jephjacques - New Fetish Unlocked

Numpty is really more Scottish...

enchantedsleeper

2024-10-13 08:30:30 +0000 UTC

Trouble is, any mention of Sven puts Dora into No More Fucks To Give mode, regardless of collateral damage.

Philip Masters

2024-10-08 16:24:45 +0000 UTC

Alpha Centauri! That's always nice this time of year.

enchantedsleeper

2024-10-08 09:05:50 +0000 UTC

Hear hear!!

enchantedsleeper

2024-10-08 09:02:15 +0000 UTC

However, she and Tai managed to pick up on the subject of the conversation somehow, which is impressive if they didn't hear how it began, since the only thing the other bridesmaid is saying is "You're an heiress".

enchantedsleeper

2024-10-08 08:58:24 +0000 UTC

I'm still half-expecting Marten to get an unexpected phone call from Padma or Delilah. It's unlikely at this point, both characters are pretty far in the past for readers, and yet.... (Yeah, something like that would totally change the comic's vibe, I don't see babies happening for any of the main characters.)

That Blair Guy

2024-10-08 02:33:49 +0000 UTC

Each other.

Hugh Eckert

2024-10-07 17:43:25 +0000 UTC

Pintsize is always behaving. Mostly he's behaving badly.

Hugh Eckert

2024-10-07 17:38:59 +0000 UTC

Congrats, @Joe, you sent me to Google. But now I know what "zaftig" means.

OldGoat

2024-10-07 16:04:28 +0000 UTC

Digging the colour coordination on purple girl. Dress, hair, lipstick, none of it the same but just different enough to all work really nicely together.

Graydon Armstrong

2024-10-07 14:46:00 +0000 UTC

That is a TSW, not a TW, right?

legobil

2024-10-07 12:54:22 +0000 UTC

Sorry about that Ursus, next time I'll include a timesink warning.

Cass

2024-10-07 10:22:21 +0000 UTC

God damnit, I forgot to uncheck the box of “not participate in capitalism” again.

legobil

2024-10-07 05:24:56 +0000 UTC

Now, if only it is also available in Lego.

legobil

2024-10-07 05:01:48 +0000 UTC

Doesn't mean there's not a mouseover stuck in there somewhere!

Onyx

2024-10-07 04:58:45 +0000 UTC

An amazing one given that she can't handle close human contact. That noted, she actually went on a date with Sven a long time ago.

Jim Feldman

2024-10-07 04:14:18 +0000 UTC

In my headcannon, Pintsize's twin is an accountant for a collection of non-profits, who enjoys building model sailboats in his spare time and regularly volunteers tutoring kids in math.

Justin

2024-10-07 04:03:25 +0000 UTC

Well, that's MY new fetish now. puts robots in suggestive poses

Dallas Hicks

2024-10-07 04:02:09 +0000 UTC

In the basement? Do you have any idea what they might be doing down there?

Ursus Ridens

2024-10-07 04:00:30 +0000 UTC

It's not completely clear that Dora heard Anh's earlier comment to that involved Hannalore. She probably only heard the part about her wanting to have sex with Sven.

Justin

2024-10-07 03:59:37 +0000 UTC

Thanks for that, Cass. But do you realize that having gone to #4974, if you proceed just a few strips on you get into the arc where Liz drags Marten off in his search for coffee -- and there goes your evening? Dang.

Ursus Ridens

2024-10-07 03:57:43 +0000 UTC

We know how much Jeph likes drawing crowds!

Ursus Ridens

2024-10-07 03:49:23 +0000 UTC

I just checked and the buffer is loaded through July 5 2025.

Opus the Poet

2024-10-07 03:07:59 +0000 UTC

Absolutely bouncing on that white swan.

Diptych

2024-10-07 01:38:00 +0000 UTC

I ship Hanners and Sven! With an unexpected pregnancy resulting. How's that for a plot complication?

Thomas Beckett

2024-10-07 01:15:34 +0000 UTC

This entry is full of great expressions, not just the quartet in the foregrounds, but others (Emmett, Pintsize, Hanners, Sven, &c) too.

ValdVin

2024-10-07 00:41:44 +0000 UTC

Dora and Tai might not have heard Anh insulting Hanners if they only walked over in panel 2.

Lucas Werkmeister

2024-10-07 00:25:12 +0000 UTC

Anh I will throw hands if you don’t rephrase that

SheepFace2000

2024-10-06 23:41:13 +0000 UTC

She looks pretty normal-sized to me. I'm zaftig.

jonesnori

2024-10-06 23:30:18 +0000 UTC

It's going to be a while, last I checked the buffer was loaded to sometime in 2025.

Opus the Poet

2024-10-06 22:31:51 +0000 UTC

Or it turns out the T-Rex was Pintsize in costume all along...

Leak

2024-10-06 22:23:46 +0000 UTC

I hope Anh wakes up in bed with Pintsize. Who has filmed the encounter.

OldGoat

2024-10-06 20:52:42 +0000 UTC

I'm surprised Dora didn't defend Hanners either just " have at him"

Tatiana

2024-10-06 20:25:05 +0000 UTC

I'm mostly bothered by the fact that she would say something so mean and nasty about a friend of the brides' at their own wedding, knowing it's a small, intimate event where they were very careful and thoughtful of who to invite, only wanting the most important people to them to be there.

Green

2024-10-06 18:51:35 +0000 UTC

I'm usually not a prescriptivist, but "an" before a non-silent h can fuck right off.

Eric Sieck

2024-10-06 18:17:04 +0000 UTC

Holy shit, how did I forget that goddess-tier pun?

Eric Sieck

2024-10-06 18:16:20 +0000 UTC

I respect her lack of shame

Eric Sieck

2024-10-06 18:14:03 +0000 UTC

I think you're right. Pintesize is pretty thin. Or narrow I guess.

Andrew L Butula

2024-10-06 18:04:57 +0000 UTC

Could Yay be peering through a crack in the fence? Where ARE you, Yay?

Claudia D.

2024-10-06 17:55:12 +0000 UTC

I can't get off without the Lego T-Rex watching.

Yelling Bird

2024-10-06 17:49:33 +0000 UTC

Jealousy is an ugly color. Hope Hanners remains safe if she gets this worked up over a potential missed chance.

Cole Blackblood

2024-10-06 17:07:04 +0000 UTC

I would like to point out that in the previous comic 5410, Hanners actually did the T. Rex pose! Foreshadowing?! (No it is not)

SilverbackRon

2024-10-06 16:36:06 +0000 UTC

I know that in the past, Jeph will add friends and such from IRL into the background of many of his crowd shots. I wonder if he has snuck some of his friends into any of these wedding scenes? I like to think he has. Even if I don't know them, I like imagining him giving little shout outs to his friends, and that they recognize each other in the background. 😎

SilverbackRon

2024-10-06 16:28:04 +0000 UTC

Nah, she would still be an heiress. When either parent dies, she will inherit several metric fuck-tons of money, wealth and power.

SilverbackRon

2024-10-06 16:23:14 +0000 UTC

@Clifton Royston damn, now I wanna try that.

SilverbackRon

2024-10-06 16:21:30 +0000 UTC

As I understand it, Emmett is supposedly about 14 before the pre-wedding time jump, which doesn't look to have been very long. By that age, they should know all about sex even it they haven't done anything with that knowledge yet. Maybe that is the title of the comic and Emmett just got a fetish unlocked.

SilverbackRon

2024-10-06 16:19:48 +0000 UTC

Willow has far more pronounced eyebrows, making her stand out easily. This young lady has a vaguely similar body type however.

SilverbackRon

2024-10-06 16:14:34 +0000 UTC

Congrats to Yelling Bird! @Leak Ouch, lol

SilverbackRon

2024-10-06 16:10:27 +0000 UTC

@Philip Masters Kind of like how, in my lifetime, the Alpha Centauri star system has moved closer to us. It's still so far away that it doesn't really matter.

SilverbackRon

2024-10-06 16:07:37 +0000 UTC

Emmett is still crushing on Sam. They are just getting an earful of this story about sex between Sven and Ahn and being watched by a T. Rex. Maybe it is the closest thing to a sexy/kinky conversation they have had? They certainly seem interested in listening.

SilverbackRon

2024-10-06 16:03:22 +0000 UTC

I have seen the Hannersven ship mentioned many times. I honestly don't think it could work without huge changes to the basic makeup of Hannelore. But some kind of open non-monogamy, purely romantic relation with Hannelore allowed her space actually makes a bit of sense. Then again I think we are all just a bunch of horny people projecting, so the there is that to consider too. hahaha

SilverbackRon

2024-10-06 15:59:42 +0000 UTC

I'd say she's beyond "not-skinny". she's positively zaftig.

Joe

2024-10-06 15:15:45 +0000 UTC

I'm sure that Emmet is old enough to have learned of the basics by now. The much bigger worry will be when they're old enough to actually try it. Because Emmet.

Philip Masters

2024-10-06 14:48:54 +0000 UTC

I seem to recall Jeph saying somewhere that she was a very long way indeed from being capable of a physical relationship. I mean, she may be measurably closer now, but that's "closer", not "close".

Philip Masters

2024-10-06 14:44:52 +0000 UTC

DARK Emmett.

Joseph Bonnar

2024-10-06 14:44:27 +0000 UTC

Available from any good Lego store, I believe. Or from Amazon.

Philip Masters

2024-10-06 14:42:39 +0000 UTC

The last thing we want is Pintsize having any siblings let alone a twin.

Miyaa

2024-10-06 14:36:38 +0000 UTC

I’m more interested in how does Tai know about these two wealthy knuckleheads? Daughters of SMIF College Board of Directors?

Miyaa

2024-10-06 14:35:36 +0000 UTC

I never got the impression that Hannelore was her aversion to touch, just that she had an an aversion to touch... and that's been receding as the years went by.

Daryl Sawyer

2024-10-06 13:53:55 +0000 UTC

They are awkwardly trying to hide a boner.

Shawn K. Younkin

2024-10-06 13:16:14 +0000 UTC

Oh damn, now I'm jealous.

William Cole

2024-10-06 12:59:08 +0000 UTC

I understood that reference dot gif.

Opus the Poet

2024-10-06 12:18:55 +0000 UTC

Proof that Adam is either from some part of the former British empire, or an Anglophile.

Opus the Poet

2024-10-06 12:14:33 +0000 UTC

@Carin Maja Brooks, I can see Banners dying a virgin in spite of getting married to Sven.

Opus the Poet

2024-10-06 12:07:20 +0000 UTC

So who's the not-skinny one with the maroon hair, now that we know who Ahn is.

Opus the Poet

2024-10-06 11:59:39 +0000 UTC

After she cut her mom out of her life, Hannelore donated all her investments to charity. She doesn't get any money from her dad, as all his money goes to keeping the space station staffed and flying. Despite this, she still sees herself as having more money than she needs. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4974

Cass

2024-10-06 10:45:58 +0000 UTC

The problem isn't the Lego T-Rex, it is Dina showing up to critique it right in the middle.

Captain Button

2024-10-06 10:41:46 +0000 UTC

microwave ding "Fetisch is' fertisch!"

Leak

2024-10-06 10:23:11 +0000 UTC

Doesn't that hurt? D:

Leak

2024-10-06 10:22:03 +0000 UTC

What do you mean, Duncan? :P

David Paul

2024-10-06 10:12:23 +0000 UTC

You can thank Johannes Gutenberg, or rather William Caxton, for that - and "The invention that broke English spelling": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Syp1DVQgN_g

Leak

2024-10-06 10:11:44 +0000 UTC

She liked the look of "sexy firemen", but found them to be "kind of sweaty" up close. But then, being shoulder deep birthing a yak was certainly a change in Hanners. Overall, though, I think there is still orders of magnitude between either of those and "sexy Hanners". https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1219 https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1226 https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4053

David Paul

2024-10-06 10:09:57 +0000 UTC

Honestly yeah same. Or even just sven learning to keep it in his pants and go at someone elses pace, but i could see them doing ethical non-monogamy

Dave, Duke of Fridges

2024-10-06 09:47:21 +0000 UTC

Wriggling Dung Yak Mulcher?

Duncan

2024-10-06 09:43:28 +0000 UTC

4/5 stars on Trebuchetr

Leak

2024-10-06 09:43:26 +0000 UTC

ICWYDT

Graydon Armstrong

2024-10-06 09:36:33 +0000 UTC

Pintsize, mid-flight: "It's alright, I guess. I mean, it doesn't have the same heft as Bubbles, but..."

David Paul

2024-10-06 09:35:29 +0000 UTC

Must be his evil twin, out to ruin his reputation. Wait, that's not right...

David Paul

2024-10-06 09:31:44 +0000 UTC

Sam, and is building up the courage to ask Dora for goth tips to woo her.

Graydon Armstrong

2024-10-06 09:30:53 +0000 UTC

Not cool, Anh.

Graydon Armstrong

2024-10-06 09:28:10 +0000 UTC

Dora is saying Lego T-Rex like it's a bad thing :O

Andreas "Rowas" Lind-Sahlin

2024-10-06 09:11:00 +0000 UTC

Also "h" is weird, some "h" words still get "an" traditionally. An historian, etc. Apparently the UK is maintaining that more than the US does though, and it seems at this point neither is considered the "correct" way to do it.

Ste Saunders

2024-10-06 08:48:58 +0000 UTC

Break the rules! A nectarine and tomato salad is actually very good when they're both fresh and ripe. Great summer dish. No Hanners in it, true, but a little Lemon is OK.

Clifton Royston

2024-10-06 08:30:18 +0000 UTC

Okay,.. I'm going to say it - Pint size is BEHAVING.

Darnel D Cooper

2024-10-06 08:24:20 +0000 UTC

Dora & Tai wide-eyes as they gaze at the trebuchet. Dora: Should we test it…? Tai: Already on it. (Yells) Hey, Pintsize!

Miyaa

2024-10-06 08:21:51 +0000 UTC

Maybe one of the wedding gifts turns out to be a trebuchet?

Leak

2024-10-06 08:14:04 +0000 UTC

Why not butts?

Leak

2024-10-06 08:10:24 +0000 UTC

Anh... here... we... GO! furious hydraulic press noises

Leak

2024-10-06 08:07:39 +0000 UTC

Ohhh... I hope he does it with that Jeph Jacques guy next!

Leak

2024-10-06 08:06:48 +0000 UTC

There’s a dinobot Trex transformer, so you can have it both ways.

Shane Wegner

2024-10-06 07:49:32 +0000 UTC

You know, we’ve seen Hannelore reject her mother but not her family’s estate and the wealthy privilege that comes with that. Her dad is probably extremely very wealthy himself in a pop-science/batman/ironman sort of way. She works with Dora for the social benefit of the job and not for the additional income it brings. Am I missing some plot point where Hannelore eschews her family’s dual wealth?

Miyaa

2024-10-06 07:45:56 +0000 UTC

Yet.

Joseph Bonnar

2024-10-06 07:28:03 +0000 UTC

I am now waiting for a response caption from Willis.

Onyx

2024-10-06 07:12:41 +0000 UTC

Like the C being silent in a modern audio artform.

Charles Hirst

2024-10-06 07:04:35 +0000 UTC

Indeed ... Feels like some internalized misogyny on Anh's part, the way she completely misread Hanners as competition and instantly started bitching about her. Here's hoping she gets properly called out for it.

Daniel Blom Paulsen

2024-10-06 06:54:38 +0000 UTC

I believe that's the wall behind him, so alas, I don't think it's a backless dress. I do hope it's a dress, though, because that'd be cute AF.

Daniel Blom Paulsen

2024-10-06 06:44:02 +0000 UTC

In US English, the H is silent, so heiress does effectively start with a vowel.

Eric Rucker

2024-10-06 06:06:30 +0000 UTC

it's because the h is silent here, so it starts with a vowel sound

MultiKoopa

2024-10-06 06:04:24 +0000 UTC

I want a Lego T-Rex...

Timothy Roller

2024-10-06 05:53:10 +0000 UTC

Is it just me or should it be "a heiress" instead of "an heiress"? Like I thought that it is supposed to be "an" before any word that starts with a vowel, but maybe "h" is not counted? (Edit: It appears the comic is correct, and English grammar is weird.)

Davus Otho

2024-10-06 05:33:26 +0000 UTC

nods Damn you Willis! tips drink down throat

William Burns

2024-10-06 05:16:22 +0000 UTC

Damn you Willis for having the same brainwaves as Jeph! ~<3

Mitsuki Ayane

2024-10-06 05:09:27 +0000 UTC

I’m surprised that Pintsize has yet to be thrown out of the wedding reception yet.

Miyaa

2024-10-06 05:03:40 +0000 UTC

I think that it's something two-toned. The shading under his arm is slightly different than his arm shading, grey instead of light blue. Or my eyes are messed up.

Andrew L Butula

2024-10-06 04:44:04 +0000 UTC

Anh's gonna bang a gong.

George Bias

2024-10-06 04:42:34 +0000 UTC

@enchantedsleeper, definitely could see Sven and Hanners developing a completely romantic but sexually open relationship... and could see this circumstance being what kicks that off

Carin Maja Brooks

2024-10-06 04:28:39 +0000 UTC

I buy the idea that they're the only friends Tai has never hooked up with. I bet Anh is straight, even xD

enchantedsleeper

2024-10-06 04:05:43 +0000 UTC

Game recognises game...

enchantedsleeper

2024-10-06 04:04:23 +0000 UTC

Dra-ma dra-ma dra-ma

enchantedsleeper

2024-10-06 04:03:32 +0000 UTC

Having looked at Panel 1 again, Pintsize just walked that way and it seems likely that Emmett is watching him uneasily.

enchantedsleeper

2024-10-06 04:02:12 +0000 UTC

WDYM!! He looks super cute!

enchantedsleeper

2024-10-06 04:01:31 +0000 UTC

Well, it's possible to have aesthetic attraction to a person or people without wanting to actively bone them. That and also being ace is a spectrum - so Hanners could still be on it and want sex. I do think that going from "she hugs people now" to "having sex" is a leap, though.

enchantedsleeper

2024-10-06 04:00:28 +0000 UTC

Not sure they're crushing, they just look kind of unhappy in the corner there 🤔 (Maybe Emmett is checking out the competition and Sam is crushing on Dora)

enchantedsleeper

2024-10-06 03:58:50 +0000 UTC

I think Sven would want a sexual component to the relationship - any relationship that he was in - and that really isn't Hanners' jam, so I can't see it lasting (unless it's an open/poly relationship)

enchantedsleeper

2024-10-06 03:57:27 +0000 UTC

Hanners would be very unhappy in a fruit salad.

Bill Silvia

2024-10-06 03:48:51 +0000 UTC

That would be... Dora?

Photon

2024-10-06 03:42:56 +0000 UTC

I don't think you're getting the joke here, I have both.

SpookyPenguin

2024-10-06 03:16:45 +0000 UTC

Hannelore is an heiress, in fact. She just gave away all the money.

Carl Fink

2024-10-06 03:12:21 +0000 UTC

For the win!😁

Peter Shaw

2024-10-06 03:11:43 +0000 UTC

We know she has a paraphilia for hot firemen.

Carl Fink

2024-10-06 03:09:09 +0000 UTC

I dunno. Not a hookup, but I could see Hannelore turning out to be Sven's first actual girlfriend.

Daryl Sawyer

2024-10-06 02:58:59 +0000 UTC

Maybe an aikini? Pouch with the thong splitting in two to wrap around thighs and rejoin the front, matching the top that we can see with its loops around the armholes.

Amelia Lewis

2024-10-06 02:57:04 +0000 UTC

Gotcha. Thanks. I just couldn't tell (especially since people aren't dressed like they normally are, here, because it's a formal event)

5099 5618

2024-10-06 02:42:33 +0000 UTC

That was my first guess, except her face-shape didn't quite match

5099 5618

2024-10-06 02:41:44 +0000 UTC

I honestly have trouble thinking of a QC character less likely to try and hook up with Sven than Hanners. Bubbles, maybe.

Rob Vary

2024-10-06 02:37:14 +0000 UTC

I'm not sure she is. There's been many conversations, almost since the start of the comic, about the kind of men she finds attractive. For the longest time she couldn't contemplate doing anything about it because of her huge touch-phobia. Now she's back from her travels and actively hugging people we don't know where that might eventually lead.

David Durant

2024-10-06 02:36:07 +0000 UTC

🤣😂

Carrie

2024-10-06 02:14:36 +0000 UTC

That's a different fetish.

William Cole

2024-10-06 02:14:33 +0000 UTC

LEGO sandworm (at minifig scale) would be awesome.

William Cole

2024-10-06 02:13:46 +0000 UTC

But I think it's Rex

Michael Phillips

2024-10-06 02:12:28 +0000 UTC

A LEGO Yellow Submarine set was made, but I think it was a limited edition thing. Search EBay & be prepared to pay handsomely.

William Cole

2024-10-06 02:12:25 +0000 UTC

In my head, a Lego dinosaur has the voice of Rex from toy story. While clearly a transformers dinosaur is going to be grimlock from the 1980s transformers run. And I don't know which. I want watching me have sex less

Michael Phillips

2024-10-06 02:12:12 +0000 UTC

Maybe it's "skinny blonde" as some newfangled hair colour?

Minzoku Bokumetsu

2024-10-06 02:08:50 +0000 UTC

Need to see Pintsize's outfit plz

Chelsea

2024-10-06 02:07:43 +0000 UTC

depends on the wedding! I... am aware of fully-nude ones =o

Minzoku Bokumetsu

2024-10-06 02:06:48 +0000 UTC

I wanna say, better the LEGO T. Rex or Pintsize (any iteration thereof)?

Minzoku Bokumetsu

2024-10-06 02:05:42 +0000 UTC

Who's Emmett crushing on?

Drazi

2024-10-06 02:03:51 +0000 UTC

Wait till you find out Hanners is ace ☺️

Drazi

2024-10-06 02:03:30 +0000 UTC

🎵Do the Numpty Nump Watch me do the Numpty Nump!

Sean Kinlin

2024-10-06 01:55:12 +0000 UTC

You're engaged, Yelling Bird? Congratulations!

Creeperkry

2024-10-06 01:55:04 +0000 UTC

A T-Rex watches while you Get It On, Bang a Gong, Get It On?

Sean Kinlin

2024-10-06 01:50:53 +0000 UTC

Two points for”numpty”. Great word.

FreeReedz

2024-10-06 01:48:20 +0000 UTC

Igotthatreference.gif

Sean Kinlin

2024-10-06 01:48:04 +0000 UTC

At least she didn't call her basic.

Sean Kinlin

2024-10-06 01:46:08 +0000 UTC

As a Lego builder, I feel called out. To be fair though, my wife got used to it.

kupo

2024-10-06 01:42:10 +0000 UTC

It's possible Tai needs better friends and that Emmett needs to be more subtle eavesdropping on nearby adults talking about sex.

David Durant

2024-10-06 01:41:19 +0000 UTC

Alternately, Eric Schwartz's beat.

Dave Van Domelen

2024-10-06 01:40:49 +0000 UTC

My fiance and I both do LEGO.

Yelling Bird

2024-10-06 01:40:23 +0000 UTC

What about a Lego version of the main characters of Dune along with an Ornithopter?

Jessica Kotarski

2024-10-06 01:40:23 +0000 UTC

Nah. It's one of Tai's bridesmaids (along with the heiress). No names for either of them yet AFAIK.

David Durant

2024-10-06 01:38:11 +0000 UTC

And maybe a Yellow Submarine. Same friend.

SpookyPenguin

2024-10-06 01:36:26 +0000 UTC

1) What's wrong with a Lego T-Rex in the room? 2) They're friends who enjoy each other's company, you jealous numpty. Also, one of your friend's wife's best friends, so, you know. Don't be an asshole.

Adam with two As, a D, and an M

2024-10-06 01:36:07 +0000 UTC

What about a LEGO Saturn V? Asking for a ... friend.

SpookyPenguin

2024-10-06 01:35:54 +0000 UTC

True, I phrased poorly.

Cancertopia

2024-10-06 01:35:27 +0000 UTC

That's why I have to keep all my Transformers in the basement, Jeph.

Dallas Hicks

2024-10-06 01:34:22 +0000 UTC

Pintsize that is not wedding appropriate xD

Skye

2024-10-06 01:33:02 +0000 UTC

"reference'?

alphanor

2024-10-06 01:32:56 +0000 UTC

No, but I was definitely reading it as the answer to "what new fetish?"

Jon Daneman

2024-10-06 01:32:04 +0000 UTC

I do believe that is Ms. Dragonfang, aka WIllow

Joseph Houk

2024-10-06 01:32:01 +0000 UTC

His small smile promises no good will come of this.

alphanor

2024-10-06 01:31:39 +0000 UTC

And a whole decade of easter-egg in-jokes poof into oblivion...

Czarzhan

2024-10-06 01:30:54 +0000 UTC

No, Pintsize is absolutely rocking a pink backless dress.

rhekke

2024-10-06 01:30:00 +0000 UTC

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Lego Man

Brendan Luster

2024-10-06 01:28:04 +0000 UTC

Are we supposed to read "David Willis, that is" in the same tone they say "Oil, that is" in the Beverley Hillbillies theme song? Because I absolutely am.

Veronica Jane

2024-10-06 01:25:38 +0000 UTC

They are Tai's bridesmaids, if that's what you mean. (Fessin' time: The prior strip was here for three days and I didn't connect them to the earlier "You may now Wife the Wife" one.)

ValdVin

2024-10-06 01:23:59 +0000 UTC

The Willis reverence tho

Turin Swift

2024-10-06 01:22:46 +0000 UTC

100% misread “Wills” as “Willis” and it immediately transported me back to the early 2000’s. Rock over London, rock on Chicago!

Drew242

2024-10-06 01:22:38 +0000 UTC

More importantly, is Pintsize wearing a pink backless dress?

Cancertopia

2024-10-06 01:22:31 +0000 UTC

"A tomato fruit salad is Salsa"

Travis Young

2024-10-06 01:22:05 +0000 UTC

I see you being cute in the background Dark Emmet!

Shawn K. Younkin

2024-10-06 01:21:52 +0000 UTC

Anh, quite trim herself, called Hanners skinny? Compared to...what?

ValdVin

2024-10-06 01:21:40 +0000 UTC

Who's the lady in the purple dress?

5099 5618

2024-10-06 01:20:33 +0000 UTC

I have a feeling anh is about to embarrass herself, and frankly, I'm ok with that right now 🤣

Aditya Rameshan

2024-10-06 01:20:25 +0000 UTC

have we met these two before???

Peter McDevitt

2024-10-06 01:19:57 +0000 UTC

This one is too easy… When a Lego T-Rex watches you having sex That’s amore…

Darren Franzen

2024-10-06 01:19:45 +0000 UTC

I can see Steve, Pintsize, and dark Emmett in this comic - anybody else? And where do you think this is going? Should be fun!!

alphanor

2024-10-06 01:19:38 +0000 UTC

Oh, she WAS a Sven hookup. But it was someone looking to hookup with Sven, not Sven necessarily looking to hookup.

legobil

2024-10-06 01:19:29 +0000 UTC

She called our Hanners a what?!?

Joel Bateman

2024-10-06 01:18:51 +0000 UTC

I love when webcomic writers reference each other!

DonnieRamesJio

2024-10-06 01:18:51 +0000 UTC

So much awkward and slightly incestuous horniness being flown. Are these Tai’s exes?

Andrea Andrew

2024-10-06 01:18:39 +0000 UTC

Thank goodness none of my partners have had a problem being watched by a LEGO T-rex.

Michael O'Brien

2024-10-06 01:18:26 +0000 UTC

And this is how Emmet learned about sex.

Doc Gumby

2024-10-06 01:18:22 +0000 UTC

David Wills? Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time. Strokes Beard

Adam Daw

2024-10-06 01:18:13 +0000 UTC

It's nice that you don't want to overlap kinks (butts disease asside)

Hope

2024-10-06 01:18:00 +0000 UTC

sliding timescale something something there are sets of Transformers built of LEGO pieces now

Constantine Hannaher

2024-10-06 01:17:56 +0000 UTC

Hannelore is an heiress in the same way that a tomato is a fruit. Technically correct, but you shouldn’t put it in a fruit salad.

AlexKorobeiniki

2024-10-06 01:17:32 +0000 UTC

Former heiress, thank you very much.

Bill Silvia

2024-10-06 01:17:21 +0000 UTC

So, she called Hanners a bitch... Death is too good for this one.

Tannerbot

2024-10-06 01:17:15 +0000 UTC

New Fetish Unlocked

Comments

Numpty is really more Scottish...

Trouble is, any mention of Sven puts Dora into No More Fucks To Give mode, regardless of collateral damage.

Alpha Centauri! That's always nice this time of year.

Hear hear!!

However, she and Tai managed to pick up on the subject of the conversation somehow, which is impressive if they didn't hear how it began, since the only thing the other bridesmaid is saying is "You're an heiress".

Each other.

Pintsize is always behaving. Mostly he's behaving *badly*.

Congrats, @Joe, you sent me to Google. But now I know what "zaftig" means.

Digging the colour coordination on purple girl. Dress, hair, lipstick, none of it the same but just different enough to all work really nicely together.

That is a TSW, not a TW, right?

Sorry about that Ursus, next time I'll include a timesink warning.

God damnit, I forgot to uncheck the box of “not participate in capitalism” again.

Now, if only it is also available in Lego.

Doesn't mean there's not a mouseover stuck in there somewhere!

An amazing one given that she can't handle close human contact. That noted, she actually went on a date with Sven a long time ago.

In my headcannon, Pintsize's twin is an accountant for a collection of non-profits, who enjoys building model sailboats in his spare time and regularly volunteers tutoring kids in math.

Well, that's MY new fetish now. *puts robots in suggestive poses*

In the basement? Do you have any idea what they might be doing down there?

It's not completely clear that Dora heard Anh's earlier comment to that involved Hannalore. She probably only heard the part about her wanting to have sex with Sven.

Thanks for that, Cass. But do you realize that having gone to #4974, if you proceed just a few strips on you get into the arc where Liz drags Marten off in his search for coffee -- and there goes your evening? Dang.

We know how much Jeph likes drawing crowds!

I just checked and the buffer is loaded through July 5 2025.

Absolutely bouncing on that white swan.

I ship Hanners and Sven! With an unexpected pregnancy resulting. How's that for a plot complication?

This entry is full of great expressions, not just the quartet in the foregrounds, but others (Emmett, Pintsize, Hanners, Sven, &c) too.

Dora and Tai might not have heard Anh insulting Hanners if they only walked over in panel 2.

Anh I will throw hands if you don’t rephrase that

She looks pretty normal-sized to me. *I'm* zaftig.

It's going to be a while, last I checked the buffer was loaded to sometime in 2025.

Or it turns out the T-Rex was Pintsize in costume all along...

I hope Anh wakes up in bed with Pintsize. Who has filmed the encounter.

I'm surprised Dora didn't defend Hanners either just " have at him"

I'm mostly bothered by the fact that she would say something so mean and nasty about a friend of the brides' at their own wedding, knowing it's a small, intimate event where they were very careful and thoughtful of who to invite, only wanting the most important people to them to be there.

I'm usually not a prescriptivist, but "an" before a non-silent h can fuck right off.

Holy shit, how did I forget that goddess-tier pun?

I respect her lack of shame

I think you're right. Pintesize is pretty thin. Or narrow I guess.

Could Yay be peering through a crack in the fence? Where ARE you, Yay?

I can't get off without the Lego T-Rex watching.

Jealousy is an ugly color. Hope Hanners remains safe if she gets *this* worked up over a potential missed chance.

I would like to point out that in the previous comic 5410, Hanners actually did the T. Rex pose! Foreshadowing?! (No it is not)

Nah, she would still be an heiress. When either parent dies, she will inherit several metric fuck-tons of money, wealth and power.

@Clifton Royston damn, now I wanna try that.

Willow has far more pronounced eyebrows, making her stand out easily. This young lady has a vaguely similar body type however.

Congrats to Yelling Bird! @Leak Ouch, lol

@Philip Masters Kind of like how, in my lifetime, the Alpha Centauri star system has moved closer to us. It's still so far away that it doesn't really matter.

Emmett is still crushing on Sam. They are just getting an earful of this story about sex between Sven and Ahn and being watched by a T. Rex. Maybe it is the closest thing to a sexy/kinky conversation they have had? They certainly seem interested in listening.

I'd say she's beyond "not-skinny". she's positively zaftig.

I'm sure that Emmet is old enough to have learned of the basics by now. The much bigger worry will be when they're old enough to actually try it. Because Emmet.

I seem to recall Jeph saying somewhere that she was a very long way indeed from being capable of a physical relationship. I mean, she may be measurably closer now, but that's "closer", not "close".

DARK Emmett.

Available from any good Lego store, I believe. Or from Amazon.

The last thing we want is Pintsize having any siblings let alone a twin.

I’m more interested in how does Tai know about these two wealthy knuckleheads? Daughters of SMIF College Board of Directors?

I never got the impression that Hannelore was her aversion to touch, just that she had an an aversion to touch... and that's been receding as the years went by.

They are awkwardly trying to hide a boner.

Oh damn, now I'm jealous.

I understood that reference dot gif.

Proof that Adam is either from some part of the former British empire, or an Anglophile.

@Carin Maja Brooks, I can see Banners dying a virgin in spite of getting married to Sven.

So who's the not-skinny one with the maroon hair, now that we know who Ahn is.

The problem isn't the Lego T-Rex, it is Dina showing up to critique it right in the middle.

*microwave ding* "Fetisch is' fertisch!"

Doesn't that hurt? D:

What do you mean, Duncan? :P

You can thank Johannes Gutenberg, or rather William Caxton, for that - and "The invention that broke English spelling": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Syp1DVQgN_g

Honestly yeah same. Or even just sven learning to keep it in his pants and go at someone elses pace, but i could see them doing ethical non-monogamy

Wriggling Dung Yak Mulcher?

4/5 stars on Trebuchetr

ICWYDT

Pintsize, mid-flight: "It's alright, I guess. I mean, it doesn't have the same heft as Bubbles, but..."

Must be his evil twin, out to ruin his reputation. Wait, that's not right...

Sam, and is building up the courage to ask Dora for goth tips to woo her.

Not cool, Anh.

Dora is saying Lego T-Rex like it's a bad thing :O

Also "h" is weird, some "h" words still get "an" traditionally. An historian, etc. Apparently the UK is maintaining that more than the US does though, and it seems at this point neither is considered the "correct" way to do it.

Break the rules! A nectarine and tomato salad is actually very good when they're both fresh and ripe. Great summer dish. No Hanners in it, true, but a little Lemon is OK.

Okay,.. I'm going to say it - Pint size is BEHAVING.

Pintsize is always behaving. Mostly he's behaving badly.

Well, that's MY new fetish now. puts robots in suggestive poses

She looks pretty normal-sized to me. I'm zaftig.

Jealousy is an ugly color. Hope Hanners remains safe if she gets this worked up over a potential missed chance.

microwave ding "Fetisch is' fertisch!"

Anh... here... we... GO! furious hydraulic press noises

In US English, the H is silent, so heiress does effectively start with a vowel.

nods Damn you Willis! tips drink down throat

Not sure they're crushing, they just look kind of unhappy in the corner there 🤔 (Maybe Emmett is checking out the competition and Sam is crushing on Dora)

I honestly have trouble thinking of a QC character less likely to try and hook up with Sven than Hanners. Bubbles, maybe.

That's a different fetish.

A LEGO Yellow Submarine set was made, but I think it was a limited edition thing. Search EBay & be prepared to pay handsomely.