What He Gets Up To

This is one of those strips that manages to give a sample of 90% of Questionable Content, the sort I would send to a friend who asked what the comic is about. I love it when that happens!

Oren

It's also homophobic, but the punchline being about a character misreading someone's gender plays into the Deceptive Trans Person trope, which is transphobic (though usually used in a transmisogynistic way)

CassieWasRight

It's homophobic rather than transphobic, although the transphobic interpretation is I assume from the other robot's icon being pink and demonstrably misleading Pintsize.

Mark

You just helped me understand what a beat panel is. Thank you!

Danny insert meta joke here Roose

Internet of wild thangs

Clifton Royston

how is that transphobic?

Lee B.

Internet of wangs.

Stephen Wells

I love Pintsize's knowing smile in the beat panel!

Mark

Lends a new layer of meaning to "Internet of things".

Philip Masters

Assuming that someone's parents are (still) a couple, a degree of mutual dependency is probably hard to avoid. It might look like codependency to their kids, while just feeling normal and practical to them.

Philip Masters

This is growth! Good for Pintsize unlearning some shit (cw transphobia) https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=339

CassieWasRight

In my understanding, the distinction is that when going to a party, a bisexual brings a board game and a pansexual brings weed. (I think we know which of these Pint-size is)

CassieWasRight

Actually, I'm dealing with co-dependents parents right now...

Amós Batista

Very true :D

Cley Faye

He didn't just say, he demonstrated by connecting the toaster to it.

Clifton Royston

technically, I'd say he was much rounder in his previous chassis

David Jackson

When that body was new, I thought he said he had a USB port instead of “junk”.

Felis Obscurus

I honestly don't believe he would get a chassis with a dick, in fact it would be out of character to get anything approaching human-nominal genitalia. Think about all the crap he's pulled, like when he installed a wonky firmware that replaced his limbs with thumbs. A chassis with a dick where it's expected? That's boring. That's mundane. He needs an Eldritch horror of genital abomination. Anything less isn't respecting the art

Ohh Crap Guy

oh no .. is this the beginning of the Pintsize eggplant arc to resolve the robotic attachment thing?

Julia Allen-Hesse

well, now we know that Pintsize is not fully functional and anatomically correct

Wild Card

Would make a good Patreon bonus.

Sean Kinlin

Welcome back! Hopefully you won't have to take a break like that again.

Sean Kinlin

You could say he did a Full Quart Press on the guy. I'll see myself out

happy

Service switch :)

Stephen Wells

This is exactly the kind of stuff I’m here for on patreon!

Vadim

Well I wondered what he did with it,.....

Darnel D Cooper

Honestly? Good for him. Live that good/fulfilling life, Pintsize!

Cole Blackblood

And there are usb-powered, um, bodily extensions available, no?

Ursus Ridens

I think he's probably the truest Omni I've ever considered.

Nicholas Sturm

Wow, I'm surprised by how much I love this outcome for Pintsize!

Anya Lienau

May be redeemed at any participating establishment for a small espresso.

Philip Masters

Are you kidding? That's probably the only thing that would get me to watch it.

BookBeard

He has layers AND he gets laid.

Philip Masters

enchantedsleeper: Not to condone prejudiced exclusivity, but I'm not sure that there might not be rules about AIs playing sports. I mean, would you want Crushbot to take up playing American Football?

Philip Masters

Do you really want to see Pintsize pegging a football player on screen? (No, okay, please don't answer that.)

Philip Masters

Never would have clocked pintsize as a top.

Dylan T

Haha! Classic Ferrari!

Lightsabr2

It seems like she was referring to the AI fetish community on social media, not necessarily in Northampton. But considering they now have at least two AI bars in town, I wouldn't be surprised if that scene had expanded somewhat as well. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4638

BookBeard

he's come so far since he launched that roomba into orbit.

Ace of Hearts

I think he's just... sexual.

Stephen Wells

After Pintsize explains pegging, she's going to finally realise what she was looking for, and she's going to complete a throuple with Elliot and Clinton :) it will be adorable and extremely bi.

Stephen Wells

By Philip K Diiiiiiiiiiick.

Stephen Wells

Well, it was a smaller target.

Stephen Wells

Pintsize FOUNDED that community :)

Stephen Wells

I read that Heinlein novel!

Michael Steamweed

Whole some? No. Some hole? Yes.

Michael Steamweed

His brother is Physbert Edwards. We call him Phys Ed.

Michael Steamweed

That's just how it is. We don't make the rules.

Michael Steamweed

09Klr650

That begs the question if his strapon is USB compatible (the answer is yes)

Bagge

She's going to turn up as one of Pintsize's clients :)

Stephen Wells

The blonde robot who wanted a third arm and might eventually get a prehensile tail and who Faye and Bubbles couldn't stop telling their innermost thoughts to got 4 non-consecutive appearances but not a name. Is she/ are they a recurring character? Only time will tell. First appearance : https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5002 Last appearance : https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5012

Mark

Why not both?

I am a Banana

Is pintsize becoming the reliable, well rounded character now? Madness!

Cley Faye

"Pint Size?", "Nah, full quart!"

Granite

I think he's moved onto black holes now.

enchantedsleeper

Give him enough time, and another trip to Internet Jerry.

enchantedsleeper

I bet that this is a thing in the QC-verse and Hanners had one on the space station :D

enchantedsleeper

The question is, why did pintsize meet the football player off screen?

Robert Malmgren

Now there are some throwbacks! RIP Dr. Mandibles - we hardly knew ye

Matthew Rose

Wow, the font in that comic is so different xD Also, I love how Faye just sends Pintsize flying.

enchantedsleeper

Also, remember when Roko and Beeps said the AI fetish community was having a field day with their accidentally suggestive poster? xD I wonder if Pintsize is in that community now... (Headcanon: Pintsize obtained the poster with the "censor bar" Hanners added and it's on his wall xD)

enchantedsleeper

Oh, that's probably also what Tall Momo wanted to do.

Bill Silvia

I'm back! Not having access to the Patreon comments until I got paid was torture!

Bill Silvia

I'm 99% sure that this follows directly from when Faye and Bubbles had the "why DO I have a butthole, anyway?" conversation.

Stephen Wells

And panel 5. The *optimism* :)

Stephen Wells

Pintsize clearly has a great niche as a Terrible Therapist: you can tell him *anything* because you know he's heard worse. Seen worse. Thought worse. Done worse.

Stephen Wells

She has outlasted Dr Mandibles and Hatsune Micoo, there's hope :)

Stephen Wells

Assuming it was a human and not a buff football-player-looking AI? 🤔 Remember Christopher the influencer? Orrrrr maybe it was CHAD https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3225 exploring some new horizons :D

enchantedsleeper

Huh, I forgot Pintsize was getting it on with other robots this early xD Good for him

enchantedsleeper

It has a USB port where a human junk would be, which is like, *so* him. (https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4537)

enchantedsleeper

Faye actually had her hopes up xD Also, *nice*

enchantedsleeper

Ferrari is in more than one comic therefore she's a recurring character now oh no

Matthew Rose

Taking Marten out of the flat really opened the door to exploring this "friendship" more - it's working for sure.

James Walsh

It could be detatchable. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQBPgJQhQHc

David Paul

😂🤣😂🤣

Carrie

Some may feel it would not be homosexual if it is the act of pegging.

Donna Flint

Faye was suppose to be building him one at one time...

Patrick Potter

Godammit Elf, that link distracted me for two hours! Hahahaha so... thank you.

SilverbackRon

Thanks for linking that. It reminded me that I was going to use "shitdingus" in casual conversation more often.

Bartley J Drood

Ok. I needed a laugh, and you delivered, Jeph.

Joseph Bonnar

Maybe it was a very wholesome pegging? We know some hole was involved.

Stephen Wells

Still a companion AI, I see.

Michael Chui

You know when you can see the joke coming from a mile off and you still laugh at it?

Mike Rodgers

Iirc it has a USB Port there. Which is like, so him

I'm Nacho Mama

Maybe it was Ursula!

William Cole

Maybe strap isn't the right word, but I'm betting it's interchangeable.

Adam Abbott

And a safety belt!

Elf Sternberg

Sadly, the last one we saw wasn't: https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3657 I hope Melon's been keeping it fed. We know Arthur's not good with batteries.

Elf Sternberg

I appreciate the joke, but are you really expecting us to believe that when Pintsize acquired his new chassis he didn't make sure it had a dick?

Owen Kroeger

The real question is, did he ever fuck a tugboat?

William Cole

All over a dark and filthy core. Sorry, meant dank. Autocorrect.

legobil

Well all three of his casual hookups were deep, just in different ways.

legobil

Plot twist: The bottom text is actually referring to Pintsize's friend from two nights ago: Sexton Edwards. He goes by Sex Ed for short.

BookBeard

AWESOME

Onyx

I dunno, I think he used to be much rounder. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1

Rob Vary

Yes. Also, can confirm: https://gizmodo.com/sex-robots-may-literally-fuck-us-to-death-1790276123

Elf Sternberg

Now let's hope he had the same luck with shooting toast at someone

Bagge

The delivery and timing in this strip is amazing

Bagge

Aww good for him, he finally found a human who wants him to shove things into and out of their holes. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3265

BookBeard

LOL

Julie Chan

A therapin is a cross between an AI turtle and a theremin.it wanders your garden eating strawberries and going “woo-eeee-woo-wooah-eeeee!”

Holly Nelson

i like how well rounded pintsize has grown to be.

Ashley Thomas

There he is

Sean Rotter

They have most definitely met. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1829

BookBeard

Pintsize has expanded his horizons/understanding of his sexuality since this strip! https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=346 to be fair, in the next strip he says he wasn't bothered by the fact that he boinked a male robot, just that he didn't know

Chelsea

Keep in mind there's a whole backstory before comic #1 that is hinted at but that we've never seen. He was Martens companion for at least two years before the events of the comic, during which time he was his "only friend". https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2332

BookBeard

This is the QCverse, there's every chance that the strap-on itself is it's own separate sentient being.

BookBeard

Pintsize gave money to Faye with no strings attached when she needed it. Don't remember why though.

Nicolas Dao-Phan

Good to see Pintsize hasn't lost *all* his debauchery! XD

Sean Brannon

Honest. “Sports Car” is in a pickle isn’t she?

Sparky

Subtle burn.ove it

Steve Prowse

Never with a bike, though?

Amelia Lewis

At one point I went back and began from the start of the strip. I don't remember him ever being nearly that helpful to anyone.

Maurice Kessler

Well, if you mean the pegging, then no, unlike the biology they're modeled on, the pegs usually stay the same size and shape, before, during and after use.

Amelia Lewis

It's pegging if the android doesn't have neural connection to the strapping device

Alphones Armorman, suitperson

Sometimes the therapy is pegging

Elberik

I think it’s pegging as long as the strap on is doing the penetrating

Emmu Lah

For talk therapy or…?

Mat

…who need to be heard/topped

Mat

Is it pegging if Pint-size is doing it?

Matt Donaldson

THERE HE IS. the pintsize we all know and possibly love.

Hawkeye

A flexible silicone layer over hard plastic, I'd imagine.

Dean Reilly

I’ve never heard the prostate referred to as the reset button but here we are

Mat

Yes and no. He was originally supposed to do kind of a similar role for Martin.

Scott Vogel

This sounds like a good combo, actually.

Drazi

Russian Roulette with full auto fire and a full magazine.

Opus the Poet

Holesome *

Mat

You're on a roll. Well played

dcy665 .

Aaaaaand there it is. Pintsize can't be wholesome for that long.

Anthony Gaglianese

"I suppose you're wondering how I got in this situation..."

Captain Button

Also, Faye continues to have a great rack.

Doc Gumby

I read that Arthur C. Clarke novel!

Captain Button

If you can't grow your own, store bought is fine!

Grace Kieser

Pint-size has layers, it seems. Who knew?

5099 5618

Wholesome pegging!

Grace Kieser

I was influenced by another web comic. https://www.grrlpowercomic.com/

Doc Gumby

But with Russian Roulette, there's only one chamber loaded...

rhekke

I like this new side of Pintsize. But I want to know for certain that it's indeed new.

Maurice Kessler

One gentleman of my acquaintance referred to his bio-dick and his sili-dick.

Am Queue

peak modern pintsize strip

Valk

forcibly pointing the wrong way...

Am Queue

Aaaaayy

Am Queue

it’s a Russian roulette of answers

JD

my god, is this…growth?

JD

I'm a fan of Pintsize but I miss him in his old robot chassis

Kevin McCarthy

Hmm... Therapy Booty-Calls...

Yelling Bird

This is one of the most truthful comments I’ve read on Patreon.

That Blair Guy

I think we need to see this as a spin off

Maghinat

They have met, pintsize was still in his government issue chassis.

Atramors

This is so wholesome...

Diane

Well, Ferrari, it requires having a stick shift.

Timothy Roller

Not to be confused with Peggling him.

Timothy Roller

Probably just between the 3rd and 4th panels.

awgiedawgie

the problem with asking Pintsize a question is that he'll answer it.

Sleepy John

I have often said that I'm glad to live in a world where there are hygenic toys and body-safe lubricants that reaching in and pressing the reset button is a reasonably safe activity.

Elf Sternberg

I would add Veronica, but I’m not sure Pintsize and Veronica have ever met. That’s probably a good thing.

Miyaa

Pegging can be quite therapeutic.

Sean Kinlin

No, Pintsize... go on. _I_ know what pegging is, I want to know what _you_ think it is.

Thomas Baxter

Somewhere in the future, I’m expecting Pintsize & Aurelia sharing notes on how best to listen & advise their companions on their problems and safe pegging procedures.

Miyaa

Good one! The old pintsize is back

Ash359

Nah, I left it here because I didn't want to post both, and Flementine gives her name in 5180, not 5179. Thanks, though.

Elf Sternberg

That's the special lube he was using.

Michael Steamweed

A lady?? This is Faye we're talking about here! *immediately gets pummeled into last week by Faye

Michael Steamweed

But does he still want to fuck a tugboat? It's a shame he can't go to Canada. Ol' Boaty would probably like the attention.

Elf Sternberg

I love Pintsize's expression in panel 4!

Sean Kinlin

Because we all know Jeph is totally gonna keep her. :D

Michael Steamweed

There is a record scratch in that silent panel *somewhere* in there. XD

Joe Bocanegra

Pintsize knows well the long-game.

Michael Steamweed

Well, we've seen him with the toaster, and pans were nearby for that...

Captain Button

I can't tell if your extra 'r' is deliberate or not. I like to think it is. It's a "Grrl" kind of 'r'-trilling in pronouncing her name. :D

Michael Steamweed

I think he was restricted to whatever Internet Jerry had on-hand. Or on-van. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4546

Elf Sternberg

Dammit Pintsize! Don't you know about confidentiality rules?!? You gonna get your ass kicked by the Therapists Guild! (it's like the thieves guild which doesn't allow anyone else to do thievin' in their territory. but in this case it's the therapists guild and they don't allow anyone else to do therapin' in their turf.)

Michael Steamweed

Ha! I do like this.

John Fiala

Not to be confused with Bicorn.

Captain Button

Off by one.

Damian

Actually Pintsize is reflecting the sex worker/twink role in a pretty standard way. Lots of lonely guys out there.

SpookyPenguin

Pintsize is delighted with whatever you have in your pants. Even if it's a surprise. Maybe especially if it's a surprise!

Elf Sternberg

Sportscar has some great energy!

Typherix

Interestingly it's not unheard of for penis-havers to use strap-ons! I used to use one before my bottom surgery, but there are other reasons too (wanting a larger or smaller size, for example, or an interesting shape)

Violet Moon

We've seen him naked! https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4685 Also, he explains to Claire: "And the USB port where a human's junk would be is just, like, so ME!" https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4537

Elf Sternberg

But has the metal dick and balls Faye made for him been retrofitted for USB? (And if it isn't USB-C does he have the eternal problem of getting it the right way up?)

Captain Button

"Would you like to know more?"

Dave Van Domelen

I mean, we kinda saw this coming with Flementine, didn't we? Pintsize has been helping people deal with their kinks, because he knows that doing so freaks out Faye: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5180 Liz: "Is this wacky or normal?" Claire: "It's rude! He's wearing my dress!"

Elf Sternberg

Bi-con

Joel Bateman

Bi icon Pintsize

Violet Moon

Unlike May or Roko we never found out exactly what his current chasis has. Didn't he get it off some random internet seller?

ValdVin

Ah, of course. How could I forget?

Yonatan Zunger

I am thinking pan, but I guess we'll see.

Paul Higdon

Ferrarri is curious! Go, Ferrrarri!

Doc Gumby

Pintsize knew spending 2-3 days setting up a Rule of Three would be worth it

Fred Owlneck Jones

A USB Port: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4685

Elf Sternberg

That silent panel made me laugh so hard, perfection.

Anton

Why is Ferrari suddenly one of my top 5 favorite characters?

Armcannon Productions

This is because Marten is gone and he has no one to advise regularly.

Taigan

Or he was phrasing it as what she would do for better context. He is a giver after all.

Steve McSheffrey

Faye made him a big veiny dick, remember? Before his body upgrade. He probably still uses it, but it's too big for his pants

Jamieson

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

David Durant

By this time tomorrow will Ferrari have been introduced to puppy play?

ValdVin

I am surprised Pintsize would need a strap-on. I thought his chassis would come with all the standard / non-standard / never imagined equipment pre-installed.

Ola Rozenfeld

A lady doesn’t peg and tell

KingAtticus

I can be two things.

Tannerbot

Jaywalking, Arson and Murder will leave you in a sticky mess, in a bit of a jam.

Jason Wotzko

I need Pintsize's phone number, stat!

Elf Sternberg

You can take the Pintsize out of the goblin (chassis), but you can't take the goblin out of the Pintsize.

Orion Rhine

I like the new Pintsize.

Andrew Mitchell

Although "pegging" now makes me quite curious about what kind of robot genitals Pintsize *does* have on his new body.

Yonatan Zunger

Now there's the Pintsize "redemption" arc I was expecting!!!

nirev

So does this mean pint size is pansexual or bisexual?

Michael

I don't beleeeeeive you. I think Pintsize has been asexual all along. He just likes messing with people's heads.

David Durant

Pintsizes' butt makes "truck backing up noises" when he withdraws

Jamieson

of course she knows what pegging is. the real question is how many she's pegged

LH

He looks so SINCERE it's messing with my head

Jennifer Doyle

Ahh. There it is.

Aaron Brewer

The follow up was even better than I had hoped.

Yonatan Zunger

Pintsize's redemption arc? Smells fishy

Jason Wotzko

Yay pegging!

Errol Lobo

And you thought you had him pegged

Magic Chopstick Games

Gotta love character growth 😂

Ali

This is like the inverse of Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking.

It's Lina