Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass, Hot as Hell

Pineapple Slice was a weird name for a nightclub, if you were to text a friend to ask where they were and they responded with “I’m at Pineapple Slice”, you’d more than likely think they were at a place that specialized in fruit salads, or worse yet; Hawaiian Pizza. The weird name for the after-dark establishment did nothing to discourage people from lining up at the entrance to be let inside, however; it was packed.

Normally, Heko wasn’t the type to go to a club called Pineapple Slice, but his favorite tiger friend Alex told him it would be fun and he believed her, she was a fun tiger. She even took him shopping for an appropriate outfit that matched the club’s dress code, too; black leather pants with an easy-access flap at the front, full body fishnets, and skin-safe tape to keep his nipples covered, wouldn’t want those out and cause the “Moms Against Male Nipples” to protest. He began pondering whether or not he should have arrived a little earlier to not be so far back in the line, but since Alex hadn’t arrived yet, he wasn’t too worried. He still had no idea what kind of club it was that he was waiting in line for, though, but judging from the people around him that were quite similarly dressed, he assumed there was some costume party going on inside. His outfit didn’t allow him to have his phone or wallet, either, which Alex said wouldn’t be needed. But without a way to contact the tigress to check and see where she was, all he could do was tap his feet against the sidewalk and wait.

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Pineapple Slice was one of Alex’s favorite spots in the city, they made a mean pina colada that hid the horrible flavor of the rum so well that Alex often found herself drunk off her ass from just a few drinks. At least she thought she only had a few, it was hard to count further than the fingers on your hand when you were that hammered. Alex came to know Pineapple Slice a few years ago when the owner hired her to sing there at the club’s New Years countdown party, it was a relatively new club at the time and the pay wasn’t great, but the name of the club made Alex giggle once she realized the innuendo behind it. And while she enjoyed working there, it was a lot more fun to go there as a patron, a lot more fun. 

“Heko?” a confused Alex furrowed her brow at the tall white cat who was standing in the club’s entrance line waiting to be let inside. “What are you doing waiting in line?” the tigress tilted her head to the side as she waited for his answer. Heko hadn’t noticed Alex arriving as she came up from behind him. The blonde cat boy stood out like a sore thumb, and when he turned around to see his tiger friend, he looked a little surprised. “Oh, hey Alex, I saw everyone else waiting in line, and I didn’t want to be rude and cut the line…” Heko smiled as he looked down at Alex. His eyes went wide almost immediately once he noticed the getup that she was in. It was the female equivalent of his outfit; full-body fishnets and a black pleated miniskirt, just without any nipple tape keeping her modest. Heko seemed to be the only one who noticed that her nipples were out and he was genuinely concerned as he looked left and right to see if there were any police around that could have the tiger arrested. “Why are your nipples out?” he asked. “You told me to cover mine so I don’t get arrested.” The white cat brought his hands up to cover Alex’s nipples as he continued to look left and right nervously. 

“Relax, Heko, the cops aren’t going to see us, we just need to get inside. C’mon.” Alex grabbed the tall cat boy’s arm and attempted to pull him out of the line he was waiting in. She was already getting weird looks from the people behind him so she really wanted to get him out of that lame line. But Heko wasn’t budging and he still his hands on her breasts keeping her nipples covered. He gave her a confused look but stood his ground and stayed in line. “What? We’re almost in already! I’ve waited in line for us.” Heko tried to pull Alex into the line using the hands on her breasts, but she wasn’t budging either. The tigress let go of the blonde cat’s arm just to grab him by the wrists and pry his hands away from her tits. Once his hands were off her globes, she continued to hold them as she explained why he needed to leave the line and go with her. “I know the owner, we can just go in. C’mon.” Alex pulled on Heko hard to pull him out of the line and dragged him right to the rope barrier where a tall spotted hyena in form-fitting jeans, an even tighter shirt, and a mean look on his face stood. Alex smiled at him as she and Heko approached, “Heeeeeeeey there, Andrew! Am I still on the nice list?”

“The spotted hyena turned to look at Alex, then at the tall boy she had with her. His grumpy demeanor scared Heko a little bit, but he smiled awkwardly back at him to try and ease the tension. After what felt like a long time of staring down the tall cat he hadn’t seen before, Andrew moved his attention back to the tigress, let the mean-looking façade fade away, and unhooked the rope to let them through. “Good to see you again, Stripes,” he winked. Alex let out a nervous laugh and winked back at him as she walked past the rope and through the door under the bright yellow neon pineapple sign. Heko continued to smile and stare at the hyena as they walked by, only turning back to look forward once the soundproofed door closed behind him. As he and Alex walked through the dark hallway that lead to the main area of the club, something came to mind that he wanted to ask her. 

“How did you get us in like that?” Heko asked as he scratched the back of his head. He couldn’t quite wrap his head around the nickname “Stripes” that the bouncer had for her either. “And why did he call you ‘Stripes’? I thought your name was Alex?” He looked genuinely confused and continued to scratch the back of his head. 

Alex furrowed her brow and turned around to look at Heko to see if he was joking, but with how dimly lit the hallway was, she wasn’t able to tell. She continued to lead him down the seemingly endless hallway as the sound of muffled and thumpy bass got louder and louder. “I sucked his dick.” She answered Heko’s first question, but only chuckled in response to his second one. 

Heko raised his eyebrows, surprised, and nodded his head a few times before saying “Nice.” And chuckling too. Oh, how he wished he was a bouncer if they all got head from Alex. 

The muffled bass-heavy music got louder and louder the closer Heko and Alex got to the door at the end of the hallway. They walked past a few people kissing in the hallway that Heko peeked at, but he was quickly taken aback even more once Alex pushed through the second soundproof door that led into the real action. Suddenly, the music wasn’t muffled anymore and once the door closed behind them, they were in the center of the Pineapple Slice. They exited the door onto a terrace area that overlooked the entire club floor; strobe lights, blacklights, poles, bars, booths, you name it and they had it. The club’s black walls were illuminated with a soft shade of yellow, just like the flesh of the pineapple fruit, but other than that, there wasn’t much in terms of interior design that was pineapple related. There were, however, a lot of pineapple slices being handed out on trays by the club staff, who were all in white full-body latex to differentiate them from the patrons. They were cut into triangles and spiked onto popsicle sticks; just the sight of them was enough to make Alex lick her lips. She gave Heko a few seconds at the railing to take in the club, and maybe get the hint as to what type of establishment it was that she brought him to. 

“So! What do you think?” Alex said in a slightly shouty voice to overpower the thumpy music just enough for the white cat to be able to hear her. 

“Is this a costume party?” Heko replied. He smiled wide at the tigress before he continued to let his eyes look over all of the interesting things going on down below. He wasn’t sure if his eyes were deceiving him, but he was able to make out a few people doing a few things that probably weren’t allowed at your typical costume party. Hearing Heko’s question made the tigress laugh and nod at him. “Something like that! Just a lot more adult.” It was fun going out with Heko to places he had never gone to before; he had that innocent curiosity that was a pleasure to watch. It was like taking a candy fanatic to the largest candy store in the world and telling them they could get anything they wanted. The sparkle in Heko’s eyes had Alex smitten, but she didn’t bring him to a sex club to stare into his eyes, so she grabbed his hand and pulled him away from the railing toward the stairs that led down to the main floor of the club. 

The loud thumping music vibrated the stairs as Heko and Alex went down them. When they arrived on the dance floor, the strobe lights made everything look like it was stop-motion. It was trippy, but it did look incredibly cool once Heko and Alex had a few drinks in their system and were dancing together to the music that was loud enough to blow out windows if there were any. Alex got very touchy with the way she danced with Heko, her fingers trailed all over his chest and she even played with the black tape that covered his nipples. She even ran her hand over the flap that kept his crotch under wraps as part of her dance, too, and bit her lip in a very seductive manner while she did it. It took Heko longer than it would take the average Joe to come to realize what type of club they were in, but when he put two and two together, he became a lot more aware of his surroundings and what the people around him were doing. There were a lot of people getting head, either their dicks sucked or their pussies eaten, the loud music did a good job of hiding the wet noises that usually came with such activities, but there was no hiding the sight of someone on their knees and bobbing their head up and down. It wasn’t Halloween, so there was no way they were bobbing for apples; Heko was sure of that. 

With his eyes locked on the tigress’s hand that was groping and feeling his crotch, Heko smirked, wrapped his arms around her, and dug his fingers into her soft buttocks underneath her miniskirt. His white fingers blended into the white heart pattern on the tiger’s rear and he kneaded his cat friend’s ass like pizza dough. “This is a sex club isn’t it?” He started purring as he squeezed and tugged on her booty and he leaned in to kiss her right on the lips. As his and Alex’s lips locked and their tongues intertwined, Heko felt his dick getting hard in his leather pants. If he didn’t do anything about it, the buttons on the flap that was keeping his cat cock under wraps would burst. Alex’s lips tasted great, and cat tongue on cat tongue was something special that no other species could replicate. He continued to squeeze Alex’s ass and sucked on her face. 

After a minute or two of wet slurping and feeling up one another, Alex pushed away from the kiss, licked her lips, and looked up at Heko. Heko licked his lips, too, and pulled the tigress closer using the two hands firmly planted on each of her ass cheeks. Alex’s fishnet-covered breasts pressed against Heko’s abs and he looked down at them and snickered goofily. He wanted to make a comment on how soft and smooshy her boobs felt and how much shorter the tigress was than him, but the tigress started talking first and he quickly forgot about it. 

Heko was Alex’s favorite himbo cat boy, he was fit, hot, and blonde; he checked a lot of boxes on Alex’s “Just my type” list. She enjoyed kissing him, touching him, and doing things with him. He was somewhat of a yes-man, too, which was nice, not a lot of Alex’s hookups would have been willing to come with her to a sex club. Feeling the bulge behind that easy-access dick flap growing and those big fingers on his big hands digging into her ass, Alex had an idea. There was a neon sign behind Heko that was a circular pineapple slice with a hole in the middle of it and an arrow very suggestively pointing through the hole. There was a hallway underneath the sign with people going in and out of it almost constantly. The tigress smirked, leaned forward to squish her breasts against the hot himbo’s washboard abs even more, and squeezed his crotch. 

“Hey, Heko. Wanna get your dick sucked?” Alex said to Heko over the loud music. 

It took Heko a few seconds to process what Alex said. His mind was preoccupied with the ass in his hands and the boobs pressed against his front. When the words did finally reach his ears, his eyes widened like a cat focusing on something and he quickly nodded his head. “Hell yeah!” he replied and enthusiastically gave Alex’s ass another firm squeeze. 

“C’mon, this way.” Alex cooed and pat him on the groin before she took one of his hands off her ass and used it to lead him to where she was going to schlob his knob. They squeezed past the people dancing and the people fucking, and Alex waved to a few familiar faces as they approached the hallway to the bathroom with the suggestive neon pineapple glory hole sign at the entrance. Alex grabbed a couple of the pineapple slices on popsicle sticks as they walked by a waiter with them on a tray and quickly ate two of them herself before handing two to the cat boy following behind her. “Oooh, a snack,” Heko said with a smile and quickly munched on both of them. He tossed the sticks into the small trash can they passed as they entered the dark hallway that would lead them to the glory hole toilet. He thought to himself that he could get used to coming to places like this with Alex; fun music, Alex sucking his dick, and free fruit? Hell yeah.

Heko used his back to open the bathroom door as he carried Alex by her butt and made out with her. They got handsy, tonguey, and very loud as he blindly stepped backward into the bathroom. The door swung open and he took slow steps until his back was against one of the stalls. He explored Alex’s mouth and continued to squeeze her ass eagerly as they kissed. After a few seconds, he lowered her back down to her feet and their kiss broke; a string of their mixed saliva remained linking their lips. Alex panted heavily and stared into Heko’s eyes as her already smiling lips grew into an even larger smile. Her hands moved to rub along his pecs and she flicked her thumbs over his taped nipples again. 

“Watch your step,” she said and shoved the tall white cat into the stall. She watched as Heko stumbled backward, bit and chewed on her lower lip, and closed the door. 

“Hhooofh!” Heko let out a surprised noise when he was unexpectedly shoved into the bathroom stall. When the tigress closed the door behind him, he scratched the back of his head; he was very confused. “Uh, Alex?” He looked down at his feet and then around the stall at the various graffiti and obscenities on the walls. Some of them were difficult to make out in the blue blacklight and pink neon that reflected off the surprisingly clean tile floor. 

“Relax!” Alex said as she turned around and walked to the adjacent stall, one without a door. She got in, knelt down in front of the wall that she shared with Heko’s stall, and looked through the professionally drilled hole in the wall. Perfectly crotch level, she could see that easy-access flap and the outline of the dick that was behind it. Alex poked her nose into the hole to get Heko to look down. “Pssst. Look here… It’s a place to put your dick.”

Heko glanced down at the familiar nose that poked through the hole, smiled, and started unbuttoning his easy-access flap to get his dick out to put it through the glory hole. One button, two buttons, three buttons, four, and then his flap fell to the floor. His hefty dick and fat balls fell out and dangled between his legs. His balls were the size of tennis balls, and his dick, even though not fully erect yet, was like the thickest weisswurst sausage she had ever seen. Heko started stroking his dick once it was free from his leather pants, bringing it from its semi-erect state to a fully-erect state. He pulled back his foreskin, revealing his shiny and wet dick tip, and pointed it straight at the tiger nose that was still poked through the glory hole. He rubbed his dickhead against her button nose and let her get a good whiff of his dick, which he knew she enjoyed. 

Alex did enjoy sniffing a good dick, especially an uncut and juicy one like Heko’s, and when his tip pressed and rubbed right into her nose, it wiggled and danced and she almost stuck her tongue out to lick it. But she wanted to save it for when his dick slid through the magic glory hole to taste it and make it the perfect glory hole experience. She pulled her nose away from the hole and took the time to tie her hair up into a ponytail. She kept her eyes on Heko’s big dick and once she was done tying her hair up, she brought her face closer to the hole and waited for the sausage to slide through. Her mouth opened up slightly as she watched his dick get closer and closer to the glory hole. It looked to Alex like Heko’s dick was about to make it through, but it never did, and it left her with her mouth agape, tongue out, and drooling.  

Heko gripped the top of the stall wall with one hand, while he held his dick with the other and tried his best to thrust his dick through the hole. There was only one problem, his dick was too big. “C’mon, ugh…” The cat boy grunted and groaned as his dick bumped into the stall wall over and over.

‘Thunk, thump, thud,’ After three tries, Heko swung open the door to his stall and peeked his head out to look into Alex’s. Alex turned to look at him once she heard the door creak and wiped the drool from her chin. 

“The hole is too small for my dick on this side, how about your side?” Heko asked. His big dick swung out from the stall as he tried to look at the hole on Alex’s side to see if it was any bigger. There was a small amount of precum that had pooled around Heko’s tip that started to drip from his dick down onto the floor. He furrowed his brows and continued to try and determine whether the hole was bigger on Alex’s side or not. His dick throbbed as he stood there waiting for Alex’s answer. 

Alex did not answer, instead, she gave him a very annoyed look. With one hand on the stall wall and the other on her thigh, she pulled her eyes from his face to look at his dick as it throbbed in front of her. “No, Heko, they’re the sam-.” She was cut off by Heko shimmying his way into the stall with her and pressing himself up against the wall. She sighed and moved herself to sit on the toilet to give him room to do his thing. 

“Aw c’mon… This side too?” Heko pouted as he thrusted his hips against the stall wall, his dick head was barely able to fit even the tiniest bit into the glory hole. “Aw, man…” he complained again, pulled away from the wall, and turned to face the tigress who was now sitting on the toilet watching him. Alex put her head in her palm, shook it, and let out a laugh, which led to Heko giving her a confused look and raising his brow at her while his dick twitched and throbbed. Her laugh continued and even got a little bit louder when she saw how genuine his confusion was. He was dumb, but he was also sweet. And since Alex promised him that he would get his dick sucked, she wasn’t going to punish him for something that was out of his control, especially not because his dick was massive. Grabbing him by the dick and balls with one hand on each, she pulled him closer to her and smiled. 

“I’ll let you pick, want me to suck your dick? Or do you wanna fuck me here in this dirty dirty stall…” she purred.

“Both,” Heko replied without hesitation. He had the stamina for it and why cum in just one hole when you can do it in two?

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Heko by KikoKitty 

Art by peachygho