Dig Two Graves
Added 2025-02-13 01:34:55 +0000 UTCa few graves
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Excuse me, Anh is not begging - not even for petting on the head and being called good girl!
Clifton Royston
2025-02-17 03:24:13 +0000 UTCThanks for the specific link! I used to quote that particular dialogue at every opportunity.
Clifton Royston
2025-02-17 03:15:27 +0000 UTCI knew it sounded familiar!!
Joe
2025-02-17 00:13:26 +0000 UTCThat face in panel 2, right there. Hanners has seen it before.
Maurice Kessler
2025-02-16 17:47:20 +0000 UTCJust saw the spicy stuff and I am glad I upgraded.
Jason Leonard
2025-02-16 01:53:16 +0000 UTCHow about a nice maiming spree instead? You can have more victims that way!
Doc Gumby
2025-02-15 13:34:18 +0000 UTCWell that's also the level that gets you the spicy stuff. Jeph does good spicy stuff.
Opus the Poet
2025-02-15 11:24:19 +0000 UTCIris seems more fun of stabbing than smashing.
William Cole
2025-02-15 04:10:33 +0000 UTCWillow is the kind of person who could use a threatening friend. Just someone nearby who takes it upon themselves to maintain the boundaries that Willow seems… kinda bad at maintaining? Not Iris. You don’t want someone who will actually break a chair over someone’s head.
AlexKorobeiniki
2025-02-14 16:27:43 +0000 UTCIsn't Willow already pretty chilled? 🤔
enchantedsleeper
2025-02-14 10:45:57 +0000 UTCI upgraded to the 10 a month, I have been reading your comic since the early 2000s and I upgraded to the 10 a month only because I love it and wanted to give you more per month.
Jason Leonard
2025-02-14 03:17:51 +0000 UTCIt was a riff on the comic @William Cole was referencing: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2443
BookBeard
2025-02-14 01:41:28 +0000 UTC@ Ubiquitous I have that book, the "defaced" edition.
Opus the Poet
2025-02-14 01:35:11 +0000 UTC@Miyaa Iris, correct me if I'm wrong but they're gonna lock me up & throw away the key ...
Joe
2025-02-14 00:52:50 +0000 UTC@Carrie - oh this one I like!!
Joe
2025-02-14 00:50:06 +0000 UTC@BookBeard, that seems like a specific reference, but I can't place it. help??
Joe
2025-02-14 00:46:44 +0000 UTCBoot to the Head! (SH-ZOOMP!)
Joe
2025-02-14 00:43:37 +0000 UTCget 2 graves ready ... my mistake ... 3 graves. didn't expect Jeph to go all spaghetti western on us ...
Joe
2025-02-14 00:28:06 +0000 UTCAw, let her have *one* vengeful killing spree. Just a little one, as a treat? She's been very good this month.
BookBeard
2025-02-13 20:38:28 +0000 UTCNow I'm going to imagine Iris with a Scottish accent. Works for me.
Hugh Eckert
2025-02-13 17:56:33 +0000 UTCOrigin is Kurosawa's "Yojimbo": "Cooper. Two coffins... No, maybe three." Kurosawa said about AFFOD: "a fine movie, but it was *my* movie"
Hugh Eckert
2025-02-13 17:55:18 +0000 UTCReminds me of the Pintsize "Now Ends The Age Of Man" joke comic.
Hugh Eckert
2025-02-13 17:51:10 +0000 UTCIf Marten has a chill aura, does Willow exude chill?
legobil
2025-02-13 15:29:32 +0000 UTCI can only guess which of these categories Iris pushes Willow towards.
legobil
2025-02-13 15:26:59 +0000 UTCIris is... THE YOGAVENGER
Halloween Jack
2025-02-13 15:21:41 +0000 UTCAnd then Iris transforms into a magical sailor scout.
Miyaa
2025-02-13 15:01:01 +0000 UTCThat's a DEEP cut!
Grace Kieser
2025-02-13 14:53:41 +0000 UTC"Ma'am, there was another incident at the yoga studio." "It's time then." "A... are you certain ma'am?" "Yes. Release the Iris."
BookBeard
2025-02-13 14:43:14 +0000 UTCGorb is the Jager with the bad plan, and Minsk (I think) is the one who wants to nip it in the bud. https://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20031017
ValdVin
2025-02-13 13:34:41 +0000 UTCOr she digs no graves... because there's no need for them if no one ever finds the bodies...
kupo
2025-02-13 13:13:48 +0000 UTCJust remember, if violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
Uniquitous
2025-02-13 12:36:50 +0000 UTCNo one has yet dared ask Iris to turn down the terminator theme music during her morning routine
Andrew
2025-02-13 12:27:26 +0000 UTCPleasure doing business with you, Shannon! I can only assume you like to share even more than I do. 😉
Melissa Wilson
2025-02-13 11:30:38 +0000 UTC1000% here for the live action film of this. Where do I find the Kickstarter?
Melissa Wilson
2025-02-13 11:28:52 +0000 UTCTalking through trauma when it just about happend? Yeah I can see that being a bit triggering. Oh Willow.
legobil
2025-02-13 11:25:24 +0000 UTCwillow's hanging out with the right people. she'll either learn to assert herself, or ascend to a plane of pure chill
Boots McGoot
2025-02-13 11:09:27 +0000 UTCDepends on how good you are at juggling.
David Paul
2025-02-13 11:05:28 +0000 UTCI didn't know Yay moonlighted as a lawyer 🤔
enchantedsleeper
2025-02-13 10:56:45 +0000 UTC"Walking the path of vengeance" is a very specific kind of tai chi routine for Iris.
Stephen Wells
2025-02-13 10:22:12 +0000 UTCWhen Iris sets out for revenge on someone she digs two graves. One for each half of the person she’s about to rip in two.
SheepFace2000
2025-02-13 09:47:42 +0000 UTCOnly if she gets caught.
Opus the Poet
2025-02-13 09:23:16 +0000 UTCThere are very few problems that can't be solved with the proper amount of C4. The "proper" amount might be in the multiple tons but the problem will be solved.
Opus the Poet
2025-02-13 09:13:58 +0000 UTCYou really think you would be able to use 5 torches?
Opus the Poet
2025-02-13 09:04:18 +0000 UTCJust a "little"? If I was that chill, North Central Texas would be in a new Ice Age.
Opus the Poet
2025-02-13 09:01:44 +0000 UTCNow I can't help but imagine Iris actually being at the shop's door in silhouette followed by the spider verse prowler sound effect...
8-Bit Archer
2025-02-13 08:57:23 +0000 UTCIris has made more than one enemy for life!
Dean Reilly
2025-02-13 08:45:56 +0000 UTCAnh would beg to differ
Smashy smashy
2025-02-13 06:55:37 +0000 UTCI like that Hannelore can still meet her "Why are you so nonchalant about this" quota even if Martin isn't around, thank goodness Willow followed him to the shop one day like a lost dog which is how I assume she's gotten into every situation.
Byron Wright
2025-02-13 06:41:05 +0000 UTCWillow being just a little too chill
Joseph
2025-02-13 06:23:11 +0000 UTCHow DARE
Fart Captor
2025-02-13 06:00:14 +0000 UTCThis is how "Release the virus!" happens.
William Cole
2025-02-13 05:47:03 +0000 UTCWait, so Yay would be repping the person that hit Willow?
BookBeard
2025-02-13 05:38:39 +0000 UTCCanadian humor at its best.
Packy Anderson
2025-02-13 05:34:18 +0000 UTCSounds like a Jager I know,....Ognian? is that you?
Darnel D Cooper
2025-02-13 05:03:59 +0000 UTCLet us meditate...
Drazi
2025-02-13 04:36:02 +0000 UTCThis would be a good time for Yay to show up and rep that clown’s wife pro-bono to take everything.
Emma Humphries
2025-02-13 03:47:05 +0000 UTCNah, that place is totally overhyped. An 8.0 dump site at best. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1476
BookBeard
2025-02-13 03:38:41 +0000 UTCI'll take ten thanks.
Shannon Woodbury
2025-02-13 03:32:59 +0000 UTCDunno what Iris is gonna do about all this. But be it surprising or not, I suspect either way, her response is going to be thesis-worthy.
Shannon Woodbury
2025-02-13 03:32:09 +0000 UTCBut with enough thermite zero graves still works.
Carrie
2025-02-13 03:18:29 +0000 UTC"You missed. You too shall be honored to learn a lesson here".
Joseph Bonnar
2025-02-13 03:15:02 +0000 UTCHeh, tittibasana.
BookBeard
2025-02-13 03:11:25 +0000 UTCCyberpunk Frieren soudns awseom.
Mr. Ifrit
2025-02-13 03:09:25 +0000 UTCFade in on Iris standing in the rubble, silhouetted against the sunset, headband blowing in the hot wind, her katana gleaming in the red light...
Doc Gumby
2025-02-13 03:07:00 +0000 UTCTruly, we are in the presence of greatness. Donna, we salute you!
Melissa Wilson
2025-02-13 03:00:06 +0000 UTC[scene opens on the charred ruins of a yoga studio] "Northampton, 2029 A.D. 3 billion human lives ended on that day. The survivors of the nuclear fire called it The Tsundere Vengeance. They lived only to face a new nightmare, the war... against Iris."
BookBeard
2025-02-13 02:58:26 +0000 UTCI sure hope Iris wasn't built by Cyberdine...
Yelling Bird
2025-02-13 02:37:20 +0000 UTCShe is using her psionic powers to do, ummm, something.
Captain Button
2025-02-13 02:34:34 +0000 UTCPhil & Kaja Foglio's "Girl Genius". "Uh-huh. And how do dose alvays end?" "De dirigible iz in flames, everyboddyz dead, an' I've lost my hat." "Dot's right! Und any plan vere you lose your hat iz?" "A bad plan?" "Right again!"
JCfromNC
2025-02-13 02:26:40 +0000 UTCJaegers. (The reference is to the comic Girl Genius)
Sean Kinlin
2025-02-13 02:26:18 +0000 UTC"Yes, Master, I have learned two things. First, anger is a weapon only to ones opponent." "Very good." "Second… get in the first shot."
Packy Anderson
2025-02-13 02:24:26 +0000 UTCNo, that is a quote from Girl Genius.
Bridgette Ryan
2025-02-13 02:24:11 +0000 UTCIndeed, Willow and Iris once walked the path of vengeance together, in their epic struggle against Empress Stabula XIV. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4730
BookBeard
2025-02-13 02:23:14 +0000 UTCBuy two, get a torch for free!🔥
Melissa Wilson
2025-02-13 02:22:27 +0000 UTCI feel like Willow shares any more stories like that, Hannelore will have to use that orbital railgun.
Chauncey
2025-02-13 02:20:19 +0000 UTCLine starts here, get yet pitchforks, only five dollars!
Doc Gumby
2025-02-13 02:20:00 +0000 UTCNah, let Iris have "the talk" with that couple…
Claudia D.
2025-02-13 02:16:55 +0000 UTCTortura?
Claudia D.
2025-02-13 02:15:33 +0000 UTCForget Iris!! I’m walking the path of vengeance!! Nobody hurts Willow!!
JMK
2025-02-13 02:14:02 +0000 UTCJust tell Iris that willow needs to be cuddled and refuse to elaborate
dizzy ditzy
2025-02-13 02:09:22 +0000 UTCWillow. Sweetie. There's pacifist and then there's just passive. You are too far towards the latter. Sometimes violence is the correct answer when people are being violent towards you!
Grace Kieser
2025-02-13 02:08:32 +0000 UTC"Dis is turningk into vun of dose plans. Hyu know--De kind vere ve keel everybody dot notices dot ve's killin' people?"
ValdVin
2025-02-13 02:07:33 +0000 UTCForever after will it Dominate Your Destiny.
Captain Button
2025-02-13 02:03:33 +0000 UTCI hear there is a good quarry nearby...
Captain Button
2025-02-13 02:02:19 +0000 UTC@Donna: [applause]
Sean Kinlin
2025-02-13 02:02:17 +0000 UTCOMG
Magic Chopstick Games
2025-02-13 02:01:08 +0000 UTCThinking the same thing.
Not that Patrick Foltz
2025-02-13 01:59:36 +0000 UTCStuff like this...any of this...wouldn't happen if Iris attended Willow's classes as an "observer". Then again, class attendance might deteriorate rapidly.
Ben R
2025-02-13 01:52:04 +0000 UTCAnd Faye knows all the abandoned quarries, then there's Hannelore's evil twin, Station wants to bring everybody to Orbital Railgun Justice... Seriously, our options are an embarrassment of riches.
ValdVin
2025-02-13 01:51:42 +0000 UTC🎵Dig two graves! Dig two graves! Every time you interrupt class You'll risk some Iris blades! Dig two graves! Dig two graves!🎵
Sean Kinlin
2025-02-13 01:51:41 +0000 UTC"My mistake. Four coffins..." --Joe (the somewhat inaccurately named "man with no name" in A Fistful of Dollars)
J Nauer
2025-02-13 01:50:22 +0000 UTCAyo (internally): Are you f***ing serious?
JoeTheCynic
2025-02-13 01:50:00 +0000 UTCThat is perhaps too zen Willow
Phaine Of Catz
2025-02-13 01:49:50 +0000 UTCNo mass graves. Everyone deserves their own plot line.
Donna Flint
2025-02-13 01:48:57 +0000 UTCGuess Willow has to have "The Talk" with Iris again... No vengeful killing sprees!
Doc Gumby
2025-02-13 01:48:51 +0000 UTCPeace was never an option.
Shawn K. Younkin
2025-02-13 01:48:36 +0000 UTCA non zero amount of grave
Dorian
2025-02-13 01:48:34 +0000 UTCNow I wonder if Iris is originally from Scotland. Would explain a lot.
Miyaa
2025-02-13 01:44:16 +0000 UTCIt's just that Willow is devotedly pro pillow-fight. And against hitting back; that has in her past made for many very short pillow-fights.
Ursus Ridens
2025-02-13 01:43:53 +0000 UTCevery time i look in your eyes i see st peter waaaaaaaave
Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns
2025-02-13 01:42:39 +0000 UTCIris probably has a microphone/micro-camera in Willow’s glasses (like a secret version of Dale’s glasses) and Iris has probably already helped the woman knock off her ex-spouse and buried him elsewhere. I’m just saying, Iris will do anything for her partner and no robot court will ever convict her.
Miyaa
2025-02-13 01:42:14 +0000 UTCRelatable ADHD panels
Bill Silvia
2025-02-13 01:42:12 +0000 UTCIris was a groundskeeper, she knows how to dig a hole. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4464
BookBeard
2025-02-13 01:41:58 +0000 UTCKnow what, just make it a nice long trench
Magic Chopstick Games
2025-02-13 01:41:35 +0000 UTCWhy does Ayo look like her speech bubble got taken away in panel 4
Maximum Turtle
2025-02-13 01:39:51 +0000 UTCJust ask Iris to do some yoga poses and that problem will tie itself up in knots. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4727
ValdVin
2025-02-13 01:38:48 +0000 UTCSome amount of graves....
Joseph terrazas
2025-02-13 01:38:43 +0000 UTCI see. All the toxicity in the QC-verse happens off-screen and in yoga sessions! Revelation.
Zig Justice
2025-02-13 01:38:37 +0000 UTCHitting someone who's wearing glasses with a giant pillow still sounds dangerous, though.
Robert L
2025-02-13 01:38:35 +0000 UTC“I’ll dig a THOUSAND graves if I have to!”
Gone
2025-02-13 01:38:23 +0000 UTCIs Iris a lone wolf anti-heroine thwarted by the power of yuri?
Bill Silvia
2025-02-13 01:38:13 +0000 UTC"And poor old Rover died from eating too much burnt horse meat"
Todd Ellner
2025-02-13 01:37:57 +0000 UTCThe “walking the path of vengeance” comment makes me fairly certain this is not a unique event.
Taigan
2025-02-13 01:37:55 +0000 UTCWillow, walk the path of vengeance...
Brendan Luster
2025-02-13 01:37:32 +0000 UTC
