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Experience tranquillity 🤖🙏🌞

Light

Tsk is consistent with Bubbles expression in that same panel. Very cute.

dcy665 .

New Personal Headcanon: QC Universe is a simulation being run on a super-smart AI who was about 3 years ago but unsurprisingly has . They used to date Martin in HS, and spun up an R~14 (14 stars out from earth, so only 5000 solar systems to simulate) Universe just to spy on their ex and his friends, and getting caught up in the drama. Basically I figure they got bored after streaming ALL of NotFlox for a few months (calculation required for mathematically exact joke) and did too much and is basically googling their ex by simulating a dwarf galaxy (I really hope AIs like astrophysics and making mind-blowing theories about the early universe and also publishing well-written papers about it)

Conrad Rogers

There's a typo in panel 3, "security tisk" should be "security risk"

jimfromtx

"The Theory of Deep AI's" is a tab on Pornhub in their world.

Yelling Bird

the look on Bubbles face in panel 3 ...

Joe

Melon! Melon! Melooooooon!

Daniel Rydberg

I misread that first line as "the theory of Deep Ass" which puts the rest of the comic in an ENTIRELY different context.

Tim Keating

Beeps and Clinton need to meet.

Hugh Eckert

Depends on how much of a techbro you feel like.

Michael Chui

This isn't a universe simulator?

One of them is Raven, right?

RaptorShadow

I was thinking of the hovering slab, but either Cosmo or Steve would do.

Steve DeGroof

Is Cosmo the third?

Matt Grayson

Yay, the Director, …Steve? (Switch to Steve working one of those automatic pancake makers that you find on Delta Sky Club lounges.)

Miyaa

I love that there are at least 3 characters in QC who might plausibly qualify as Deep AIs.

Steve DeGroof

"A black box that's too smart to talk to us" but not too smart to buy coffee, right? Coffee of Doom have been serving a deep AI this whole time 👀 (Then again, maybe the humming black slab is just shy)

enchantedsleeper

...is that true about the chess programmes?

Diptych

Ngl read the post comment initially as “Dyson butt stimulator” 💀

I'm pretty sure she's thinking of Yay in the last panel...

Chris Crowther

Possibly, yes. But (haha) also possibly a nod to "The Earth, My Butt, and Other Big Round Things" by Carolyn Mackler.

Ye Olde Phart

Dyson Butt Simulator, now with REALISTIC JIGGLE PHYSICS(TM)!

Orion Rhine

Yay sneezes in next panel

David Martelli

I'd play the heck out of a QC sim.

Andrew Mitchell

Yay immediately came to mind to me as well lmao

To be fair, Yay did tend to swan around and act like they were the proverbial bee's knees.

Nicolas Demers

That's only because it's a direct dig at Yay.

Doug DeJulio

I feel like that's a direct dig at Yay

It's a universe I love ❤️ ✨️

DaddyUmbreon

Is the update text a nod to Dyson Sphere Program?

Ahmed Tedjini


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