About time she met one that met her standards I think,.... I've yet to see a rational, sensible Hanners drool over a person.
Darnel D Cooper
2025-02-06 02:51:12 +0000 UTC
That was a while ago, and also I think she still likes safe, imaginary firemen.
Stephen Wells
2025-02-05 13:24:08 +0000 UTC
Do Entropic Firemen put themselves out?
CaptXpendable
2025-02-05 02:21:40 +0000 UTC
the Patreon comments for that one are excellent btw: https://www.patreon.com/posts/15173008
Lucas Werkmeister
2025-02-05 01:02:53 +0000 UTC
BookBeard may know the comic better than Jeph does.
Sean Kinlin
2025-02-05 00:27:39 +0000 UTC
I thought Hanners swore off firemen, deciding they were disgusting.
awgiedawgie
2025-02-04 23:40:33 +0000 UTC
You're like the resident archivist! You always seem to have a link ready and I feel like you know this comic better than anyone
Alcaria Swain
2025-02-04 22:31:52 +0000 UTC
Ellen in Leftover Soup has you covered.
https://www.leftoversoup.com/archive.php?num=241
ValdVin
2025-02-04 22:07:23 +0000 UTC
Drunk drivers.
Opus the Poet
2025-02-04 22:03:07 +0000 UTC
I hope Emily's given up on defeating it. If anyone has the attitude and brains to stop entropy, she does.
ValdVin
2025-02-04 22:00:57 +0000 UTC
Ooooh, noooooo!
Claudia D.
2025-02-04 21:58:17 +0000 UTC
Pretty long, yeah. Eight years since it was last referenced in the comic, and Hanners herself wasn't even there for that one.
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3605
BookBeard
2025-02-04 19:23:22 +0000 UTC
9 years ago, woof, no wonder I forgot.
DonnieRamesJio
2025-02-04 17:26:13 +0000 UTC
They still have a couple left, there's no official expiration date, and Dora is too cheap to throw out a potential sale.
Raymond Dannelly
2025-02-04 17:24:32 +0000 UTC
Wow, that link from BookBeard took me to a section of the story I haven't seen in AGES.
SilverbackRon
2025-02-04 17:23:01 +0000 UTC
Entropy is *everyone's* greatest weakness, when you come right down to it 🤔
Sean Brannon
2025-02-04 17:04:43 +0000 UTC
You are all 100% correct, Hanners would not truck with fremen, only fire trucks.
Dean Smith
2025-02-04 16:52:32 +0000 UTC
Catboy firemen
Unfortunately, on a quick search I couldn't find any catboy fireman art that was open to the public. It's something like this, but cat: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/31315145/
James Redekop
2025-02-04 16:20:24 +0000 UTC
*sudden Ahn bursts in through the wall all ”kool aid style” wearing nothing but pants and helmet, carrying a fire axe and a kitten wanting to explain entropy from a 40 page Nature thesis*
legobil
2025-02-04 15:43:38 +0000 UTC
That adorable look on Ayo panel 5 though be like 🤔🤔🤔
🤣🤣🤣
legobil
2025-02-04 15:40:57 +0000 UTC
Sounds like something a group of youngsters would do, start a blood pact...
allanfranta
2025-02-04 15:38:34 +0000 UTC
Anh was listening just outside the door and is now frantically googling "how to become a firefighter".
BookBeard
2025-02-04 15:31:27 +0000 UTC
I wonder if Hanners still has the crowbar?
William Karr
2025-02-04 15:10:28 +0000 UTC
I can say from experience that Australian firemen holding puppies is not particularly bad to look at on a cold January night, so I'm sure them holding kittens would have a similar effect.
Matt Pedone
2025-02-04 14:17:23 +0000 UTC
Astrophysicist firemen holding kittens.
Summer
2025-02-04 13:09:17 +0000 UTC
Probably not firemen. She discovered they were sweaty as I recall. Wait . . . . hot ROBOT firemen perhaps?
09Klr650
2025-02-04 12:51:51 +0000 UTC
Tell that to the heat they dissipate over a larger volume, increasing the entropy of the system.
(Remember the laws of thermodynamics: You can’t win, You can’t break even, and You can’t quit the game. And there is no other game.)
Philip Masters
2025-02-04 12:46:09 +0000 UTC
They fight it partly by increasing it. They tend to spread the energy of the fire over a larger volume.
Philip Masters
2025-02-04 12:40:29 +0000 UTC
Good recall. But she didn't say that entropy wasn't her nemesis - merely that defeating it would cause a lot of problems. She is a wise woman, who understands that a nemesis that can be defeated is not a nemesis, merely a learning experience.
Philip Masters
2025-02-04 12:37:35 +0000 UTC
Precisely
Todd Ellner
2025-02-04 12:25:34 +0000 UTC
Cats are telepathic - they know what you're thinking - they just don't care.
Charles Hirst
2025-02-04 11:18:41 +0000 UTC
Some of us are just trying to stave off advancing decrepitude.
Charles Hirst
2025-02-04 11:11:03 +0000 UTC
People like firemen. They ordinarily don't kill unarmed people for no reason.
Opus the Poet
2025-02-04 10:50:30 +0000 UTC
Blood packs are still on the menu? Surely there aren't that many daywalkers in Northampton.
Opus the Poet
2025-02-04 10:45:57 +0000 UTC
It's not the deepest cut, but like, it's definitely been a while. She doesn't bring up firemen nearly as often as she used to
Alcaria Swain
2025-02-04 10:36:41 +0000 UTC
@Alcaria It.. doesn’t seem like that long ago? But perhaps I’m confusing things with the whole directecember (sp?) month.
Freid
2025-02-04 10:31:03 +0000 UTC
I can't believe Jeph went for "Entropic firemen" over "Kiten firemen". Then again, I'm not entirely sure the world could survive Hanners as a furry...
Sarah Valentine
2025-02-04 10:27:08 +0000 UTC
I really want to check back in on Emily's progress with entropy xD
enchantedsleeper
2025-02-04 10:07:37 +0000 UTC
In fairness, that WAS before Hanners' "personal breakthroughs" - I suspect she wouldn't be quite as put off by the sweat now.
enchantedsleeper
2025-02-04 09:56:39 +0000 UTC
They're so cuuuute :D (Ayo and Hanners or Ayo and Yemisi? Yes.)
enchantedsleeper
2025-02-04 09:55:52 +0000 UTC
The pfp being Hanners with this comment is a 10/10
Kristina
2025-02-04 08:34:29 +0000 UTC
"Blood Pack"? Do they steam-froth that? Before serving or after consumption? Do they discriminate or are non-vampires allowed to order too?
Robert Heinig
2025-02-04 07:40:22 +0000 UTC
dust?
Bagge
2025-02-04 06:51:14 +0000 UTC
I thought she got kinda turned off about the firemen thing 10 years ago?
Gamera
2025-02-04 06:42:02 +0000 UTC
Hanners deserves a firefighter with a kitten. TWO kittens.
Jack Foy
2025-02-04 06:04:49 +0000 UTC
I wouldn't trust a cat to put out a fire
Carl
2025-02-04 06:01:37 +0000 UTC
Apparently Hanners changed her mind about entropy?? https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3183
pseudoclever
2025-02-04 05:06:05 +0000 UTC
Alright, let’s go around the circle. Anh, what was your weakness again?
Andrew
2025-02-04 04:53:03 +0000 UTC
As a physicist, entropy probably should be my greatest enemy, but no. It's Clebsh-Gordan coefficients.
Jon Wilson
2025-02-04 04:37:02 +0000 UTC
Roko.
Rob Vary
2025-02-04 04:34:19 +0000 UTC
You may begin!
Melissa Wilson
2025-02-04 04:01:42 +0000 UTC
Anyone else miss Yay?
Melissa Wilson
2025-02-04 04:01:07 +0000 UTC
“The Fremen were supreme in that quality the ancients called "spannungsbogen" -- which is the self-imposed delay between desire for a thing and the act of reaching out to grasp that thing.”
Hannelore would be a spannungsbogen savant!
Melissa Wilson
2025-02-04 03:59:27 +0000 UTC
Today we learned that Ayo has the exact same scheming face as Yay.
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4920
BookBeard
2025-02-04 03:58:05 +0000 UTC
Mine, too & I’m loving the channel change because Wilco’s How to Fight Loneliness has been on replay in my head for days!
Melissa Wilson
2025-02-04 03:54:16 +0000 UTC
Firemen holding kittens, while mitigating entropy…? Is it hot in here?
Melissa Wilson
2025-02-04 03:49:36 +0000 UTC
“…I’m gonna hold onto it, just in case.” 🥰
Melissa Wilson
2025-02-04 03:47:54 +0000 UTC
Yet
BookBeard
2025-02-04 03:47:42 +0000 UTC
I recommend a good pair of squishable silicone earplugs to help prevent melted brain leakage. From...there.
Michael Steamweed
2025-02-04 03:45:09 +0000 UTC
I always thought they combined to make an invigoratingly zesty dressing.
Melissa Wilson
2025-02-04 03:44:01 +0000 UTC
Most are credit card and cash. One is crypto-coin only. Two will be various barter systems. (The, ah, "personal services" model coffee shop will only feature on Jeph's secret extra-spicy Patreon.) And one of the shops will use a business model designed by Cubetown Economics Department, and no one will understand how it makes a profit. If it does.
Michael Steamweed
2025-02-04 03:43:00 +0000 UTC
Tomorrow: Goth Sam and Grim Emmett admire a hearse. The hearse catches on fire because Grim Emmett is there.
Miyaa
2025-02-04 03:42:05 +0000 UTC
Touching. It's touching, dear.
Timothy Roller
2025-02-04 03:40:42 +0000 UTC
Oh, what lucky kittens! 😍
Melissa Wilson
2025-02-04 03:39:27 +0000 UTC
If ever Hanners meets an AI hunky fireman (or two) who runs a kitten-sitting service, self-sterilizes, and cleans homes as a hobby, she will be lost to everyone forever.
Michael Steamweed
2025-02-04 03:39:19 +0000 UTC
Recycling body fluids?! Yeah NO way she's happy with that.
Michael Steamweed
2025-02-04 03:37:03 +0000 UTC
AND beneficiaries of physics! I’m a huge fan, for example, of both gravity & friction.
Melissa Wilson
2025-02-04 03:36:22 +0000 UTC
Oh! Is THAT what I’m feeling? That’s melted brain I feel… there?
Melissa Wilson
2025-02-04 03:34:01 +0000 UTC
Nobody ever wrote a song called "F the Fire Department"
Todd Ellner
2025-02-04 03:33:04 +0000 UTC
Firemen. Plural. Like Ted’s problems in Four Rooms. Unforgettable!
Melissa Wilson
2025-02-04 03:30:02 +0000 UTC
💯 she wouldn’t even visit a solar system that contained a planet like Arrakis, due to the dust alone!
Melissa Wilson
2025-02-04 03:27:03 +0000 UTC
Firemen technically fight entropy, don’t they? Common enemy!
Space Modulator
2025-02-04 03:26:23 +0000 UTC
Firemen offering platonic cuddles with napping kittens
Nicole Widrig
2025-02-04 03:17:53 +0000 UTC
I'm pretty sure stillsuits are not nearly hygenic enough for Hanners.
Daniel Farnitano
2025-02-04 03:17:11 +0000 UTC
Oh, my dear sweet Hannelore, I'll be your fireman! I've set LOTS of shit on fire!
Also, Entropic Firemen would be an awesome band name.
Yelling Bird
2025-02-04 03:15:33 +0000 UTC
Absolutely read that as fremen the first two times
Dean Smith
2025-02-04 03:14:55 +0000 UTC
😔
Claudia D.
2025-02-04 03:11:36 +0000 UTC
Entropic cats who work as firemen would be neat to see...
Steve McSheffrey
2025-02-04 03:09:06 +0000 UTC
As long as he can avoid the Patriotism Drones...
Captain Button
2025-02-04 03:06:48 +0000 UTC
God I forgot about the fireman
Phaine Of Catz
2025-02-04 03:05:07 +0000 UTC
In 2050, Jeph will be drawing 11 different coffee shops run by 12 of his earliest recurring characters, but with 5 distinct business models.
Paul Johnson
2025-02-04 03:00:03 +0000 UTC
I thought she was over firemen after they showed up at her door for that fundraiser
Alex Burka
2025-02-04 02:52:19 +0000 UTC
I'm watching that mug in the espresso machine, to be sure it doesn't also disappear.
BobC
2025-02-04 02:41:55 +0000 UTC
Hanners secretly writes fan fiction about rescuing helpless firemen stuck up a tree full of kittens, as far as you know
Frank Wales
2025-02-04 02:41:34 +0000 UTC
They definitely won't steal your stuff, Ayo. Mostly because you don't have any stuff, you left it all on the bus, remember?
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5137
BookBeard
2025-02-04 02:41:15 +0000 UTC
Been a while since we've all discussed the fireman fetish
Alcaria Swain
2025-02-04 02:39:38 +0000 UTC
Fire-kittens. I now need to plug this into meta AI to see what ridiculous images it spits out.
joe velsher
2025-02-04 02:37:11 +0000 UTC
kittens in fireman hats slowly running out of energy
SpookyPenguin
2025-02-04 02:34:21 +0000 UTC
Careful, it's dangerous to combine those reflexes.
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1226
BookBeard
2025-02-04 02:30:46 +0000 UTC
Eventually.
schmod
2025-02-04 02:26:53 +0000 UTC
It was indeed Emily. Hanners was opposed to the whole idea. Which is probably for the best because if anyone could actually defeat the concept of entropy, it's Emily.
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3183
BookBeard
2025-02-04 02:26:18 +0000 UTC
Oh, that's a throwback!
Jenea Ylinen Fredrickson
2025-02-04 02:19:24 +0000 UTC
The catnip must flow.
Sean Kinlin
2025-02-04 02:16:52 +0000 UTC
Welp, time to become a fireman.
Everett Bradshaw
2025-02-04 02:16:45 +0000 UTC
Good thing the box is labeled "Kittens - Fragile" or we wouldn't have known.
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2929
ValdVin
2025-02-04 02:14:00 +0000 UTC
She's starting with the "unpaid intern evil genius" phase.
Michael Steamweed
2025-02-04 02:12:42 +0000 UTC
Hannelore has Faye's crowbar, jokingly given to her to hit Faye with if she veers towards a liquor store on the way to the therapy group.
Ah, sisterly approval. It eludes us all at times...
Doc Gumby
2025-02-04 02:07:24 +0000 UTC
The noise I made when I got to that punchline
Pejo
2025-02-04 02:05:28 +0000 UTC
I thought Juicy Lady was Hannelore Nemesis.
Captain Button
2025-02-04 02:04:40 +0000 UTC
oh no
Pejo
2025-02-04 02:00:54 +0000 UTC
Was it Emily? It's been so long, I can't remember anymore
DonnieRamesJio
2025-02-04 01:57:50 +0000 UTC
You’re not alone, Hanners. Entropy makes *all of us* come apart.
Magic Chopstick Games
2025-02-04 01:56:31 +0000 UTC
I misread that as Entropic Catboy Fremen.
Captain Button
2025-02-04 01:56:08 +0000 UTC
I thought entropy was Emily's nemesis.
William Cole
2025-02-04 01:54:56 +0000 UTC
In 1219 she haggles with Pintsize for sexy firemen pics.
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1219
There's also one about helping shirtless sailors open a box of kittens somewhere.
Captain Button
2025-02-04 01:54:31 +0000 UTC
🔥 🙅🏼♂️
William J. R. Fickas
2025-02-04 01:54:25 +0000 UTC
Deep cut.
William Cole
2025-02-04 01:54:23 +0000 UTC
Last panel Ayo is going for the evil genius bit in both pose and dialog but she's just a bit too wholesome to pull it off.
ValdVin
2025-02-04 01:52:08 +0000 UTC
Someday I wonder if Hanners will try out using "xor" in a sentence for "clarity sake".
Polymathic Man
2025-02-04 01:50:52 +0000 UTC
It turns out that, in the classic poster, it was a fireman on the ground yelling "Hang in there!" at the kitten on the branch.
Sean Kinlin
2025-02-04 01:49:45 +0000 UTC
This is so funny because I just got to the part in jephs 5th volume of the comic where Hannelore discovers the Internet has sexy firemen on it for the first time
Maximum Turtle
2025-02-04 01:49:20 +0000 UTC
It doesn't have to be kittens:
https://averyatheistchristmas.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/tumblr_ng58n9hemx1tvauwuo1_500.gif
ValdVin
2025-02-04 01:49:10 +0000 UTC
Entropic Catboy Firemen?
Thisguy
2025-02-04 01:49:02 +0000 UTC
Ok, THAT’S funny!
Matt Grayson
2025-02-04 01:48:45 +0000 UTC
I am reminded of those calendars of firemen *holding* kittens. Like this:
https://coleandmarmalade.com/2023/10/25/2024-australian-firefighters-calendar-features-steamy-us-heroes-with-cats/
Doug DeJulio
2025-02-04 01:46:59 +0000 UTC
Ssshhhh! You're not s'posed to let people know that kittens can talk!
Amelia Lewis
2025-02-04 01:45:58 +0000 UTC
A fireman must obey orders given by a human, unless it conflicts with the First Law.
...
Oh, wait, you meant thermodynamics.
Sean Kinlin
2025-02-04 01:45:17 +0000 UTC
We know Marigold knows about catboy games, maybe they have a firecatboy mod?
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3130
Captain Button
2025-02-04 01:45:14 +0000 UTC
FIREMEN!
Paul Higdon
2025-02-04 01:44:46 +0000 UTC
I relate to Hannelore almost constantly. But never more so than today.
Jono Hayward
2025-02-04 01:44:05 +0000 UTC
Of course that's an inclusive "or" - if they kill you and steal your stuff, they are definitely mean.
Sean Kinlin
2025-02-04 01:43:30 +0000 UTC
Firemen are inherently opposed to entropy, it's their job.
Captain Button
2025-02-04 01:42:34 +0000 UTC
Firemen. Holding sexy kittens.
Joseph Bonnar
2025-02-04 01:42:31 +0000 UTC
Firemen fight entropy; kittens are agents of entropy.
Sean Kinlin
2025-02-04 01:42:30 +0000 UTC
Judging from the comments, we need a drawing of some catboy firemen... just saying
Meghann Jaquette
2025-02-04 01:42:21 +0000 UTC
How old is the firemen reference
R S
2025-02-04 01:41:40 +0000 UTC
Gotta be firemen. They fight entropy and rescue kittens.
Steve DeGroof
2025-02-04 01:40:51 +0000 UTC
Fireman holding kittens talking about entropy
Anthony Sammons
2025-02-04 01:39:30 +0000 UTC
Entropy isn't her weakness, it's her arch-nemesis
DonnieRamesJio
2025-02-04 01:38:55 +0000 UTC
Entropic cat eared firemen
Will
2025-02-04 01:38:52 +0000 UTC
Thus endeth the debate over whether she still interested.
Bill Silvia
2025-02-04 01:38:39 +0000 UTC
Damnit Jeph, now that song is in my head
Gene
2025-02-04 01:38:37 +0000 UTC
Shoop eh doop
sjlxndr
2025-02-04 01:37:59 +0000 UTC
Tapirs.
Seidmadr
2025-02-04 01:37:58 +0000 UTC
I thought she wasn't into firemen anymore. Maybe the yak encounters helped her put the one slightly whiff fireman into perspective?
Adam Friedlander
2025-02-04 01:37:57 +0000 UTC
Definitely sexy firemen
Michael
2025-02-04 01:37:52 +0000 UTC
Two days, two helpful conversations in front of coffee price signs