"The Cleric's Euphoria - Chapter 3" - Inflation
Added 2024-06-14 17:45:33 +0000 UTCHere's the 3rd chapter of my serialized inflation novel, "The Cleric's Euphoria".
Aldric, a master of the Enchanters Guild, is summoned to help with the investigation into the inflated clerics at the Sanctuary of Edmir.
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...this is far more unlikely but I really REALLY hope either Conway or Tavo become a spherical, creaking, wobbling ball of beer-filled bliss, permanently ❤️ Its just so rare, but amazing, when an author suddenly gives one of their major characters a sudden ~bad end~ (Especially if it happened Conway... that grumpy guts doomed to be a room-filling, embarrassing orb of ale for the rest of his life, and worse, being forced to love it... fuck, imagine if he knew it was coming and it happened slowly, Tonic playing the gator a sweet lullaby as he's beached on his gut, panicking as his limbs are losing all range of motion and those damn spikes of a pleasure hit the back of his brain, knowing that if he doesn't escape right fucking now he wouldn't even get the dignity of a quick end via popping, but spend the rest of his days as a bloody giddy landmark, oh but it feels so goooood...)
Crowbar
2024-06-15 22:58:19 +0000 UTCExciting. I hope more than a few of these characters become dopey living beer barrels soon.
Crowbar
2024-06-15 08:42:35 +0000 UTC
