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.DARK. 1x5

COOKETH

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i aint clicking it Lol

Ron Jackson Jr

because Katharina had a black eye in the Me and the Devil montage

roonil

that's what someone that posted a virus would say🧐

roonil

^ not a virus lol

Frosty

https://imgflip.com/i/957y6n

Frosty

Dark the neglected step child 😭😭😭

Euphemia Isobel

Patiently awaiting episode 6 🥹

Bri-Ana Monique

All I want for Christmas is more Dark

Euphemia Isobel

Im no english speaker. And the "Just saying" was pointed to my first post. Also people did not understand what i mean with "Overanalyzing". But its ok. I lost my interest in roll out this topic any further.

Reflekt0r

Just saying while nobody asked is crazy

Vik Mar

😞

Euphemia Isobel

Wait why did they change their mind on the sexual assault? I thought it was quite obvious that Helena fabricated the whole thing

Joel

They can cook as much as they want. Just saying.

Reflekt0r

?? This show is all about the analyzing and trying to figure out things. Let them cook

Joel

Yo Gek Crew. How about to not overanalyze anything and just enjoy the show for as it is.

Reflekt0r

I miss full time gek :(

Euphemia Isobel

lol, it was a long pregnancy

TheSauceGuy

Yeah, no wonder Michael got more and more depressed as life went on. As a boy he must've been aching for life to be recognizable again, to see the people that he knew and loved in 2019. Only for him to feel more detached with each passing year, realizing that there was no place for him anymore. Imagine seeing yourself growing up...

KindaDutchNL

are you the streamer nmp? as in nmplol

Kim555

The thing that I always wonder about is what Michael/Mikkel was like living life as Jonas’ dad before all of this. I mean he was probably interacting with his own parents as equals down at school meetings or whatever. Jonas and Martha got together the year before he passed, imagine your son brings home his first girlfriend and it’s your teenage sister/his aunt and you just have to be like “haha you go kid”.

NMP

You guys missed the most important part: Jonas just made out with his aunt (the girl is Mikkel’s sister)

NMP

I think they might just get a little too focused on trying to predict everything that some of the things that aren't even mysteries are slipping past them which would help them cook even more on the big theories, which they have done really well with for Mikkel.

The night is Dank and full of Memers

"Tiedemann here" Then asked for someone from the hospital to come pick up Mikkel. Since then, his name and Charlotte's family name were said a lot in other scenes.

The night is Dank and full of Memers

No clue but it’s been a minute since it dropped so I figured it has to be soon plus nothing else has dropped today.

Enma

Wait does it actually drop today 👀

1999

I can feel that One Piece drop coming any minute now…

Enma

Day 6… of asking the geks to watch “The Penguin”

David J

COOKETH indeed. I love it

𝓓𝓪𝓷𝓪

nope all of these relationships are messy lol

Joydan Bri’an

Lol am I the only one that’s like 🥴

Bellamy Blake

Jonas kissing his aunt. Hannah lying on Ulrich because she’s essentially jealous of Katherina. Hannah getting married to Mikkel, which is Ulrich’s son, then getting with Ulrich who is basically her father in law. Like lmaooo the layers and drama is insane

Joydan Bri’an

Same! I quickly theorized it on ep 3 or 4 on my first watch but I was like nahhhh 😅

A_Daddy Daichi

Thanks! Good to know I was not making things up in my head 😅

Ale

Hannah said in the beginning, when she left a voice mail on Ines phone, that Jonas hasn't seen his grandmother in 3 months and that the power went out again, so Ines should just tell her if she wants them out of the house.

roonil

Haha seriously I feel like it’s so common for women to take initiative, like the comment above said it’s so normal you don’t really think about it

Jessica

I think Hannah just fabricated that all SA story. Seeing the things she does in the future I very much believe she is capable of saying that just to get Ulrich and Katarina separated. Also I don't think if the guy had a criminal record would be able to be a policeman in the future. I feel a little accomplished by getting confirmation that Mikkel is Jonas dad! I think Ines stole the letter? I remember very vaguely that Hannah said something about it or I'm probably just misremembering lol

Ale

Jonas is an honorary Targaryen with the unknowing aunt kiss. Happens to the best of them.

Zechree

I think the whole SA story is fabricated for several reasons. First, we see constant hints of young Hannah crushing on Ulrich and being jealous of his relationship with Kat, and in the present (when you guys noticed she had crazy vibes since she spam-called him and showed up at their house where the wife is, and that ominous smirk and look on her face after he rejects her) I am assuming her thought is "I separated you two once before, I will do it again because I want you to myself" and I'm guessing the present Ulrich has no clue that the whole thing was Hannah's doing Second, I think if he did actually SA Kat, it would be a dangerous message to send to viewers as directors, "SA is forgivable and you will still get the girl in the end and marry her etc (2 girls even, the one that endured it and the one that witnessed it) And third, if Ulrich had a criminal record, how would he ever get employed in the police force? About the bruise thing, I think classic misdirect while taking everything into account

selmak13

Actually I knew that. I was just wondering why Cannon even said it.

Sasha

appreciate the drop guys <3

Sora

They should go back and read Martha’s monologue from the play if they didn’t read it

Zechree

I think you’re confusing Hannah with Katarina His child is just Jonas, and Hannah isn’t his mom

Euphemia Isobel

German Jon & Dany

Euphemia Isobel

Well at some point he must have realized that he literally had kids with his own mother and one of the kids is literally himself while the other one is his brother. That alone might have driven him insane. Or perhaps he was in the belief that he had to hang himself to keep the timeline intact, considering that was he did when he was a kid.

Rasmus Kjær Poulsen

Girls taking the initiative happens quite often over here. To the point where you don't even think about it that much if men or women do it more than the other. It's just a non issue over here IMO.

Mysterious Figure

Winden. Just the word also means "to writh, to coil up, to curl, to squirm in agony".

Reflekt0r

Lets be real here. Keeping track of all the relationships and family relations on the first watchthrough is pretty rough

Yuion

Just a play on words. "Nein" means "No" in German. & sounds like "Nine".

BRO.

Again Egon Tiedemann aka Chief Inspector Tiedemann is the father of Claudia Tiedemann not Charlotte's father.

༒ dianna ༒

I think he meant about girls initiating it like Martha did.

Rayanh LaNansha

The reason why I couldn't think of Mikkel being Jonas' dad is because of the whole thing with Martha being Mikkel's sister. My brain couldn't accept that equation until it was shoved into my eyeballs, lmao.

Rayanh LaNansha

Guys Jonas literally kissed his aunt too LMAO

༒ dianna ༒

The reveal always makes me want to cry

A_Daddy Daichi

ME AND THE DEVIL, Walking side by side... Yes Brig it is.

༒ dianna ༒

Noahhh

A_Daddy Daichi

Yall are spoiling me with so many dark drops

Guadalupe Sierpes

because when egon called the hospital he said “tiedemann…” then whatever else he said after. they thought he was calling someone named tiedemann but he was just stating who was calling

lauren

The term for people like Hannah is “Bunny Boiler”

Dylan Walsh

They need to simply take a look at the website, or not, I didn't need it, just write down the family tree as you know it

Nanashi

Dark is soooo gooood😭😭😭

Nanashi

"I just lost my dawg" is insane😂 and Carter continuing with his own insanity

Sasha

Yayyy you guys finally saw this comment lmao

A_Daddy Daichi

at least wait until morning or something if you don't have proof at all, idk lol. easy way to get any guy in jail for a day without proof

TheSauceGuy

i love this show

TheSauceGuy

Just because I didn't pick up on who Egon was until like mid s2 I think tbh, maybe I wasn't paying enough attention, but it didn't spoil my watch. I get with a react, people would probably want perfection first time, but I fully expect yall will watch again in some capacity and get that "all-knowing- satisfactory" watch out of it eventually.

Lady Stoneheart (Uncat)

I don't think you're "supposed" to know who everyone is immediately, if you want to, you can, but the show does a good job of revealing when necessary imo. If you pick up on something the first time, it's an awesome watch, if you don't, it's an awesome watch. When you pick it up for the first time on rewatch, it's an even greater watch. Not many shows left like this where they don't hold your hand, but don't keep you in the dark. If you want to consult the Internet for confirmations, speculations, it's there, but you absolutely don't have to. I like it.

Lady Stoneheart (Uncat)

would love to see u guys enter https://dark.netflix.io/ after a episode.

Marlon Douglas

They finally saw a comment about this website, W If you're on PC turn on hardware/graphics acceleration so the site doesn't lag

Brady

Uploads tonight are flipping cooking

John

Dying at the post discussion where they are wondering if Katarina got pregnant and they had to get married because of a baby, it's 33 years in the past Martha, Magnus and Mikkel aren't 33 😂

Euphemia Isobel

I mean tbh it’s not unrealistic for a guy to get arrested on hearsay for false rape.

Timmy Turner

Well, I figured there'd have to be some sort of proof provided to take someone from their home on charges of rape if the supposed victim says that it didn't happen. That all depends on whether or not he did assault her, but the entire scene didn't give me that vibe at all.

TheSauceGuy

Police Chief in 1986 is Egon Tiedemann. Old man in 2019 is Helge Doppler. The show has said their names multiple times since episode 1. We also see Helge in 1986 giving the book to Claudia. They look nothing alike, and are the same age in 86 and 2019 respectively. They could never be the same person. Charlotte isn't Egon's daughter. Claudia is.

The night is Dank and full of Memers

If they claim every character is every character, then when 1 character is revealed to be 1 they can say they called it lmao. Jack was on the ball as soon as we saw Mikkel in the past in episode 2, citing the letter as reference. From there, the others guessed that Mikkel and Mads are literally everyone:P But yes Jack did call that accurately and early.

The night is Dank and full of Memers

Keep watching is the answer to all of those questions.

The night is Dank and full of Memers

Not like the german 9😂 what was even the point in that

Sasha

Brig should be cast as young Noah because the sketch of Noah looks exactly like him.

BipolarKitten

Kahnwald name has been said/shown since episode 1. Ines nametag shown episode 3. She has 0 relation to the Tiedemann family. Not sure why Jack thinks she does. Tiedemann family = Egon father of Claudia, mother of Regina, mother of Bartosz. Kahnwald family is entirely separate.

The night is Dank and full of Memers

Wait till next episode , your questions may get answered

Dio

The police chief has a grudge, so he’d just assume she is trying to protect him

Griff

"Hotel people" 😭😭

BipolarKitten

This is so cool thank you!

McKay Carter

Do what, kiss people? I just thought he was joking about that lol.

TheSauceGuy

Cannon calling it a "nutterhouse" instead of a "nuthouse" lol

TheSauceGuy

Peaky Blinders next

Kp__

Another unexpected W drop. Cooking. With. Gas.

Frosty

Am I missing something? Couldn't the police have just asked the girl what had happened to see her side? If she was injured when she's briefly shown after, did he assault her? I'm so confused lol.

TheSauceGuy

So many people in this show are unfaithful and can't explain how they feel lmao

TheSauceGuy

Cookie

Cookie

Damn bro imagine the same day you’re born you’re also a dad raising a family

Timmy Turner

Noah is a religious figure in this show, very interesting...

TheSauceGuy

actually quite true

Mia Malvik

Ultimate fist bump

1999

The policeman from 1986 is Egon Tiedemann, Claudias father.

roonil

“You’re cool.” “No, I’m Mikkel.” Bro has ungodly Rizz 💀

1999

Thank you. :) Unless by the time the show end Mikkel's family learn the truth. It's sad to think they'll never know what happen to him.

jrnoodles

The reveal that Mikkel is Jonas’ dad makes that moment where they fist-bumped in the forest in episode 1 really bittersweet in hindsight. He got to have another moment with his dad after he died and didn’t even know it. 😭

Elle B.

Cannon, I promise you, girls DO do that! Just move to Europe man. 😂👌

Mysterious Figure

Hot damn! Thank you for the uploads! I hope Jack's feeling vindicated right now for having his theories confirmed about Mikkel being Michael! I loved watching the reactions and him slowly coming to the realization once they showed past Ines and current Ines side by side lol. Can't wait for the rest of your theories to be either debunked or confirmed in the future. Your discussions post episodes are absolutely entertaining and they're why I'm here! Hope y'all enjoy the rest of the season.

Anne Sims

I'm here for the Dark spam

TheSauceGuy

Brig: Give her a hug! German: *does not compute*

Scinaps

It looks like you're having a blast watching this show and it's refreshing to see you manage to remember the details and stuff. Great work!

Sarafian Victor

Was having a bad day, until I saw the drop so thank you for the help with fixing my mood 😂🩵

Bri-Ana Monique

whoa watt

Lady Stoneheart (Uncat)

If i had a nickel for the amount of shows the geks watched with aunt+nephew incest i'd have two nickels...which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice

Daniella

Holy shit feeling spoiled

Agent September 🏴‍☠️

MY FKN GOATS TY FOR THE GOT AND DARK BLESSING MY SHIT ASS DAY

hollow soul

Also… Day 5 of asking the geks to watch “The Penguin”

David J

Ngl the geks are cooking rn

David J

I’m watching episode 4 now I got got AND episode 5???? we love to see the hustle!!!!

Billie

Damn, they're spamming this ish lmao. Yesssss.

Ante

I haven't even watch ep4 yet 😱 You guys spoiled us too much

Ale

Weee can’t wait to go home

Euphemia Isobel

As the reactions keep coming, I’d HIGHLY recommend using dark.netflix.io to keep track of who’s who. You can set it to the most recent episode you’ve watched so it won’t contain any spoilers.

BusterBigNuts

Thannnnkkk you

Abdulmajeed

Dark fans eating GOOD this week

Brady

Love how even though we are just the 5% who voted for Dark on the poll, Geks doing several drops to satisfy us. W channel listening to everyone💯💯

Dio

Keep em coming

Derek Whittom

Another one, thank you! Will watch after work tonight!

A_Daddy Daichi

Ok, I’m loving these drops.

BRO.

Yo, Can’t get enough of DARK,ehh boys..lol

Natsu1401

ANOTHER ONE? 😱

Mia Malvik

😱😱😱🥳🥳 Thank you!!

Ushna Seeam

Geks can you do a Halloween event for the entirety of October? Like one or two movies a week. They could be Horror movies or Halloween classics. But you gotta do Mean Girls 🙏

Kim555

LETS GOOOOOO

Nash

HELLO? Back to back! Thank you

Kim555

first

Jacob Goldsmith


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