Carbon-Based Sex Life
Added 2023-03-01 02:00:29 +0000 UTCthey have facets, you see
Comments
i genuinely hate how funny that comment was
Eric Pike
2023-03-24 19:03:53 +0000 UTCDamn you.
Tim Keating
2023-03-10 15:48:11 +0000 UTCYou're right. It's generally mohs problems than it's worth.
Aquarion
2023-03-03 02:05:10 +0000 UTCPintsize is only into diamondfking because diamonds have great cleavages.
Sleepy John
2023-03-02 02:35:42 +0000 UTCIf you experience a diamond lasting more than four hours, please seek professional medical assistance.
Mad Marie
2023-03-01 21:06:31 +0000 UTC“Millefille” = “One thousand daughters can’t be wrong”?
Mad Marie
2023-03-01 21:02:23 +0000 UTCAnd then there's those of us wondering whatever happened to Brun and Millefille(?)
PixelThis
2023-03-01 20:36:24 +0000 UTCSome random dude: yeah, I got a diamond-cutting boner; some random bot: oh, I don't think so
Thomas A. Dennis
2023-03-01 18:26:32 +0000 UTCDiamonds are forever. . .
Ruth Merriam
2023-03-01 16:24:00 +0000 UTCNo GDI
Miyaa
2023-03-01 15:53:52 +0000 UTC@William Cole • DD aka Doctorate of Diamondfucking seems too much on the nose.
Miyaa
2023-03-01 15:53:17 +0000 UTCGDI Wargrunt! • @Dylan T ➤ Shane Co is in a lot of places like Northern California, Missouri, Oregon. He’s a menace.
Miyaa
2023-03-01 15:51:59 +0000 UTCUsually, you have to go to school and get your MD (Master of Diamondfucking).
William Cole
2023-03-01 14:08:03 +0000 UTCI see what you did there. 😁
Sarah Manx
2023-03-01 13:01:38 +0000 UTCMost diamondfuckers have a better time when Pearl is not nearby.
Paul Johnson
2023-03-01 11:26:35 +0000 UTCTo call someone with a diamond iPhone, use facetime
Duncan
2023-03-01 11:18:57 +0000 UTCThe meta on that is why I come here.
Grant Blackburn
2023-03-01 10:43:06 +0000 UTCGreat reference
David Durant
2023-03-01 09:14:33 +0000 UTCMan fuck you i live in CO that man's voice is seared into my brain lol
Dylan T
2023-03-01 08:53:50 +0000 UTCHow does one become a professional diamond fucker
Dylan T
2023-03-01 08:53:06 +0000 UTCCome on down to Shane Co's Diamond Fucking Emporium today! Our experts will offer only the finest fuckable diamonds to get your rocks off! Shane Co, now you have a friend in the diamond fucking business!
wargrunt42
2023-03-01 08:13:39 +0000 UTCDiamond fucking is a facetnating topic
Aquarion
2023-03-01 07:53:57 +0000 UTCDiamonds aren't just an AI's best friends, they're forever <3
SpookyPenguin
2023-03-01 07:41:50 +0000 UTCBubbles doesn’t need stilettos; she has diamonds on the soles of her shoes.
Mad Marie
2023-03-01 07:19:53 +0000 UTC
