Animal Style
Added 2025-03-27 01:06:07 +0000 UTC
Ayo is full of good ideas
Nope, he says it's biased against computers.
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1383
BookBeard
2025-03-29 12:51:05 +0000 UTC
Nah, you need a secret menu that you don't tell your lovers (if any). Or a set of hand signals (for when the music's loud). Or a cowbell. Or a set of handbells -- you know, the signal for a large caramel mocha latte is Bach's Toccata, Adagio, and Fugue in C Major BWV 564. And so on.
Ursus Ridens
2025-03-29 03:54:47 +0000 UTC
Newest AI playing chess are getting bad. Does Pintsize play chess? https://www.popsci.com/technology/ai-chess-cheat/#:~:text=A%20new%20study%20suggests%20reasoning%20models%20from%20DeepSeek,game%20files%20in%20their%20favor.%20Credit%3A%20Deposit%20Photos
Paul Johnson
2025-03-29 02:42:33 +0000 UTC
Bad example, the submacopter was clearly a work of genius.
BookBeard
2025-03-28 02:11:06 +0000 UTC
I doubt it's even in the top ten lol
remember the Submacopter?
Lucas Werkmeister
2025-03-28 01:02:26 +0000 UTC
This may be the stupidest idea anyone at CoD has ever had.
awgiedawgie
2025-03-28 00:00:29 +0000 UTC
*slow clap again*
Stewart MacWilliam
2025-03-27 18:52:16 +0000 UTC
The Pintsize : [REDACTED]
Nicolas Dao-Phan
2025-03-27 17:51:00 +0000 UTC
AND she could achieve her superhero dreams!
enchantedsleeper
2025-03-27 17:43:52 +0000 UTC
Ayo would look *fine* in the one Emily designed. Dang.
Hugh Eckert
2025-03-27 16:24:13 +0000 UTC
That checks out, she did used to work there. At least she hasn't suggested "venti boy". Yet.
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5172
BookBeard
2025-03-27 15:15:22 +0000 UTC
"... and he wants a drink!"
BookBeard
2025-03-27 15:12:30 +0000 UTC
Nah, their ship name would actually be "oh dear god, what have we done".
BookBeard
2025-03-27 15:11:38 +0000 UTC
It is well known that Elliot is a marshmallow.
legobil
2025-03-27 15:07:32 +0000 UTC
The Starbucks sickness RUN
Rob Wright
2025-03-27 14:58:44 +0000 UTC
*slow clap*
Stewart MacWilliam
2025-03-27 14:42:48 +0000 UTC
Ayonh Flux.
Stephen Wells
2025-03-27 14:41:00 +0000 UTC
So I know outside the 🇺🇸 they are rechristening the Americano as the Canadiano. Maybe it could be called the Emmett in QC because like Emmett they are shy, awkward but also causes chaos where they go and now at least prefers black.
Miyaa
2025-03-27 14:13:37 +0000 UTC
Solomon, more of "one who judges" then "one who comments". Or is it whom?
allanfranta
2025-03-27 13:04:58 +0000 UTC
Ah, a quintuplet short boy! Clearly you’re a commenter of culture
Solomon Garland
2025-03-27 12:33:20 +0000 UTC
Choosing to believe they don’t have drizzles, so… syrups: sticky, spicy (cinnamon), squirrel (hazelnut) (not nutty cause that means almond milk), cool (mint). Boy refers to coffee types: flat (flat white), frothy (cappuccino), burger (americano), short (espresso), milky, and chocolate. For drinks with milk, the modifiers are skinny, oaty, soy, and nutty. So if someone orders a cappuccino with oat milk and cinnamon syrup, that’s a spicy oaty foamyboy, which can subsequently be made fluffy. Extra shots could be twin, triplet, etc boys. Tea is referred to based on what Bubbles pictures when she sniffs it, so we can have Hanners asking Dora if they can restock on sexy unicorn and friendly giraffe soon
Solomon Garland
2025-03-27 12:32:38 +0000 UTC
Good lord there are a lot of great characters in this comic!
Now I can't wait for Ayo and Anh to interact.
(So if we ship *them* will they be "Anhyo"?)
Stewart MacWilliam
2025-03-27 12:29:10 +0000 UTC
4 shots espresso, black and bitter like my heart.
allanfranta
2025-03-27 12:19:51 +0000 UTC
Kronk is the absolute best 😂
David Paul
2025-03-27 12:11:19 +0000 UTC
@Melissa they're quoting a Spongebob episode https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1xC-5vw3vI
MayLaBelle
2025-03-27 12:04:45 +0000 UTC
No good will come of this & I am here for *ALL* of it!
Melissa Wilson
2025-03-27 11:56:50 +0000 UTC
I was imagining Ayo shouting, "Got a big fluffy sticky local boy!"
Steve DeGroof
2025-03-27 11:25:58 +0000 UTC
Aw, c’mon, Ben! You know you’ll love it in here! The water’s warm & we’re steeping in mirth!
Melissa Wilson
2025-03-27 11:23:59 +0000 UTC
Translation, please?
Melissa Wilson
2025-03-27 11:21:34 +0000 UTC
& there will be DOOM!
Melissa Wilson
2025-03-27 11:18:26 +0000 UTC
@Brian, from what I understand, that may depend upon whether the Waffle House will serve one’s kind.
Melissa Wilson
2025-03-27 11:16:28 +0000 UTC
A tall grim boy with a shot of "ketchup".
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5100
BookBeard
2025-03-27 11:06:50 +0000 UTC
Caramel drizzle would be sticky on top.
Opus the Poet
2025-03-27 11:06:39 +0000 UTC
Was there ever any doubt?
Melissa Wilson
2025-03-27 11:05:06 +0000 UTC
Nice!
Melissa Wilson
2025-03-27 11:04:26 +0000 UTC
@bookwyrm1216 there used to be a place here in Garland where you could get cayenne sprinkled on your cocoa, but they didn't have code words for it, just order cayenne on it.
Opus the Poet
2025-03-27 11:01:40 +0000 UTC
As a native Ohioan, that whole moment in slang makes me sad.
Melissa Wilson
2025-03-27 10:58:41 +0000 UTC
Wow… power move going all ad identitatem. We are humbled before your brilliance!
Melissa Wilson
2025-03-27 10:52:07 +0000 UTC
But the wording can't be confused with a different order. It's not quicker it's less likely to go wrong.
Opus the Poet
2025-03-27 10:49:11 +0000 UTC
Thanks, Ralph! I came here just for that & I’m so glad someone beat me to it!
Melissa Wilson
2025-03-27 10:45:54 +0000 UTC
Is there any easier way to look happy all the time, without any side effects?
Melissa Wilson
2025-03-27 10:44:59 +0000 UTC
I feel like the Deacon at a revival meeting translating the preacher speaking in tongues. Only this actually makes sense to me.
Opus the Poet
2025-03-27 10:40:31 +0000 UTC
Sold!
Melissa Wilson
2025-03-27 10:37:00 +0000 UTC
Much as I crave some next-level linguistic lunacy, I think I might appreciate that expression even more!
Melissa Wilson
2025-03-27 10:34:08 +0000 UTC
In that shirt, I always thought he was being ironical.
Melissa Wilson
2025-03-27 10:30:01 +0000 UTC
Chocolate boy, no nuts
Chocolate Stickyboy, no fluff
2025-03-27 10:27:33 +0000 UTC
Sticky American with fluff
Chocolate Stickyboy, no fluff
2025-03-27 10:26:07 +0000 UTC
If you do this thing, Dora *will* kill you. Extra shot, and send your smoking remains to the Starbucks round the corner.
Pete Jordan
2025-03-27 10:15:24 +0000 UTC
Picard and Darmok...
Opus the Poet
2025-03-27 09:54:35 +0000 UTC
“The procrastinating student, his assignment due in the morning” is a triple shot.
Graydon Armstrong
2025-03-27 09:42:13 +0000 UTC
Darmok and Salad :)
Stephen Wells
2025-03-27 09:39:36 +0000 UTC
What is a hot chocolate then?
legobil
2025-03-27 08:57:36 +0000 UTC
Woooo! Kinky kinks! Wait.
legobil
2025-03-27 08:56:50 +0000 UTC
Cue Elliott entering the shop to get a 24oz Americano with whipped cream and caramel. 😬
Steve DeGroof
2025-03-27 08:03:18 +0000 UTC
Yes, they just have spider milk.
Dean Reilly
2025-03-27 08:01:20 +0000 UTC
Winslow likes to look at the unparseable pidgins outside the window.
Stephen Wells
2025-03-27 07:27:37 +0000 UTC
Decaf is sleepy right? So my order is a sleepy chocolate oatyboy no fluff.
Ava Foxfort
2025-03-27 07:26:26 +0000 UTC
I absolutely hate all of this thought process
Blair Finkmoore
2025-03-27 07:01:46 +0000 UTC
Pity they don’t serve hammered banana or carrot abominations anymore
Ísabel Pirsic
2025-03-27 06:52:01 +0000 UTC
Radio Christmas!
(Tuna down [on toast]. no lettuce [noel])
Jason Zions
2025-03-27 06:30:35 +0000 UTC
Almond milk mocha with caramel syrup, whipped cream.
This isn't quite right; how can you distinguish between "caramel syrup in the drink" and "caramel drizzle over the top". The caramel *sauce* is what's sticky; caramel syrup is as sticky as any other syrup and is thus not uniquely sticky.
Caramel syrup tastes like cooked sugar; not burned, but cooked.
A sticky chocolate fluffy nuttyboy should be an almond milk mocha with whipped cream and a caramel drizzle; a cooked chocofluffynuttyboy is almond milk mocha, shot of caramel syrup, whipped cream.
Cocoboy? Coconut milk. Soyboy? Same meaning it's always had, lol.
Jason Zions
2025-03-27 06:29:18 +0000 UTC
Temba, his white flat
Frank Wales
2025-03-27 06:09:06 +0000 UTC
I am kinda scared that I think I already speak that dialect. Jeph are you saying you want a hot chocolate on almond with whipped cream and syrup or am I completely imagining things?
Munk33 Magic
2025-03-27 06:05:47 +0000 UTC
You called, SilverbackRon?
Whom do you wish me to smite?
Joseph Bonnar
2025-03-27 05:33:29 +0000 UTC
"Sugar and spice and everything nice... AND CHEMICAL X!"
Bagge
2025-03-27 05:04:47 +0000 UTC
So many choices. Boyces.
Bagge
2025-03-27 05:03:18 +0000 UTC
Eggs on horseback. Adam and Eve on a raft, wrecked. Mug of murk and a life preserver. Everything old is new again.
Todd Ellner
2025-03-27 04:59:47 +0000 UTC
Insert Darmok and Jalad meme.
Graydon Armstrong
2025-03-27 04:53:20 +0000 UTC
Wouldn't be able to stay away!
David Pablo Cohn
2025-03-27 04:28:53 +0000 UTC
@William OMG, samesies!
enchantedsleeper
2025-03-27 04:06:08 +0000 UTC
Wait til Ayo finds out that they could have had badass uniforms...
enchantedsleeper
2025-03-27 04:03:50 +0000 UTC
Black coffee.
Opus the Poet
2025-03-27 03:52:47 +0000 UTC
Caramel hazelnut latte with whipped cream.
Opus the Poet
2025-03-27 03:51:07 +0000 UTC
As usual.
William Cole
2025-03-27 03:48:49 +0000 UTC
@Bill Every example I am looking at online is the same length as the term it's replacing if not longer
Veronica Jane
2025-03-27 03:48:10 +0000 UTC
If you don't have any digital technology and you have a lot of customers, saying two words instead of five makes a big difference. Though in the modern era, most of these abbreviations are numbers.
Bill Silvia
2025-03-27 03:40:23 +0000 UTC
Testing, I don't think you can.
Bill Silvia
2025-03-27 03:37:51 +0000 UTC
Maybe girls are cold and boys are hot? (Would match most common patterns of temperature regulation.)
Bill Silvia
2025-03-27 03:36:53 +0000 UTC
Grown up bean boy coming up!
Bill Silvia
2025-03-27 03:36:08 +0000 UTC
Not after that burrito place got shut down, at least.
Bill Silvia
2025-03-27 03:33:22 +0000 UTC
I read it as logo, and was confused. Then my reading comprehension kicked in. I'm back on track
Brittany Huckey
2025-03-27 03:29:22 +0000 UTC
Putting the punctuation inside or outside the quotes or brackets, varies from country to country. Styles can be colourful or colorful.
[I do the odd bit of preafrooding\\\\\\\\\\\\proofreading - how do you do strikethrough font in these comments?].
Charles Hirst
2025-03-27 03:15:40 +0000 UTC
It’s equal parts unparseable pidgin, confusion, and Bookbeard.
Ailadi
2025-03-27 03:03:37 +0000 UTC
‘Put a ring on it’ to add pineapple.
Erik Ordway
2025-03-27 02:55:56 +0000 UTC
More of an argot than a pidgin. Kinda surprised Hanners would mix those up, tbh. Though "pidgin" is a funnier and more familiar word.
Luke Meyers
2025-03-27 02:50:20 +0000 UTC
Might as well be another language :) https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3641
Andrew
2025-03-27 02:48:30 +0000 UTC
I am commenting without reading any of the other comments. I'm afraid to.
Ben R
2025-03-27 02:47:17 +0000 UTC
Hey, that sounds good, Hanners. I'll have one unparseable pidgin, hold the root.
Sean Kinlin
2025-03-27 02:41:01 +0000 UTC
I was checking to see if anyone else did.
I'm glad.
Thunder
2025-03-27 02:30:49 +0000 UTC
Pablo!! You're here too!
Yonatan Zunger
2025-03-27 02:24:12 +0000 UTC
Pig in a blanket!
djellafine
2025-03-27 02:24:03 +0000 UTC
But Elliot is so soft on the inside
djellafine
2025-03-27 02:21:59 +0000 UTC
Even worse, sometimes it becomes meta-evolution where, like Cockney slang, it has evolved mechanisms that allow it to evolve at almost unfollowable speeds. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhyming_slang)
David Pablo Cohn
2025-03-27 02:21:45 +0000 UTC
As any linguistician can tell you, any prescriptivist attempt to create the language is going to be resisted. Examples: $tarbuxx and Wawful Hause.
Michael Steamweed
2025-03-27 02:21:04 +0000 UTC
Hanners: "*sigh* that'll be one 'usual' for Melon..."
BookBeard
2025-03-27 02:20:23 +0000 UTC
HR is Dora. Getting her involved will either result in "that facial expression" or the linguistic lunacy getting worse. Could go either way.
Michael Steamweed
2025-03-27 02:19:10 +0000 UTC
Having grown up in the middle of nowhere without a chain restaurant to be had, I can vouch for the claim to stave off boredom or to be funny.
Donna Flint
2025-03-27 02:18:34 +0000 UTC
We appreciate your comedic commitment with your handle. :)
Michael Steamweed
2025-03-27 02:17:23 +0000 UTC
"The sticky milky fluffy nuttyboy is Sven."
Michael Steamweed
2025-03-27 02:15:56 +0000 UTC
And now Dora _really_ wants to talk to you.
Michael Steamweed
2025-03-27 02:15:03 +0000 UTC
When I was a waiter in Texas (lo, last century), we used the terms "86" (for none or we're out),
"burn it" (for well-done), "in the weeds" (for being overwhelmed), and "java" or "joe" (for coffee). Everything else was plaintext English.
Michael Steamweed
2025-03-27 02:14:08 +0000 UTC
We're going to get a cutaway scene now of Penelope and pizza girl, arm wrestling for the right of being the only blonde with a ponytail in all of North Hampton, at Will's bar, with Jimbo as a referee. (Jeph, if you actually do this, thanks in advance 🤣🤣🤣)
Aditya Rameshan
2025-03-27 02:11:58 +0000 UTC
Extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim
Ashbury Haight
2025-03-27 02:09:47 +0000 UTC
Wait til you see how the Waffle House wait staff puts in an order. It'll make you pop a stitch.
Brian Yaras
2025-03-27 02:09:01 +0000 UTC
When I was a kid growing up in New Jersey, diners had their own "diner speak" that was a joy to behold. While most diners had the order shouted through the kitchen pass-thru from behind the counter, some orders were bellowed from the table the moment the order was complete. Those were the ones us kids liked most!
I have a vague childhood memory of visiting one in Manhattan that had the classic checkerboard tile floor, with red vinyl on the counter stools and booth benches. I have no idea if the food was any good, but it got devoured as part of the overall experience.
Edit: Of course, Wikipedia knows all about it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo I don't remember much beyond the egg-related terms.
BobC
2025-03-27 02:07:13 +0000 UTC
Thousand island latte is the forbidden latte
Matthew Delahaye
2025-03-27 02:04:21 +0000 UTC
I want an oolong stirred with a harpoon and extra spider legs.
Summer
2025-03-27 02:03:20 +0000 UTC
If Willow had gotten hired, this comic could be titled Werewolf Style.
William Cole
2025-03-27 01:58:45 +0000 UTC
Ayo is just looking for someone to rub her the right way.
William Cole
2025-03-27 01:56:05 +0000 UTC
And I am Plain Bitter Boy.
William Cole
2025-03-27 01:54:53 +0000 UTC
I knew which comic this would be without clicking.
William Cole
2025-03-27 01:53:41 +0000 UTC
This would be us 😂. Need a flow chart with term crosswalks kthx
Ailadi
2025-03-27 01:52:07 +0000 UTC
Coincidence … or MORE?
William Cole
2025-03-27 01:51:50 +0000 UTC
or maybe a big pinch of jalapeno powder?
alphanor
2025-03-27 01:51:44 +0000 UTC
We like the flip of Ayo’s relaxed confidence and Hanners’ “aaaaagh!” in this one. Nice pivot from the earlier strips.
Ailadi
2025-03-27 01:50:44 +0000 UTC
And Jimbo. <DRAMATIC MUSIC STING>
Rich Holmes
2025-03-27 01:50:16 +0000 UTC
Fortunately, someone has posted it online:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=587612967925816&id=115919138428537&set=a.568359173184529
Sean Kinlin
2025-03-27 01:49:54 +0000 UTC
It's true, she is.
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5152
BookBeard
2025-03-27 01:48:00 +0000 UTC
I'll have an all natural super sweet furry hatter, Arnie-sized.
Simon Green
2025-03-27 01:47:48 +0000 UTC
If you want your coffee served by Winslow, you have to order a "Deluxe Regular Boy".
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3541
BookBeard
2025-03-27 01:46:04 +0000 UTC
There was. She spoke fluent Sass.
Doc Gumby
2025-03-27 01:44:28 +0000 UTC
Wait what you did is “wrong”? 🤔
Ailadi
2025-03-27 01:43:31 +0000 UTC
Honestly, I think it's just boredom. When you work in a diner in the middle of nowhere that serves the same twenty people every single day you're gonna start making up funny names for toast just to stave off the madness.
BookBeard
2025-03-27 01:41:16 +0000 UTC
I'm assuming it was a speed thing, to get food out fast, in the heyday of diners as pre-chain fast food
Madeline Hunter
2025-03-27 01:39:44 +0000 UTC
Yeah, that's fair. It's Northhampton, so the number is probably in the dozens.
schmod
2025-03-27 01:38:21 +0000 UTC
"Oh my apologies, I didn't realize you only sold fluffy milky boys here. Is there by any chance a place nearby that sells coffee?"
BookBeard
2025-03-27 01:38:17 +0000 UTC
We’re from the US and still have no clue either. But it’s a big country 🤷🏻♀️
Ailadi
2025-03-27 01:38:01 +0000 UTC
It has been a hot minute since I read a Don Martin comic.
(I don't know the punch line to the one you reference)
SilverbackRon
2025-03-27 01:37:22 +0000 UTC
I was rather fond of Penelope.
Take note, since she has been absent from the comic, you know who else hasn't shown up? Pizza Girl.
SilverbackRon
2025-03-27 01:36:11 +0000 UTC
We laugh but this is how linguistic evolution happens
Yonatan Zunger
2025-03-27 01:35:24 +0000 UTC
You mean a fluffy, sticky, nutty chocolate boi?
Yonatan Zunger
2025-03-27 01:34:37 +0000 UTC
What, you think they let just *anyone* wear those shirts?
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3437
BookBeard
2025-03-27 01:34:07 +0000 UTC
I've yet to warm to Ayo so of course she'd show up when I wished for a break from Anh...
Steve McSheffrey
2025-03-27 01:32:48 +0000 UTC
HAHAHA, priceless!
(okay, what was it before?
SilverbackRon
2025-03-27 01:32:47 +0000 UTC
ohmygod
SilverbackRon
2025-03-27 01:31:22 +0000 UTC
I agree! Gendering them all as male just somehow rubs me the wrong way.
SilverbackRon
2025-03-27 01:28:46 +0000 UTC
Penny (I'm safe to say that, she's not here) is the closest CoD has to HR. Any excuse to see how she and Will are doing is good for me.
David Durant
2025-03-27 01:28:27 +0000 UTC
I'll have a quad speed run on ice. 🤓
Carrie
2025-03-27 01:26:51 +0000 UTC
Would that be a hot cocoa? Make mine spicy! (Add cinnamon)
bookwyrm1216
2025-03-27 01:25:38 +0000 UTC
OMW so much laughter it made my dog look at me. Thank you Jeph!
Carrie
2025-03-27 01:24:50 +0000 UTC
I am now convinced this is where Jeph came up with her name.
Anthony Gaglianese
2025-03-27 01:24:48 +0000 UTC
I've honestly never understood the whole "American diners having weird names for orders" thing I'm always seeing in movies
Veronica Jane
2025-03-27 01:24:46 +0000 UTC
"Sticky chocolate fluffy nuttyboy?"
Oh, you mean PHIL...
Noise
2025-03-27 01:24:17 +0000 UTC
(and yes, I am aware that I'm my recap above I put the punctuation that's not part of the quoted phrase outside the quotes. After N years of software engineering, the 'correct' way just seems wrong. 🤪)
Joshua O'Madadhain
2025-03-27 01:22:50 +0000 UTC
https://store.wondermark.com/collections/stickers/products/unparseable-symbols-sticker-3-5-circle
(spelled without the 'e')
Rich Holmes
2025-03-27 01:21:24 +0000 UTC
She's gonna have at least one option.
Chocolate Stickyboy, no fluff
2025-03-27 01:20:51 +0000 UTC
You'd think Penelope or Hanners would've implemented an HR person by now, after all that 😂
Aditya Rameshan
2025-03-27 01:20:29 +0000 UTC
There's no way Dora carries that many varieties of milk though.
Bill Silvia
2025-03-27 01:19:43 +0000 UTC
If you're willing to share, what was the other?
Sean Kinlin
2025-03-27 01:19:42 +0000 UTC
MY SPINACH PUFFS!
Mat
2025-03-27 01:19:28 +0000 UTC
Nutty boys, soy boys, coco boys, and oat boys?
Bill Silvia
2025-03-27 01:19:17 +0000 UTC
OINK AND CACKLES !
Wood
2025-03-27 01:18:54 +0000 UTC
Missing quote mark on Hanners' line in panel 3. I assume it's intended to be [So...a mocha would be a "chocolate boy". Whipped cream would be "make him fluffy".] (that is, missing quote before 'make').
Joshua O'Madadhain
2025-03-27 01:18:53 +0000 UTC
I just came in for a large coffee!
HELP!
Joseph Bonnar
2025-03-27 01:18:36 +0000 UTC
I insist on fluffy chocolate girls as well!
Doc Gumby
2025-03-27 01:18:22 +0000 UTC
Ay, yo...?
Sora
2025-03-27 01:17:57 +0000 UTC
This is the second thing I've read this evening with the word "unparseable" in it.
Rich Holmes
2025-03-27 01:17:37 +0000 UTC
"Welcome to Crashout Coffee, can I interest you in our Sigma Ohio blend? It comes with your choice of rizz, skibidi, or gyatt!"
voyager-ngc5195
2025-03-27 01:17:19 +0000 UTC
Elliot is pretty jacked, but maybe Clinton is around!
Grace Kieser
2025-03-27 01:16:57 +0000 UTC
Faye used their code of ethics as toilet paper, and Dora had to be blackmailed into hiring an assistant manager. My guess is there's no HR.
Grace Kieser
2025-03-27 01:16:19 +0000 UTC
It me, flat white boy 😑👍
Magic Chopstick Games
2025-03-27 01:16:02 +0000 UTC
Need to know what they'll call non dairy milks. Immediately.
Chocolate Stickyboy, no fluff
2025-03-27 01:15:48 +0000 UTC
Or hazelnut syrup instead of almond milk
Grace Kieser
2025-03-27 01:15:04 +0000 UTC
Diner talk! Adam and Eve on a raft and wreck 'em!
Ralph
2025-03-27 01:14:37 +0000 UTC
Yes, and it was calculated to drive you MAD.
Sean Kinlin
2025-03-27 01:14:15 +0000 UTC
ABSOLUTELY NO ACTUAL BLOOD PACKS HERE HA HA HAVE A GOOD DAY SIR SORRY WE'RE CLOSED NOW
Rich Holmes
2025-03-27 01:13:48 +0000 UTC
Grill fried with mustard
Grace Kieser
2025-03-27 01:13:45 +0000 UTC
Someone spends too much time in Waffle House...
Tim Illingworth
2025-03-27 01:13:24 +0000 UTC
I was certainly thinking, "careful talking about chocolate people."
Sean Kinlin
2025-03-27 01:13:03 +0000 UTC
You ninja'd me!
Captain Button
2025-03-27 01:12:54 +0000 UTC
Changing my name to Chocolate Sticky boy, BRB.
Chocolate Stickyboy, no fluff
2025-03-27 01:12:39 +0000 UTC
Ayo, honey, I’m pretty sure you’re just inordinately horny 😅🤣
Jon
2025-03-27 01:12:35 +0000 UTC
I am not sure I want to know what an Animal Style latte would be.
Erik Ordway
2025-03-27 01:11:36 +0000 UTC
I need this to cement into the fiction. Honestly, Ayo has been a great addition to the cast
Alcaria Swain
2025-03-27 01:11:04 +0000 UTC
Three oinkers wearing pants; plate of hot air; basket of grandmas' breakfast & change the bull to a gill- GOT IT!
Peter McDevitt
2025-03-27 01:10:53 +0000 UTC
A caramel mocha latte made with almond milk topped with whipped cream?
Amanda Hinkle
2025-03-27 01:10:40 +0000 UTC
Winslow can be your poster child. He's sweet and wholesome enough to make this work, especially the fluffyboy.
ValdVin
2025-03-27 01:10:34 +0000 UTC
Well, they must already have a lingo; they don't literally sell blood packs, right?
It's just a funky name for something normal...
... right?
Sean Kinlin
2025-03-27 01:10:11 +0000 UTC
If coffee of doom has an HR, now might be the time to get them involved, before someone says the wrong thing to the wrong person 🤣🤣🤣
Aditya Rameshan
2025-03-27 01:09:28 +0000 UTC
Go to the bakery for a soft boy
Andrew
2025-03-27 01:09:06 +0000 UTC
when Faye worked there it felt like there was a lingo...
Brendan Luster
2025-03-27 01:08:56 +0000 UTC
Hanner's face. 😭😭😭
Andrew Mitchell
2025-03-27 01:08:55 +0000 UTC
Reminds me of a Don Martin comic. "Where's the men's room, Mac? Gotta go, and no foolin'. "
Sean Kinlin
2025-03-27 01:08:48 +0000 UTC
They are ideas, certainly....
Wynn Donivan
2025-03-27 01:08:39 +0000 UTC
Hanners fell in quiiiiick
Tannerbot
2025-03-27 01:08:38 +0000 UTC
As a customer, I would want to adopt this lingo too.
J.C. Jones
2025-03-27 01:08:20 +0000 UTC
I’ll take a triple bossy deluxe 4 by 4 animal style
orangejuicenut
2025-03-27 01:07:52 +0000 UTC