Self-Evaluation

That's a good idea, but already did it so many times it is indelibly memorized 🤣

Roombot

If you're like me you can just start over at the beginning, because you really don't remember it as well as you think you do.

Beth Goode

Giving him a laser cannon was not the wisest choice.

BrokenThyme

I think you'll find if you start far enough back, you have effectively already done so! Like... remember when the army came after Pintsize?

Tim Keating

I would change that last line to "Give us more-ay," but really... *chef's kiss"

Tim Keating

That's beautiful! LOL

Todd Beaubien

There's an amazing scene in Red Dwarf where Holly the supercomputer is bored because they've read every book in existence, so they ask Lister to help: LISTER: I've done it. HOLLY: Done what? LISTER: Erased Agatha Christie. HOLLY: Who's she, then? LISTER: Holly, you just asked me to erase all Agatha Christie novels from your memory. HOLLY: Why should I do that? I've never heard of her. LISTER: You've never heard of her because I've just erased her from your smegging memory. HOLLY: What'd you do that for? LISTER: You asked me to! HOLLY: When? LISTER: Just now! HOLLY: I don't remember this.

Nash Wolfe

The Director: "I blame myself, by which I mean Moray."

I wish I could erase my memory of QC so I could go back and binge it all for the first time again.

Roombot

If she's made out of gloop / And she needs to regroup / That's a Moray! Reabsorption or no / She'll mature and she'll grow / That's a Moray! If she joined the main cast / Surely it'd be a blast / That's a Moray! So, Jeph, don't hesitate / Please, come on, seal our fate! / Give us Moray! ✨

Sehrys

Great. Now I have the image of Moray using her gelatin-body as an espresso machine, with all the rule 34 fanart that includes. Some days, my brain...

Sean Morgan

I'll bet she'll pull an amazing espresso in Coffee of Doom 2.0 !

alexandre belinge

OOh ooh! Instead of that, Steve, Tortura, and Pizza Girl involved in some sort of spy/superhero shenanigans.

Daryl Sawyer

Just means the director needs to reabsorb her, integrate her experiences, and issue a new, better Moray.

Daryl Sawyer

On one hand, I think Moray is autonomous but on the other (they/she) was spun off a supremely intelligent AI. If they have failings, wouldn't that point back at the director?

Jim Feldman

It doesn't map the same way but also yes but also no...

Stephen Wells

And a position opens for a chill guy you can come to with your problems?

Sten Thaning

I mean, she's an extension of The Director, and also an AI, so the answer is "it's complicated"

Sarah Valentine

Liz's face in Panel 5 - priceless.

Kiva Catalina

That’s what I think #5000 will be. But, with Pizza Girl as his special breakfast guest!

Miyaa

I want to see a fanart of a deranged Steve sitting below an industrial cereal dispenser at a factory, mouth open.

Daryl Sawyer

Isn’t Moray younger than Liz? With substantially less life experience? I mean she jiggles like an adult but isn’t she just a kid too?

Summer Sudbrink

Perhaps Moray will find a new job as Steve’s cereal milk.

Mad Marie

Damn. I’ve been reading this comic for literal years now. Back before Dora and Thai even got together, back before bubbles or may were characters. So much has happened in that time. Here’s to 5000 more if that’s what you want Jeff!

Dennis Turgeon

🙏 Jeph plz make this happen

enchantedsleeper

QC 5000: Steve eats cereal

Greg Morrow

Nooo! please don’t go Moray!

Levi