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The Liz Whisperer

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The Liz Whisperer

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I keep having this weird mashup in my mind of Marten and a character called King of the Silver River, who sometimes helps travelers,kinda an elven Big Lebowski carrying a lantern

Afunnythinghappedtome

Jeph is with you: the point of the whole arc so far has been just to let you produce that groaner.

Ursus Ridens

This would be a capybara of the Nova Scotian Ocean, right?

Ursus Ridens

Marten is a capybara

Emmu Lah

Had to look up. On the Twink page there is a photo of Kurt from Glee.

Carol Metzger

In gay terms, he’s turning from twink to twunk

Marten is being quite the gentleman, loaning his hoodie to someone who just threw up. If Marten wasn't already in a committed relationship, would we all be talking about the pros and cons of a Marten / Liz relationship, and warning Marten to run away?

Wayne Farmer

GDI

Clifton Royston

Marten has learned that, unlike the US, Canada doesn’t afford its citizens an explicit right to bare arms.

Mad Marie

perhaps more…I mean, maybe that’s how she lost the original arms?

Mad Marie

I just thought of something. In times of crisis where the Liz-ard is trapped they can sever the connection of limbs to make a speedy escape. But only the arms unfortunately.

Steve H

groan. chef's kiss.

Joe

I’m starting to wonder if it’s always said “EH”, and it’s only recently that he’s managed to finally remove that old T stain.

Mad Marie

This day has been 4 months long.... BUT SO WORTH IT!!!!

Wildfyr69

INFP

Ísabel Pirsic

I think unheated mechanical arms would feel cold and lower my body temp.

Marten just keeps getting cuter. Maybe it's the fluffy hair.

Carol Metzger

Marten is the goblin whisperer

PixelThis

"A little shit only a father could love"?

Leak

On the plus side, inclusivity has been massively enhanced by non-sentient "AI" LLMs, which allow even terminally shy people to interact vicariously with the IETF Struldbrugg overlords...

Abhayakara

"We reject kings, presidents and voting."

David Durant

This is martens true gift being able to befriend just about anybody

The Shadow's Lair

Eh 🤷‍♂️

Carlos Nascimento

A special nugget on that scene (which I might have missed if I still lived in a country with great weather, but like Marten and Jeph, I moved to Canada 😅) is that he had his jacket outside and hung it at the omnipresent coat hanger (in the gutter between panels 3 and 4) like we always do, but Liz (between being in a crisis, having mechanical arms and just being nonconformist) was outside without a jacket, but grabbed it to get inside 😁

Carlos Nascimento

Love Marten's new shirt.

Yelling Bird

Allan - I don't think she'd be able to feel cold in mechanical arms though. I mean why even add that feature? Since they aren't warmed naturally, they'd literally ALWAYS feel cold unless the temp was 97f out.

Shawn Spencer

Well that makes sense. Although in-world the Goblin may not have anyone liking her but clearly tons of fans here love her lol.

Shawn Spencer

Thinking about it ... the arms would be colder the further from the attach point, and would suck heat out of her little stumps unless they had auxiliary heaters, which would be a big energy drain. Especially outside in the spring at night in Canada. Not sure a hoodie will help much, but therapy might, Liz.

allanfranta

That pose is typically taken by people having a crisis, like realizing they fucked up and now nobody likes them (regardless of the truth of the situation) it's the standing version of being curled up in the fetal position. The jacket is not meant to warm her up, but to surround her. Like a warm hug, it can help assuage those feelings. It's why weighted blankets are so popular for people with chronic anxiety.

William Davy

Okay so.... her arms are cold? Aren't her arms mechanical?

Shawn Spencer

That's how they will end up with a pet Capybara. Then name him "Galaxy".

09Klr650

It is disappointing to find out that the IETF is still arguing about IPv6 extension headers in the time of the AIs.

Abhayakara

Lol

Jeph Jacques

Same

Jeph Jacques

It took me a moment to realize that wasn't the usual shirt. Kinda want an EH shirt, especially since it also works as an acronym for my families company.

Jared Kolbly

If she wants recreational cannabis then Claire should invite her mom to stay. Then Lizzie can experience Claire taken to the next level and get stoned at the same time.

Chris Crowther

Nice to see someone else who has lots of Dad energy and almost ZERO Daddy energy.

Ted Van Roekel

Jeph: it uploaded fine, except that your Canadian autocorrect algorithm removed the “T” from Marten’s shirt.

Mad Marie

Transcendental parenting

Mad Marie

Ah this point of the party, convincing the new person “no seriously, this is where you should stop”

SheepFace2000

Same. Unfortunately, I don’t think Claire will be so keen on giving him up.

Chauncey

Marten's always been a nice guy.

Sebastian

HAH. I really like Liz, the little shit.

Onyx

She's such a little piece of shit. I love her

rThunderbolt

I LOVE how on top of all of it Marten is. He has seen Liz' bullshit a million times, but now he isn't part of it. He can parent it.

Bagge

If you were to "upgrade" to prosthetic arms, wouldn't *you* splurge on the model with integrated auxiliary heating elements?

Arto Rantala

Marten totally saw that shirt in the airport and bought it despite the airport mark-up. Claire protested, but gave in when she saw how happy it made him.

Orion Rhine

The Earth without art is just EH.

Covox

HIS SHIRT SAYS "EH"!!!

Julie Chan

By the way, Jeph, the page seems to be running perfectly. Er, Marten and Elizabeth ARE supposed to be upside down, right? :)

Joseph Bonnar

Would hugging herself even help with prosthetic arms?

Dean Reilly

Ok, but like. Dad Marten is like... kinda doing it for me, NGL.

Daniel Whitcomb

Also, I guess that hoodie is hers now.

William Cole

Only rereading just now did I notice (a) Liz hugging herself because she's cold in panels 2 & 3, and (b) Marten nonchalantly giving her his hoodie between panels 3 & 4. Who knew Marten had such reserves of Dad Energy?

William Cole


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