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Anh Is The Problematic Friend

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Anh Is The Problematic Friend

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Todd Ellner

"zygote poker".....do you write for the bloodhound gang?

joe velsher

As a straight guy I've never gotten that. If they're lesbians I would be wasting my time hitting on them. There are plenty of straight women who are into the Old Zygote Poker. Seems like a better investment of time and energy

Todd Ellner

Pft. Like straight men don't try to shove themselves at lesbians all the time.

Grumpy Bird

Maybe it's just Anhrousal?

enchantedsleeper

We don't know when they met - it doesn't necessarily have to be college. Maybe their families are friends. Maybe they went to primary/elementary school together (or even nursery school). Maybe they met in a bar brawl and hit it off. The possibilities are endless xD

enchantedsleeper

She seems like the kind of person who'd be ride-or-die for a friend, yes :D (Emphasis on the "or die")

enchantedsleeper

You're welcome to her, gay people, predatory vertical pupils and all

Todd Ellner

Good point re Beatrice E-C, although I believe she predates Corpse Witch.

OldGoat

Strong agree.

fx_in_mind

Well she's Tai's bridesmaid, so she must have some redeeming qualities. I imagine she is very good at getting revenge on behalf of her squad.

fx_in_mind

Marten has a chill aura, Hanners is dripping with nice girl vibes and I believe Marigolds melons are described as powerful, maybe soothing…?

legobil

Snek eyes you ssssay?

Brando

I actually met someone who did that for a living, although she had a job procuring art for a legal firm. Which for some reason had a big art collection.

enchantedsleeper

I thought that was Marigold('s boobs)

enchantedsleeper

....similar facial features? I don't see it personally but I also don't see the resemblance to Willow or Faye.

enchantedsleeper

I hate Anh, but also I LOVE Anh!

Gabriel Burns

@Miyaa, it still might be. Maybe around 2034 when we've gotten to the first winter in Cubetown, or am I being too optimistic?

Clifton Royston

Yes, IIRC I've known a couple of Anhs.

Clifton Royston

I just thought she's Vietnamese?

The Queer Art Pagan

Statistically there are enough heterosexual people in the world that we have to meet one from time to time even in QC :)

Stephen Wells

The most shocking part here is Anh apparently having no experience with women. Is she not Tai's friend from college? Is she the token heterosexual of her social group?

Solomon Garland

I'd be more amused at Ahn as a character if she wasn't someone who enjoys consciously and deliberately being a piece of shit.

Am Queue

Happy endings for all!

Bagge

It is? Sorry, I need to go study... for... science, or something

Bagge

There is that hypothetical clone she worried about...

Bagge

As we know, Hanners is very powerful.

William Cole

Yeah, "Anh" is a Vietnamese name, not an alternative spelling of "Ann," and not anything for you to be enraged about.

Rob Vary

Just spent half an hour reading backwards from that link & got all the way to the War Ladle! Life well spent! :)

Darren Franzen

At least one of her parents is also an Ellicott-Chatham.

Diptych

are you all talking about the woman with REMARKABLY similar facial features to Tai?? who was one of her bridesmaids?? could it be, I dunno, HER SISTER??

Joe

As a biodiversity nerd, you don't need to tell me twice!

Clarence the Liar

can confirm

Joe

yeah, asking Dora that would be something of a faux pas

Lucas Werkmeister

I annoy all my friends with my casual bigotry towards golf courses and the horrors they inflict upon biodiversity.

AlexKorobeiniki

Disgusting. Just disgusting. A sign of the deep moral decay taking hold of this generation... I mean, who in the hell LIKES GOLF?? jk, I'm a polyamorous grey-ace with your same opinion towards sexual activities, but not golf—unless I can fuck around trying to get the ball past the windmill for a few hours, that is.

Clarence the Liar

Hannelore is just an heiress so she's not "the" Ellicott-Chatham yet.

prettydragoon

Begging your pardon, but why would you assume that it's a misspelling of Ann, rather than a word from another culture and language?

Diptych

Loving Anh's snake eyes

dcy665 .

But Anh has never previously felt the need to experience either. How's she supposed to tell them apart?

Philip Masters

Hannelore is so good she recalibrated more than just the heiressdar in Anh…

Comics Ladybird

I mean I'm sure pretty much everyone at the wedding has seen Tai naked. I'm almost surprised she didn't insist on getting married Betazoid-style. The other way around is probably a smaller number though. Maybe not MUCH smaller, but smaller

Violet Moon

Same for asexuals, especially sex positive or kinky ones who lack the attraction but still do it for fun (like paintballing or golf or such, it's an activity I like sharing with friends)

Sezoxeufu

Nah, she didn't ask how to become a TERF.

Jane the Inscrutable

NOOOOO- Please no!! Anh is just too corrosive a person.

alphanor

I'd forgotten that one!

Elf Sternberg

New sexuality just dropped: FlexeroCompetitive

Rapto

@Grace, was that assertion pre- or post-arm-in-yak Hanners? If the former, sexy shirtless firemen could well be back on the table

Magic Chopstick Games

She’s not all bad. We know that she has a romantic streak; she just doesn’t want to be involved in the romance herself.

Philip Masters

We can escalate it.

Lorelei

I suspect that Anh is simply confusing envy with erotic love. Perfectly understandable; she’s probably never felt either before.

Philip Masters

https://www.thebump.com/b/anh-baby-name

Philip Masters

If that’s true, it’s because this comic is mostly short of really evil people, not because Anh is literally Hitler. (Also, you’re forgetting Hanners’s mother, who is evil enough that Hanners actually noticed.)

Philip Masters

Yep, Ahn is a Vietnamese name.

Jennifer De Lurio

Also Dora's.

Hugh Eckert

I've been assuming that it's a name (maybe Southeast Asian?) that only coincidentally looks like a Western one. I worked with a guy named Anhtuan once. He was from Vietnam, so it *might* have been derived from French, IDK.

Hugh Eckert

shit, I can't find it... did I forget to actually post that? I was sure I had made a comment about those two being a thing which also couldn't be a thing because Hanners doesn't do touching. ~<3

Mitsuki Ayane

Anh is the most evil person we've seen since Corpse Witch. With any luck she'll do something to attract Yay's disciplinary attention. (If Yay wants to, they'll come up with some good reason.)

OldGoat

Oh, um, wait, no... that would be sociopathy. Nevermind.

Photon

If only there were a form of neurodiversity that would make me *less* sensitive to other people's opinions. I'd sign up for that!

Photon

Family name is everything to the likes of Anh. Shallow as she is, you could wade the ocean of her soul but only the soles of your shoes would get wet.

OldGoat

My headcanon would probably be that she has a degree in Art History and has snagged a job at an auction house. Not too stressful, genuinely interesting, gives her something to talk about at parties - and the effortlessly superior mannerisms go down very well with the customers.

Philip Masters

kind of like an Ahnk, right?

Kattandra

Why should she threaten them? She knows that she's richer than them and that they don't take her too seriously, they know she's richer than them and don't sweat it - playing social dominance games at them would be like punching a toddler. And hanging out with other attractive women probably attracts plenty of men into the vicinity, who Tai and Dora don't want, so she gets her pick. And from their point of view, she's entertaining (and I'm sure she buys her full share of the cocktails). It's a win-win.

Philip Masters

Nah. Anh has exactly as much self-knowledge as she wants and needs. She knows when she's being a bitch, knows when she's been outclassed, and treats those two imposters just the same.

Philip Masters

I did not even register that that might be how it's pronounced. My brain defaulted to pronouncing it kinda like "Ah", but with an n on the end.

James A. Whitney

Reptile eyes, anyway. When Hanners breaks her heart (accidentally, natch), Anh will launch into a long, painful Start of Darkness arc and eventually emerge as a supervillain with a distinct (and classically racist) Dragon Lady vibe. (Yes, I do spend far too much time on TV Tropes. Why do you ask?)

Philip Masters

I cannot explain why I am randomly enraged by this spelling of Ann... I guess I am an old...

Colleen Dewis

That seems to be her parents' companies' identification. And for Anh, Hanners must be identified by her corporate association.

Philip Masters

There is something very fitting about being able to buy breast forms on Amazon.

Sean Kinlin

But this is Northampton, so...

Ursus Ridens

As long as it's not a brother named "Sybok," I'm prepared for a secret sibling.

Maurice Kessler

Now I'm imagining a gay male version of Hannelore...

Steve McSheffrey

Friends with "an" Ellicott-Chatham? Hanners has siblings?

PixelThis

Their honeymoon will have been adapted from a play - you'll be able to tell 'cause the plot all happens in one room at a time!

Diptych

So, on their honeymoon they’ll escape to a Victorian cottage in the country, complete with a hanging cactus? Sooo romantic (don’t go in the cellar!)

Holly Nelson

If I know any plot involving the government, nothing is secure — especially a vault.

Miyaa

See, I thought the enemies to lovers trope would be applied to Liz and Hannelore Von Schwartzpunkt. Eventually.

Miyaa

I'm impressed by how determined everyone is to have the other bridesmaid be an existing character xD Before that it was Willow...

enchantedsleeper

I guess there was partial agreement? But anyway, I'm here for wherever this goes I'm not sure if we'll see Anh beyond the wedding, but I hope she's here to stay. We'll get at least a year's worth of strips out of the wedding day anyway :D

enchantedsleeper

Marten can't you see, you're just not the guy for me -

enchantedsleeper

What part of this strip specifically confirmed that for you? xD

enchantedsleeper

*they!

enchantedsleeper

@ellafine Or in general - I would definitely be wearing at least a light necklace with a formal dress 😅 Only Faye gets to wear one after Jeph added it in Edit: Oh, and Tai's mum

enchantedsleeper

We had some orange/red trees in the shot where Moray and Liz drove off: https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5402

enchantedsleeper

I thought they were still in summer

Grace Kieser

No, conversion therapy usually discourages the homosexuality. With shame!

Grace Kieser

Potential? It's a whole genre!

Grace Kieser

Perfection, chef's kiss, *mwuah*

casey harding

Hanh Yolo

Pete

Hanlanhore... wait. Don't pronounce second 'h' 😬

Duncan

Hannelanh

Duncan

The Government had to confine her to The Secure Vault.

Captain Button

Let's not give Jeph TOO much to do.

Doc Gumby

Yes ofc. But that could in turn be related to Marten ”flower pits” Reeds own deodorant..!

legobil

i am delighted

Boots McGoot

They will have been living together for twenty years before they realise they were dating.

Stephen Wells

Hanners' Aura of Wholesomeness is a distinct but similar phenomenon. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4646

BookBeard

Force equals mass times Ahn-cceleration

Clarence the Liar

Is that the same mechanism as Martens Chill Aura?

legobil

High voltage!

Diptych

Hanners need do nothing with Anh -- the huge cloud of Zen surrounding Hanners will suck her in.

Michael Voorhis

TOTALLY CLITS OF THE HEART Edited to add: I don't know WHY I'm so tickled by this one but I'm still giggling proudly

Stephen Wells

Yeah I still want to hear if Brun and Millefuille figured out whether they're dating.

Clifton Royston

A year from now the story culminates when Hanners finally gets to play matchmaker by setting up Ahn with Evil Clone Hanners. https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1662

BookBeard

Thank you for sharing that with us, Elizabeth. It's always delightful to hear about a relationship that's so solid.

Clifton Royston

I liked all of them because all of them are good!

Clarence the Liar

Oh Hanners, sweet as honey. Let’s hope she can unproblemify Anh!

legobil

Bet Marigold's watching so intently her popcorn is ice cold in the microwave.

Clarence the Liar

Yeah and no one is wearing any jewelry with their strapless dresses/tops. It's starting to really bug me

djellafine

Tai's face in the last panel *chef's kiss*

djellafine

Anhelore

Noodz

i think we skipped a step

Blake Manor

Next wedding: Anh and Hannelore.

Chris Warren

To be honest, everyone is in love with Hanners

Noodz

"How do I become a lesbian?" "We're showing you!"

enchantedsleeper

😂😂😂 Time for one of the others to materialise straps on their dress

enchantedsleeper

We've now had multiple characters (Emmett, Bubbles, and now Veronica) looking off to one side at something unknown. Maybe there's a unicorn just out of shot.

enchantedsleeper

Their blushes xD

enchantedsleeper

Tai and Dora are getting the special package (wedding party inclusion) because they're old friends

enchantedsleeper

I can do you one better! WHY IS EMILY

enchantedsleeper

Other bridesmaid: maybe this will be a teaching moment Bridesmaid, Tai & Dora: nope, never mind, she's just horny still

enchantedsleeper

When did you say that xD

enchantedsleeper

🤣🤣🤣 SOULMATES!!

enchantedsleeper

I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE ISSSS I WANT YOU TO SHOW MEEEE

SpookyPenguin

Tai's face in the last panel says "You ask me that every other week, Anh, and do you ever follow through? You do not."

Clifton Royston

Blast from the past!

Clifton Royston

Or perhaps she's suffering from Anhnui.

Clifton Royston

This is amazing. With all of these wedding strips, Jeph has yanked my expectations out from under me repeatedly, I have no idea where any of this is headed, and I love it.

Clifton Royston

They also happen to be Jeph's favorite kind, IIRC, so ... who knows?

SilverbackRon

Anh is running an entire enemies to lovers to tragic separation yuri arc and hanners notices none of it.

Stephen Wells

I do not remember this strip. Oh no.

Miyaa

I love high strung wedding drama

Ace of Hearts

"Teach me to become a lesbian" has porn plot potential

Bagge

Less nay sayers, more Dorothy L. Sayers!

Diptych

Hanhers? Cmon, it was right there. 😅🥰

legobil

Not every bi or pan person realizes they are until they take some steps beyond the social norm they were following. It's always fun helping folks figure themselves out IME.

Carrie

🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢😅 IDC, you all figure out the relationship name.

Carrie

There is a "secret" master document.

Carrie

Hanners has also seen Tai naked. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1611

BookBeard

Being a multi class is very wonderful. It makes for so many great conversations and more!

Carrie

Sitting in her kitchen eating cereal. Homemade cereal. She can't tell you what's in it because the government swore her to secrecy again.

BookBeard

In my region, if you are not going to leave it more than 200 kilometers away they tend to be the cheapest option that actually has insurance etc. I have driven many many u-haul for people and a few times for myself. 😅 They're even cheaper if you bring it back to the rental location, even if leaving your car parked there on the inside of the fence.

Carrie

Now everyone 🚢Anh & Hanners 🤘🙂🤘😅

Carrie

I'm pretty sure you also have to find a mentor. But mentors are often willing, and if you pass the final test, the mentor gets a toaster! (If you got that joke, please remember to take your cholesterol meds tonight.)

Elf Sternberg

My words of the week were "allogamy" (I was hoping it was something filthy, but nah, it's just a botany thing) and "abrosexual" (someone who's sexual orientation changes over the course of their life).

Elf Sternberg

"You must travel to Lesbos and bathe in the sacred spring under a new moon. Then wait 6-8 weeks for your certificate to arrive in the mail."

William Cole

HA! take that nay sayers! she was being blatantly awful on purpose, and bonus I was even right about where this was going to go (not that it will go there, Hanners isn't interested) ~<3

Mitsuki Ayane

Definitely (b). Possibly also (a).

William Cole

Extremely same!

William Cole

Hanners has thought a lot about it, but maybe things have changed since the yakking: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1141

Elf Sternberg

So, Brain...just like every night?

Drazi

I do kinda love the randomness of the Veronica sighting.

Elf Sternberg

Haanh

Uniquitous

Well, we know both Dora and Martin have seen Tai naked. "If memory serves me right," Martin chaperoned when Tai had her clit hood pierced.

Elf Sternberg

Anh is gonna need a cowboy hat and a fire hose

Uniquitous

Prestige classes are so tricky to figure out

Uniquitous

Anhers

Dissociated Women Incorporated

Anh's got snake eyes. Don't trust snake eyes.

Zain Redding

Dunno! All we know is she's one of Tai's bridesmaids. We hadn't met Anh before either, so presumably we'll be introduced to Purple here properly eventually.

Diptych

They're new to me too. Aridoamerica is a gorgeous part of the world!

Diptych

Now I want a year long storyline with Anh more and more overtly trying to flirt with Hanners while Hanners is all Fren! <3

Bagge

Pass on congratulations to your wife!

Diptych

But 2017 is only tw- thr- f-...

Diptych

"They say you are what you eat, nudge nudge wink wink" So Anh could probably use some Cool ranch doritos, Chili, and maybe a can of Mello Yello. Or, you know, maybe some classes about Introspection and the foundational principles of Buddhism, you know, something to take the edge off. If she managed any of that, all she would need to do afterward would be to hit the gym and join her local volunteer firehouse.

Thomas Halpin

@World Famous: sounds like Tai forgot the early "bits" as well

Mad Marie

@Claudia: *ARE

Mad Marie

Hanhelore

Mad Marie

Anhvy

Mad Marie

My question exactly

Mad Marie

What's that high pitched whistle in the distance? It's the clue for Anh hitting the first traces of atmosphere.

Emma Humphries

I love this so much

Dana Inperson

That can't be... (notices "Copyright 2003-2017" in the corner) woah.

Mark Eichin

Hanners is just so cute that she transcends orientation. Understandable.

Xionwalker

Can't say from experience, but I'm reasonably sure there are a couple of extra steps involved...

David Paul

Ah, sad to hear it, have a friend group that used to his electric forest ever year

AlexKorobeiniki

Almost two thousand strips actually. Roughly 7.5 years ago. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3474

BookBeard

Man, how awesome would that be to just be able to swap your orientation on the fly? Just “huh, I won’t what that’s like, lemme see”

AlexKorobeiniki

Oh God, how long has it been since she's worn that? It's gotta be at least a thousand strips.

Alex Mullenix

Electric Forest is somewhat overrated

Spot & Tabbie

I always think it's weird when I see people reply to shippers to, like, clarify that they prefer a different ship, I guess? I'm just not sure what the goal is.

Lorelei

yeah all this drama is fun but my question is WHERE IS EMILY

Blake Manor

Sorry, folks, but Svennelore is bashert.

Ursus Ridens

A common misconception. It's just called "U-Haul Rentals for Dummies"

Eric Sieck

First you have to attend this music festival in Michigan...

Sean Kinlin

Thank you for the word "neurosexual", another term new to me. (The other one I ran into today was "Aridoamerica", which, I suspect, is unrelated.)

Ursus Ridens

Delivers it by the snootful.

Sean Kinlin

Is bisexual multiclassing? Polyamorous bisexual certainly is.

Sean Kinlin

My wife is sticking to a haircut, a wardrobe change, and some Amazon breast forms in a mastectomy bra for now, but yes. That is how one typically resolves the "I wish I had been born a lesbian" dilemma.

Elizabeth Rosenzweig

this could be the time for some reflection and growth babes

JD

She's all you want, and you've waited for so long?

Sean Kinlin

Yep. You’re right. Then who the heck is this woman?

Populuxe

I don't know. There's an uncomfortable high number of potential pre-apocalypse plot threads in QC. Perhaps Anh will become the spark that ignites them all at once?

Pete

But to be fair, she’s a real professional. She always delivers the snooty.

Populuxe

Anhalore? Hannelanh? (Alas, neither of those terms sing to me.)

Ursus Ridens

Is that how conversion therapy works??

Ursus Ridens

So many bare shoulders for an autumn day in New England.

Doc Gumby

disastrous fake dating between Sven and Anh with Hanners chaperoning leading to a messy polycule? sign me the heck up

Logan Nix

yeah i think the most accurate descriptions of hanners' sexual label is "we don't know yet"

Logan Nix

god same i miss Brun so much ;_;

Logan Nix

I just think of Moe from The Simpsons asking “Is it true that if I kill you, I become you?”

Chris Weigert

@Claudia: *they

Logan Nix

enemies to lovers speedrun? i dont think hanners is into ladies though

Logan Nix

Poor Marten. Seen more female genitalia than an average day of a gynecologist.

Miyaa

Well this is just the *fastest* tsundere whiplash yet.

Lightsabr2

Anh, I think that might be envy… not love. It’s…. Not the same thing. Although I suppose both can be experienced obsessively…

Katrina Urmson

Using a U-haul would be bonus points but they’re expensive to rent.

Miyaa

I love how Anh is yet another problematic friend who is bound to be wrapped up in the friendship cocoon and become yet another BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY. 🦋

Sandra Karolus-Mikhael

Ahn: Doraaa! Hanners outmaneuvered meee! Dora: Not sure what you expect me to do about that... https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5086

BookBeard

This sent me down a rabbit hole. This comic had gone on too long for me to remember the early bits.

The World Famous Chocomerican

It's truly transcendent to be in hanners' position and find out after the fact. There are few better feelings than learning that someone you've never met before was being a huge ass to you and literally not having clocked it because you'd never in a million years assume that someone would act that way to a stranger.

Llian

Any moving van? I thought it was specifically a U-Haul.

T.

"Lesbianism for Dummies" isn't out yet

Commodore_Perry

Yeah, Anh seems a lot nicer when she's actually human. I imagine she's only friends with Tai/Dora because they saw her flub and realized that she wasn't actually super threatening. (Also I'm currious how Ahn+Hannelore turns out.)

Davus Otho

I figure it's one of two things: a) she might not be clear on her parents' present arrangement, and she's picturing a thriving, growing dynasty b) she might think of these names as for designer labels, so you're always an "a" even if you're the only one

Nicolas Demers

pain.

runrin

"Do I need to go to Greece to officially register, or is it like an online thing now?"

Sammitch

listen i enjoy every QC strip but i full on belly laughed for like 3 minutes at the last panel, bravo

bear

You have to take a course. Otherwise they don’t let you do it.

Magic Beans

Her last (brief) appearance was at the bar with Renee and Dan. About 3.5 years ago real time, a few months in QC time. https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4510

BookBeard

She does have external armour, though! She used to wear it all the time but she switched over to civilian clothes.

Diptych

Easily. But maybe I'm biased.

joe velsher

Anh is a delightful train wreck friend.

Cory Thorp

Danger Hanners, Danger!

MikeT

TOXIC YURI ARC, TOXIC YURI ARC

Em Dah

there's always a wedding for her to be snooty at; you have to book her months in advance and at great expense

David Jackson

a while ago i checked and it was over 2 years. last we saw her was when she and mille went on that adorable date together after brun slept on mille's butt. i've been shipping them hard since.

runrin

I'm thinking Barbarian due to a lack of reliance on external armor.

Alex Mullenix

Sleater-Kinney reuniting at least took the pressure off a little.

Diptych

Y'all have been hating on Anh, but I love her. Disaster characters are so fun.

Alex Mullenix

Don't even get me started on the annual continuing education requirements. If KD Lang or the Indigo Girls aren't touring nearby you're screwed.

Alex Mullenix

I wonder what Anh does when she’s not being snooty at other peoples weddings? She doesn’t give me the impression she has any profession or interests beyond being an heiress.

Holly Nelson

I don't think Sven can challenge her enough, honestly. Like, maybe he can, but it wouldn't be disastrous lesbian drama, so it's objectively not as good. wait what if we hatched sven

Lorelei

Well, obviously that's Veronica in the background.

Joseph Houk

It should be fairly straightforward for Anh to source a firefighter's helmet and a pair of red suspenders.

Dean Reilly

I mean, getting her genitals pierced in front of a coworker and then showing it to his girlfriend was apparently such a commonplace occurrence that she forgot it happened. So I'm guessing quite a few. https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2257

BookBeard

I think that's an Olympic sport.

Bill Silvia

Taiface!

David Durant

Speaking of SEEING people again; YAY? Where IS she?

Claudia D.

Australian firefighters holding puppies in casual settings?

ValdVin

Bubbles is Faye’s paladin protector right?

Miyaa

And probably hasn't slept with her, either!

Bill Silvia

She certainly likes the *idea* of strong masculine dudes. Doesn't mean she's not a-spec but that seemed at the time like hetero attraction. She definitely seems to be in the neurosexual spectrum, whether or not you consider that to override traditional labels.

Bill Silvia

She's definitely been in her comfort zone for a long while, which is amazing development for a character who was incapable of feeling comfortable, but I do think she's ready to venture out a bit more now. I just hope it's with Sven and not Anh lmao

Adarsh Nednur

The former! Autocorrect failed me again!

Grace Kieser

Yes... yes, we do.

Michael Altarriba

And a microwave.

Darcy Conaty

There was a strip years ago that joked there was an evil clone of Hannelore. Not out of the question but it didn't seem serious.

Hope Power

You should just multiclass to bisexual instead, you actually get some pretty sweet abilities. Dora can give you the full rundown. https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3790

BookBeard

@Grace Kieser: did you mean celibate or celebrate?

allanfranta

E-C is the combination of both parents' surnames.

Hope Power

At least she's asking the right person.

Doc Gumby

Her mother reverted to her pre-married name (or possibly never used both - I don't recall) but her father still uses both barrels, so there are at least two Ellicott-Chathams.

Diptych

If you're asking, you might want to try estrogen, possibly with a side of anti-androgens.

Diptych

"she just causually shrugged it off like it didn't even register" well, actually, Anh -

LH

Folks, I love you, but I'm getting a little worried about your ability to recognise and identify people. Next strip is going to feature a 6'5" Bangladeshi man with a shaved head and people are going to be commenting 'Nice to see Natasha again!' and 'Is that Marten's brother?'.

Diptych

are men allowed? (asking for a friend)

Jan Szejko

I think she's more just celibate than ace. But Jeph hasn't explicitly spelled it out, so who knows!

Grace Kieser

synchronized side-eye

LH

“An” Ellicott-Chatham? Are there Hanners siblings I am not remembering? (Or is that the name of only one of her parents). I need to re-read but the time escapes me. 😹

Jeremy

By the way, do we really want to know how many people has Tai seen naked, sexy times or non-sexy times?

Miyaa

Okay but how many people there HAS she seen naked?

Violet Moon

5 minutes "straight" ?! 🤣

LH

Oh god, has it been that long since we've seen Brun????

Bridgette Ryan

I did not see this turn and I can't stop giggling

Katie Spina

Agreed, Brun has been MIA for too long.

Jeremy

The final test would have to be getting a Subaru and a moving van and help a lesbian couple move to somewhere between Portland, Oregon and Oregon Coast.

Miyaa

That smile on Veronica's face is because she found Tai's dad.

Bridgette Ryan

It's a short course you can do online - it only takes a few weeks and at the end you get a certificate.

Diptych

Except that they are taking care of various exotic animals instead of eating cereal. First time: grooming chimps with Jane Goodall.

Miyaa

im still waiting for my old favorite character brun to return after maybe 2-3 years ;;

runrin

I for one welcome the “Ahn is genderfluid” arc that will culminate by 2028

KingAtticus

I have been laughing at "how do I become a lesbian?" for 5 minutes straight.

Paul Higdon

Hanners said she didn't like them anymore because sweaty

Grace Kieser

sorry, firemen only.

runrin

This is the twist I didn't know I needed! Can we have another week of Hannelore and Anh? Are they the new Steve eating cereal?

Grace Kieser

Anh is my new favourite character. After Yay Newfriend, of course.

Jeremy

Calling a hypochondriac "effectively asexual" is like calling a bisexual in a long term relationship with someone of the opposite sex "effectively straight".

Daryl Sawyer

Honestly, I think dating Hanners might make her less self centered, if she’s interested.

Andrea Andrew

Nope

Melissa Wilson

Anh is wondering in the last panel why she's the only one not naked.

Tom Carlson

Is that look on Veronica’s face because she just heard someone outside being called “an absolute stallion”??? Cue the Dom!

Melissa Wilson

We saw Faye in 5405. She's wearing a red dress.

Diptych

Can you test out of some of the courses?

Captain Button

My god, she's so self centered she might actually be re-aligning reality around herself.

Tannerbot

I hardly know her and I love her already

Clark Wells

Ok, question one: are you a sexy shirtless fireman?

Magic Chopstick Games

Join the club, Anh. Everyone loves Hannelore.

JMK

BTDT. She brought me cherries.

Robert

Finding out Hanelore is effectively asexual would probably just spark her competitive instincts

Taigan

First, you'll need to do at least three fetch quests for the Council of Sapphics.

voyager-ngc5195

Ah, I guess she's not related to Tai, after all. What a relief!

Olaf

LMAO, I love her. I wish her luck on becoming gay

Fart Captor

Damn, Marten's Mom has GOT it going on!

Shawn K. Younkin

i can't stress enough how hard I'm shipping this now on a serious note, Hannelore is overdue for a challenge. I don't know if this is it, but she's been very, like, unflappable lately, in a way that makes her feel more like a side character than one of our main leads. Maybe that conflict is a disastrous lesbian romance.

Lorelei

😂🤣😂🤣🌈🤘🙂🤘

Carrie

The look of the wives says it all

Vik M.

If you can beat 'em, fu- I mean join 'em.

Elberik

Who even invited her? I -think- it was some guy, um, Jeph? Jeph Jacques? Or was it his good boy Ollie?

Joseph Bonnar

Hanners the mean girl tamer?

Sorastro

Ah, so what Bubbles saw in the last comic was Anh getting “outmaneuvered” by Hannelore. Neat.

Miyaa

And the narrowing of eyes commences. Oh, yes!

Melissa Wilson

Yup. I love this problematic lady.

Vilinda

I love her already

Grace M-Thérèse

Wait, is that Faye? Yet another glow up.

Populuxe

When unstoppable Force meets an immovable object, obviously they have to kiss

Rhyon Ingalls

Oh I knew this was going to happen

R L

First, Ahn. You need to ask her out.

Andrea Andrew

Can confirm

Hope

Definitely a rational response to getting outplayed.

Jim Sharkey

step one: say that

Valk

Hey look, goblin eyes for the new lady!

Travis Young


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