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The First And Last One

at least put on some pants

The First And Last One

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It's weird but yeah I agree like putting one piece of clothing on makes someone feel more naked if it really is nothing else. I'm like that with thongs...like even if it's an old man I'm oddly more grossed out by the thought of an old man in a thong than being completely naked.

David Banes

If you FEEL more naked, you ARE more naked. Therefore you're more confident in your nakedness and people will notice that.

Yelling Bird

But does someone who might be interested in your nakidity think you look more naked?

Am Queue

At the same time! In unison!

Am Queue

When Moray and her boss are literally two parts of the same entity, just "temporarily" disjoint, I'm not sure how much of a distinction that is.

Some Ed

Hm; makes me slightly uncomfortable regarding navels, but (like buttholes) everybody's got one. And now I'm wondering how many people I just caused to examine their navels? **raises hand**

YsabetJustYsabet

According to the FDA regulations, if you're over 80% water, you have to be labeled "Human drink product."

Clifton Royston

I nominate Moray

Bagge

Humans are 55% - 75% water. Mostly water, but not that much.

Mark

She has two. They move randomly around her body very slowly

Todd Ellner

the ama was last week or something.

Joe

oh she's been advancing her research all right.

Joe

do it all the time. don't really feel more naked though.

Joe

why must it be orgy OR Proust discussion?? I think we can be big tent partyers here.

Joe

Rubber boots.

Yelling Bird

I see what you did there.

Photon

Does Moray have a butthole? Will we ever see her from the back? Isn't everybody 94% water?

Michael Keogh

Moray is perfect and I love her.

tiny_eng

Marten left out "headbutted in the junk". Hope that doesn't come back to haunt him.

Hugh Eckert

What do you think she's been reading about for the last two years while not advancing her research?

David Durant

@FC: With Moray, we can appreciate the inside of the boob as well!

Mad Marie

By the way, Jeph, I sent the invite to be a guest on Creators Corner last Wednesday. Just waiting for a response.

Czarzhan

Clown shoes with knee socks.

Mad Marie

Liz is going to get a lot of adult information that she didn't know existed. So much head explody coming her way. Party time!

Ruth Merriam

Sandals. Can attest.

Ruth Merriam

Now imagine Moray borrowing sleepwear from Beepatrice. Oh no now I ship it.

Stephen Wells

I don't know, I used to own a pair that said "No Fear" on the butt.

enchantedsleeper

She talked Moray out of resigning - that's not really the same thing?

enchantedsleeper

It's now my headcanon that Moray collects random weird t-shirts. Mind you she doesn't wear them, but her closet is packed with them. No pants, tho. Why would she need those? They don't have weird slogans!

KiTA

I think they think she's already started. And given that she's already shut down the Director before they even got a chance to sack Moray, they may have a point.

Marc Ducharme

Shoes + nudity does look *intentional* which amplifies it a lot, yeah. Bonus if it's sneakers. Dunno why.

KiTA

Heaven knows they need her.

Mark

If you're ever naked and want to feel more naked, just put shoes on.

Yelling Bird

"There'll be plenty of time for her to acclimate to the idea" What's the betting Cubetown try to get Claire to start the next day?

enchantedsleeper

"Excellent biscuits 10/10 very evocative, would dunk again" - winning entry in 1st Annual Cubetown Summarizing Proust Contest :) Weirdly, Moray also has the T-shirt for this.

Stephen Wells

Man, two coworkers sleeping with the new librarian and her boyfriend would certainly be a way to start a new arc with a ... bang.

KiTA

There are similarities between Donald duck and Moray all of a sudden.

Daniel Rydberg

Let's not get into whether or not a circumcised boob is a whole boob.

OldGoat

Summarizing Proust Contest.

Captain Button

Another part is that if he draws nipples he'll get in trouble on the main site because that makes it porn or something.

Captain Button

Betting pool needed on whether this party leads to: Moray gets laid; Liz gets laid; both; Claire directs the most organised and efficient orgy in history; or everybody sips tea and discusses Proust :)

Stephen Wells

ARE there no nipples? I kinda thought Jeph just doesn't draw any details of her anatomy since she's monochrome and thus they'd be hard to see. Like, if her nipples / areola are the same color as everything else (and shifts color like a lava lamp) then it'd be hard to tell. ("Girl One" from the excellent series Top Ten by Alan Moore does something similar.) Or maybe it's like flexing a muscle? If she tries she can go "100% humanform" but why bother when 90% is good enough for government work?

KiTA

Some of us appreciate the ENTIRE boob 😤

Fart Captor

What's the point of a wet t-shirt contest if there are no nipples?

OldGoat


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