A Missed Opportunity
Added 2025-03-08 23:00:05 +0000 UTCRoko getting her mom vibes
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How did I miss this update? Ahhg, cuties all around 😍😭
Kayla Justine
2025-03-13 03:18:01 +0000 UTCNice! I always meant to get a QC T-shirt and never did.
enchantedsleeper
2025-03-10 21:06:35 +0000 UTCYay when they discover the power of puns.
Mikey Bear
2025-03-10 16:01:47 +0000 UTCAnh trying to bring the "Like and Subscribe!" double-peace-sign open-mouthed-smile gesture to their very-not-online business model is crazy.
Mikey Bear
2025-03-10 16:00:13 +0000 UTC@BookBeard I have the T-shirt Faye is wearing in that comic.
Opus the Poet
2025-03-10 13:23:08 +0000 UTCPest control, all the murders you want.
Opus the Poet
2025-03-10 13:18:50 +0000 UTCFor some companies one 4 in a quarter is enough to cost you a raise.
Opus the Poet
2025-03-10 13:13:47 +0000 UTCGotta wait for the consultant to get back to them.
Opus the Poet
2025-03-10 13:02:41 +0000 UTC@Michael is correct one of my nephews on the wife's side had an ear reattached and had leach therapy to help with healing.
Opus the Poet
2025-03-10 12:58:01 +0000 UTCLike the Greg Kinh Band greatest hits album?
Opus the Poet
2025-03-10 12:54:28 +0000 UTCBut if they call her that, she might get creepy AI robots trying to hit on her by negging. Ou sont les negs d' Anhtanh?
Clifton Royston
2025-03-10 06:36:32 +0000 UTCAh yes, in the spirit of Vint Cerf's lectures and T-shirts reading "IP Everywhere!"
Clifton Royston
2025-03-10 06:31:52 +0000 UTCSven just misses that blue booty :D (That blooty).
enchantedsleeper
2025-03-09 23:34:47 +0000 UTCAnhtanh.
enchantedsleeper
2025-03-09 23:34:00 +0000 UTCDepends whether she's paying on credit or debit, I suppose? If it's credit, the bill will need to be paid off later, and then it might be an issue. Depending on how much of her savings Anh felt the need to dump xD (But she also feels like the type of person who'd have a safety fund. For emergencies, such as "need new work attire, YES it has to be tailored, god, what do you think I am, an animal?")
enchantedsleeper
2025-03-09 23:29:38 +0000 UTCWe need to start up a pun density score list. Can anyone beat 5 panhs in 8 lines of text?
enchantedsleeper
2025-03-09 23:28:21 +0000 UTCthis isn't anh argument. it's simple contradictiAnh!!
Joe
2025-03-09 22:02:03 +0000 UTCThat REALLY depends on what your business is.
Trip Space-Parasite
2025-03-09 21:46:28 +0000 UTCBubbles returns to find they have an employee while an exhausted Faye glares: "You could have prevented this."
CthonicBelletrist
2025-03-09 18:35:51 +0000 UTC"Our?" Big laugh from a little joke. The word balloon gives it great timing.
ValdVin
2025-03-09 18:19:39 +0000 UTCI am just shaking my head at this.
Miyaa
2025-03-09 18:01:20 +0000 UTCOmfg I love this arc
Hawkeye
2025-03-09 15:46:24 +0000 UTCMAhnty PythAhn
Michael Steamweed
2025-03-09 15:13:40 +0000 UTCTotally uncovered USB-O ports! (to use 'em, you gotta insert, turn over, and turn over again)
Michael Steamweed
2025-03-09 15:12:35 +0000 UTCSpicy!
Michael Steamweed
2025-03-09 15:11:32 +0000 UTCYou forgot the grease. Lots of grease.
Michael Steamweed
2025-03-09 15:11:18 +0000 UTCYes.
Michael Steamweed
2025-03-09 14:56:34 +0000 UTCYes! Jeph, get Ahn this! Set up another Patre-Ahn if you have to!
Michael Steamweed
2025-03-09 14:56:21 +0000 UTCThose two would go well together.
Michael Steamweed
2025-03-09 14:53:31 +0000 UTCI like your optimism. :)
Michael Steamweed
2025-03-09 14:53:18 +0000 UTCHmmm… word of mouth canhmpaign: “come in for your 34 month checkup! If you’re not in tip-top shape, our staff will help you with your warrAnhty!” And put Anh on the paperwork- they’d get paid AND hold manhufactures anhccountable. Might be risky though, we’re not business savvy Anhough. We’ll show ourselves out now.
Ailadi
2025-03-09 14:53:11 +0000 UTCIkr? We usually lose at least an hour to the…. Ok, can’t think of something that combines “Bookbeard + rabbit hole” that’s not atrocious.
Ailadi
2025-03-09 14:38:57 +0000 UTCI don't think phone payments can bounce like checks.
Robert L
2025-03-09 14:07:18 +0000 UTCWait…do we need an Ahnthem similar to our musical muse Moray’s? Faye might raise her fist Bubbles may resist This new employee Will they let Ahn be?
Darren Franzen
2025-03-09 13:33:32 +0000 UTCReplying to William: I’ve read that leeches can be used after outer ear surgery to drain swelling. Honestly don’t know if that’s so.
Claudia D.
2025-03-09 12:13:28 +0000 UTCI mean, it was a fast, light job with in-stock parts, so it’s probably not gonna break the (admittedly light) bank
Magic Chopstick Games
2025-03-09 12:06:57 +0000 UTCYes, totally. But he seems to be well on the way toward celibate monkdom.
Melissa Wilson
2025-03-09 11:23:10 +0000 UTCSo engapenated
Zig Justice
2025-03-09 11:18:12 +0000 UTCAhn-tern or int-Ahn?
Stephen Wells
2025-03-09 11:16:18 +0000 UTCAnd "shareholder" and "adding".
Stephen Wells
2025-03-09 11:14:56 +0000 UTCBlasphemy! No such thing!
Melissa Wilson
2025-03-09 11:14:55 +0000 UTCGaping cable ports?
Melissa Wilson
2025-03-09 11:13:19 +0000 UTCI *love* learning experiences! 💕
Melissa Wilson
2025-03-09 11:12:08 +0000 UTCI really enjoy the opportunity to be thoughtful and make an effort to be both reinforcing of what’s working well & constructively critical of what’s not in a satisfaction survey. What I really don’t like is when the desperate perfectionism comes in because I know some places performance manage their employees based on survey scores that include things outside their control.
Melissa Wilson
2025-03-09 11:07:19 +0000 UTCSo what's going to happen when the robot with the replacement rotator cuff leaves before Faye finds out that Anh's accounts have been canceled and the payment failed?
Am Queue
2025-03-09 10:38:18 +0000 UTCTechnically, the money will come from Anh and go to Faye, so... Sure, why not? xD
enchantedsleeper
2025-03-09 09:46:17 +0000 UTCBut Yay is about to reappear, so Bubbles can stop hugging Roko and come back to work.
Alasdair Mackintosh
2025-03-09 08:37:50 +0000 UTCI have been sufficiently pissed on several occasions.
Carl G Knoblock
2025-03-09 08:06:24 +0000 UTCI only respond if I have something negative to say.
Carl G Knoblock
2025-03-09 07:48:07 +0000 UTCAnd I just followed you. That one is especially compelling.
Carl G Knoblock
2025-03-09 07:45:54 +0000 UTCNow I want the pink haired dude to have a meet-cute with Beeps. They can fill out surveys together
Bagge
2025-03-09 07:28:04 +0000 UTCNot to ruin your fine jest, but yes, leaches are still used in certain therapies. It reduces the pooling of blood and helps prevent permanent harm to the tissue.
Mark Nach
2025-03-09 05:41:17 +0000 UTCWait, I recognize that "push the glasses up and rub the bridge or the brows". Claire does it all the time. Is this how Faye gets her first white hair? https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5338
ValdVin
2025-03-09 05:20:35 +0000 UTCDammit Malaya! (Oops. Force of habit.)
ValdVin
2025-03-09 05:17:54 +0000 UTCBoobs! Boobs and butts as far as the eye can see!! It is both glorious and TERRIFYING!
Shawn K. Younkin
2025-03-09 05:13:08 +0000 UTCIs therapeutic leeching still legal?
William Cole
2025-03-09 04:52:41 +0000 UTCNaked wiring diagrams.
William Cole
2025-03-09 04:49:20 +0000 UTCI love this messy jackass idiot trash woman
Fart Captor
2025-03-09 04:48:07 +0000 UTCAs when Pintsize redecorated the bathroom.
William Cole
2025-03-09 04:45:40 +0000 UTCLast we heard she was considering getting a prehensile tail instead. No word yet on how that went. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5011
BookBeard
2025-03-09 04:34:00 +0000 UTCWhat sort of inappropriate calendar would a robot repair shop have?
Miyaa
2025-03-09 04:33:38 +0000 UTCIf she comes back, we will get Anh’s-and everyone else in the vicinity- life story 😅. (It’s something about her face)
Ailadi
2025-03-09 04:22:33 +0000 UTCWhich is why bidets for everyone!
Ailadi
2025-03-09 04:18:01 +0000 UTCBut I came here for an argument!
Captain Button
2025-03-09 03:42:40 +0000 UTCWhat happened to that guy who wanted a third arm?
Captain Button
2025-03-09 03:41:46 +0000 UTCBut are they on those exclusive social media sites that charge $1000 a month to keep the rifraff* out? * I.e. anyone who would blink at paying 12 grand a year to argue with people online.
Captain Button
2025-03-09 03:41:12 +0000 UTCGoddamnit! If you make me fall down the.... and there I go. Fuck you, Bookbeard.
Shawn K. Younkin
2025-03-09 03:39:24 +0000 UTCI've gathered that surveys have insanely high standards (as someone else noted below), so I generally don't fill them out, and when I do I rate everything at the ultimate top perfectly wonderful level. I'd have to be really really pissed off to submit a bad survey.
Captain Button
2025-03-09 03:38:51 +0000 UTCThey will all be recorded in the Annhals in the Anhcives.
Captain Button
2025-03-09 03:36:17 +0000 UTCIt's not the assholes that stink, it's the poop that comes out of the assholes that stink... which leaves behind residual stink.
Shawn K. Younkin
2025-03-09 03:33:39 +0000 UTCHey, better idea, charge EXTRA for the "creepy lack of boundaries!" Some people might be into that!
Shawn K. Younkin
2025-03-09 03:31:56 +0000 UTCHave you ever been in to a auto-repair shop? It's like 75% dust, 10% inappropriate calendar, and 15% tools.
Shawn K. Younkin
2025-03-09 03:29:12 +0000 UTCHere is where Faye charges for a full body replacement and storage fees!
Shawn K. Younkin
2025-03-09 03:27:35 +0000 UTCNay BADFRIEND!
Shawn K. Younkin
2025-03-09 03:26:52 +0000 UTCI still hear the "donk" in my head when I read that!
Shawn K. Younkin
2025-03-09 03:26:11 +0000 UTCOoh, I've read his self empowerment book; "Mark Your Territory" by IP Freely!
Creeperkry
2025-03-09 03:01:41 +0000 UTCHow did I miss that???!
alphanor
2025-03-09 02:57:25 +0000 UTCThis comment section has gotten too silly.
Sean Kinlin
2025-03-09 02:48:46 +0000 UTCI share my IP freely.
Sean Kinlin
2025-03-09 02:47:45 +0000 UTCHey, if I got it wrong, so will Ahn. :)
Maurice Kessler
2025-03-09 02:37:08 +0000 UTCBookBeard do not make me send the spirit of Terry Jones after you.
Miyaa
2025-03-09 01:44:08 +0000 UTC*sigh* GDI
Miyaa
2025-03-09 01:39:08 +0000 UTCHate it when the weird ones are helpful. Irritation and gratitude don't mix very well. Says me, looking in the mirror.
BobC
2025-03-09 01:38:41 +0000 UTCShe only calls her that when they are... debriefing. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4001
BookBeard
2025-03-09 01:31:03 +0000 UTCCommander.... RIKER! Make is so!
Shawn K. Younkin
2025-03-09 01:28:33 +0000 UTCYou don't do murder in your place of business! That's just unprofessional.
Shawn K. Younkin
2025-03-09 01:28:02 +0000 UTCBad performance review, you get beatings! Good performance review? YOU GET BEATINGS!
Shawn K. Younkin
2025-03-09 01:27:00 +0000 UTCHe didn't get a free arm, he got a joint thing (I'm too lazy to look it up).
Shawn K. Younkin
2025-03-09 01:26:09 +0000 UTCIf we were to put ALL the bad puns about Ahn into one post, would we have an Ahnthology?
Joseph Bonnar
2025-03-09 01:22:39 +0000 UTCShe’s trying. Love does weird stuff to people.
Sparky
2025-03-09 01:17:16 +0000 UTCWe’re so here for this 😁
Ailadi
2025-03-09 01:11:47 +0000 UTCSometimes the one you think is a leach may find a way to be a leach in your favor.
Mark Nach
2025-03-09 01:09:33 +0000 UTCPeople *like* doing that? Reviews are one thing, but surveys are always like "How scrumptious and enticing did you find your experience here? (we swear we aren't trying to influence you with clever wording...)" 1. WONDERFUL!! 2. Amazing! 3. Very good
Xionwalker
2025-03-09 01:08:54 +0000 UTCI think you mean “Commander”. (Pssst @Bookbeard, you know what I’m referencing, please help? B/c you’re amazing and we’re 😪)
Ailadi
2025-03-09 01:07:19 +0000 UTCTwo hugs actually, it's the rules! https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4178
BookBeard
2025-03-09 01:06:57 +0000 UTCNot after she stops paying for them and customers still come in with unreasonable expectations.
Maurice Kessler
2025-03-09 00:54:18 +0000 UTCWhere IS Bubbles? Faye needs a hug!
Joseph Bonnar
2025-03-09 00:48:35 +0000 UTCYes, tell all your friends that you just got FREE WORK done at Union Robotics. Next page, there is a line around the block, but no money.
SilverbackRon
2025-03-09 00:46:50 +0000 UTCYay…….?
Claudia D.
2025-03-09 00:40:45 +0000 UTCI don't care what anyone says, I like her.
Yelling Bird
2025-03-09 00:33:45 +0000 UTCThe marketing might be correct, but only if Anh doesn’t immediately drive off customers with her creepy lack of boundaries. If I went in a dress shop and some rando insisted in paying for my posh frock, I’d be taking steps after I left, to evade a possible pursuer. I’ve watched too much true crime. First it’s an innocent frock, next thing you know it’s a hidden room in the basement. 😱
Holly Nelson
2025-03-09 00:32:03 +0000 UTCLiked and subscribed
Magic Chopstick Games
2025-03-09 00:31:04 +0000 UTCI mean...yeah, 100% right. She may not get paid (and in fact is paying) but she still works there, so "our" works.
Eric Sieck
2025-03-09 00:29:28 +0000 UTCOk but if Anh pays for them, is that not a good thing for Fubbles?
Eric Sieck
2025-03-09 00:28:33 +0000 UTCDoes panel two Anh lead us to believe she has a bunch of social media accounts? Why yes, yes it does.
Doc Gumby
2025-03-09 00:27:31 +0000 UTCPunchbot has entered the chat. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3594
BookBeard
2025-03-09 00:23:27 +0000 UTCAll 5's or the whipping gets worse
Drazi
2025-03-09 00:11:11 +0000 UTCA robot hAnhd? Ok Ill see my self out.
legobil
2025-03-09 00:11:07 +0000 UTCGreat. This'll bring in all the poor souls who are hoping for a free arm replacement.
Maurice Kessler
2025-03-09 00:11:00 +0000 UTCSomeone is going to say it, might as well get it out of the way... Monty PythAnh.
BookBeard
2025-03-09 00:10:40 +0000 UTCThey might end up hiring her as their Marketing MAhnager. But at no salary, at first, until she shows she can help them. An unpaid Ahn-tern position, if you will.
Michael Steamweed
2025-03-09 00:06:08 +0000 UTCI like Morally Upright Anh. She's a sweetheart.
Chris Warren
2025-03-09 00:04:33 +0000 UTCAnh will probably, at some point, give Hanners a full bear hug. Much to Hanners's freakout displeasure.
Michael Steamweed
2025-03-09 00:02:17 +0000 UTCExcellent name for such a show. Jeph, take note! (and totally steal the idea, since sean kinlin didn't put the little [tm] after.)
Michael Steamweed
2025-03-09 00:02:02 +0000 UTCMan, for all the dirty, that must have been some hardcore mopping and phone call
Zig Justice
2025-03-09 00:00:46 +0000 UTCSean Kinlin, your pun is spot-anh. Good work!
Michael Steamweed
2025-03-08 23:59:21 +0000 UTCAnh is definitely adding shareholder value to Union Robotics! (for certain values of 'definitely' and 'value')
Michael Steamweed
2025-03-08 23:58:23 +0000 UTCTomorrow: Willow finally gets out of Bubble’s chair when Hannelore gets this Jedi sense that Anh is near by. Naturally, Ayo and Willow encourage Hannelore to face her fears.
Miyaa
2025-03-08 23:46:50 +0000 UTCSean… GDI NO
Miyaa
2025-03-08 23:43:17 +0000 UTCAs someone who's worked retail, customer satisfaction surveys are the first step into corporate hell.
voyager-ngc5195
2025-03-08 23:42:50 +0000 UTCIn that last panel Faye is going all Monty Python - 'my brain hurts'!
alphanor
2025-03-08 23:39:13 +0000 UTCShe already tried that at the wedding!
alphanor
2025-03-08 23:36:04 +0000 UTCMaster of Business AdministratiAnh.
Sean Kinlin
2025-03-08 23:35:26 +0000 UTCGood question at this point.
Randall Norman Pick
2025-03-08 23:34:01 +0000 UTCAfter assholes have been rehabilitated, do they still stink?
Sean Kinlin
2025-03-08 23:33:42 +0000 UTCIs Anh an influencer of some kind? Or fancies herself such? Because that is some pose in panel 2. Maybe she has a YouTube channel, and always signs off that way. ... ...it's called "Anh: My Mind"
Sean Kinlin
2025-03-08 23:32:13 +0000 UTCThe urge to surround oneself with assholes is the debilitating final stage of Butts Disease.
BookBeard
2025-03-08 23:31:44 +0000 UTCFaye's eyes are going to be sore from all the knuckle rubbing, though.
Sean Kinlin
2025-03-08 23:29:31 +0000 UTCSurveys, stalking Hannelore, and annoying everyone she meets? All she's missing is the robot hand. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1900
BookBeard
2025-03-08 23:29:04 +0000 UTCFaye Sven Clinton May Yay Elizabeth Jeph always needs a new asshole to rehabilitate.
Taigan
2025-03-08 23:21:51 +0000 UTCI'm suddenly reminded of the Animaniacs "Survey" women. "Would you like to take a survey?"
Robert Wrigley
2025-03-08 23:21:08 +0000 UTCAnh is so cute in that second panel! It's like Faye scared the comphet and the jerk right out of her.
Jayne Lindgren
2025-03-08 23:08:49 +0000 UTC"child" is not technically correct ... but Faye definitely calls her "mommy"
LH
2025-03-08 23:05:44 +0000 UTCI hate to say it, but Anh is right this time.
Patrice M Christian
2025-03-08 23:04:40 +0000 UTCI'm surprised at the restraint being shown here.
Michael Boettger
2025-03-08 23:03:54 +0000 UTC😂😂😂 She keeps getting better and better! I love her so much!
Vilinda
2025-03-08 23:03:37 +0000 UTCI like customer surveys because I just make shit up.
Ben R
2025-03-08 23:03:22 +0000 UTCShould she hook up with Sven?
Captain Button
2025-03-08 23:03:14 +0000 UTCIs Anh used to paying for bodies?
Captain Button
2025-03-08 23:02:56 +0000 UTCUh-oh. Anh looks like she might not disappear in the next strip or two LIKE SHE MUST!
Matt Grayson
2025-03-08 23:02:42 +0000 UTCBubbles needs to stop favoring her one child, Roko; and get back to her other child, Faye.
Shawn K. Younkin
2025-03-08 23:02:18 +0000 UTC
