There's A First Time For Everything
Added 2025-01-28 02:44:13 +0000 UTChur hur hur
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I do appreciate a good solar system infographic, but your anecdote has not just launched it into orbit, but is accelerating out to the Oort Cloud. You should be proud of that 😎
David Paul
2025-01-30 11:38:55 +0000 UTCIt was some infographic poster about the solar system. I later teased her a bit about “squirting so hard it was shot into space!” Being the one who caused it, I still speak about it with pride 😎 (I don’t have much else in terms of sixth form accolades so just let me have this lol)
Rawrisaur
2025-01-29 18:19:06 +0000 UTCKilopascals obviously. Well for women or AFAB. I have no idea what AMAB would use to measure their intensity because there is no one parameter to AMAB orgasms.
Opus the Poet
2025-01-29 18:11:07 +0000 UTCI like Marten's mom's cup , Worst Goth Mom.
Opus the Poet
2025-01-29 17:54:57 +0000 UTCBut it would be so worth it.
enchantedsleeper
2025-01-29 16:11:17 +0000 UTC:O So Ferrari and Mercedes are actually Yay... and Bubbles doesn't know because she was avoiding them! Plot twist!
enchantedsleeper
2025-01-29 16:10:43 +0000 UTCTurns out all the people he's been counseling (except the football player) have been Yay in disguise.
Matt Pedone
2025-01-29 14:49:24 +0000 UTCRichter? Damn near killed ‘er!
panpolypuff
2025-01-29 11:04:45 +0000 UTCI can't imagine how that would go AT ALL. So me too.
enchantedsleeper
2025-01-29 10:58:52 +0000 UTCIt would be funny if it were a poster of someone you admired, but it would be funnier if it were something banal like... I dunno, an infographic about fungi or something?
David Paul
2025-01-29 09:47:46 +0000 UTCWhy is this my favorite QC comic *ever* in the whole library? 😭💗😭
Kayla Justine
2025-01-29 02:14:24 +0000 UTCI'd love to see Yay get counselling from Pintsize.
Yelling Bird
2025-01-29 00:49:58 +0000 UTCJeph has shown that part of Bubbles in a Patreon extra. You'd break your hand, mang.
Halloween Jack
2025-01-28 22:46:10 +0000 UTCGood god! She painted the walls with your love!
wingwhacker
2025-01-28 21:20:00 +0000 UTCI have that shirt Faye is wearing in 4001.
Opus the Poet
2025-01-28 21:06:27 +0000 UTCSometimes you gotta drown your sorrows in sourdough.
BookBeard
2025-01-28 21:03:55 +0000 UTCBased on prior experience with my ex, how hard she came *could* be associated with distance. It was an awkward time trying to respond to my mum when she wanted to know how one of the posters on my wall got a wet spot 😬
Rawrisaur
2025-01-28 20:09:41 +0000 UTCOr the richter scale.
BookBeard
2025-01-28 18:27:28 +0000 UTC*Shock* Bubbles!.....
Darnel D Cooper
2025-01-28 18:08:46 +0000 UTCLong distance cumaround?
Hugh Eckert
2025-01-28 17:34:30 +0000 UTCActually, you could measure orgasms in arc-seconds, based on how much you feel the earth move.
Afunnythinghappedtome
2025-01-28 17:09:07 +0000 UTCWardrobe malfunction imminent :) or at least that's how it went at Dora's wedding...
Stephen Wells
2025-01-28 15:36:07 +0000 UTCThe SI unit for orgasm is SI (sexual intensity).
Stephen Wells
2025-01-28 15:35:20 +0000 UTCBubbles opens the door and is buried in an avalanche of stale baguettes, it's been a tough week for Roko.
Stephen Wells
2025-01-28 15:34:24 +0000 UTCDenser projectiles do much better against air resistance, that's why modern tank rounds use things like depleted-uranium discarding sabot. This will answer the question of why DOES Bubbles have a butthole; the obvious place to store your depleted uranium is in uranus.
Stephen Wells
2025-01-28 15:33:01 +0000 UTCIt’s amazing what subtle yet expressive eyebrows can do 🥸
Corvus Cardia
2025-01-28 15:22:11 +0000 UTCPeople out here measuring orgasms in light-years smh
Richard Lindquist
2025-01-28 14:18:17 +0000 UTCShe'll never tell. Plausible deniability is a cornerstone of black operations. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3589
BookBeard
2025-01-28 13:46:33 +0000 UTCPersonally I'm hoping Roko has used this time to bond with Aurelia over their shared frustration with Yay's vanishing act. I suspect Roko could use some of those mom vibes about now.
BookBeard
2025-01-28 13:44:07 +0000 UTCI missed his response, thanks!
SomeTelephoneGuy
2025-01-28 12:08:23 +0000 UTCI can’t even blame autocorrect for that one.
Miyaa
2025-01-28 10:59:57 +0000 UTCA spanking, obviously.
David Paul
2025-01-28 09:18:13 +0000 UTCLess funny answer- it's in her right hand, behind bubbles, being held carefully
Solomon Garland
2025-01-28 09:17:52 +0000 UTCThere is I think little fear that Yay will be gone for too long. Jeff talks in this commentary https://www.patreon.com/posts/118110351 about some characters (like, surprisingly, Brun) not having enough juice to sustain any more stories, then there was this interchange in the comments- "Between revisiting solid old strips & Jeph's commentary cracking me up, I'm liking Directember just fine. (also hoping Yay still has the juuuuuuiiice)" CREATOR "yay is DRIPPING with juice"
Mark
2025-01-28 09:00:00 +0000 UTCBubbles' and Roko's relationship has come a long way since their first interaction https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3331 , which Roko took a while to get over https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3415
Mark
2025-01-28 08:41:22 +0000 UTCBubbles' first sex joke was a pun. What should her PUNishment be?
Opus the Poet
2025-01-28 08:17:32 +0000 UTCOh no. I now worry. Roko, please dont be a mess. I’m not sure my feels can handle that. Bubbles though, best possible rescue.
legobil
2025-01-28 08:14:36 +0000 UTCNot quite, but probably the most direct
enchantedsleeper
2025-01-28 08:13:37 +0000 UTCWow, it actually went flying 😆
enchantedsleeper
2025-01-28 08:11:43 +0000 UTCI forgot we were given a shot of the in-progress giant dick xD
enchantedsleeper
2025-01-28 08:10:34 +0000 UTCI recognize the song you're parodying, Long Distance Runaround by Yes.
Opus the Poet
2025-01-28 08:07:43 +0000 UTCYessssssss bubs
Cozy
2025-01-28 07:47:49 +0000 UTCBubbles was in the military, and apparently combat infantry or special forces. I _guarantee_ she's made sex jokes before, even if they were off panel. Maybe just not since The Incident.
Shane Wegner
2025-01-28 07:21:45 +0000 UTCYou can see her fall in love all over again in that last panel
Azrux
2025-01-28 06:56:46 +0000 UTCI think it's less "standard" in a "conforms to a specification created by committee" way and more "standard" in a "degree of deviation from vanilla to some fuzzy/fungible threshold" kind of way.
Zig Justice
2025-01-28 06:51:46 +0000 UTCDirty!
Alacrity Fitzhugh
2025-01-28 06:42:31 +0000 UTCOr Winston from the John Wick universe shows up 🤔
Zak Reichle
2025-01-28 06:14:31 +0000 UTCTo be fair, distance is also a valid measurement for some orgasms.
Jared Kolbly
2025-01-28 05:26:34 +0000 UTCbut lighter weight is farther distance.
Am Queue
2025-01-28 05:16:47 +0000 UTCNow it's stuck in my head...
Am Queue
2025-01-28 05:14:59 +0000 UTCMaybe this is what she needs? - https://www.yankodesign.com/2022/01/18/ikea-sofa-from-tommy-cash-collaboration-might-make-you-crave-for-bread-all-the-time/ {roll down to the unoccupied picture!}
Charles Hirst
2025-01-28 05:14:10 +0000 UTCI didn't know that deviants were standardized, I figured they were each unique!
Am Queue
2025-01-28 05:13:50 +0000 UTCYES!
Claire Rodriguez
2025-01-28 05:07:29 +0000 UTCBubbles would need to switch from ping pong balls to at least billiard balls. Maybe tungsten cores for weight?
Nutjob
2025-01-28 04:27:09 +0000 UTCI love them so much.
Anton
2025-01-28 04:22:06 +0000 UTCSex jokes aside, I really do want to check in on Roko. She’s become quite the tragic character. First the crisis of conscience that caused her to quit being a cop, then she lost her chassis, causing severe dysphoria in her new chassis, and now Yay has completely abandoned her. She’s been through some shit.
Populuxe
2025-01-28 04:13:07 +0000 UTC*cough*Winslow*cough*
BookBeard
2025-01-28 04:03:56 +0000 UTCHmmm. Is there a mythological figure associated with orgasms? Maybe Erons?
William Cole
2025-01-28 03:52:19 +0000 UTCI like to think it's still there, embedded in the ceiling. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3157
BookBeard
2025-01-28 03:39:37 +0000 UTCBubbs, don't tempt Faye into figuring out how to incorporate your orgasms into some sort of firing mechanism. Intensity of the orgasm will correlate to the kinetic energy of the projectile, so the more intense it is, the farther you come.
Carin Maja Brooks
2025-01-28 03:38:09 +0000 UTCDepends on what you consider a sex joke, I suppose. She had her "debrief" comment in #4001 which was certainly intended as a euphemism but it's unclear if the pun was deliberate. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4001 And of course, let us not forget the "sick burn" in #3502. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3502
BookBeard
2025-01-28 03:37:13 +0000 UTCAyyyyyy
Chris Ramko
2025-01-28 03:37:10 +0000 UTCTomorrow: Winston arrives at Coffee of Doom and Ayo must squeeze him again.
Miyaa
2025-01-28 03:36:44 +0000 UTCNice.
Andrea Andrew
2025-01-28 03:20:31 +0000 UTCFirst sex joke and it was a good one, well thought out, innocent setup, and then the usual deadpan delivery. I give an 8.7/10. I would give a 6.9, but the quality was too good to bring it down that much for the secondary joke.
Anthony Gaglianese
2025-01-28 03:19:47 +0000 UTCUnits of Pleasurement.
Creeperkry
2025-01-28 03:18:34 +0000 UTCEvery comic character is allowed one invisible bag of holding.
William Burns
2025-01-28 03:14:53 +0000 UTCStuck in the gravitic anomaly on the ceiling, like that other mug that never came down. [Summons BookBeard from the vasty deep.]
Captain Button
2025-01-28 03:14:44 +0000 UTCThe fastest trunk o’ junk in the wider state area
Andrew
2025-01-28 03:12:06 +0000 UTCFalls over ded 🥰
Shinymelon Fearnow
2025-01-28 03:11:52 +0000 UTCOr spending downtime as a sentient break making machine?
Jason Wotzko
2025-01-28 03:07:10 +0000 UTCDAMMIT SEAN
Noah
2025-01-28 03:05:35 +0000 UTCSounds like something an AI could mod in.
Lightsabr2
2025-01-28 03:04:48 +0000 UTC*snrk* BUBBLES!!!
Hawkeye
2025-01-28 03:03:39 +0000 UTCYay isn't bread though... Maybe they will be baking
kris mitchell
2025-01-28 03:03:35 +0000 UTCBeauty is measure in millihelens, but that isn't the same thing.
Captain Button
2025-01-28 02:59:39 +0000 UTCSean, that was an impressive deep cut. *applause*
Joshua O'Madadhain
2025-01-28 02:59:36 +0000 UTCI wonder where that mug went to?
BobC
2025-01-28 02:59:02 +0000 UTCStandard deviants have orgasms too!
Zig Justice
2025-01-28 02:58:36 +0000 UTCOne of those mystical restraint disciplines?
Captain Button
2025-01-28 02:58:15 +0000 UTCSean, no, Kinseys are used for measuring standard deviants.
Joshua O'Madadhain
2025-01-28 02:58:10 +0000 UTCHur hur indeed... but - I also continue to struggle with Yay's abrupt departure 😕
SomeTelephoneGuy
2025-01-28 02:58:02 +0000 UTC"More-hurts" for the bdsm community, surely 🤣
Zak Reichle
2025-01-28 02:57:26 +0000 UTC🎵Long distance - orgasm Long time, waiting to feel the climax I still remember the steam vent I still remember the time you made me fly Did we really wild play? Made it last all day? Did it go to one hundred? 🎵
Sean Kinlin
2025-01-28 02:57:18 +0000 UTCI was trying to come up with Masters and Johnson’s reference, but that’s just so much better. Bonus: it leads my brain to “bisect angle” and thence to the obvious next step in the pun chain. Noice. :)
Noah
2025-01-28 02:57:03 +0000 UTCTop tier conclusion to this comment
Sorastro
2025-01-28 02:56:44 +0000 UTCI believe in the BDSM community it's mort/sec, or equivalently mort-Hertz.
Joshua O'Madadhain
2025-01-28 02:56:16 +0000 UTCBubs denies female ejaculation.
Bridgette Ryan
2025-01-28 02:56:15 +0000 UTCRoko better be having sloppy make-outs WITH Yay when Bubbles arrives!
Bill Silvia
2025-01-28 02:54:44 +0000 UTCI also genuinely thought Faye was topless in this strip at first .... 😅
Zak Reichle
2025-01-28 02:54:11 +0000 UTCDistance is used for how far one can cum jizzum/squirt.
Simpin4Holo
2025-01-28 02:53:19 +0000 UTCI think men sometimes go by distance. 😜
Taigan
2025-01-28 02:52:43 +0000 UTC🤣🤣🤣
Zig Justice
2025-01-28 02:52:09 +0000 UTCForty rods to the hogshead, same as in town.
ValdVin
2025-01-28 02:51:47 +0000 UTCGiving a whole new meaning to "long-distance relationship".
Joshua O'Madadhain
2025-01-28 02:50:46 +0000 UTCShe did the Kegel run in 12 parsex.
Sean Kinlin
2025-01-28 02:50:06 +0000 UTCWhen Faye hugs Bubbles it results in jostled glasses. Every time. It's really cute, and reminds me of my wife.
ValdVin
2025-01-28 02:49:32 +0000 UTCKinseys?
Sean Kinlin
2025-01-28 02:49:22 +0000 UTCI love these two.
JMK
2025-01-28 02:48:44 +0000 UTCWhat are the SI units for orgasm?
Zig Justice
2025-01-28 02:48:14 +0000 UTCWhen she's coming, there's no stopping her. 😳
Sean Kinlin
2025-01-28 02:48:14 +0000 UTCOK that was good.
Joel Bateman
2025-01-28 02:48:10 +0000 UTCOMG Bubbles! 🥹💖🤣 She saved up and delivered her first sex joke perfectly!
Zak Reichle
2025-01-28 02:47:49 +0000 UTCMeasured in parsex
Andrew
2025-01-28 02:47:25 +0000 UTCFIRST. Sex joke. From bubbles. Maybe
Errol Lobo
2025-01-28 02:47:14 +0000 UTCThey're so TENDER
Hope
2025-01-28 02:46:58 +0000 UTC
