Drink Carefully

You forgot 927: "They aim for me! Why do they always aim for me?" https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=927

Elf Sternberg

Liz has become my favorite very quickly. Massive chaotic Emily energy

Cory Rowley

Well, there are two crotch incidents with Marten. "If we survive this buy the boy a cup." https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=746 And the more famed one: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=185

ValdVin

This will be okay, she’s with kind people. Marten will be in big brother mode.

Sparky

I don't usually like beer, but last night I tried a Mosey Fruity Beer (https://www.moseyfruitybeer.com.au/)... It still tastes too much like beer, so I gave the rest to my mum.

David Paul

I enjoy beer that much as well. I, however, have learned to not drink it at all. Acting stupid *after* getting drunk is one thing. But I figure drinking something I hate is acting stupid *before* getting drunk.

awgiedawgie

I choose to believe that "Here we ogo!" is not a typo and that Moray just said that really weird.

Forgettable

I enjoy beer exactly as much as Liz, and drink my beers exactly the same way.

"How much do you drink?" "All of it."

Daniel Drazen

This is precisely how I discovered bourbon. They best prepare the restraints.

Wait, I got it: Moray : Liz :: Millefeuille : Brun.

Stephen Wells

Oh goody....drunk goblin.

joe velsher

Cosmic Gall by  John Updike (1932-2009) Neutrinos, they are very small. They have no charge and have no mass And do not interact at all. The earth is just a silly ball To them, through which they simply pass, Like dustmaids down a drafty hall Or photons through a sheet of glass. They snub the most exquisite gas, Ignore the most substantial wall, Cold-shoulder steel and sounding brass, Insult the stallion in his stall, And, scorning barriers of class, Infiltrate you and me! Like tall And painless guillotines, they fall Down through our heads into the grass. At night, they enter at Nepal And pierce the lover and his lass From underneath the bed - you call It wonderful; I call it crass.

Wayne Farmer

He knows it, he still stays around to help. He's a champ

Bagge

Bloody 'ell, NOW I gotta go find that page. Thank you for making me reread the entire 5k pages! (Seriously, thanks. I'll enjoy it a lot.)

Joseph Bonnar

Martin's gonna get puked on and headbutted in the crotch again.

Seth Swanson

neutrino containers are the best gifts.

Tao Gold