Little Miss Popular

I ship Evan/Liz, but Evan is the one who'd have to let that come to pass. I think Evan's seeming unprofessionalism in the the first encounter was solely from her ABSOLUTELY wanting Claire to be there, and being extremely nervous as a result. But otherwise, I think we are going to see little that actually frazzles her.

chroniclesoffire

As a librarian, I can say it's nowhere near as rare as that.

Russell Guldin

@dcy665 ... Fetish 🔓

You might want to search for Librarians in Leather. Used to be a thing, riding motorcycles.

dcy665 .

Getting high with the librarian is kinda like getting high with someone's mom, right?

Bagge

oh, no, "speadsheets" went up on the main site

Constantine Hannaher

“A spreadsheet for every occasion” is my new motto.

Kelly Mercer

Don't knock it till you try it, I always say.

Simon Green

This sounds like personal experience from Camp, Jeph... :-)

David Pipes

@Shawn K. Younkin • Does Cubetown have a chapel with an Elvis impersonator officiating?

Miyaa

Weird Al rules!

Holly Nelson

I have never worn a psychokini…too revealing.

Mad Marie

Pockets contain fruit leather and other snacks.

Stephen Wells

My money is on that they got drunk married.

Shawn K. Younkin

That was terrible... and wonderful. Terriful!

It was all about the Pentiums, wasn't it?

allanfranta

Those ammo clip pockets are full?

allanfranta

And we still don't know how she and Liz spent the night after Claire, Marten and Moray rolled off to bed :)

Stephen Wells

I got spreadsheets on my bedsheets. (Weird Al)

Carol Metzger

Titanium basque :)

Stephen Wells

I missed the livestream, but it did take a little to remember where I'd seen this page...

David Paul

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought of this song, @Chewbacca 🤣 @SilverbackRon: the song that both of us were referring to is from the movie Get Him to the Greek, "Furry Walls" by the fictitious band Infant Sorrow headed by Russell Brand. https://youtu.be/1X2bf76wn54 https://youtu.be/sEtBDQDkEXc

Zak Reichle

Eunice felt as though she could break fourth any moment, leaving the audience vulnerable to Claire’s direct self-narration.

Mad Marie

If these walls could talk, they would clarify their identity as Wall E.

Mad Marie

I was very lucky. I blundered into it JUST after Jeph started it, and was able to sit and watch (and comment) during the entire stream.

Joseph Bonnar

I thought walls were usually called Muriel :)

Stephen Wells

Also, they're at the top spot on the spreadsheet...

Leak

I'm a little surprised at how genuinely happy I felt seeing Evan return to today's strip :) Jeph wrote us a friend

Stephen Wells

Sorry, I am missing context. Jeffrey? (Too be honest I am also coming out of anesthesia so that may count for memory gaps).

SilverbackRon

That was a lot of fun watching this page come together on stream.

SilverbackRon

When the world hands you a Jeffrey…

Chewbacca

spreadsheets make life easier...

Ami

I bet it has coated Teflon so Liz doesn’t ride Evan like she’s a bull mount out in a Saskatoon bar.

Miyaa

When Cube needs party success And you’re good with Excel or Access That’s a Moray! When the Town needs to see Claire and you can arrange who meets her where That’s a Moray!

Miyaa

Marty's eyes in the last panel. If psychokinis was a real thing, Moray would have sprung several large leaks.

OldGoat

armour generally does, there's no need for it to be "shaped"

Minzoku Bokumetsu

That tactical vest apparently doubles as a binder.

awgiedawgie

For some reason I always like when Claire is drawn in that pose, of angrily pressing at her eyes while her glasses get pushed up. Partially bc I do that too, but also bc it just REALLY makes it clear how frustrated she is. That eyeball-fist combo is for your most "AUUUUUUGH" moments

Green

The wall quivered under Claire's gentle stroking, skirting boards heaving with barely contained energy. Could it be any more erect?

Simon Green

‘Physical Touch’ is their primary ‘Love Language’.

Mad Marie

The walls were named Eunice, and they were lonely.

Mad Marie

She is known to Excel at partying.

Mad Marie

Claire was three spreadsheets to the wind.

Mad Marie

Good thing you didn't say that.

Sean Kinlin

Considering how people were already talking about ‘the librarian’, I’d say all this does is add to the mystique of the legend.

Thisguy

Claire's face in panel 2 = 'whuuut!!!?'

alphanor

And, no, I'm not going to say that Moray excels at making spreadsheets. Nope, nope, nope. Too cheap.

kaitou

Recreational spreadsheeting! It makes me happy. 👏👏🤩

Daniel Rydberg

Claire being the popular girl on the island of obsessive nerds is just the proper state of being.

DonnieRamesJio

Where does she stash those things under the body armor? Are they detachable?

Adam with two As, a D, and an M

A bloody SPREADSHEET. At least they're organized.

R L

Sigh. Spreadsheets. (heart emoji)

Alex Borders

Since everyone at Cubetown was petrified of Claire initially, seeing her party should help. Just as long as she's all business in the day, and only parties at night.

PostRetroism

I understand, Moray. I too simply produce a lot of spreadsheets.

DaddyUmbreon

I wanna party with Claire!

When the world slips you a jeffrey Stroke the furry wall Stroke the furry wall Furry walls don't bring me down…

Zak Reichle

She has not undermined her authority, now everyone is going to listen to everything she says.

alphanor

Claire's panel 2 face is my reaction to hearing literally any story about me.

Isaac Rivers

"Petting the walls" sounds like a euphemism...

Sean Kinlin

Speaking as a retired Data Analyst: Don't use spreadsheets as databases! Bad Moray! Report for reintegration!

Captain Button

At least it was the walls and not someone's hair... or butt. (also the small text at the bottom has a misspelling, just fyi! says "speadsheets".)

Bee Screams

Claire is going to need to go into work with a riding crop on day one to reassert authority

Elberik