Rizzed

Bedroom eyes

Mark Lawrence

Are we quite sure of that? (Who knows what goes on behind the screen...?)

Ursus Ridens

She worships The Librarian and lusts after The Librarian's squeeze. I predict a race-condition and overheated circuits.

Ursus Ridens

Yeah that's a big uh oh

Skeeter Zymbal

Winslow had this reaction to meeting Roko once :) it's probably a good thing for both of them that nothing came of it.

Stephen Wells

Marten's shirt goes from reading like "eh" to like "Eh?? Ehhhhh??? 😏"

DaddyUmbreon

My neighbors to the south like to have loud parties late at night—fortunately all has been quiet this week; I assume they have been setting themselves on fire next door to someone else’s house somewhere.

Mad Marie

It is a little worrisome. Hopefully all is well.

Uniquitous

Trust me, a lot of us in the US celebrate the 5th for the same reason...

BookBeard

Agreed. Hope you are faring well, and that whatever situation(s) is under control.

David Paul

Perhaps in Canada, people celebrate the 5th of July as a national day of relief that their neighbors-to-the-south are done with all that ruckus.

Mad Marie

Eventually the web will become so entangled that it becomes a sexual singularity (sexularity) and Cubetown turns out to be the origin story for the Borg.

Mad Marie

Well, not Mastodon. He hasn't posted there in eight months. And of course he was kicked off Twitter for entertainingly trolling Musk.

Lenore J Jones

Hope everything is okay Jeph.

Thursday morning and no comic, does anyone know how we can check that Jeph is OK?

Stephen Wells

Yeah.

Heather King

Shouldn't there be another comic by now?

Lenore J Jones

I always thought Marten was pretty hot.

I like how the one stray hair goes straight!

Thomas Elsner

If I know scientists, it's a bunch of people horny for each other who don't know how to take a break or act on any of it.

Bill Silvia

Would that qualify as an eye patch?

Guilherme Monteiro

Maybe she ate it, and she's talking to Veronica in her belly?

Some Ed

Was the last comic foreshadowing?

The Fire Piper

Less a web and more like a shrubbery or a kudzu.

Miyaa

that might either be a poly amorous relationship heating up or drama is sure to ensue

Krestus

Cube Town is DEFINITELY one giant tangled web of polycules and love triangles

Fart Captor

The Legend of Zlata: The Winslow Waker

BookBeard

The Legend of Zlata: The Awkwarina of Time

Mad Marie

Is she blushing? How could you tell? :D

Summer Sudbrink

I am now imagining a couple hundred pintsize robots having a field day together.

Mad Marie

It’s a patch, but a fresh one has to be reapplied every day.

Mad Marie

I'm not really vibing with the idea of Claire being jealously or angrily possessive (this also goes back to a bunch of comments that people made about Evan undressing in front of Marten). I think she'd be entertained by the realisation that Zlata had a crush or, at worst, a tad exasperated. But Marten's a grown guy who can take care of himself in the face of unwanted crushes, and I think Claire's secure enough in their relationship* not to go all Rage Monster over it. *unlike some previous relationships Marten might have had...

enchantedsleeper

@Marc: Did you use Comic Serif?

Mad Marie

If not for the fact that we see Moray noticeably phone-less in the first panel, this would be a great theory xD

enchantedsleeper

Veronica is still on the phone, talking to Moray. Probably telling her embarrassing anecdotes from Marten's childhood.

William Cole

The Legend of Zlata: Morays Mask

BookBeard

Serif Up-Down always hated me, for what I do not know. Every letter that I kern he say the whole typeface must go

Todd Ellner

I used the Serif...but I did not use the Comic Sans.

Marc Ducharme

That hot anime boy haircut gets 'em every time.

Jim Sharkey

I AM CAPSLOCUTUS OF BORG: PREPARE TO BE AFFRONTED.

Mad Marie

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY SAID THIS COMMENT WAS SO OFFENSIVE.

Jim Toth

I used the Serif…but I swear it was in self-defence.

Mad Marie

Later… The Legend of Zlata: Twink’s Awakening

Mad Marie

And thus begins: The Legend of Zlata

Mad Marie

Pintsize will have a FIELD DAY with this

Bagge

She'll either fix it, or she'll feel the wrath of Claire.

awgiedawgie

Not without the help of a certain multiple embodied sarcastic entity.

Matt Grayson

Now if Zlata gets to know him, it'll either fix that right up, or make it incurable. Maybe robots can just patch this nonsense out if they want!

Boots McGoot

Wait, so did he hang up on Veronica xD Did she get the news or was she too busy making harem insinuations? We didn't really get the conclusion to the call with Aurelia either thanks to Dale's, uh, over-enthusiasm

enchantedsleeper

Oh no

Brian

I have that reaction to Marten any time he's in the strip.

Sebastian

Harem is getting bigger...

Chris Crowther

Bahaha, dreamy marten tickles me to no end.

Adam Abbott

Maybe they are anime-correcting lenses, but can’t deal with a full dose of Magical Love Gentleman.

Andrew

He just got off the phone with his mom telling her this kind of thing wasn't happening! Come on, now!

Kelcrow

Marten is hitting the same level of effortlessly hot as Walky

JB Robinson

I've just been assuming he acquired the Canadian version of the shirt at an airport giftshop.

BookBeard

Pintsize apparently has the same fault with his eyes but it’s the 💩emoji?

hollowsoul

Did the "T" wash off his shirt, or did I miss him getting a new one?

Actually, if you were to place each character on a boning scale of -1.0 to 1.0 vs every other character, you could use an algorithm to find the optimal bone configuration. A few tweaks for scheduling and bed capacity, you could have it worked out per day - nay! an hourly basis. You might need an app to present the data in an interpretable way or just automatically push bone notifications at you. Also can you imagine this being an auto-opt-in option on Facebook or LinkedIn, where the algorithm just tells you it's bone o'clock with someone you're not even sure you've ever met

Afunnythinghappedtome

That glam Marten is AMAXING!

Timothy Roller

ALSO THE GAME CONTINUES

Afunnythinghappedtome

Also, hair-boner. Heh.

Afunnythinghappedtome

Will Jeph ever tire of trolling and baiting us? No. Will we ever be tired of him trolling and baiting us? Also no. Such is love. 😄

kupo

People need to chill tf out on the potential polycules in this comic. Not every new character is an entry in To_Bone.xlsx

MikeT

Huh boy.

Jay MacKinnon

Could this wind up in a poly-type situation?

Mordaeus

THE SLEEPER HAS AWOKEN

Daniel Farnitano

Same, man. Same.

M Cohen

As a once-emo-teen... *pats Zlata on the back*

Kai

So does Zlata wear glasses or are those an integral part of her optical circuits?

Auros Harman

The wrong M is capitalized in the comment at the bottom and it's making me itch.

Auros Harman

That shirt is SENDING ME! Love it

Same, just noticed the EH shirt. Fitting for Canada, eh?

Michele Williams

PO-LY-CULE, PO-LY-CULE, PO-LY-CULE!

Aqua Allison

"uh oh" was exactly what I said after reading this one.

KSib

lmao, I just noticed Marten's new shirt. So different from the old shirt.

Daryl Sawyer

He is the Kwisatz Haderach!

Greg Matyola

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R Lin

He is his mother’s son.

Nancie