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Inside Messi’s Indian catastrophe | The funniest stories in sport this week

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Links from the pod:

Kolkata riot: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1plfmgo/ani_fans_at_salt_lake_stadium_got_angry_with_the

Statue unveiling: https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2025/12/12/12/104672397-15377981-image-a-45_1765543002051.jpg

Hola Messi fanzone: https://assets.telegraphindia.com/telegraph/2025/Dec/1765375010_hola-messi-1.gif

Suarez nutmeg: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1pmfjzm/suarez_got_nutmegged_by_a_teen_indian_girl/?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=i-see-a-snake&_bhlid=16c820a8f979cb6080947e9b36af165b189dceb7

Nitin Kumar walking out: https://www.tiktok.com/@thedarter88/video/7583727677526396193 

Killing the Ally Pally wasp: https://x.com/MarkWilsonRadio/status/2000235018254459016 

Cameron Menzies meltdown: https://x.comshaunmiller/status/2000578781082251448 

Inside Messi’s Indian catastrophe | The funniest stories in sport this week

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Similar Messi swindle happened in America 10 years ago during a “Messi and friends” tour where Lionel was supposed to play an exhibition match with 21 of his most talented teammates. These teammates didn’t bother turning up due to “technical difficulties” so he ended up playing with college soccer players from a nearby university, one of which scored a bicycle kick during the game.

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