How To Order A Beer

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Russell Guldin

MHL is the champagne of bad decisions drinking.

Gorbulus Maximus

Schaefer it is

R. Francis Smith

That's why it's health food!

Michael Chui

The truth that nobody is ever supposed to speak out loud. . . Beer tastes kinda bad. → https://xkcd.com/1534/

Zobeid Zuma

I think, when someone asks for the "best" of something, they want either what the house recommends/charges the most for or what the server recommends. That's obvious, and it takes a supercilious ass to throw that in someone's face like that. It's worse when the person being admonished is obviously inexperienced in socializing. Glad to see Claire and Marten making sure that Gremlizabeth isn't the only person being made a target of sarcasm, and also that she feels like a part of the group.

Chris Vermeers

I drank my first beer in 15 years Saturday. I'm pretty sure it was phytoplankton flavored... Took me an hour to drink 2/3rds of it, and I dumped the rest. xD

Omo

Minor thing that I noticed, both here and on the main site, this comic is the second labelled 5005. Just thought I'd throw that out there so you can fix it, Jeph, but I'm loving this storyline

Moments later, the robot bartender threw Brian out of the bar, to Brian's extreme confusion, and gave him a life ban for attempting to hack the staff.

Clifton Royston

The strong force makes operating a femto-scale brewery really tricky.

William Cole

…atto…zepto…yocto…according to google searches, all these seem to be used by brewers who produce way way more beer than I expected. What a rabbit hole! Perhaps a Planckbrewery, then? I aim to produce one bottle, total.

Mad Marie

…actually I think a femtobrewery might be more my speed.

Mad Marie

It’s made from fermented soylent green.

Mad Marie

Ooh! Can you help me start a picobrewery?

Mad Marie

We had kegs of root beer at my wedding and it was the biggest hit of everything there :)

Sean Morgan

Waitiminit: If Moray overdoes it who's to say that...effluent...would come out of her mouth? Enough pressure and it could just seep out everywhere! (And I'm with Marten: I don't wanna see it.)

ValdVin

As someone who works at a microbrewery and is starting a nanobrewery, this is exactly how it is

Generic beer IS a crime.

YsabetJustYsabet

Let's go do those crimes.

Clifton Royston

best answer

CatCaffeine

Root, please. :D

Brian English

Just a white can with the word "BEER" written on it, nothing more.

drij

One human alcohol beer please

DVW