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did you write this punchline before naming Ferrari? I hope so
supercres
2025-01-27 23:16:07 +0000 UTCHas to be Ford. "F**ked Over Rebuilt Dodge"
Tim Starliper
2025-01-27 18:59:00 +0000 UTCMe, too...
Hugh Eckert
2025-01-27 17:54:10 +0000 UTCNot even joking i knew 2 sisters in middle school that were named Mercedes and Porsche. Porsche was held back a year. They had a brother named Ford
Kingfuzzyface
2025-01-27 15:00:37 +0000 UTCSpoiler alert: they didn't know about the secret quadruplet Subaru, she's a lesbian.
Halloween Jack
2025-01-27 12:38:21 +0000 UTCIf their last name is Otto I'm outta here.
Eric Lusby
2025-01-27 06:20:13 +0000 UTCExCUSE me, his name is Aston Martin
Minzoku Bokumetsu
2025-01-27 04:08:21 +0000 UTCI've named 2 cats for cars. One is Miura. Before her was Savanna. In my head her show name was "Mazda Savanna RX Prescription for Chaos."
Felis Obscurus
2025-01-27 03:51:10 +0000 UTCI used to know a pilot named Allison. Named for an airplane engine.
Felis Obscurus
2025-01-27 03:49:38 +0000 UTCFerrari made sense as a last name.
Felis Obscurus
2025-01-27 03:46:54 +0000 UTCI'm waiting to meet a Chevelle.
Ursus Ridens
2025-01-27 03:44:19 +0000 UTCAnd cousin Edsel....actually, we don't talk a whole lot about cousin Edsel.
Ursus Ridens
2025-01-27 03:21:31 +0000 UTCYeah. But Mercedes? They have a Porsche and a Ferrari. Mercedes are on the low end of so-called "luxury" sports cars in my opinion. I would have gone with Maserati, but maybe that's just me.
awgiedawgie
2025-01-27 02:25:06 +0000 UTCI got my wish of a character named, "Porsche." Thanks Jeph 🥺
happy
2025-01-27 02:21:20 +0000 UTCNot BZ4X?
Elf Sternberg
2025-01-27 01:08:26 +0000 UTCPlot twist for your avatar: Moray thinks "motorboating" means boarding Ol' Boaty. Nobody but The Librarian is going to correct her.
ValdVin
2025-01-26 22:27:06 +0000 UTCPlot twist: he likes motorboating.
legobil
2025-01-26 22:22:55 +0000 UTCThe Wholesome Cult of Sexual Indecencies.
legobil
2025-01-26 22:22:03 +0000 UTCShenanigans were had!
Sparky
2025-01-26 20:25:42 +0000 UTCPlot twist: the guy Pintsize pegged before was the triplets’ brother Hummer
el_zilcho
2025-01-26 18:32:50 +0000 UTCIn case we thought Pint-Size had become a fully-considerate roommate.
Maurice Kessler
2025-01-26 18:24:52 +0000 UTCSince upgrading his chassis to the femboi model, Pint-sized can get it. What "it" is remains unknown but it going to get got.
Fafner
2025-01-26 17:48:50 +0000 UTCSo Pintsize is like a void cat. Friendly as heck… but still a cat.
Miyaa
2025-01-26 17:10:38 +0000 UTCEdsel was not ugly; Edsel was ahead of his time and consequently poorly received 😆
sjlxndr
2025-01-26 15:30:15 +0000 UTCAlso, I can’t believe that shirt, Pintsize. Well I mean I definitely can believe it, but still. It didn’t reveal as much last strip he was in. It’s amazing and hideous.
legobil
2025-01-26 15:16:18 +0000 UTCShifting the dial from "Pintsize is doing therapy" to "Pintsize is starting a cult and the cult should be paying rent".
Stephen Wells
2025-01-26 15:14:58 +0000 UTCI wonder if they have a little Brother, named Harley.
legobil
2025-01-26 15:10:35 +0000 UTC“That’s when you take a strap-on and-“
Melissa Wilson
2025-01-26 15:00:25 +0000 UTCMercedes was stressed out that her ex-boyfriend, Lewis Hamilton, is dating her sister Ferrari. There is a great Taylor Thompson standup comedy bit about that kind of a situation.
Miyaa
2025-01-26 14:56:20 +0000 UTCAgreed; Mom’s name oughta be Dodge. That still leaves Chevy & Ford available for Dad.
Melissa Wilson
2025-01-26 14:55:48 +0000 UTC...Ferarri's name makes more sense now.
Boter Bug
2025-01-26 14:52:50 +0000 UTCSo… Melon? 😅
Miyaa
2025-01-26 14:35:43 +0000 UTCMan, I miss that show
Gene
2025-01-26 10:07:34 +0000 UTCRoomba
Charlie Rose
2025-01-26 10:01:09 +0000 UTCIt's nice that Mercedes was named after a marketing guys daughter and now people are named after her. The other two were just named after their founders surnames but Mercedes started as a girls first name, became a car name and is now again a girls first name
Cynical Rhys
2025-01-26 09:28:57 +0000 UTCNot by volume, but definitely by mass.
alphanor
2025-01-26 09:12:28 +0000 UTC…Ferrari makes some coffee, Porsche drinks some coffee, and Mercedes goes to Starbucks!
Jonathan
2025-01-26 08:42:26 +0000 UTCmclaren is actually all of their surnames
LH
2025-01-26 08:37:14 +0000 UTCI searched the web and it seems that there was a "holy trinity of hypercars"
Jan Szejko
2025-01-26 08:35:55 +0000 UTCIf she’s anything like the B210 I owned, she won’t be very good at anything, but she’ll live forever.
Populuxe
2025-01-26 08:32:21 +0000 UTCShe likes surprising people
Bagge
2025-01-26 07:49:24 +0000 UTC...and then the entirety of social media shut down forever, for there was nothing left to say.
Uniquitous
2025-01-26 07:37:17 +0000 UTC@Creeperkry That would work better if their mother's name was Dodge.
SilverbackRon
2025-01-26 06:56:19 +0000 UTCNo, but their cousin AMC does.
Rob Vary
2025-01-26 06:12:44 +0000 UTCThat's it. I'm naming my next kid either Camry or B210.
w7com
2025-01-26 06:05:37 +0000 UTCRay, doing nothing but laughing through the whole call
Magic Chopstick Games
2025-01-26 05:58:01 +0000 UTCJessica by the Allman Brothers Band starts playing in the background...
Creeperkry
2025-01-26 05:45:41 +0000 UTC"Get outta Dodge" has a whole new meaning for them.
Creeperkry
2025-01-26 05:41:50 +0000 UTCOne wonders if Porsche ever enters Gremlin mode
Magic Chopstick Games
2025-01-26 05:39:14 +0000 UTCSomething tells me the their births was a part of a Car Talk call back in the day. I can even imagine Tom Magliozzi yelling “doesn’t anyone screen these calls?!” while the Mom gives birth. Luckily it was never re-aired.
Miyaa
2025-01-26 05:35:26 +0000 UTCMERCEDEEZ NUTS
Fart Captor
2025-01-26 05:18:38 +0000 UTCIt would’ve been AMAZING if they were named Ferrari, Porsche, and McLaren. If you know why, then you’re a real one ;) [feel free to ask me if you don’t know though~]
Rawrisaur
2025-01-26 05:13:14 +0000 UTCWho do you see having a meet-cute with the floating slab that emits a low hum?
Jeremy
2025-01-26 05:04:38 +0000 UTCFerrari Porsche Mercedes …
Thisguy
2025-01-26 04:53:20 +0000 UTCIt was Corvair tha was unsafe, Edsel was just ugly.
Carl G Knoblock
2025-01-26 04:53:13 +0000 UTCTheir dad is Dodge, and their mom just got tired of fighting over the naming rights.
Darius Jenai
2025-01-26 04:42:29 +0000 UTCOr not enough. Going by volume I'd estimate that all three triplets still only add up to like... 70% of a Bubbles.
BookBeard
2025-01-26 04:38:52 +0000 UTCPintsize was counseling Ferrari while having weird sex with Porsche.
Dean Reilly
2025-01-26 04:22:08 +0000 UTCWell, if we weren't sure they'd be recurring before...now we know for certain!
Michael Steamweed
2025-01-26 04:19:47 +0000 UTCDunno, Jeph says there's a theme there, but I don't see it. :D
Michael Steamweed
2025-01-26 04:18:39 +0000 UTCTrue story: if I was born a girl, my dad wanted to name me Porsche.
Packy Anderson
2025-01-26 04:13:40 +0000 UTCToyota was in charge of the live stream
MikeT
2025-01-26 04:11:46 +0000 UTCFaye's face in the third panel is hilarious.
Everett Bradshaw
2025-01-26 04:08:37 +0000 UTCPut the three of them in a trenchcoat and they can cosplay as Bubbles.
Robert Wrigley
2025-01-26 04:03:06 +0000 UTCOk, time to SHIP them all! Who goes with Ferrari? I'm thinking Punchbot, but I could listen to other suggestions. :)
Joseph Bonnar
2025-01-26 04:02:38 +0000 UTCher kids are in unlicensed therapy now, so we can guess how that turned out
LH
2025-01-26 03:53:08 +0000 UTCFerrari, Porsche, Mercedes huh.
Hawkeye
2025-01-26 03:45:29 +0000 UTCThis is too much women for even Faye! Bubbles is all she needs.
Andrea Andrew
2025-01-26 03:44:13 +0000 UTCThey were there to talk. Their brother Buick is still in the other room. He came for the pegging.
Gary Walker
2025-01-26 03:29:30 +0000 UTCEdsel just wasn't safe. Not at any speed.
Amelia Lewis
2025-01-26 03:28:35 +0000 UTCI hear Mercedes is REALLY fucked up.
Yelling Bird
2025-01-26 03:20:33 +0000 UTCTo quote Jessica Rabbit: "He makes me laugh"
Byron Wright
2025-01-26 03:13:48 +0000 UTCevil parentage.
Joe
2025-01-26 03:08:14 +0000 UTCBoth have been known to explode without warning.
Doc Gumby
2025-01-26 03:07:06 +0000 UTCPinto is their nickname for Pintsize.
BookBeard
2025-01-26 03:04:17 +0000 UTCIt’s the only way to live
Magic Chopstick Games
2025-01-26 02:58:54 +0000 UTCI feel like we should all be more concerned about the amount of rizz Pintsize appears to have now that he's inhabiting a more human standard body...
kupo
2025-01-26 02:46:53 +0000 UTCThérapy à trois
Taigan
2025-01-26 02:45:34 +0000 UTCWe don't mention what happened to Pinto.
Captain Button
2025-01-26 02:42:38 +0000 UTCI'm looking that up.
Andrew Denton
2025-01-26 02:40:40 +0000 UTCTechnicality he's not an amateur — his original job was the equivalent of a sapient emotional support animal.
Bill Silvia
2025-01-26 02:40:20 +0000 UTCA Southern cousin, Cadillac?
Doc Gumby
2025-01-26 02:36:33 +0000 UTCThere's something in there about Pintsize being a good mechanic but this Brownie Scout isn't letting me find it.
Doc Gumby
2025-01-26 02:35:41 +0000 UTCTheir illegitimate sister Yugo. There is rumor of a brother Bronco.
Tudza
2025-01-26 02:33:27 +0000 UTCIt's true, Faye does not respond well to surprises. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=363
BookBeard
2025-01-26 02:31:34 +0000 UTCAh, Porsche Porsche real good!
Sean Kinlin
2025-01-26 02:24:40 +0000 UTCMercedes is the one with the big air bags...
Captain Button
2025-01-26 02:22:07 +0000 UTCAnd their brother, Edsel, who they do not discuss in polite company
Magic Chopstick Games
2025-01-26 02:21:48 +0000 UTCFirst Girl Wins
Captain Button
2025-01-26 02:21:24 +0000 UTCOr the top, or charmed, or...
Sean Kinlin
2025-01-26 02:21:03 +0000 UTCI guess Ferrari, Porsche and Mercedes are better names than my OC triplets Gutbrod, Wartburg, and Borgward.
Populuxe
2025-01-26 02:20:55 +0000 UTCQuintessential Quintuplets was actually a good harem anime. In this thesis, I will prove...
Alcaria Swain
2025-01-26 02:20:51 +0000 UTCDude has rizz for days. And apparently a soon to be thriving amateur therapy buisness.
Tannerbot
2025-01-26 02:20:40 +0000 UTCTotally called this.
Nikki
2025-01-26 02:20:32 +0000 UTCHer husband paid more attention to his cars than to her, so she named them that in hopes they wouldn't get neglected.
Captain Button
2025-01-26 02:19:17 +0000 UTCI mean.....are we TOTALLY sure it wasn't a weird sex thing? This is getting dangerously close to harem anime territory.
Anthony Gaglianese
2025-01-26 02:18:27 +0000 UTCHere are the cars, they feel safest of all...
Sean Kinlin
2025-01-26 02:18:06 +0000 UTCTheir dad is a really big guy named Suburban
Clark Wells
2025-01-26 02:17:30 +0000 UTCBut which one is the Evil Triplet and which one is the Weird Triplet?
Captain Button
2025-01-26 02:17:23 +0000 UTCMercedes stayed home?!? But how could she resist those green eyes, that green hair, that crop top from 1988?
Melissa Wilson
2025-01-26 02:16:44 +0000 UTCOMG Pintsize. You monster
Shinymelon Fearnow
2025-01-26 02:16:04 +0000 UTCChecking off that bucket list at warp speed
Michael
2025-01-26 02:14:11 +0000 UTCTonight!
Ting
2025-01-26 02:13:05 +0000 UTC
