No chapter today. Chapter Tuesday.
Added 2024-08-13 02:56:28 +0000 UTCpirateaba sat in a room typing. They typed Pt. 3. They typed Pt. 4. However, neither one is good to go. Editing must be done. Therefore...
They are going to take today off and edit and post another chapter Tuesday. No chapter today; no chapter Wednesday.
That way they will not explode.
This is a short story about the life of pirateaba. Thank you for your patience.
The end.
SLAM.
Comments
I'm not new. I've been here for years. Pirateaba, fan base and moderators on reddit have recently given me strong justification to quit. Has anyone else experienced hate and abuse from her reddit moderators and fans?
Ronin
2024-09-17 00:31:54 +0000 UTCTWI ends with a happy ending... SLAM
Ground Control
2024-08-17 13:31:52 +0000 UTCwould be comical if the slam turns into a url we must click first xD
Red
2024-08-14 00:52:11 +0000 UTCYeah it generally hits the website first then we get a patreon post
Alan McBrayer
2024-08-14 00:50:59 +0000 UTCRoots part 3 seems to be up, but the patreon post with the password isn't yet. T.T
Dontspam Meho
2024-08-14 00:48:36 +0000 UTCWhile it is already great as a invocation of the closing doors of fate, as opportunities drift away on the river of time. Additionally, we have some recently referenced Trolls. And all of us who have read our Pratchett know that all Troll drugs start with "S" and connotate concussion...
Jason Newborn
2024-08-13 23:36:10 +0000 UTCPsss hey dealer you got anymore of SLAM! FIENDING. Take your time loving this story line.
Caleb Moody
2024-08-13 20:58:54 +0000 UTCAm I the only one who clicked on the slam just in case?
Rimantas Podlinevas
2024-08-13 17:38:48 +0000 UTCPadlov's Patrons
Scott Schluter
2024-08-13 16:38:00 +0000 UTCPadlov's Patrons
Scott Schluter
2024-08-13 16:37:38 +0000 UTCThat was definitely one of the stories of all time. Thank you for sharing, Pirateaba :D
Arwen Lostlorn
2024-08-13 15:41:29 +0000 UTCAAAAAH, wheres the rest, there was a slam... I might be slightly traumatized now XD
David Polaski
2024-08-13 13:02:53 +0000 UTCTake all the time you want, and do so with a clear conscience. While I am not a rabid capitalist, in this case, if you p**$ off anyone, then they can quit being a patron. I doubt you would lose many when you are posting this many words every day/week/month/year. There may be more prolific writers, but I doubt that they combine this output quantity and quality over the many years I have read your work. So, you do you, and let anyone else do them, and don't worry about it.
Aaron W. Smith
2024-08-13 12:55:15 +0000 UTCIncidentally, I'm playing path of exile, and this update slam skills are really strong, and my character's name is FuckyeahSlam.... The universe works in mysterious ways.
Chargcake
2024-08-13 12:43:19 +0000 UTCNoooooooo
Chargcake
2024-08-13 12:42:27 +0000 UTCThey got me 3
Peter Jørgensen
2024-08-13 08:58:37 +0000 UTCI'm always there when it closes. And I always think: oh poo...
Fitty Sebum
2024-08-13 08:53:23 +0000 UTCThey got me toooooo!!! I was so excited when I saw the hyperlink and now I'm wondering why suddenly the world seems so dark...
Fitty Sebum
2024-08-13 08:50:30 +0000 UTCDamnit! I clicked on the "SLAM". I've apparently been conditioned...
Beardywierdy
2024-08-13 08:19:38 +0000 UTCthe slamming inn, by pirateaba.
Valmorian
2024-08-13 08:08:23 +0000 UTCI love your humor. Makes me laugh constantly.
Mike Smalley
2024-08-13 06:05:19 +0000 UTCI did! 😄
eppifoss
2024-08-13 06:03:00 +0000 UTCCome on and slam and welcome to the Jam!
thomas j walters
2024-08-13 05:04:31 +0000 UTCSomeone actually slammed a door in my house right as I read the word SLAM. I'm worried now.
Alifalafel
2024-08-13 04:51:16 +0000 UTCThe inclusion of SLAM means pirateaba, and therefore all of us are part of the innworld extended universe, and that Mrsha knows about us.
Peter Benzoni
2024-08-13 04:42:52 +0000 UTCThat's fine. Sometimes the fans need time to digest the bombshells
Clarence Grant
2024-08-13 04:11:38 +0000 UTCAll good. Take your time. No pressure. I totally love your stories and are addicted to them and am just grateful you keep writing- so I can listen enraptured on audible. Love Andrea Parsneau’s narration of your work. 👋🏻😊
Allison B
2024-08-13 04:05:27 +0000 UTCEverytime a door slams now... youll have to wonder. Will you still be there when it closes
Rados
2024-08-13 03:58:45 +0000 UTCThe SLAM kinda has the same feeling of TOC
Shotgun_Samura13
2024-08-13 03:49:16 +0000 UTCSlammmm
Asit T
2024-08-13 03:47:33 +0000 UTCIf this has a slam does that imply that this is canonically an alternative possibility and the real reason there is no chapter today is different and we cannot definitively expect the chapters at the schedule suggested in this post?
BeepBoop
2024-08-13 03:34:17 +0000 UTCSomewhat relieved since I stayed up too late reading and morning came way too quick! How can you pace yourself when Mrsha is in trouble and Rags is on the precipice???
Mista Woodsy
2024-08-13 03:15:12 +0000 UTCAh, but when they came to two doors... Which did they SLAM?
Miles Kidder
2024-08-13 03:05:56 +0000 UTCI need to re-read the start of the post 3 times before I understood it was in 3rd person. Caught be off guard.
Captdeth
2024-08-13 03:04:58 +0000 UTCSLAM right back at yah
Red
2024-08-13 03:04:31 +0000 UTCduh duh duh, duh duh duh - Let the boys be boys
John Koor
2024-08-13 03:02:47 +0000 UTCI did too just in case:p
kyle
2024-08-13 03:02:10 +0000 UTCToday is monday in USA. So next chapter in 24 hours.
Robert Mullins
2024-08-13 03:01:58 +0000 UTCPoke* one salty goblin.
Blaize
2024-08-13 03:01:47 +0000 UTCNot even a Rick Roll?
Scott Soper
2024-08-13 03:00:33 +0000 UTCWho else clicked on SLAM just in case?
Benjamin Kyle Gullick
2024-08-13 03:00:29 +0000 UTCDeep
Zageron
2024-08-13 03:00:19 +0000 UTCWhy can't i SLAM. false advertising
James Getgood
2024-08-13 02:59:53 +0000 UTCYou know I tried clicking that SLAM. Quite the merry prankster you are.
Bobito
2024-08-13 02:59:50 +0000 UTCWe are a simulation of pirateaba's future arcs? I wonder how far back the real timeline is compared to now?
Robert Mullins
2024-08-13 02:59:47 +0000 UTCDo they mean Thursday ? Or next Tuesday ?
Trausti Osvaldsson
2024-08-13 02:59:40 +0000 UTCYou dare!
JRatt
2024-08-13 02:59:13 +0000 UTCI keep clicking SLAM but it doesn't take me anywhere 😂
Beardo
2024-08-13 02:59:08 +0000 UTC
