Too Many Cooks
Added 2025-01-21 01:52:58 +0000 UTChe's really only a medium-sized silly
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Thank you for continuing Cubetown storylines! I love it!
PsychOut
2025-01-22 23:40:39 +0000 UTCDid I miss someone else already posting this?… https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QrGrOK8oZG8
A. J. Alfieri-Crispin
2025-01-22 17:14:58 +0000 UTCSomeone has to be the adult. Might as well be Marten.
Opus the Poet
2025-01-22 09:37:18 +0000 UTCSomething Marten and I have in common. It was even noted by law enforcement when they were explaining why they were following me home from work. "Son, you're an idiot magnet. We just need to follow you for a couple of days and we have our ticket quota for the month."
Opus the Poet
2025-01-22 09:31:15 +0000 UTCDon't forget https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5061
Charles Hirst
2025-01-22 05:42:15 +0000 UTCI came here to say this... If it were Liz's job, she's not doing it very well. 3 hours late, Liz? That's shameful.
awgiedawgie
2025-01-22 03:31:10 +0000 UTCThe revery alone will do.
adrian koren
2025-01-22 03:02:09 +0000 UTCThis has been a sit-com since the very beginning, with emphasis on the sit...
alphanor
2025-01-22 01:53:32 +0000 UTCMarten. Marten Marten Marten. MORTON.
ValdVin
2025-01-22 00:18:42 +0000 UTCA scoop of kids to add the spice
TV4Fun
2025-01-21 22:17:28 +0000 UTCMoray, you are absolutely not the person to be talking like that, lol
AlexKorobeiniki
2025-01-21 20:44:06 +0000 UTCIt takes a lot to make a stew A pinch of salt and laughter, too A scoop of kids to add the spice A dash of love to make it nice, and you’ve got Too many Cooks Too many Cooks Too many Cooks Too many Cooks Too many Cooks Too many Cooks Too many Cooks Too many
Josh Moberly
2025-01-21 20:16:37 +0000 UTCA pinch of salt and laughter, too
Josh Moberly
2025-01-21 20:11:29 +0000 UTCOr knock over a small plastic cup of water
Jason Wotzko
2025-01-21 20:04:08 +0000 UTCAlso a bit randy and makes ribald jokes in French «Ooh, tu as touché mon gros bouton!»
Miyaa
2025-01-21 19:38:46 +0000 UTCThat would be cool. Unfortunately it would spoil the (potential running) gag in the comic of course. Same as my suggestion. 😅
Morganna
2025-01-21 18:13:36 +0000 UTCMaybe she would like to kick a small plastic trashcan...
Hugh Eckert
2025-01-21 17:33:03 +0000 UTCService!
Hugh Eckert
2025-01-21 17:28:05 +0000 UTCAs I recall, Moray didn't seem especially interested in sex when the subject was raised by a misunderstanding, though she wasn't offended either. She just pointed out that she's not certified okay for oral use (ooh matron). I don't get the impression she has an actual libido, even if she also doesn't have inhibitions.
Philip Masters
2025-01-21 17:14:53 +0000 UTCGently simmer, I imagine. Boiling sounds dangerous for her.
Philip Masters
2025-01-21 17:10:13 +0000 UTCThat's fascinating BookBeard. So, the opposite of trolls then?
David Durant
2025-01-21 16:48:19 +0000 UTCIt is their pleasure to open for you, and their satisfaction to close again with the knowledge of a job well done.
David Durant
2025-01-21 16:46:54 +0000 UTCKnowing Cubetown, the door is sentient and you just have to ask politely.
BookBeard
2025-01-21 16:34:05 +0000 UTCCubetown’s lofi girl. All that’s missing is the chill music.
Miyaa
2025-01-21 16:10:35 +0000 UTCWhat if he forgets his keys? Or maybe Cubetown is sophisticated enough for a biometric security system?
Miyaa
2025-01-21 16:07:31 +0000 UTCOr, maybe a neon/electronic sign that's tied to the main door lock? Something that he would always do to open the store (and then reverse to close up) that would trigger the sign turning on?
Matt Pedone
2025-01-21 15:33:00 +0000 UTCJeph, currently writing the longest-running sitcom on the Web :)
Stephen Wells
2025-01-21 15:15:43 +0000 UTCThat could be dangerous, Byron. She'd almost certainly spring a leak.
William Cole
2025-01-21 14:51:38 +0000 UTCIt takes a lot to make a stew.
TV4Fun
2025-01-21 14:22:50 +0000 UTC"literally"
allanfranta
2025-01-21 14:15:45 +0000 UTCMoray may be more uniformly cuddly, but I would still swoon at the chance to stay up at night, just to listen to Marten snore, even if it meant the occasional surprise meeting with a pointy elbow.
Melissa Wilson
2025-01-21 14:10:14 +0000 UTCNot like there's anything wrong with that.
Eric Sieck
2025-01-21 13:59:45 +0000 UTCI would like to see what an Emily brand cup of tea would do to Moray.
Byron Wright
2025-01-21 11:21:53 +0000 UTCShe hadn't met Moray yet, and was open to the idea of Moray being a more comfortable bed partner than Marten. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5068
Mark
2025-01-21 11:17:01 +0000 UTCHow many times has it happened so far?
enchantedsleeper
2025-01-21 10:48:46 +0000 UTCCAN YOU SEE ME? IF YES, PUSH DOOR
enchantedsleeper
2025-01-21 10:47:20 +0000 UTCThat would be such a different experience compared to just smelling it.
Carrie
2025-01-21 10:43:04 +0000 UTCI forgot about Zlata. I need to see more of her; she's sweet and charmingly English-as-a-second-language. (Apologies if that comes across super-condescending.) Kind of a Latka Gravas thing.
Chris Warren
2025-01-21 10:35:13 +0000 UTCClaire might get worried about the number of women wanting to get close to Marten, but she'd just have to remind herself that that was basically the Nothhampton dynamic anyway.
Mark
2025-01-21 10:27:00 +0000 UTCY'know, I'd kinda like to see hoodie pockets available on just about every type of apparel. Polo shirts, dress shirts, tank tops, tuxedos, wedding dresses...
Steve DeGroof
2025-01-21 09:58:15 +0000 UTCMarten is just too damned lucky. What an adorable situation.
Chris Warren
2025-01-21 09:44:26 +0000 UTCCHECKLIST.
Shane Wegner
2025-01-21 09:41:33 +0000 UTCMoray does seem to be affectionate towards Marten and Claire. But as runrin suggested, affectionate like a pet (and she does kind of remind me of my cat Skittles).
David Paul
2025-01-21 09:30:50 +0000 UTCDepends on how seductively you can say "open for business".
David Paul
2025-01-21 09:17:15 +0000 UTCThat's been Marten's role from episode 1 somehow. First to Pintsize, then to Faye, Hanners... and now to the good folk of Cubetown.
Constanze Carstanjen
2025-01-21 09:11:41 +0000 UTCHe should just get rid of the sign. Door unlocked: open. Door locked: closed.
Morganna
2025-01-21 09:06:15 +0000 UTCI'd bet there is already an entire research department in Cubetown dedicated to studying Marten's "Weirdo Attractor Field".
BookBeard
2025-01-21 08:48:14 +0000 UTCWell, we know she gets dumber when you stick her in a freezer, presumably because colder water is less conductive. So to overclock I guess she would... boil herself? https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5092
BookBeard
2025-01-21 08:45:59 +0000 UTCThis has been a running theme in the comments ever since Moray showed up xD But we haven't had one in AGES
enchantedsleeper
2025-01-21 08:42:56 +0000 UTCIt's a real shame for residue collectors. Maybe if you ask nicely? https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5380
BookBeard
2025-01-21 08:35:35 +0000 UTCI'd like to think that instead of smelling tea she just swallows a tea bag and lets it steep.
BookBeard
2025-01-21 08:20:21 +0000 UTCNice. 😊
legobil
2025-01-21 07:52:58 +0000 UTCThis comic makes me so happy
Alcaria Swain
2025-01-21 07:33:54 +0000 UTCAs a completely different form of AI existence, I'm wondering if olfactory sensation produces the same kind of hallucination triggers for Moray as it does for other robotic AI cast (IE: The tea huffing visions)
Kurtis S Whittington
2025-01-21 07:21:41 +0000 UTCGreat, now I have the song in my head… I only heard it for the first time yesterday, talk about timing ^^'
koalou
2025-01-21 07:13:21 +0000 UTCProfessional coffeeshop shill.
Andrew
2025-01-21 06:48:09 +0000 UTCSoon after it becomes a competition to make S+ first tho
Andrew
2025-01-21 06:47:08 +0000 UTCOl’ Boaty does a Speed 2 to come check
Andrew
2025-01-21 06:43:42 +0000 UTCThe Librarian and the Babysitter
Andrew
2025-01-21 06:42:22 +0000 UTCI love that he's wearing a polo shirt with hoodie pockets. Some things die hard
Evan Embree
2025-01-21 06:12:50 +0000 UTCDon't tattle, Liz
Bagge
2025-01-21 05:44:35 +0000 UTCDean Martin in September 1953 - practically yesterday!
Charles Hirst
2025-01-21 05:43:02 +0000 UTCBoth Liz and Moray would confirm the other to be an S-tier weirdo. Neither would be wrong.
legobil
2025-01-21 05:23:00 +0000 UTCHow much subjective time has passed for Moray since yesterday? For all we know she overclocks while everyone is sleeping and gets into trouble our cast is not yet aware of.
Jeff Brown
2025-01-21 04:43:03 +0000 UTCI’m honestly impressed 43 people (as I type this) got this 72 year old musical reference.
Populuxe
2025-01-21 04:31:50 +0000 UTCtouch means different things to different people. for me, its more how close she likes to get to him, constantly glomping on, that makes me think she feels attached and wants to hold onto that. i could see moray as aro, but it seems to me she really wants to be around, and physically intimate (at least platonically) with the two of them. i'm also okay with moray just being marten and claire's cat lol. snuggling a bunch, then mostly doing her own thing.
runrin
2025-01-21 04:19:17 +0000 UTCLiz needs a chili recipe - that is both Tibetan & beanless.
Sparky
2025-01-21 04:14:19 +0000 UTCTo be fair, I'm also poly and dying for more representation in media, but those three wind up waking up in bed together with surprising regularity
That one guy
2025-01-21 03:18:53 +0000 UTCBravo!
William Cole
2025-01-21 03:17:39 +0000 UTCI agree with AA.
William Cole
2025-01-21 03:13:43 +0000 UTCMoray does seem to go out of her way to be touching Marten.
William Cole
2025-01-21 03:11:58 +0000 UTCI mean, that's a statement that can be perfectly true in a specific moment, but not the next day, without any dishonesty.
Carl Fink
2025-01-21 03:05:41 +0000 UTCClaire has said she and Marten are strictly monogamous. But that sort of thing has never stopped shippers before, so you do you! https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3691
BookBeard
2025-01-21 02:59:46 +0000 UTCFun fact, they're ALL s-teir weirdos. And I'm here for that 100%
Andrew Mitchell
2025-01-21 02:58:25 +0000 UTCIt's definitely Marten's job to flip the sign, but he's also the one who decides if the sign *should* be flipped. So technically only he can say if he's doing a good job or not.
BookBeard
2025-01-21 02:57:24 +0000 UTCReturning to Cubetown might get us closer to finding out, actually. If Yay wants to determine the Directors true intentions, and thus whether it's safe to return, a message to someone they trust in Cubetown, a.k.a. Claire (possibly relayed via Aurelia), seems like a likely first step.
BookBeard
2025-01-21 02:52:34 +0000 UTCZlata worked there (due to a misunderstanding by Moray) until she was hired as Claire's underling. It's a democratic worker's collective with nobody in charge, but at least the ice cream machine hasn't injured anyone recently. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5093 https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5117
BookBeard
2025-01-21 02:46:17 +0000 UTCWhen a sentient blob Steals a gremlin's fake job That's A Moray!
BookBeard
2025-01-21 02:41:32 +0000 UTCI gotta say, I'm really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really liking Cubetown a lot. Like, I'm so happy we're splitting time like this. That being said, I would please like to know what's going on with Yay. Please. And that whatever it is, it turns out good. Just sayin'.
Mooster
2025-01-21 02:32:33 +0000 UTCAre we sure of the nature of Liz's attachment to Martin? Does our author need to bring in, oh, say, Clinton* to worship her? Also, I'm having trouble imagining a Cubetown cafeteria. Have we seen it? Given the state of Cubetown, might it be, well, odd? *Sorry, Eliot, for the drammer.
Ursus Ridens
2025-01-21 02:32:13 +0000 UTCSo really, the Director wanted to hire some Parents for Cubetown. Marten and Claire are an....interesting choice, but not one without merit.
MikeT
2025-01-21 02:30:41 +0000 UTCThey already have one.
Ursus Ridens
2025-01-21 02:29:49 +0000 UTCOoh, a cafeteria. Hey, I bet I know a couple of weirdos who have cafeteria work experiences from Northampton, 🇺🇸. (They probably also know what to do when blood is added to the food.)
Miyaa
2025-01-21 02:29:08 +0000 UTCSame reason the T-1000 didn't leave liquid metal droplets everywhere. All of the goop, wherever it may be, finds its way to Moray.
Michael Steamweed
2025-01-21 02:19:30 +0000 UTCI'm suspectin' she ain't hired. Just a regular. THE regular (the only one there).
Michael Steamweed
2025-01-21 02:18:09 +0000 UTCWhy does it have to be just one S-Tier Weirdo? Why can't it be everyone in my group??
Michael Steamweed
2025-01-21 02:17:48 +0000 UTCYa know, that's a trio I hadn't thunk of before now. But since you mention it.....
Michael Steamweed
2025-01-21 02:17:15 +0000 UTCIt literally is not her job. I'm not sure whose job it is. Maybe Marten's. Maybe no one's? :O
Michael Steamweed
2025-01-21 02:16:38 +0000 UTCSame. Not even sexual reasons. I just think moray enjoys the thought of being in one
Egos
2025-01-21 02:16:14 +0000 UTCOh, Lord, the Director doing a wellness check! A boat-sized tentacle comes out of the ocean, right through a window, lightly tapping on Marten's shoulder. He freaks out every time. :D
Michael Steamweed
2025-01-21 02:15:49 +0000 UTCOooo baby ♥️
Holly Nelson
2025-01-21 02:15:07 +0000 UTCDepends on if this is a euphemism, I think
Adarsh Nednur
2025-01-21 02:14:37 +0000 UTCShe’s in love with both Claire and Marten.
Andrea Andrew
2025-01-21 02:14:00 +0000 UTCI’m sure we could set up regular wellness checks for the open sign between Moray, the Director, and Ol’ Boaty
Magic Chopstick Games
2025-01-21 02:09:58 +0000 UTCCan I have a goopy girl to make sure my sign is getting flipped?
Populuxe
2025-01-21 02:09:29 +0000 UTCIt would make sense if she had to powder herself several times daily
Mia Augustson
2025-01-21 02:03:50 +0000 UTCThe Liz/Moray Field is a major test of Marten's Chill Zone.
Doc Gumby
2025-01-21 02:02:44 +0000 UTCIf it's Liz's job to make sure that the sign is flipped, she needs to get more serious about it.
Dean Reilly
2025-01-21 02:02:28 +0000 UTCNo, I really think she doesn't understand what a "crush" is on a fundamental level
Zig Justice
2025-01-21 02:02:26 +0000 UTCJust checking. Did you mean "too naïve not to have a crush on everyone?"
Mia Augustson
2025-01-21 02:01:34 +0000 UTCThree distinctly different and keen goblin faces today on Liz.
ValdVin
2025-01-21 02:01:14 +0000 UTCShipping the Martin/Claire/Moray polycule harder than ever
That one guy
2025-01-21 02:00:40 +0000 UTCIf everyone that you know is an S-Tier weirdo, does that mean that no one is?
Sammitch
2025-01-21 02:00:39 +0000 UTCFIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
Shawn K. Younkin
2025-01-21 02:00:16 +0000 UTCAh. So she's non-Newtonian then
Mia Augustson
2025-01-21 01:59:43 +0000 UTCdo you think she's got that sort of hydrophobic powdery feeling that those weird gel toys you cant hold onto have?
runrin
2025-01-21 01:58:42 +0000 UTCwhat exactly is her job?
Brendan Luster
2025-01-21 01:58:25 +0000 UTCCompared to the gobin, Marten is a giant-sized silly.
Celine Chamberlin
2025-01-21 01:57:27 +0000 UTCIt's like the skin that you find on custard if its left uncovered
Polymathic Man
2025-01-21 01:57:25 +0000 UTCI'd say Moray has a crush on Marten, but I'm pretty sure Moray is too naive to have a crush on anyone
Zig Justice
2025-01-21 01:56:48 +0000 UTCLiz might enjoy a recreational table flipping, but a plastic one
Jason Wotzko
2025-01-21 01:56:44 +0000 UTCLiz doesn't want to lose her excuse to hang out with Marten
Jay
2025-01-21 01:56:41 +0000 UTCAnd now that song is stuck in my my head again 😂
Daniel Burnett
2025-01-21 01:56:28 +0000 UTCI want Moray arm hugs now.
Joel Bateman
2025-01-21 01:56:26 +0000 UTCIt's the goblin's job to flip the sign!
John
2025-01-21 01:56:21 +0000 UTCHow does she not leave residue all over everything??
Mia Augustson
2025-01-21 01:56:11 +0000 UTCstill incredibly hopeful for a marten/claire/moray polycule, or at least for moray to hook up with them sometimes. ok. thanks.
runrin
2025-01-21 01:56:05 +0000 UTCMarten and Claire seem to have kids now.
Orion Rhine
2025-01-21 01:55:57 +0000 UTCThese two need a sitcom.
Tannerbot
2025-01-21 01:55:33 +0000 UTC
