Physical Conditioning
Added 2024-11-20 03:04:01 +0000 UTC
my ass and hips are SO SORE from yoga this morning lmao I feel you Mar-bear
That's #4691, the one I posted accidentally. Also, Emmett is they/them.
BookBeard
2024-11-24 14:54:38 +0000 UTC
I remember a post where Bubbles sees Emmett completely encased in their hoodie, and wishes she had one in which to hide herself. Anyone have a reference number?
alphanor
2024-11-24 10:32:04 +0000 UTC
Cold/cool water also helps flatten down the hair's cuticle, like how cool water helps close up skin pores. Conditioner and then cool water is very helpful for hair after previous scrubbing and warm water with shampoo!
Watson
2024-11-22 04:41:50 +0000 UTC
Conditioner helps the hair's cuticle flatten down, thus leading to smoother, less tangled hair.
The glaze for your hair would be some brands of cheaper hair products which essentially add a wax layer to make it look shiny like apples in the grocery store. Conditioner is not necessary for hair at the root since your natural scalp oils generally keep it nice and smooth and shiny, but conditioner is useful for the longer lengths of hair.
Watson
2024-11-22 04:38:07 +0000 UTC
I'm loving Momos new look.
If not for the speech box, I'd believe she was human.
Which I think is a conversation she'd love to hash out with Hannelore or Roko. She's loved reading about A.I. history, so the idea of her subconsciously trying to look human is a neat little idea.
Maybe a comic or two where someone mistakes her for a human, and it gets her thinking.
Michael Opinante
2024-11-22 00:26:45 +0000 UTC
Started with Momo[0].
Ursus Ridens
2024-11-21 19:46:48 +0000 UTC
She's a computer though, so she might have started counting at zero.
BookBeard
2024-11-21 19:44:15 +0000 UTC
Thank you for minimizing my chronic pain. 😒
Melissa
2024-11-21 18:17:30 +0000 UTC
Same!
SilverbackRon
2024-11-21 17:23:48 +0000 UTC
@Ursus It would actually be Momo[3], as this is her third chassis.
SilverbackRon
2024-11-21 17:06:03 +0000 UTC
I don't think I'd noticed that she got a flesh-toned chassis.
Marc Ducharme
2024-11-21 14:16:02 +0000 UTC
Have you seen a cocktai umbrella? One is not enough. I’m imagining multiples. Also, make sure they are not made of paper.
legobil
2024-11-21 11:00:18 +0000 UTC
I thought I was replying to BookBeard.
Also, BookBeard, May's tijubas are front and center a couple cartoons later. She's writing with a pen, and then Jeph clearly shows her storing the pen in her cleavage. It remains until the end. Cute.
dcy665 .
2024-11-21 10:01:04 +0000 UTC
Thank you so much. I would have taken a long time to find it.
You perform a necessary service, and you do it well
dcy665 .
2024-11-21 09:53:15 +0000 UTC
"Tall Momo" as she got a new chassis around when Marigold got her new house.
Stephen Wells
2024-11-21 08:29:16 +0000 UTC
If Dale is the cool BF I think he is, he never lets the house run out of Diet Dr. Pepper.
ValdVin
2024-11-21 02:21:55 +0000 UTC
I have not seen this error (USA, Win10 laptop, Firefox).
ValdVin
2024-11-21 02:19:40 +0000 UTC
Shower water goes like, -everywhere- though. Seems like it would be easier to eat donuts in a bath.
Shawn Spencer
2024-11-21 02:13:49 +0000 UTC
Golly, I forgot about Momo's electrical-discharge capability. Let's hope that her current chassis still has something like that.
Ursus Ridens
2024-11-21 01:12:28 +0000 UTC
Gah. I'll never be able to eat a Tibetan dumpling again.
Ursus Ridens
2024-11-21 00:12:12 +0000 UTC
Wait -- that's _Momo_?? Momo[2], I guess..
Ursus Ridens
2024-11-21 00:10:53 +0000 UTC
came right up to the comic for me
Joe
2024-11-20 23:38:49 +0000 UTC
Same here, no comic, just a forum page, and the link to the main comic page just goes back to the forum page.
Opus the Poet
2024-11-20 22:29:25 +0000 UTC
Now I just want donuts. Though, to be fair, I always want donuts.
Alex Ives
2024-11-20 22:08:08 +0000 UTC
A cocktail umbrella for each donut.
prettydragoon
2024-11-20 21:54:34 +0000 UTC
Me too.
Ian MacLean
2024-11-20 21:09:36 +0000 UTC
Jeph, do you know that https://questionablecontent.net/ is going to a forum page instead of the daily comic? It’s been a couple of days now.
Thomas Beckett
2024-11-20 21:01:53 +0000 UTC
I agree, Melissa. I have two artificial hips and now my shoulders are going, yoga gives me panic mode too.
Doc Gumby
2024-11-20 18:55:30 +0000 UTC
Momo's expression in panel two is *chef's kiss*
Doc Gumby
2024-11-20 18:53:33 +0000 UTC
I do yoga via Apple Fitness+ and if a particular pose or movement is beyond me, I just don't do it. Jessica Skye still smiles at me regardless. (I'll know that AI is getting out of hand when she starts frowning at me and going, "Come on, I know that you can hold downward facing dog longer than that.")
Halloween Jack
2024-11-20 17:02:10 +0000 UTC
Elliot could make an absolute fortune on Doughnly Fans...
BookBeard
2024-11-20 16:59:51 +0000 UTC
Doesn't fit the Burger Oni persona? But how else is she to display her vast power if not by attending pathetic human yoga classes!?
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4620
BookBeard
2024-11-20 16:51:53 +0000 UTC
"I'm too inflexible/hurt/scarred to do Yoga" is like saying "I'm too dirty to take a shower"
Every (good) Yoga instructor will tell you if you do 10% of the pose correctly, you're getting 100% of the benefit.
John Smutko
2024-11-20 16:08:09 +0000 UTC
A shame Marigold, May, and Momo weren’t invited.
Andrea Andrew
2024-11-20 15:53:14 +0000 UTC
both is good dot gif
Pejo
2024-11-20 15:09:12 +0000 UTC
I had the same question - was the suggestion to stream the yoga or the shower? I don't think yoga would fit the Burger Oni persona, but eating donuts in the shower certainly would! I guess the critical question is, would the filters work on someone in a shower? :^)
Christopher Beer
2024-11-20 15:06:31 +0000 UTC
I thought that was achieved by buying one three sizes too big?
JCfromNC
2024-11-20 14:23:15 +0000 UTC
Eating baked goods while showering would be some, um, interesting content. Not sure if Burger Oni is on the sorts of services that would be permitted on, though.
JCfromNC
2024-11-20 14:22:14 +0000 UTC
If you're doing yoga but it still feels bad after many sessions, please consider two things, no idea if they apply to you: #1 a different yoga instructor #2 not eating added sugar most days. For me and *some* family members, added sugars make us ache, probably due to extra inflammation. I am much less creaky, now that I avoid it.
Paul Johnson
2024-11-20 14:07:27 +0000 UTC
With bursitis in both hips, scarring from a torn performing, and arthritic SI joints, the thought of yoga sends me into full Panic Mode.
Melissa
2024-11-20 13:55:10 +0000 UTC
BookBeard, that's a strip that's significant for another reason 😁 like this one https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2262
Miyaa, I condition my hair because I usually like wearing it with a bit of length (ignore the photo) but look like a dandelion without something to hold it down.
Mark
2024-11-20 13:47:15 +0000 UTC
Slogan: "Do you want to bread me?"
Michael Steamweed
2024-11-20 13:42:55 +0000 UTC
Let's have both. It's the only way to be sure.
Michael Steamweed
2024-11-20 13:37:47 +0000 UTC
Tall Momo!
Ace of Hearts
2024-11-20 10:34:00 +0000 UTC
Roko is her main benefactor in this pursuit.
David Paul
2024-11-20 10:23:25 +0000 UTC
YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1460
David Paul
2024-11-20 10:19:46 +0000 UTC
Kind of defeats the purpose of the shower. Unless she got an umbrella specifically for the donuts.
David Paul
2024-11-20 10:12:08 +0000 UTC
May! May! May!
Chris Warren
2024-11-20 09:54:04 +0000 UTC
Also good for meeting firefighters, apparently.
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3605
BookBeard
2024-11-20 09:36:05 +0000 UTC
And Momo also. Partly because I could see the new version of Momo just saying "Ah, to hell with it" and dragging both Sven and May into her bedroom :)
Stephen Wells
2024-11-20 09:30:50 +0000 UTC
How had I forgotten that the background of one panel literally turns into melons 😆
enchantedsleeper
2024-11-20 09:26:20 +0000 UTC
Have we seen Momo and Dora interact significantly? 🤔
enchantedsleeper
2024-11-20 09:24:45 +0000 UTC
I've wondered if this is something like ageing for AI. In her last body, Momo used to spend time with Sam, and they were pretty much on a level. But it's hard to imagine present Momo hanging out with Sam.
enchantedsleeper
2024-11-20 09:23:09 +0000 UTC
It detangles hair. Depending on what your hair is like it can be very useful
enchantedsleeper
2024-11-20 09:20:10 +0000 UTC
Significant Other 😂
Inahc
2024-11-20 08:45:55 +0000 UTC
Superior officer?
Duncan
2024-11-20 08:22:15 +0000 UTC
Doughnly fans
Duncan
2024-11-20 08:21:20 +0000 UTC
She takes an umbrella
Duncan
2024-11-20 08:18:37 +0000 UTC
May, are you suggesting to stream the yoga, the showering, or both?
Ste Saunders
2024-11-20 08:18:13 +0000 UTC
I genuinely enjoyed my workouts at the rehab hospital, probably because I was getting back to being able to do shit.
Opus the Poet
2024-11-20 07:48:04 +0000 UTC
Glazed hold together better with fewer crumbs.
Opus the Poet
2024-11-20 07:46:01 +0000 UTC
Grumps gonna grump.
Opus the Poet
2024-11-20 07:44:35 +0000 UTC
I will be spending the rest of today thinking about Tall Momo with short hair and a sweater. Dang.
Stephen Wells
2024-11-20 07:39:58 +0000 UTC
Mom-o
BookBeard
2024-11-20 07:31:38 +0000 UTC
Oops, transposed the last two digits. That's what I get for posting at 2am.
BookBeard
2024-11-20 07:25:09 +0000 UTC
Jeph really needs to have a hoodie big enough to hide yourself in as a merch option.
Miyaa
2024-11-20 07:21:16 +0000 UTC
SNIFF
SNOOF
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4829
BookBeard
2024-11-20 07:19:55 +0000 UTC
Momo looks like a mom in that sweater! “Hi sweetie! How was yoga!” :-)
Anders Rapp
2024-11-20 07:19:26 +0000 UTC
There are definitely yoga schools with that idea too!
mathw
2024-11-20 07:13:48 +0000 UTC
Ah the old "I'm feeling positive emotions but I'm embarrassed to express them" grumps. Classic Marigold.
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4691
Edit: Dangit, wrong link lol
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4619
BookBeard
2024-11-20 07:12:25 +0000 UTC
I do not understand the purpose or need for conditioner. It’s like a glaze for your hair I guess.
Miyaa
2024-11-20 07:11:57 +0000 UTC
The "Tall Momo" chassis first appeared back around the time we first saw Mari's new house, but May's tijubas are in that one too so it's easy to miss.
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5051
BookBeard
2024-11-20 07:00:38 +0000 UTC
First appearance of Tall Momo:
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5051
BookBeard
2024-11-20 06:56:33 +0000 UTC
I was so distracted by May's bazongas, I completely missed Momo's new chassis! She's adorable!
A Dark Planet, Lit By No Sun
2024-11-20 06:47:00 +0000 UTC
I didn't literally forget her yabbos, I just wanted to mention them because they're righteous.
A Dark Planet, Lit By No Sun
2024-11-20 06:45:41 +0000 UTC
the boob ratio in this page is about 50/50 for fairly large breasts vs pretty small. ~<3
Mitsuki Ayane
2024-11-20 06:36:28 +0000 UTC
And leave nothing for Cosmo to clean up? Rude.
legobil
2024-11-20 06:21:12 +0000 UTC
I have missed Momo! So good to see her again. I think we only got a brief tease of her new chassis after the house purchase, then we haven't seen her for a very long time.
SilverbackRon
2024-11-20 06:18:43 +0000 UTC
They were her number one requirement in a new body. She got her money's worth, IMHO.
SilverbackRon
2024-11-20 06:17:17 +0000 UTC
Hah! 🤣🤣
legobil
2024-11-20 06:16:50 +0000 UTC
Donuts IN THE SHOWER? What.
legobil
2024-11-20 06:16:10 +0000 UTC
Ow
Sparky
2024-11-20 05:48:00 +0000 UTC
Tall Momo!
Bagge
2024-11-20 05:43:30 +0000 UTC
In the Questionverse they don't have Twitch, so maybe they allow 18+ streams?
Grace Kieser
2024-11-20 05:26:00 +0000 UTC
She got her new new body when Marigold bought the house
Grace Kieser
2024-11-20 05:22:48 +0000 UTC
You just keep them out of the water and eat them as normal. Then you can rinse off the crumbs on your boobs!
Grace Kieser
2024-11-20 05:21:28 +0000 UTC
SHORT HAIR MOMO!
Thisguy
2024-11-20 05:19:22 +0000 UTC
I was thinking she's much taller. She's moved from anime kid into MILF territory
PixelThis
2024-11-20 05:12:43 +0000 UTC
There are other platforms, Bill. One famous one starts with "O".
Carl Fink
2024-11-20 05:07:34 +0000 UTC
She's not allowed to have a bomb rack. She's on a list.
Bill Silvia
2024-11-20 05:00:03 +0000 UTC
Baked goods in the shower? Sounds like Roko taking some ‘me’ time!
Andrew
2024-11-20 04:49:57 +0000 UTC
I am really hoping that Hannelore and May get into a conversation about Svenn.
Alan
2024-11-20 04:43:48 +0000 UTC
If my experience with all forms of exercise is any indicator, the answer to "when will she start enjoying it or at least stop hating it" is "never, that is literally impossible".
However, it is possible to reach a state of "I hate this, but I understand I need to keep doing it because it's good for me, so I will put up with it". :P
James A. Whitney
2024-11-20 04:35:26 +0000 UTC
Probably the best way to eat powdered sugar donuts, I'd imagine.
Ian Dunbar
2024-11-20 04:33:04 +0000 UTC
More appropriate for her Only Fans
Todd Ellner
2024-11-20 04:23:12 +0000 UTC
You think yoga sucks. Find a real Taiji teacher, one who knows how to generate real whole-body power with it. Your everything will hurt BEFORE you start moving. Sit in a chair with your butt tucked under you and your back straight. Except there's no chair...... [ The motto of the school i attend is "agony and tedium"]
Todd Ellner
2024-11-20 04:21:14 +0000 UTC
Luckily, we get yo have both!
William Cole
2024-11-20 04:19:54 +0000 UTC
Now I want a coffee shower.
William Cole
2024-11-20 04:19:12 +0000 UTC
There’s my favorite big titty ai
DP23
2024-11-20 04:03:15 +0000 UTC
Messily, then cleanly
Dilemma01
2024-11-20 03:59:44 +0000 UTC
I can't tell which I love more: robot in a cozy turtleneck or robot in a crop top
Chelsea
2024-11-20 03:59:11 +0000 UTC
How do you even eat donuts while showering?
Shawn Spencer
2024-11-20 03:53:08 +0000 UTC
Maybe she'll take a coffee shower to go with the donuts. She can probably afford a coffee shower at this point.
Sean Kinlin
2024-11-20 03:50:19 +0000 UTC
Did Momo get a new body or am i crazy?
Jon
2024-11-20 03:43:20 +0000 UTC
It reminds me of a cross between Hannelore and Dora hair styles - both women who Momo deeply respects.
rhekke
2024-11-20 03:40:12 +0000 UTC
I don't do yoga, per se. I often do Downward Dog, however, but that's just because I have bad knees.
Czarzhan
2024-11-20 03:39:02 +0000 UTC
Marigold's livestreaming of her shower-and-donuts would garner lots and lots of views! Looking forward to Mr. Jacques posting that here. :D
Michael Steamweed
2024-11-20 03:33:06 +0000 UTC
Omg Momo’s HAIR I love it
Morgan Byrd
2024-11-20 03:26:08 +0000 UTC
Strangely, it was less painful for Marigold.
alphanor
2024-11-20 03:24:45 +0000 UTC
Richard Hittleman would be proud.
Doc Gumby
2024-11-20 03:22:51 +0000 UTC
Her triangle pose used to resemble a tesseract, that was a weird couple of weeks.
Dean Reilly
2024-11-20 03:20:51 +0000 UTC
If you forget those, you are doing something very wrong. You are negating May's very existence!
alphanor
2024-11-20 03:20:44 +0000 UTC
Took *three* years for my body to learn that weightlifting could be fun. I definitely wouldn't have stuck with it if my SO wasn't both hot and good at teaching.
Inahc
2024-11-20 03:20:36 +0000 UTC
I would love to get back into yoga!
Vilinda
2024-11-20 03:18:11 +0000 UTC
Yeeeeessss I've missed these goobers! Especially May and Momo 😁
Kurist Zero
2024-11-20 03:17:37 +0000 UTC
Tall Momo in this sweater is peak character design I love her so much
Ashbury Haight
2024-11-20 03:16:51 +0000 UTC
Yes! Tall Momo! I really like her current iteration. I hope she stays with this body for a while.
Orion Rhine
2024-11-20 03:14:55 +0000 UTC
All purpose conditioner.
alphanor
2024-11-20 03:14:47 +0000 UTC
Mmm, donutstream...
voyager-ngc5195
2024-11-20 03:14:43 +0000 UTC
donitos... genius
Kai
2024-11-20 03:13:58 +0000 UTC
Are donitos from the maker of nachitos
E
2024-11-20 03:12:33 +0000 UTC
That would get her kicked off Twitch, May.
Bill Silvia
2024-11-20 03:12:25 +0000 UTC
You forget? I don't know if you and I can be friends.
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4341
ValdVin
2024-11-20 03:12:23 +0000 UTC
They're always a pleasant surprise.
Doc Gumby
2024-11-20 03:12:22 +0000 UTC
Huh. I guess didn’t realize it was possible that they had not burned into everyone else’s retinas, too…
Melissa Wilson
2024-11-20 03:11:00 +0000 UTC
She has a bomb rack!
Shawn K. Younkin
2024-11-20 03:08:24 +0000 UTC
No, she went to the store, bought a bottle of conditioner, brought it home, and threw it at May's head.
Rich Holmes
2024-11-20 03:08:22 +0000 UTC
I'm glad I don't have to deal with yoga. I'm too damn old.
Yelling Bird
2024-11-20 03:07:39 +0000 UTC
I always forget May's tits...
A Dark Planet, Lit By No Sun
2024-11-20 03:07:34 +0000 UTC
I think Marigold just enjoys being cantankerous
Grace Kieser
2024-11-20 03:07:33 +0000 UTC
Great donut debate time redux: Do powdered or glazed clog up your shower drain more?
I've rinsed a fair amount of confectioners' sugar down my kitchen drain over the years with no ill effect.
ValdVin
2024-11-20 03:07:22 +0000 UTC
being bad at yoga on the daily ftw
Brendan Luster
2024-11-20 03:06:53 +0000 UTC
Cute hair Momo
Shey
2024-11-20 03:06:37 +0000 UTC
The conditioner is Dale's.
Doc Gumby
2024-11-20 03:06:29 +0000 UTC