that is how it works, right up until I accidentally piss people off by killing them with the ebony mail........
joe velsher
2023-01-26 12:59:18 +0000 UTC
Is that how we're referring to the entire QC cast now? Guess it was inevitable.
William Cole
2023-01-26 06:14:02 +0000 UTC
You really should look up the Ass Pennies skit.
Drazi
2023-01-26 03:46:37 +0000 UTC
The woman, extolling the virtues of "her fine ass", and yes she referred to herself in the third person. That was what made me remember her specifically because I have also been asked to slap a woman's butt in a bar as part of the stage show but I don't remember anything about that incident beyond it was in a bar, and she was part of the show. What year, city and the race of the woman are all vanished into the mists of time.
The woman who asked me while I was waiting for the train was September of 2017, it was hot for September and the sun was bright, it was early afternoon at the Downtown Plano DART station, the woman was Latina, and wearing black satin skintight pants and a white croptop, and did have a "fine ass". We were headed towards Dallas, I was transferring to the Blue Line for Garland and I got off before she did. Alcohol may have been involved for her but not for me.
Opus the Poet
2023-01-26 02:54:33 +0000 UTC
"Uhh, that was at least a dollar right there..."
Yelling Bird
2023-01-26 02:20:25 +0000 UTC
smooth like butta
Joe
2023-01-25 23:01:14 +0000 UTC
Specifically, that's the RP pronunciation. Cockney and the north say "smeeth"
Forgettable
2023-01-25 19:24:22 +0000 UTC
He'll just Strum along until he Clashes with someone.
Jax
2023-01-25 18:32:51 +0000 UTC
The AI goes by the name “Nicholas Nickelback”
Mad Marie
2023-01-25 17:30:44 +0000 UTC
Trust me, Sean, Marten really likes the Limelight.
Andrea Andrew
2023-01-25 15:36:29 +0000 UTC
I would hope that he'd have to prove he DOESN'T in order to stay.
Matt Pedone
2023-01-25 15:33:06 +0000 UTC
Wondering if Marten has to prove he does like Nickleback in order to stay in Canada as a guitarist?
Miyaa
2023-01-25 14:14:34 +0000 UTC
The entire polycule could probably find a home in Cubetown it sounds like.
Temperjoke
2023-01-25 14:13:40 +0000 UTC
What about testing-related casualties?
Leak
2023-01-25 13:50:35 +0000 UTC
…and now I have the mental image of an AI sitting on top of a coin sorting machine with their pants down, reading a magazine…
Mad Marie
2023-01-25 13:37:31 +0000 UTC
That sounds like a rather inefficient method of packaging coinage.
Mad Marie
2023-01-25 13:35:33 +0000 UTC
That’d be the British pronunciation, I believe.
Mad Marie
2023-01-25 13:33:26 +0000 UTC
Butta testing
Mad Marie
2023-01-25 13:32:57 +0000 UTC
The critical question: who asked you to do it?
Mad Marie
2023-01-25 13:31:45 +0000 UTC
Just as long as he doesn't Rush into it.
Sean Kinlin
2023-01-25 12:01:51 +0000 UTC
Fool me three times... well I guess I like getting fooled again.
Sean Kinlin
2023-01-25 12:00:10 +0000 UTC
So, Cubetown has a great job for Claire, a perfect department for Pintsize. All we need now is for Marten to stumble into the "play your guitar all day with no real purpose" department, and they'll be all set!
Matt Pedone
2023-01-25 11:42:58 +0000 UTC
Tricked? Really?
Matt Pedone
2023-01-25 11:41:07 +0000 UTC
I'm making the choice to pronounce that name like scythe, but with an M sound.
They were named after the act of smaking someone with the flat of a scythe blade.
Forgettable
2023-01-25 09:57:17 +0000 UTC
Dallas, actually, but kudos for the Kristofferson song parody.
Opus the Poet
2023-01-25 08:52:13 +0000 UTC
You don't have to list Beta testers in a paper.
Opus the Poet
2023-01-25 08:47:59 +0000 UTC
Should probably keep your to-be-step-sister away from him too. Pretty sure the idea of smacking sensor butt would have her die from giggling.
Chris Crowther
2023-01-25 07:59:42 +0000 UTC
FINALLY the vapour deposition reference I've been waiting for
Richard Bennett
2023-01-25 07:58:45 +0000 UTC
Joseph Cotton, oh lord no. Two times is WAY in the rear-view mirror at this point.
Yelling Bird
2023-01-25 07:25:57 +0000 UTC
Butt science
Bagge
2023-01-25 07:22:09 +0000 UTC
You should probably wash those nickels...
Da Nargh!!
2023-01-25 06:41:51 +0000 UTC
Marten is a chill master. It’s why he works so well with Claire. They balance each other out.
Thisguy
2023-01-25 06:40:52 +0000 UTC
"Butts to slap in Baton Rouge, waiting for a train, feeling nearly faded as my jeans..."
Bill Marcum
2023-01-25 06:37:08 +0000 UTC
I feel like a slide whistle is involved with data collection.
Shane Wegner
2023-01-25 05:43:44 +0000 UTC
See, I thought you'd use the "...I'd have two nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice" punchline.
JCfromNC
2023-01-25 05:41:03 +0000 UTC
Remember who his Mom is. He's seen some things.
VoxOrbisBrad
2023-01-25 05:39:14 +0000 UTC
Marten is hyper chill about this whole thing
KSib
2023-01-25 05:25:58 +0000 UTC
Interestingly enough I have never been asked to slap a random dude's butt. I have, however, been asked to slap a random woman's butt while waiting for a train.
Opus the Poet
2023-01-25 05:21:54 +0000 UTC
If I had a nickel for every time some random dude tricked me into patting his ass I'd have a shitload of nickels.