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Liquid Refreshment

Liquid Refreshment

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Yes. 8~~~-({ They put a memorial to him in the "Burning Shores" DLC to "Horizon Forbidden West", on the edge of one of the mesas.

Captain Button

@BookBeard the thing about 1695 is, didn't they already cover that in 603?

Elf Sternberg

Grief, Lance Reddick really did an awesome number playing Sylens. I was so bummed to hear he passed away and couldn't voice the sequel.

Elf Sternberg

'Grandfather Penis!' https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3722

Mark

She seemed pretty open to it as long as it wasn't a surprise, though.

Bill Silvia

And now I have the Little Mermaid playing in my head...

Grace Kieser

... Most depraved? I'm sorry sir, but do the words "Happy Birthday Grandma!" ring any bells?

Jonathan Bastow

Just proves Jeph has been a sick sick boy for longer than I thought.

Jax

Way way waaaay back when Dora and Marten first started dating, Dora asked if he was into it bc another boyfriend had surprised her with it and she did NOT want to experience that trauma again

Green

There's no need to squeeze a pigeon. Just ask any statute of a Civil War general.

OldGoat

Well_we're_waiting.gif

Danny insert meta joke here Roose

This is unhinged and I love it.

Flounder

If Moray does a spit take. Would that reduce her in size?

legobil

Moray: imma make this weird. Readers: how weird? Moray: yes.

legobil

Well, the title of the comic is Questionable Content, so water sports were bound to come up sooner or later.

Jax

I have been behind on reading QC lately, but this is a hell of a spot to get caught up to. I love goblin mode Liz, it's like Tourette's, but she kinda sorta knows better.

Kuragari

According to Wikipedia, most coffee experts say that there's actually nothing special about civet coffee; it's mostly a gimmick.

Philip Masters

Only that Veronica said that she wanted out of the fetish scene, when she explained BDSM to Jim he looked mildly bemused but not enthused, and there's never been any mention of them going in for anything other than an entirely conventional relationship. There was no sign of anything especially unconventional when we saw them in bed together. So, sure, they may indulge in any kind of kink when the bedroom door is closed, but at the very least, they're keeping it private.

Philip Masters

Almost every cold brew I've had has been very anti-smooth.

Bill Silvia

Boof the gal

Bill Silvia

This comment taught me an important lesson about checking the comments section while in a work meeting.

Bill Silvia

“…mutual self-interest? Now, that is a solid bedrock, upon which you & I might build a new science of understanding." 😁 *adding to cart* 📀 Much obliged! 😉🙏

Melissa Wilson

Do not boof the gal

KingAtticus

I stand corrected, then.

Nulgar

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS lol

joFinndian

Does Liz even try??

alphanor

steady on, there

Rémi Beaulieu-Dubé

So Liz's normal components are entirely imaginary? That makes sense! (for certain values of sense)

Stephen Wells

AND when you have a fetish!

enchantedsleeper

I love this Dora-Sam-Faye dynamic xD

enchantedsleeper

Nah nah nah… Suck them titties, Marten. Suck them titties. [InB4 someone draws Rule34 of this]

Rawrisaur

Moray, you boofgall.

legobil

This is it! We have our new coffee shop dynamic and I could not be happier!! A caffeinated Goblin, the worlds most extroverted ameba, and Marten's point of view as the most stable anchor in reality! Peak content, this is why taking breaks is so important. J took the time he needed and came back swinging!

Evan Embree

Probably? Holy spit.

Darnel D Cooper

She does, but they are all in the complex plane.

William Cole

It's true Liz is channeling some OG Pintsize energy.

William Cole

Yes, 5094 was the one I was thinking of. I had forgotten 1695. Well spotted, both of you!

William Cole

Winslow Squeezing is not yet a fetish? https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5253

ValdVin

[Sylens_Grin] Then my work here is done. [/Sylens_Grin] (There is a remastered version out now with better graphics if you can afford it and have a system that can run it.)

Captain Button

Cold-brew has all the additional flavor notes that I was strictly taught, long ago, that one doesn't want. If you like it, I'm happy for you.

Ursus Ridens

...'cause that's what you do when you're nineteen.

Ursus Ridens

Oh. It's a cold-brew place? I...I have to leave.

Ursus Ridens

https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5308 (Clinton, Moray, "can't do math anymore") (didn't go digging, just got stuck reading forward from the Pigeon Squeezing one a few threads over and stumbled on it :-)

Mark Eichin

@Captain Button Great, thanks so much! Now I *have* to start a new play through of H:ZD all over again. All of life is suffering. 🎭

Melissa Wilson

Less fridge, more cabinet. Better for hiding. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2461

BookBeard

For a rather more overt golden shower reference you have to go even further back. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1695

BookBeard

I was considering calling back to that but I figured someone already had.

Spell Craft

I am very glad there is no $5 reward associated with this strip.

Spell Craft

To be fair have you seen a fat pigeon. They are begging to be squeezed

Egos

I think the dialogue in "Appleboom!" "Titties!" is right up there :)

Stephen Wells

With pee involved shouldn't it be "LMDO"?

Robert Heinig

Liz is the Greek chorus that Marten deserves.

Chris Warren

Now that you mention it, I remember something similar.

James Anthony

I don't think so? According to an earlier comic, she forgets how to do math if you take that nodule off the top of her head.

Andrew

...and she did have another beer after that...

Stephen Wells

I don't think Liz has any non-kinky sides tbh

Stephen Wells

That raises the question, is she still "in contact" with the liquid inside her if it leaves her body?

James Anthony

If Moray had a nipple for every time someone said that, she wouldn’t have to!

Michael Keogh

OMG I love Liz.

Natalia Uribe Wilson

That last frame got me. I didn't expect it and have to explain to my wife what's happening.

Andrew Herrera

So...Liz has a kinky side?

strngbirdx@gmail.com

Just noticed another QC fetish mentioned in passing, Pigeon Squeezing: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5256

Captain Button

Please don't! That whole subject has really bad vibes.

alphanor

OK good. At least he has cold brew and isn't completely slacking. Now, has he learned what a pour over is? He could be a coffee-focused shop rather than an espresso-focused shop. Was a fairly big thing in San Diego to differentiate that way. (Not that I think that's what's up, but its a way to go...)

Sean Morgan

Oh! we finally get to see behind the counter! now we just need a behind the counter shot from coffee of doom to compare.

Tao Gold

Cubetown reminds me of an old SciFi network program called Eureka, without the potentially world-ending plot points. And off the east coast of Canada instead of the PNW.

Opus the Poet

@Miyaa I remember that but I don't know what strip it was.

Opus the Poet

Pintsize returns

librarypunk

You know, after two decades the punchline on this one might be the most feral thing in QC so far and I'm here for it

JacklynRabbit

Sounds like Alf's cat juice 😝

Opus the Poet

Ba-dum, tish!

Opus the Poet

Marten is too chill to be a villain, despite the meme of chillin' like a villain.

Opus the Poet

I'm noticing a trend with Liz... https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5007

Creeperkry

It's one of her powers! https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5048

Creeperkry

Maybe she's just certified within Cubetown?

enchantedsleeper

5094 has "I'm a veritable font of confidence." "And I wish to be bathed in your glorious fluids!", at least.

Robert L

And WHERE IS YAY?

Claudia D.

Liz has not developed the "telling on your own kink" filter yet, and may never.

Halloween Jack

... Do we have any evidence that the relationship is vanilla?

Am Queue

Gross, Liz, just GROSS!!! And anyway, Moray has an extrudable spigot at the base of her neck to share. It is known.

Claudia D.

Summoning Bookbeard! Wasn't there a fairly recent strip of someone inadvertently using golden shower-adjacent language? Maybe Zlata explaning why she wanted to work with Claire?

William Cole

So Marten makes cold brew--good! There may be a bit more to this coffeeshop than I feared!

Matthew Borus

That's her secret, Cap. She's always a goblin.

William Cole

Per the old schoolyard chant: "Milk, milk, lemonade. Around the back, fudge is made."

William Cole

I thought that Veronica had got tired of the fetish scene, and was very happy to get into a very vanilla relationship.

Philip Masters

Make it with Kopi luwak beans.

Philip Masters

If you can sell people Kopi luwak coffee, you could sell them this.

Philip Masters

Bitter almonds poisoned Napoleon.

Opus the Poet

Damnit Liz, I choked on my oatmeal

gunks

Liz screaming about her fetishes again. ~<3

Mitsuki Ayane

Just cuz she wasn't Certified we safe doesn't mean she isn't. It's not like she was certified dangerous ykno?

jarwain

I thought that Moray said she wasn't certified as safe for oral use by the Canadian authorities?

Philip Masters

And started breathing really heavy over it.

Opus the Poet

Cold brew is really smooth, I could really go for a cup now.

Opus the Poet

We have already established that she springs leaks when she gets excited...

Stephen Wells

Any form of metabolism will by definition generate waste heat, thermodynamics requires it.

Stephen Wells

I’d suggest pricing in alignment with the Good Advice at Coffee of Doom

Melissa Wilson

Possibly my favorite line from all of QC… Even better than my old roommate’s line, when responding to undesirable pick-up attempts: “It burns when I pee.” 🙃

Melissa Wilson

$69 and a polite letter.

David Paul

Because rule 34!

Melissa Wilson

As opposed to a drink? 🤣

Melissa Wilson

Just remembered that Faye once suggested installing an espresso machine in May for similar reasons...

Stephen Wells

My sister-in-law uses “Beige-blaming”

Melissa Wilson

Would.

The World Famous Chocomerican

If you can't deal with a little golden shower joke, urine dangerous territory......

Uncle Matt

Moray is fully autonomous and able to make her *own* terrible decisions.

Stephen Wells

Is she? She doesn't seem to operate on electricity that'd cause waste heat, so unless whatever chemical(?) reactions power her produce enough heat, she's room temperature.

Nulgar

you'd be drinking Director so would they also need to consent? or does being fully autonomous remove that aspect? much to ponder

Boots McGoot

I like hot coffee, but cold brew is said (by many) to be this awesome thing and I just don't see (taste?) it 🤔

enchantedsleeper

Jfc Jeph we almost went 5500 strips without a golden shower joke...

Nulgar

I don't think you're missing anything, I've never cared for it either. People just like different stuff

Gene

Or Claire's line is LET HER PEE IN MY MOUTH YOU COWARD and everybody learns something :)

Stephen Wells

if you made a patreon tier with semi-regular nsfw posts, you would make a lot of money...

runrin

omg when is Liz going to yell YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD at Marten I cannot stand the suspense

SpookyPenguin

Marten tells this story to Claire later and she has the same reaction as Liz...

Stephen Wells

Well, RELATIVELY new.

Yelling Bird

I'll look into it, thank you 👀

enchantedsleeper

Is she microwave safe?

Captain Button

Try Alton Brown's chicory cold brew. If you don't like that, you'll never like could brew. https://altonbrown.com/recipes/chicory-cold-brew/

Brian Yaras

If someone French kissed coffee!Moray, they could probably get a good caffeine high.

enchantedsleeper

Omg xD

enchantedsleeper

This sounds eminently suited to Mr. I-want-to-fuck-a-black-hole Pintsize

enchantedsleeper

For you, YB, I'll be surprised if it's a "new" fetish xD

enchantedsleeper

To be fair, this would be a REALLY unique selling point for Mood Coffee's cold brew, and you KNOW there'd be people who would pay top dollar for it. (Pintsize knows all of them. In fact, Pintsize becomes Mood Coffee's overseas marketing rep and they start doing a ton of international business).

enchantedsleeper

Sounds like Liz is volunteering

Salodni Ikkis

Return of Goblin Liz!

AngieWords

Cold brew coffee is supposed to be super great, but I've never had one that I liked... Not sure what I'm missing. (And before anyone says "Moray", that's yet another tragedy of us not living in the world of QC. 😔)

enchantedsleeper

Tomorrow? I've already been thinking it.

Yelling Bird

I liked iced tea; nothing horrific about it

enchantedsleeper

I mean, ngl, I do love coffee.... No! Tempt me not, goopy mistress!

Bridgette Ryan

Cut to you dating several AI goo girls brewing various coffees

Dissociated Women Incorporated

Moray is heated, right? You could probably safely sous vide some steaks in her.

Creeperkry

What if this is the start of that (#2126)? Do you remember what started that? Dora shouts at Faye: "Why did you give him espresso? I told you not to give him espresso!" And what is Moray thinking about, er, absorbing?

Elf Sternberg

Well, I don't know what I was expecting but I'm certainly glad I listened to it 😄 Thank you for introducing me to this... song?

Creeperkry

"Sorry, you're very handsome, but I'm not really in the mood. Also, I haven't been evaluated by Health Canada for oral use." #5392

Elf Sternberg

Tomorrow, someone will be thinking, "New fetish unlocked."

Elf Sternberg

Glad it was just with laughter...

Donna Flint

I love Liz

Onyx

Liz just read a scene like that

Bagge

Well, they used her as a bong, so why not give it a shot? Or have the director spin a few more copies to test with. Chocolate, koolade, lemonade, iced tea to horrify some old Brits, maybe even jello?

Joshua

I just woke my wife up laughing.

Joshua

I know she is in Gremlin mode but this one time I have to agree with Liz... COWARD!

Krestus

How much do I need to pay for THIS Patreon tier?! lol

Chauncey

That last panel had me choking on my coke. How dare you! XD

Joe Bocanegra

Claire: "That's MY job!"

ljdbjlasfbjk

Okey, Jeph got me. I'm literally l-ing ol.

William Cole

Thank you! 😁

Corvus Cardia

Liz just outta pocket with that one lol

Jon

I think I’ve heard ’vanillashaming’ used in that context.

Mikko Parviainen

Ok, this answers my question from last night, but it brings up even more...

Yelling Bird

(applauds) Bravo. A+, no notes.

Danielle Church

When a girl made of goo Turns herself to cold brew That's A Moray!

BookBeard

Yep. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5392

BookBeard

could this be Marten’s villain origin story

JD

Veronica is definitely guilty of this 😂

Corvus Cardia

You are remembering correctly, but @Bookbeard will have to give you the exact page and wording

Zak Reichle

Sad almonds just don't taste the same.

Zak Reichle

Sounds like Liz just named Marten's new band

MikeT

@Bookbeard do I recall correctly that Moray told Sven that she hasn’t been verified by Canada Health for (human) ah, consumption?

Corvus Cardia

Work up to the peeing. Breastfeed from her first.

Doc Gumby

"They sounded just like the Clancy Brothers..."

Sean Kinlin

"Let her pee in your mouth, coward." Liz, dear, he's in a relationship. He should probably get Claire's permission first.

Amy ☣

I fully expect to find this kink in Jeph’s naughty files.

JMK

I don't think we've ever seen Liz's parents, one or many of them could be Yelling Bird.

Gopher on the Road

I think the defining moment was probably May announcing that she had used a watermelon as a sex toy.

Alan

COWARD

Thomas Baxter

... I wonder how it would smell to an AI.

Alan

That last line was not one I was expecting to read today. Plus, with how Moray positioned her arms, it feels like that was her intention.

Jared Kolbly

Just go ahead and wrap that Eisner up to go.

Gary Walker

"Spot the Author's Fetishes Week" continues apace

Sammitch

Seems like Liz has been reading some…Questionable Content.

Richard Lindquist

What kind of smut have you been reading, Liz? It sounds interesting…

Hawkeye

Liz might need to take a break from the erotica😅😅😅

Aditya Rameshan

The Forbidden Brew a person can drink...but only once, probably.

CthonicBelletrist

Jesus christ, Liz. XD

Rémi Beaulieu-Dubé

If I remember correctly, Moray is mostly made of sea water, which would make for some terrible coffee! Not to mention whatever nanotech she has that actually powers her sapience. All in all, I'd say "Moray's Special Brew" would probably not be fit to consume by organics!

Grace Kieser

This comic really living up to its name today

Jasper

We're gonna see either a nice mocha-colored Moray in a week or a Moray completely bombed out of her mind on caffeine or BOTH and I am absolutely here for it.

KiTA

Getting his psychology degree online.

Miyaa

Wow, kinky.

Andrea Andrew

When your friend swallows grounds & her fluids turn brown, that’s a Moray!

Melissa Wilson

Liz seems to be fulfilling that role just fine!

Grace Kieser

Banned from Canada (and Switzerland).

Captain Button

No way! I feel like Marten’s honed his boundary-setting skills to S+ class (largely due to mom’s illustrious career). He didn’t ask because he was interested in a sample…

Melissa Wilson

So Amazon has civet coffee with the most expensive version get 4.4 stars on an average review. However, the standard high-ish end Illy averages 4.5 stars. But I can see Cubetown go wild about cat poop coffee like how wombats make cubed poop.

Miyaa

Where is pintsize when ya need him?!

Mooster

In the video game "Horizon: Zero Dawn" there is a side quest where you gather machine oil so a Banuk shaman named Brin can drink it and have mystical visions (which have some legit prophecy in them). There is a reference to him in the second game, but he does not appear. Obviously Moray is a pre-apocalyptic predecessor of him. (H:ZD could easily take place in the QC future, if the "Now Ends The Age Of Man" ever eventuates.)

Captain Button

Hat tip for the horrific/hilarious flashback!

Melissa Wilson

OMG 😆

Todd C

It's an objectively bad thing to do, and she should keep doing it for that reason

David Jackson

LMFAO 🤣😂 For the first time in decades, I’m suddenly remembering “The Commercial” by King Missile (of “Detachable Penis” fame): “…Are ya icky? Are ya sticky? Are ya hot as anything? Hey! Blend yourself, process yourself, become a glass of animal juice! Haven't you had enough of fruit juices & vegetable juices? Next time company comes over, offer them a cool, refreshing glass of yourself! Give of yourself!" 🤣😂 …Man, why does my brain hang onto such horrible things?!? But seriously, let’s draw the line WELL before ingesting ANY volume of one another, regardless of known/unknown toxicity status… Liz needs to knock it off- friends don’t let friends drink friends.

Melissa Wilson

Pintsize was one of the first characters so I imagine yes, yes he did.

Potato Moses

I know Jeph said he was done with Yelling Bird, but damned if Liz isn't giving Yelling Bird right now

David Jackson

I think he knew things had changed when he drew a virtual dong on Station’s persona. And later when then persona May complained her genitalia was pixelated to Faye.

Miyaa

What is the opposite of kinkshaming, where you hassle someone for not being into something? Anyway, Liz should stop doing it.

Captain Button

Liz needs her own strip where she constantly does chaotic neutral shit just to see what happens

darklion

Congratulations, JephJaques, you've just unlocked the "This better not awaken anything in me* badge!

Bridgette Ryan

I'd do it but that's because I like trying new foods even when I'm pretty sure I'll hate it

Green

Hahahaha, you got me with that one. 🤣

SilverbackRon

Jeph, when you started this strip in 2003 did you ever imagine you’d be writing the dialogue “Let her pee in your mouth, you coward?”

Taigan

if there's coffee grounds involved it will be more of a ... brown shower

LH

I talk to my friends like Liz does so I feel very validated actually

Green

I see that the gremlin's "research" is coming along....

Andrew Denton

One more reason why I prefer cocoa to coffee.

Miyaa

Maybe HE wants to taste her fluids... https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1293

SilverbackRon

Gremlizabeth never does anything by half measures, much like Yay

Zak Reichle

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth!

Richard Laxton

JFC, Liz! 😭🤣🤣

Jon

"Moray's Special Cold Brew" will be the most sophisticated caffeine in Cubetown until they get civet coffee.

ValdVin

Marten is missing out on a HUGE money grab here, tbh, there's SO many people that'd be enthusiastically into drinking various AI fluids for whatever reason

MoonieKitten

Gasp! I hope she said it just like that instead of making the sound

Simone Bernhard

When I saw "Liquid Refreshment" as the subject on the Patreon email, I somehow knew it had nothing to do with potable liquid.

Derek Hassell

Aw heck, the gremlin got more ammo.

Tannerbot

Or her mouth where her mouth is.

Sean Kinlin

Marten needs to try new things and have new experiences.

Jose Alfredo Villalobos

...and the Eisner goes to... Jeph Jacques!

Not that Patrick Foltz

Well that sure took a turn!

SilverbackRon

When will we see the new Moray-based anime 'My Transparent Girlfriend'?

Doc Gumby

I actually, legitimately, genuinely, and heartily laughed out loud at the entirety of panel 4.

It's Lina

*making the T pose with hands* H-hol' up, Moray.

Amós Batista

Oh wow, she's gotten into the kinky stuff.

Michael

I'll pass on that. Thanks.

Michael Boettger

Who doesn't like a teal shower?

Sean Kinlin

Honestly, this is everything I wanted. I'm greatly enjoying this new chapter of Questionable Content.

Alcaria Swain

Liz went full gobbo

Adam Daw

Happy Almond

Sean Kinlin

Didn't take Liz long to zero in on a fetish! She just got her "research notes".

d4sh

Put your money where your mouth is, Liz!

Bill Silvia

I want to drink her.... for science.

Crawler00

Yikes, tone it down a bit, GobLiz!

Doc Gumby


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