Think, think, think...
Gotta be some way up there. Sigh, this is not how I wanted to spend today. It was meant to be, 'wow, what a perfectly successful experiment that was. I'm several inches smaller. Time for bed!' but instead I'm stuck... like this!
Urgh... fine. Okay, let's just solve this. Could try climbing up onto the stool, wouldn't be too difficult but... would like it to be a little less precarious.
Oh! Shoebox. Yes-yes-yes.
Okay-okay, lets... get... you... (much heavier than expected!) ... over... here... and... phew!
That stool really is big, huh.
No distractions! Okay, this is easier... one foot there and... pull!
Phew. Maybe won't have to hit the gym tomorrow after this... Right, at least I'm not small enough that getting to the desk should be a problem now...
Woah. That's... higher than it looked from...
...?!
The hell!?
Oh. Shit. Oh-fuck!
The setting I left it on - It's not on single burst! It's on emission! And it's still active - whatever it hit, is affected by proximity to the machine... Which means...
The closer I'm getting... the smaller I'm getting!
Peter
2025-06-19 02:03:55 +0000 UTCSyrus Durham
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