Ivana

DM Prep

Added 2023-12-17 13:00:07 +0000 UTC

The 'sorceress' wasn't pleased.

"Aubrey, this isn't funny anymore."

The seemingly enormous dungeon master sighed. "You're right, Liz. Planning for this session isn't funny - if you and the party could stop getting side tracked by random NPCs I make up on the spot you might stumble into some actual plot at some point."

"When you said you had a way to make your game way more immersive I didn't... imagine this! And what the hell is this outfit...?"

"Blame the male gaze, Liz. I ordered a sorceress costume online and shrunk it down - your character's a princess in her backstory, thus the tiara - I kinda like it."

Liz couldn't believe her friend was capable of something this bizarre. "Just turn me back, okay? I... I'll make it to more sessions, I promise." She said, hoping it would placate the enormous girl.

"Nice try. We've got a session tomorrow and so you'll have your whole party to join you soon enough."

Liz groaned, she had no way of warning the others about the giant girl's insane device. "Wait, so what the hell was I? A guinea pig?!"

Aubrey shrugged. "No, your outfit just arrived first."

"Well when are you going to turn me back?"

The dungeon master pondered. "That's really up to you all. I've got the whole campaign mostly planned out and once you're all teeny-tiny I won't have to worry about conflicting schedules anymore."

Liz started to realize her friend was perhaps envisioning this as a long-term situation...

Aubrey continued. "The running joke is that scheduling is the true big bad of d&d, right? Well, I shrunk that problem down to size." She said smugly.

The shrunken woman glared up at her enormous dungeon master. It seemed Aubrey might be the true big bad of this campaign...

Aubrey ignored her friend's growing anger. "Now, how many kobolds is too many..."