jephjacques - Peer Reviewed Romance

No P-hacking the bodies!

Leak

2024-11-04 09:37:04 +0000 UTC

Rigor more this...

Leak

2024-11-04 09:30:35 +0000 UTC

No I had access from a wreck.

Opus the Poet

2024-10-13 17:26:20 +0000 UTC

Did they cut you up to count your rings too? (cf. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npcGql9Ir6Y)

Leak

2024-10-13 12:27:50 +0000 UTC

I mean, Willow is short, but calling her "so down to earth" is a bit much...

Leak

2024-10-13 12:25:36 +0000 UTC

It's funny that Faye wasn't actually right about how Sven would "woo" Hanners (given that Sven talked about going to a sketchy hole in the wall if this were a real date), but she was spot on about how Hanners would like to be wooed :D

enchantedsleeper

2024-10-13 08:16:40 +0000 UTC

You definitely could have made the last clause in Hannelore’s bubble “Double-blind date!”

will davison

2024-10-10 00:56:24 +0000 UTC

You mean you weren't talking about the AI?

Clifton Royston

2024-10-09 19:15:40 +0000 UTC

And she just said she would waive the height requirement!!!

Adarsh Nednur

2024-10-09 14:36:16 +0000 UTC

I spent the last 20 years as a professional lab rat, I was probably in at least one dating trial...

Opus the Poet

2024-10-09 09:04:49 +0000 UTC

Similar pronunciation, different spelling: rigor.

Opus the Poet

2024-10-09 09:02:47 +0000 UTC

I'm sending this thread to Food Network for a barkeep challenge.

Opus the Poet

2024-10-09 08:58:35 +0000 UTC

Chat got my back as always. Thanks all! Also, interestingly, Hannelore's been on about Sven's height w.r.t. dating since the beginning: https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1760

Pejo

2024-10-09 05:08:09 +0000 UTC

Momo? A delicious little dumpling. Not spicy enough for Sven. Oh. You were talking about the AI?

Todd Ellner

2024-10-09 02:32:13 +0000 UTC

♫ Peer-reviewed romance Low-P rendezvous ♫

ValdVin

2024-10-09 01:08:06 +0000 UTC

don't even know where to start here. @Daryl/jonesnori & yet there are any number of couples out there doing just fine when he paid for extensive plastic surgery. not buying it. @Pejo May is exceptionally kind, patient, & good at communicating in her role as Marigold's business manager. again. not buying.

Joe

2024-10-08 23:57:07 +0000 UTC

Alas. I have long clung to the illusion that all comics are hand-lettered.

Ursus Ridens

2024-10-08 22:16:13 +0000 UTC

"wait, who's funding this research anyway?" The, um. Coffee of Doom Foundation, "...helping sentients dree their weird since 2003".

Ursus Ridens

2024-10-08 22:09:14 +0000 UTC

Spellcheck is important.

Timothy Roller

2024-10-08 21:17:10 +0000 UTC

Clinical trial. So apt.

Carol Metzger

2024-10-08 20:20:29 +0000 UTC

I can see where it is, I don't know what it's supposed to mean in this context.

alphanor

2024-10-08 19:37:28 +0000 UTC

"What, never?" "Well, hardly ever."

prettydragoon

2024-10-08 17:33:33 +0000 UTC

Tai can probably get them funding: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3752

Hugh Eckert

2024-10-08 16:29:06 +0000 UTC

Good luck buddy. that's a mad rough time.

CaseyAEC

2024-10-08 16:00:45 +0000 UTC

Also how about Momo??

Anya Lienau

2024-10-08 15:51:11 +0000 UTC

What's it called when you have a flashback, except it's to something you're currently going through? Because Hanners talking about "preliminary screening leading to interviews etc" is way too similar to my current job search, and I find myself hoping she doesn't actually put anyone through that.

Matt Pedone

2024-10-08 14:20:24 +0000 UTC

Hanners and Anh having an illicit hookup together is one of the weirder possibilities :)

Stephen Wells

2024-10-08 14:09:11 +0000 UTC

I think Hanners is suggesting that she'll start evaluating Anh now for future reference.

Stephen Wells

2024-10-08 14:07:21 +0000 UTC

Last panel.

Timothy Roller

2024-10-08 13:38:01 +0000 UTC

Lightning rough?? Am I missing something? Or it just an auto-correct error?

alphanor

2024-10-08 13:32:01 +0000 UTC

That's an obvious outcome, especially given their previous 'practice' dating experience.

alphanor

2024-10-08 13:31:17 +0000 UTC

Well bulldozing past 'some other time' drops Hanners from the 'good at communicating' requirement.

Randall Norman Pick

2024-10-08 13:29:14 +0000 UTC

That's been pretty obvious since the conversation began.

alphanor

2024-10-08 13:27:44 +0000 UTC

Lightning rough.

Timothy Roller

2024-10-08 13:15:43 +0000 UTC

But, despite yak-based desensitization, is she up to smooching yet, or will she ever be? https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4048

Mark

2024-10-08 12:47:11 +0000 UTC

This is where my mind is going...

Carl Cravens

2024-10-08 12:24:07 +0000 UTC

Oh gods yes. The Greek and Roman (and most other) gods seemed to specialize in being enormous jerks. As Lord Vetinari famously said, if we really believe in the gods it should be our aim to be their moral superior. I mean was there anything, anything at all, they did which was thoughtful, fair, or kindly? If people were rewarded or compensated at all for their sufferings, generally they just got turned into constellations. "Here you go, you can be cold, bright and distant for a few billion years, just what a mortal human would wish for." No wonder there are so many stars - it’s the fault of the pagan gods. — about halfway thru Unseen Academicals, IIRC.

Holly Nelson

2024-10-08 11:52:05 +0000 UTC

Argument ends with Anh yelling "If you like him so much why don't you date him yourself" and the light bulb goes on :)

Stephen Wells

2024-10-08 10:53:23 +0000 UTC

Their date was one of, if not the cutest thing ever done.

David Paul

2024-10-08 10:51:05 +0000 UTC

According to Vonnegut's classic "Galapagos", you do not in fact want to see that.

Stephen Wells

2024-10-08 10:51:05 +0000 UTC

She sent Tilly to be her dad's assistant alongside Station: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3647 https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3929

David Paul

2024-10-08 10:38:24 +0000 UTC

Nope. That test is indeed rough Hanners wheels out mobile Tesla coil

David Paul

2024-10-08 10:28:46 +0000 UTC

AHA! This is exactly how Dick Cheney was selected to be George W. Bush's Vice President choice - by Dick Cheney!

William Burns

2024-10-08 09:59:08 +0000 UTC

hey i know someone like that!!

Boots McGoot

2024-10-08 09:39:42 +0000 UTC

Yeah, I wouldn't go to "he basically bought it", that's not really fair

enchantedsleeper

2024-10-08 08:42:26 +0000 UTC

Hanners, plz... Respect Sven's agency on this one 😅

enchantedsleeper

2024-10-08 08:41:26 +0000 UTC

Hanners also acted as Sven's confidante on the May thing (chipping in to support her new body) and gave him advice, which was a pretty big deal. He couldn't/didn't tell Dora about that one.

enchantedsleeper

2024-10-08 08:39:17 +0000 UTC

Somehow this ends up with Sven getting Hanners, Momo and May in a harem, and they're all very confused.

Stephen Wells

2024-10-08 08:21:30 +0000 UTC

FYI panel 4 has a typo, the "lightning rough" should presumably be "the lightning round"

Devinity

2024-10-08 08:00:03 +0000 UTC

(((Shudder))) Doesn't she have a handler?

Darnel D Cooper

2024-10-08 07:46:08 +0000 UTC

Go for it Hanners!

Opus the Poet

2024-10-08 07:44:11 +0000 UTC

DEFINITELY don’t want to be in the control arm for that date…..

joe velsher

2024-10-08 07:10:37 +0000 UTC

Although I expect it involves full body latex, disinfectant, and a "No Tapirs* button

Todd Ellner

2024-10-08 06:43:08 +0000 UTC

I think Hanners is Hanners and is content not to make decisions about which label to wear. She has enough on her scrupulously clean plate

Todd Ellner

2024-10-08 06:41:11 +0000 UTC

That embarrassing radio lab moment when what you thought was a strong falsetto turns out to be a soprano. Or vice versa

Todd Ellner

2024-10-08 06:22:14 +0000 UTC

I wondered why she always called me "Sugar"

Todd Ellner

2024-10-08 06:20:17 +0000 UTC

Would that be scientific rigor mortis?

Donald R Woods

2024-10-08 05:12:51 +0000 UTC

Hannelore meets those criteria...

Anya Lienau

2024-10-08 04:18:26 +0000 UTC

At the right party it's a great way to meet someone and see how they treat you when shibari is being displayed on you.

Carrie

2024-10-08 04:15:02 +0000 UTC

😂🤣😂🤣 👩‍🔬⚗️🧪is important to Hanners!

Carrie

2024-10-08 04:08:18 +0000 UTC

It's a race to see who gets to bonetown first: Hanners or Joyce?

Uniquitous

2024-10-08 04:01:03 +0000 UTC

You know, there are several points in my life where I could have used Hannelore's matchmaking skills. I'm great now though.

Yelling Bird

2024-10-08 03:52:00 +0000 UTC

I bet the sticking point will be whether to use Turbian style (Chicago with extra footnotes) or APA (avoids footnotes like it’s an STD).

Miyaa

2024-10-08 03:49:41 +0000 UTC

Second date: Mongolia. Let Hanners teach Sven how to hand milk a yak.

Miyaa

2024-10-08 03:47:43 +0000 UTC

XKCD: Oh look, it's 6 of the guys from control group B!

adrian koren

2024-10-08 03:47:23 +0000 UTC

Iris would have exploded and now Iris will need a new sexier robot model.

Miyaa

2024-10-08 03:46:19 +0000 UTC

14 years ago. That would explain why I was automatically given an AARP membership when I rechecked the capitalism box last February.

Miyaa

2024-10-08 03:45:05 +0000 UTC

I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be lightning round, but you never know with Jeph.

JCfromNC

2024-10-08 03:39:21 +0000 UTC

Willow would totally be open to a thruple, but Iris would NEVER.

Jake Robb

2024-10-08 03:35:26 +0000 UTC

SMBC?

Trip Space-Parasite

2024-10-08 03:31:06 +0000 UTC

Maybe wear a bell with the blindfold. 😁

Dean Reilly

2024-10-08 03:02:07 +0000 UTC

“Sorry hun. Turns out you are just the placebo.”

legobil

2024-10-08 02:57:57 +0000 UTC

What is a new relationship, if not, a randomized controlled trial.

legobil

2024-10-08 02:57:20 +0000 UTC

Wait. Was that an honest reply? I just don’t know…!

legobil

2024-10-08 02:55:40 +0000 UTC

Oh boy. Is Hannelore gonna interact with the sourly heiress, Anh? I can see this go at least a couple of different ways. Looking forward to it!

legobil

2024-10-08 02:54:28 +0000 UTC

I tracked down the strip starting the fake date arc! Posted only 14 short years ago. https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1752

Adarsh Nednur

2024-10-08 02:53:17 +0000 UTC

If you like placebo coladas / and getting caught in a solution that may or may not be rain...

Diptych

2024-10-08 02:44:41 +0000 UTC

I typed this bolndfolded too and it turned out OK. Eyy, only one letter off! Blondfolded could be having my hair over my eyes except I haven't been blonde for years and years.

Diptych

2024-10-08 02:41:55 +0000 UTC

And it was one of the sweetest dates I’ve ever heard of. - chef kiss -

Holly Nelson

2024-10-08 02:41:21 +0000 UTC

Well, he contributed a good chunk, anyway. Enough to make it awkward.

jonesnori

2024-10-08 02:41:00 +0000 UTC

Tai experimented with poly relationships but they didn't really suit her, and we didn't get to know her partners. Also Clinton tested the waters on Clinton/Elliot/Brun and discovered that, while Brun liked the idea of Clinton/Elliot, she didn't want to be personally involved.

Diptych

2024-10-08 02:40:17 +0000 UTC

Also they've just generally hung out! Hanners has crashed at Sven's place and such.

Diptych

2024-10-08 02:39:30 +0000 UTC

Typo on lighting “rough”, assume that should be round.

erutan

2024-10-08 02:37:34 +0000 UTC

I think the obvious answer to "who's funding this" is Cubetown, setting up a justification for moving much of the cast there.

William Cole

2024-10-08 02:33:30 +0000 UTC

Hanners has also kind of championed Sven to others, notably persuading Dora to reconcile with him when she'd cut off contact with him.

William Cole

2024-10-08 02:31:06 +0000 UTC

Hannelore is also tall.

Carl Fink

2024-10-08 02:30:01 +0000 UTC

Ace people can have sex. I was very pointedly corrected on that point in a QC comment thread.

Carl Fink

2024-10-08 02:29:04 +0000 UTC

May is good at communicating SOME things—like her lovd of scat porn.

William Cole

2024-10-08 02:24:42 +0000 UTC

'Course, the next few days of Hanners talking with Anh has all sorts of potential for dramatic tension. (Is there a pool for one or both of them to get knocked into?)

That Blair Guy

2024-10-08 02:22:52 +0000 UTC

Y'know, with Hanners' lines in the first two frames .... I kinda wonder if she's deliberately describing herself. I'm still not sure how I feel about a "Svanners" (or would that be "Hannen"?) pairing, though I do have to admit, he's been on the right track so far, treating her as a friend rather than a potential conquest.

That Blair Guy

2024-10-08 02:20:48 +0000 UTC

Although... Sven and Willow AND Iris? Have we had a relationship threesome in QC yet?

Doc Gumby

2024-10-08 02:20:09 +0000 UTC

Sven took Hanners on a “fake” date back in the day so she could experience what that was like

A Big Guy

2024-10-08 02:06:06 +0000 UTC

I did steal it from a comic but not XKCD.

Taigan

2024-10-08 02:04:16 +0000 UTC

Could someone remind me how Sven & Hannelore know each other so well? They seem a lot more familiar than just "they run around in the same circles & have some common friends/coworkers/siblings."

Pejo

2024-10-08 02:03:46 +0000 UTC

May is neither kind, nor patient, nor good at communicating lol

Pejo

2024-10-08 02:01:21 +0000 UTC

Rigger? He doesn't even KNOW 'er! (yet)

Pejo

2024-10-08 02:00:38 +0000 UTC

Scientific rigor when matchmaking is ok...unless the science in question is forensic pathology. (unless that's what you're into, I suppose)

Mad Marie

2024-10-08 01:55:37 +0000 UTC

I tpyed this bilnfdnodled andit snot akwar data ll

Mad Marie

2024-10-08 01:52:20 +0000 UTC

The problem with dating when you're a down to earth person is that it's too easy for someone to walk all over you.

Mad Marie

2024-10-08 01:49:48 +0000 UTC

^ favorite method of Zeus. (thank gods I don't live in mythological times)

Mad Marie

2024-10-08 01:48:25 +0000 UTC

Damn, forgot about Iris. You're right.

Doc Gumby

2024-10-08 01:47:49 +0000 UTC

Eh. Control boyfriends get super jealous when they find out they're not the only ones in the study.

Mad Marie

2024-10-08 01:47:44 +0000 UTC

That's the version of the reality show that's only on the radio.

Mad Marie

2024-10-08 01:45:36 +0000 UTC

But she's already in a relationship (that she doesn't know about yet)

Alcaria Swain

2024-10-08 01:44:11 +0000 UTC

I want to see those babies

Joseph McGrath

2024-10-08 01:43:48 +0000 UTC

"Hi! Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?" "Never."

Mad Marie

2024-10-08 01:42:52 +0000 UTC

One time I ordered several pina coladas in a row. Got stupid silly drunk. It was only later that I realized I had mistakenly ordered the "placebo colada" off the mocktails menu. Chalk it up to further evidence that I have control issues.

Mad Marie

2024-10-08 01:41:15 +0000 UTC

Double blind date is how I figured out I was doing kink wrong.

Bridgette Ryan

2024-10-08 01:37:54 +0000 UTC

They broke that off because he basically bought her body for her.

Daryl Sawyer

2024-10-08 01:33:19 +0000 UTC

When was Hannelore ever confirmed to be asexual? She has suffered from issues with cleanliness and the associated touch issues, but that's not the same as being ace.

Daryl Sawyer

2024-10-08 01:28:31 +0000 UTC

Should have been titled "Love is Double-Blind"

Todd Ellner

2024-10-08 01:27:22 +0000 UTC

Basically the plot to "Science Fell In Love So They Tried To Prove It".

Daryl Sawyer

2024-10-08 01:26:56 +0000 UTC

Lifted from XKCD if memory serves

Todd Ellner

2024-10-08 01:26:22 +0000 UTC

If they're waiving the height requirement I nominate Willow. She's so down to earth, some of it would have to rub off on Sven.

Doc Gumby

2024-10-08 01:26:21 +0000 UTC

Double blind date is excellent :p

SingingTurtles

2024-10-08 01:24:47 +0000 UTC

Kinda awkward if you both are blindfolded.

Alacrity Fitzhugh

2024-10-08 01:21:09 +0000 UTC

Jeph said his long term plan is "Everyone has sex, and I retire."

Todd Ellner

2024-10-08 01:17:37 +0000 UTC

Dating a scientist: “the sex was good, but we should perform more trials to be sure.” Also dating a scientist: “the sex was good, but I should try it with a control boyfriend to be sure.”

Taigan

2024-10-08 01:17:07 +0000 UTC

The lightning rough, Sven’s version of the lightning round. It involves rough sex and actual lightning

Daniel S

2024-10-08 01:17:03 +0000 UTC

I note Hanners' hand is the same altitude as Sven's... ;)

Daryk Zirkle

2024-10-08 01:15:11 +0000 UTC

Well, I was going to say to some commenters: "Hannalore is canonically asexual, so what you hope for is never going to happen". But, given the last few episodes, even I have to think "They gon' fuck".

Neil Moore

2024-10-08 01:15:01 +0000 UTC

Hannelore is rigorous.

Doc Gumby

2024-10-08 01:14:30 +0000 UTC

I mean, kind, patient and good at communicating sure sounds like Momo... It also sounds like Marten but I don't think Claire would like to share.

David Durant

2024-10-08 01:11:53 +0000 UTC

You don't get to act surprised by this Sven, you know how Hanners is.

Shawn K. Younkin

2024-10-08 01:10:56 +0000 UTC

Step 43: maroon them on the Galapagos for several generations

Andrew

2024-10-08 01:10:54 +0000 UTC

Little did Hanners recognize the Amazing Rhythm Aces as the wedding band. "Third Rate Romance" was going to throw off all their meticulous scientific findings.

ValdVin

2024-10-08 01:10:37 +0000 UTC

I went to a scientific method speed dating event. I thought I was getting on really well with one of the subjects, but they turned out to be in the control group so it was just the placebo effect. :(

Diptych

2024-10-08 01:08:49 +0000 UTC

Still love Hannalore so freaking much.

Vilinda

2024-10-08 01:07:56 +0000 UTC

"Kind, patient, and good at communicating" is definitely swinging me in one direction on the Hanners vs May pendulum. HANNERS LOOK IN A MIRROR

Adarsh Nednur

2024-10-08 01:07:16 +0000 UTC

Typo: "lightning rough"

Jeremy J Nickurak

2024-10-08 01:06:32 +0000 UTC

Funding? First date they should go Dutch.

Tudza

2024-10-08 01:06:13 +0000 UTC

Lightning rough? XD

magus424

2024-10-08 01:05:41 +0000 UTC

Doesn’t Hanners know Sven had a thing with May? Where is May!?

Andrea Andrew

2024-10-08 01:05:33 +0000 UTC

Gotta follow scientific rigger to be sure

Michael

2024-10-08 01:04:56 +0000 UTC

Peer Reviewed Romance

Comments

No P-hacking the bodies!

Rigor more this...

No I had access from a wreck.

Did they cut you up to count your rings too? (cf. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npcGql9Ir6Y)

I mean, Willow is short, but calling her "so down to earth" is a bit much...

It's funny that Faye wasn't actually right about how Sven would "woo" Hanners (given that Sven talked about going to a sketchy hole in the wall if this were a real date), but she *was* spot on about how Hanners would like to be wooed :D

You definitely could have made the last clause in Hannelore’s bubble “Double-blind date!”

You mean you weren't talking about the AI?

And she just said she would waive the height requirement!!!

I spent the last 20 years as a professional lab rat, I was probably in at least one dating trial...

Similar pronunciation, different spelling: rigor.

I'm sending this thread to Food Network for a barkeep challenge.

Chat got my back as always. Thanks all! Also, interestingly, Hannelore's been on about Sven's height w.r.t. dating since the beginning: https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1760

Momo? A delicious little dumpling. Not spicy enough for Sven. Oh. You were talking about the AI?

♫ Peer-reviewed romance Low-P rendezvous ♫

Alas. I have long clung to the illusion that all comics are hand-lettered.

"wait, who's funding this research anyway?" The, um. Coffee of Doom Foundation, "...helping sentients dree their weird since 2003".

Spellcheck is important.

Clinical trial. So apt.

I can see where it is, I don't know what it's supposed to mean in this context.

"What, never?" "Well, hardly ever."

Tai can probably get them funding: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3752

Good luck buddy. that's a mad rough time.

Also how about Momo??

What's it called when you have a flashback, except it's to something you're currently going through? Because Hanners talking about "preliminary screening leading to interviews etc" is way too similar to my current job search, and I find myself hoping she doesn't actually put anyone through that.

Hanners and Anh having an illicit hookup together is one of the weirder possibilities :)

I think Hanners is suggesting that she'll start evaluating Anh now for future reference.

Last panel.

Lightning rough?? Am I missing something? Or it just an auto-correct error?

That's an obvious outcome, especially given their previous 'practice' dating experience.

Well bulldozing past 'some other time' drops Hanners from the 'good at communicating' requirement.

That's been pretty obvious since the conversation began.

Lightning rough.

But, despite yak-based desensitization, is she up to smooching yet, or will she ever be? https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4048

This is where my mind is going...

Argument ends with Anh yelling "If you like him so much why don't you date him yourself" and the light bulb goes on :)

Their date was one of, if not the cutest thing ever done.

According to Vonnegut's classic "Galapagos", you do not in fact want to see that.

She sent Tilly to be her dad's assistant alongside Station: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3647 https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3929

Nope. That test is indeed rough *Hanners wheels out mobile Tesla coil*

AHA! This is exactly how Dick Cheney was selected to be George W. Bush's Vice President choice - by Dick Cheney!

hey i know someone like that!!

Yeah, I wouldn't go to "he basically bought it", that's not really fair

Hanners, plz... Respect Sven's agency on this one 😅

Hanners also acted as Sven's confidante on the May thing (chipping in to support her new body) and gave him advice, which was a pretty big deal. He couldn't/didn't tell Dora about that one.

Somehow this ends up with Sven getting Hanners, Momo and May in a harem, and they're all very confused.

FYI panel 4 has a typo, the "lightning rough" should presumably be "the lightning round"

(((Shudder))) Doesn't she have a handler?

Go for it Hanners!

DEFINITELY don’t want to be in the control arm for that date…..

Although I expect it involves full body latex, disinfectant, and a "No Tapirs* button

I think Hanners is Hanners and is content not to make decisions about which label to wear. She has enough on her scrupulously clean plate

That embarrassing radio lab moment when what you thought was a strong falsetto turns out to be a soprano. Or vice versa

I wondered why she always called me "Sugar"

Would that be scientific rigor mortis?

Hannelore meets those criteria...

At the right party it's a great way to meet someone and see how they treat you when shibari is being displayed on you.

😂🤣😂🤣 👩‍🔬⚗️🧪is important to Hanners!

It's a race to see who gets to bonetown first: Hanners or Joyce?

You know, there are several points in my life where I could have used Hannelore's matchmaking skills. I'm great now though.

I bet the sticking point will be whether to use Turbian style (Chicago with extra footnotes) or APA (avoids footnotes like it’s an STD).

Second date: Mongolia. Let Hanners teach Sven how to hand milk a yak.

XKCD: Oh look, it's 6 of the guys from control group B!

Iris would have exploded and now Iris will need a new sexier robot model.

14 years ago. That would explain why I was automatically given an AARP membership when I rechecked the capitalism box last February.

I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be lightning round, but you never know with Jeph.

Willow would totally be open to a thruple, but Iris would NEVER.

SMBC?

Maybe wear a bell with the blindfold. 😁

“Sorry hun. Turns out you are just the placebo.”

What is a new relationship, if not, a randomized controlled trial.

Wait. Was that an honest reply? I just don’t know…!

Oh boy. Is Hannelore gonna interact with the sourly heiress, Anh? I can see this go at least a couple of different ways. Looking forward to it!

I tracked down the strip starting the fake date arc! Posted only 14 short years ago. https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1752

If you like placebo coladas / and getting caught in a solution that may or may not be rain...

I typed this bolndfolded too and it turned out OK. Eyy, only one letter off! Blondfolded could be having my hair over my eyes except I haven't been blonde for years and years.

And it was one of the sweetest dates I’ve ever heard of. - chef kiss -

Well, he contributed a good chunk, anyway. Enough to make it awkward.

It's funny that Faye wasn't actually right about how Sven would "woo" Hanners (given that Sven talked about going to a sketchy hole in the wall if this were a real date), but she was spot on about how Hanners would like to be wooed :D

Nope. That test is indeed rough Hanners wheels out mobile Tesla coil