The Girl Of Your Dreams
Added 2025-01-13 01:05:42 +0000 UTCmostly butts
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"Cowboy boners"
Clifton Royston
2025-01-16 05:06:52 +0000 UTCBubbles didn't want it permanently deleted. I imagine it's easier to do regular computer stuff like deleting a file compared to more complex actions.
Bill Silvia
2025-01-15 09:57:12 +0000 UTCI was thinking an assistant for Veronica
Bill Silvia
2025-01-15 09:55:58 +0000 UTCI think she realized the Firemen were probably sweaty and needed a break.
Bill Silvia
2025-01-15 09:54:44 +0000 UTCI loved their interaction 💖
SilverbackRon
2025-01-15 07:46:25 +0000 UTCI.... fuck, that *was* thirty years ago.
Am Queue
2025-01-15 02:41:33 +0000 UTC@Maxwell: I got that reference
Sean Kinlin
2025-01-14 03:26:37 +0000 UTCThere’s nothing more miserable than a job working with your own family.
Miyaa
2025-01-13 22:25:00 +0000 UTCThe firemen are currently working overtime in LA... D:
Leak
2025-01-13 20:01:50 +0000 UTCIris already has a full-time job worshiping Willow :)
PsychOut
2025-01-13 19:55:06 +0000 UTCI was miserable with a job, too, but at least I knew I'd be able to pay my bills.
Matt Pedone
2025-01-13 19:07:02 +0000 UTCI was looking for a job and then I found a job, and heaven knows I'm miserable now
Maxwell Black
2025-01-13 18:38:20 +0000 UTCWell, once Smaug did a leveraged buyout....
Captain Button
2025-01-13 16:59:20 +0000 UTCAt the optometrist, perhaps?
BobC
2025-01-13 16:45:44 +0000 UTCI seem to recall Hanners had moved from Firemen to Cowboys at some point ?
Ísabel Pirsic
2025-01-13 15:53:33 +0000 UTCThe urge to respond to friends complaining about their jobs with, "At least you have a job" can be overwhelming at times, but I usually just keep it to myself, be supportive, and wallow in the misery of my failure on my own time.
Matt Pedone
2025-01-13 15:03:24 +0000 UTCThat seems like a really harsh policy for a clothing company. I had no idea Old Navy was so draconian.
BookBeard
2025-01-13 14:58:27 +0000 UTCActually as I recall it wasn't even one of the options they were offered, but after getting his memory wiped there was an accident or something and they lost track of him. He was programmed for community service so he ended up joining the order of monks. The episode was called "Passing Through Gethsemane".
BookBeard
2025-01-13 14:51:34 +0000 UTCSounds like the old Navy saying: "Liberty will be restricted until morale improves."
allanfranta
2025-01-13 14:18:30 +0000 UTCOne usually hears that in a delivery room, same context?
allanfranta
2025-01-13 14:14:13 +0000 UTCI'm guessing that's as far as she could get Ayo to dial it back from "Super Ultra Mega Triple-Infinity Best Friend" https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5131
BookBeard
2025-01-13 14:07:18 +0000 UTCIf Iris ever moves out on her own (or Willow flakes on her), she could start collecting those old demotivational posters from like thirty years ago (remember those?), "ironically".
Amelia Lewis
2025-01-13 13:36:50 +0000 UTCThat was an episode of Babylon 5. Only they weren't forced to be a monk, it was one of the few things that people with erased personalities could do.
Opus the Poet
2025-01-13 10:49:07 +0000 UTCI think Iris doesn't know humans can't edit our subconscious, that's why they're SUB consciousness.
Opus the Poet
2025-01-13 10:33:31 +0000 UTCMotivational speaker Iris: "Go and achieve your dreams. I will be right behind you. I have a knife. I have many knives. Go fast enough, far enough, maybe I won't catch up with you."
Stephen Wells
2025-01-13 10:26:33 +0000 UTCThat's how Iris covers her share of the rent.
David Paul
2025-01-13 09:22:21 +0000 UTCLiz has a PhD in being annoying
Bagge
2025-01-13 08:53:09 +0000 UTCReminds me of the consistent lore in the Dragon Age game series where if you could not pass the mage test you could essentially lose your personality but keep your spells.
Miyaa
2025-01-13 08:49:35 +0000 UTCShe DOES get results!
enchantedsleeper
2025-01-13 07:48:23 +0000 UTCIt was done to Bubbles accidentally by Corpse Witch, so it is possible for one AI to do it to another (without needing to be at Yay's level), but I expect it would be very hard to do on yourself. (After all, Bubbles had to resort to asking Corpse Witch to partition her memories - she didn't want to delete them, but that suggests she couldn't do anything with them on her own). Also, it's probably reaaally inadvisable to fuck around inside another AI's memory like that.
enchantedsleeper
2025-01-13 07:47:25 +0000 UTCOh yeah, the taco place closed because of the blood.
Stephen Wells
2025-01-13 07:44:00 +0000 UTCIris could probably make bank on OnlyFans (or the QC equivalent, but we've established the QC universe does have Patreon), and she wouldn't even have to show skin. She could just record herself criticising people. Can you believe Iris' friends and housemates get access to that for free, ALL the time??
enchantedsleeper
2025-01-13 07:43:17 +0000 UTCI think Pintsize would still take 1st prize, but Liz would be second x3
enchantedsleeper
2025-01-13 07:34:46 +0000 UTCThere might be something wrong with me, but as an ex-child prodigy (I didn't start as high as Liz but I didn't fall so far either) I found this SMBC strip strangely comforting. https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/point
Mark
2025-01-13 07:18:15 +0000 UTCNice.
Mark
2025-01-13 06:49:31 +0000 UTCProbably not Sven. She's demonstrably immune to his charms/”come hither” look. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1078
Mark
2025-01-13 06:43:24 +0000 UTCHannelore allows 'bestie' :-)
Bagge
2025-01-13 06:09:12 +0000 UTCI would ABSOLUTELY pay to have Iris scold and insult me We need to ditch the fake AI chat bots and get the real thing so Iris can be real and hate me 🥺
Fart Captor
2025-01-13 05:44:38 +0000 UTCAlso Tony Shalhoub, Harrison Ford and of course Mr. Clean. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=634 https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=723 https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1141
BookBeard
2025-01-13 05:31:02 +0000 UTCSome of the firemen might look suspiciously like Sven.
Jax
2025-01-13 05:10:54 +0000 UTCIt's at least 50% firemen.
Jax
2025-01-13 05:10:25 +0000 UTC"In 1953 the pressure the become the first to climb to the summit of Mount Everest was huge. Somebody already did that. Two guys. That means you can't be the first up there and neither can I. Your expectations and reality need to see eye to eye, or close enough for a good shouting match. Failure to make that adjustment doesn't make you motivated or goal oriented, it just makes you a jerk who wastes a lot of time and energy." *It was at this point the speaker remembered that there was no lighter in any pocket because smoking was not allowed in the hotel convention center. Time to huff summer tea and think about that paycheck.*
Thomas Halpin
2025-01-13 04:54:36 +0000 UTCI greatly appreciate seeing a Van down by the river joke 🤣
Zak Reichle
2025-01-13 04:14:44 +0000 UTCI can't imagine how clean Hennelore's subconscious is.
Yelling Bird
2025-01-13 04:11:26 +0000 UTCIris is fully dilated...
BobC
2025-01-13 03:39:10 +0000 UTCShe remains the big, cranky blueberry of my dreams. (Sorry, Iris, but my subconscious is protected by fair use.)
William Cole
2025-01-13 02:59:54 +0000 UTCI think we all know who took 1st prize. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5267 https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5309
BookBeard
2025-01-13 02:37:08 +0000 UTCIlana: Possibly "Babylon 5" where it was called "Death Of Personality." In print SF, the idea comes up in "The Second Trip" by Robert Silverberg and "Downbelow Station" by CJ Cherryh. And doubtless other places, I am sure.
Captain Button
2025-01-13 02:35:10 +0000 UTCI mean, it really takes a lot of the pressure off.
Andrew Denton
2025-01-13 02:34:05 +0000 UTCNot easily. If AI could simply delete stuff from their own heads, Bubbles would never have gone to Corpse Witch for "help". https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3376
BookBeard
2025-01-13 02:28:57 +0000 UTCThere was some movie or tv show where the punishment for like murder is that you get your memory erased and forced to live like as a monk doing community service. Can't remember what it was
Ilana
2025-01-13 02:28:56 +0000 UTCNomadic vanlife would be an amazing fit for her! But then she's not be able to see Willow or Ayo easily, and that would be sad
Grace Kieser
2025-01-13 02:27:59 +0000 UTCI doubt it— if they could, why would Bubbles have gone to Corpsewitch?
Dr. Otter
2025-01-13 02:27:09 +0000 UTCIris speaking from her own experiences, I'm sure.
voyager-ngc5195
2025-01-13 02:24:52 +0000 UTCI think since they don't understand how AI consciousness really works, just that it does, that's probably not possible. Multiple characters have said that AI and organic brains think essentially the same way
Grace Kieser
2025-01-13 02:24:04 +0000 UTCYou jest, but her unorthodox motivational technique did wonders for Liz. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5315 https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5316
BookBeard
2025-01-13 02:22:12 +0000 UTCHer motivation style suits people with a degredation kink
Grace Kieser
2025-01-13 02:21:06 +0000 UTCHer qualifications: 3rd prize in being annoying
Euan Troup
2025-01-13 02:18:48 +0000 UTCAyo came to kick ass and pull shots.
Sean Kinlin
2025-01-13 02:16:15 +0000 UTCI would absolutely read "I can't do it and neither can you." 🤔
Zak Reichle
2025-01-13 02:16:10 +0000 UTCMore like a demotivational speaker.
Sean Kinlin
2025-01-13 02:15:22 +0000 UTCHey you! Smarten up that scruffy subconscious!
SpookyPenguin
2025-01-13 02:11:20 +0000 UTC"I'm Iris and this is Overcoming Toxic Positivity."
ValdVin
2025-01-13 02:07:18 +0000 UTCIris is so cute ngl
Nicholas Lopez
2025-01-13 02:06:55 +0000 UTCShlubconscious!
Creeperkry
2025-01-13 02:05:32 +0000 UTCI think Iris is directing that comment to Ayo.
SilverbackRon
2025-01-13 01:55:00 +0000 UTCButts Disease is never gone, it's only ever sleeping, waiting for that perfect moment to reemerge.
MoonieKitten
2025-01-13 01:51:56 +0000 UTCEverybody's subconscious is disgusting.
Ben R
2025-01-13 01:50:19 +0000 UTCshe can bang pans together inches from my head to wake me up anytime
runrin
2025-01-13 01:38:30 +0000 UTCi want to be bullied into being motivated by iris
runrin
2025-01-13 01:36:29 +0000 UTCyes, the butts require much "research"
LH
2025-01-13 01:34:55 +0000 UTCBut there is hope, thorough research...
Captain Button
2025-01-13 01:32:50 +0000 UTCMaybe Tilly* could recommend a personal assistant intern for Iris? * Or Taffy
Captain Button
2025-01-13 01:32:10 +0000 UTC"My speechmaking will continue until morale improves."
Michael Steamweed
2025-01-13 01:31:42 +0000 UTCThere are some potent potential hijinks in that! Add in Steve, and you've got some shenanigans a-comin'!
Michael Steamweed
2025-01-13 01:31:10 +0000 UTCI’m surprised they didn’t do for May as part of her past sentence.
Miyaa
2025-01-13 01:20:29 +0000 UTCIris’s perfect job would be… being an assistant for Liz! And a spy for Hannelore van Swartzpunkt!
Miyaa
2025-01-13 01:18:39 +0000 UTCDo AnthroPCs have the ability to delete things from their subconscious? (Yay could do it, but won't.)
Captain Button
2025-01-13 01:17:59 +0000 UTCIris's motivational speaker platform: "If morale doesn't improve I'll be coming back to give you another speech. Do you want that? I didn't think so."
Captain Button
2025-01-13 01:16:52 +0000 UTCShe would motivate me to leave the room.
Doc Gumby
2025-01-13 01:15:41 +0000 UTCIt never went away.
Everett Bradshaw
2025-01-13 01:14:08 +0000 UTCIris' van by the river speech will be intensely personal.
Devin Gates
2025-01-13 01:12:50 +0000 UTCHooray for boooOOH-beeeeeeeees!
Melissa Wilson
2025-01-13 01:10:19 +0000 UTCButts, firefighters, policeman and Mr. Clean
Krestus
2025-01-13 01:10:10 +0000 UTCIris refuses to be in anyone’s dreams except Willow’s.
Taigan
2025-01-13 01:10:05 +0000 UTCIris is the living embodiment of the mortifying ordeal of being known
KingAtticus
2025-01-13 01:10:04 +0000 UTCIs butts disease back?
Tabetha Rosenberg
2025-01-13 01:09:57 +0000 UTCI love Iris.
Ashlyn Crowe
2025-01-13 01:09:43 +0000 UTCHey, I've been writing that book, too!
Brian Yaras
2025-01-13 01:09:36 +0000 UTCGiven what Ayo has confessed to, Iris is wise. She may want a shower.
Tannerbot
2025-01-13 01:09:21 +0000 UTCButts and boobies. Don’t forget the precious boobies!
JMK
2025-01-13 01:08:40 +0000 UTCI guess with an ice pick she could probably do that.
Jose Alfredo Villalobos
2025-01-13 01:08:34 +0000 UTC
