Violence And Regret And Evan

Only Fans, except it is just sentient air blowers.

Richard

A friend was telling me a couple of days ago about growing up on an Army base where everyone had ordinance displayed on their lawns but they weren't entirely sure whether they were inert or not.

Chris Heg

It's indeterminate. She's descended from Schrödinger's Malus.

Ursus Ridens

Butts disease is evolving, it seems

That link did not lead me to boobs. :(

Jim

Close to the greatest book title ever: Daniel Pinkwater's _The Snarkout Boys and the Avocado of Death_.

Ursus Ridens

It appears necessary for me to once again insert this video in the commentary: https://youtu.be/gPQzrRBXEWI (re: boobage, evolution, specificities of the homo genus)

Comics Ladybird

Faye AND Marigold

Todd Ellner

roboobs don't have have a Cooper's ligament and were designed rather than evolved. They certainly have a better suspension system than the kludged together mammal version

Todd Ellner

"Appel boom" or "app el boom?"

OldGoat

Do you mean the twins, or Violence and Regret?

Fart Captor

Mmm, Bubbles wasn’t made for the military, she joined by choice. She explained it way back when Momo asked her. Her chassis is definitely military, but I don’t think it’s ever been explained beyond that. Like was it an upgrade to what she had before? Was she issued a standard chassis upon joining? Given what we know about integration from the different experiences May and Roko have had… there’s a lot of interesting questions to consider in that space.

Chris Olstrom

Wondering if Evan was made originally for the Canadian military as Bubbles was made for the American military?

Miyaa

Possibly the vest itself functions more like a corset? We don't currently have evidence for Evan wearing a bra at all :) it looks like both in her PJs and her current top, the puppies are NOT on the leash.

Stephen Wells

Also, I can’t help but wonder if she’s used to charging into action (and rushing down several flights of stairs) without wearing a supportive bra. She seems to be a bit impulsive right now.

Mad Marie

So stepping back from the comedy for a moment…Evan must have an amazing bra under that tactical vest she usually wears. It’s really hard to get proper fit and support for ample-busted folks, even with the best-designed vests.

Mad Marie

I love these two and will die for yhem

SheepFace2000

Evan's boobs can tax ME to the extreme any time I mean

enchantedsleeper

Robo-nly Fans (Ro-bone-ly Fans?)

enchantedsleeper

Evan arrives just as Moray adapts her boobs to a perfect simulacrum of Evan's boobs, in an attempt to get Liz's attention.

Stephen Wells

Exactly. “Evan, weren’t you precisely part of the reason Claire had been having reservations at some point? Are you sure you should be throwing stones, or worse, meddling in given your past attempts?”

Comics Ladybird

I think I love this comic more EVERY SINGLE DAY.

David

From the response to the very small amount of nsfw content he's given us, I can confidently agree.

Adam Abbott

I'm now imaging Evan comming back to the party where Moray shows her new favorit partytrick expending her boobs while shrinking. She must keep her over all mass, right?

Jeph could start a robot's Only Fans page, and this community would make this man rich. Im just saying

From the German, Apfelbaum, apple tree.

Stephen Wells

And now I have a French version of "My name is" in my head 😂

Zak Reichle

Je m'appelle Boom

Carol Metzger

So is it Appleboom or Appelboom? Both have been used now

Zak Reichle

Counter-argument- If Claire wasn't put off by the events that already transpired, I don't think one additional Dr. Appelboom rude comment is somehow going to tip the scales.

Shane Wegner

I get the feeling Evan is about to mess things up in an attempt to stop things from getting messed up. Not critically, but just to be a dumbass further.

Daniel S

I admire the movement in the brea- ARTWORK in the last panel ... 👀

Daniel Blom Paulsen

Doom Rutabaga have an ongoing feud with Death Zucchini, don't book them for the same gig.

Stephen Wells

To be fair, he's provided us with quite a variety of interesting and attractive bodies to admire. Lots of boobs, but also butts, hips, bellies, shoulders, thighs... all sorts, really. If you're a nice person who likes looking at nice people, this really is the comic for you.

Diptych

I’m getting to the point where I believe this whole comic is just an excuse for Jeph to draw as many different and varied boobs as he can. Oddly, as a gay man with boob appreciation, I applaud his efforts.

A. J. Alfieri-Crispin

Best band name ever, worst band ever

el_zilcho

Yes! 😆

Miyaa

Bullet Bra?

Mad Marie

I think Evan is giving Faye a run for her money in the boobage department.

Chris Crowther

Amongst all the other appealing aspects of the artwork, I'm strangely impressed by the rumpled/overstretched straps on Evan's top. It's almost as if the elastic has been taxed to the extreme...or maybe the sleeves were torn off. Either way, great detail!

Douglas E. Smith

@Mad Marie • They might as well. They looked like tops of missiles to me.

Miyaa

Did they spin?!

Mad Marie

You know, that's an image I just may have some *trouble* getting out of my head this morning. Wow.

YsabetJustYsabet

So in junior high & high school we had a substitute teacher named Mrs. Zahn, definitely in her 60’s, whom we’d nicknamed “turbo tits” for her distinctive shaped breasts which, being the 1980’s, thought KITT would use those breasts whenever Knight pressed the turbo boost button.

Miyaa

No more Veggietales, especially the Christian version.

Miyaa

I'm sorry everybody but I just thought the phrase "Evanescent Incinerator and the Rutabagas of Doom" and I'm making it everyone's problem

Stephen Wells

Did Jeph change Liz's last name? I thought it was Appleboom, a variation of Appelboom?

Creeperkry

I am I the only one misread Liz’s surname as “Appleboom?”

Miyaa

Thus did the mighty bonkadonkamahonkers of Evan pass into legend; legend became myth...

Stephen Wells

The depth and majesty of Evan's brisket makes gay men and straight women reconsider their sexual orientation

Todd Ellner

THEY'RE CALLED TIJUBAS DAMMIT