Back when I used to stand gate duty we were issued a vest with an ammo pouch for M4 clips, but no M4, just an M9 and two clips for that on our belts. But I found that a can of monster fit in it perfectly. It was nice for when I had to stand away from the guard shack by the foot traffic turnstile for an extended period of time.
Chewbacca
2023-01-10 14:01:59 +0000 UTC
Wow, Dane, that brings back memories. Especially when the top pouches didn't fit the magazines we were using.
Shlom
2023-01-09 19:19:10 +0000 UTC
Funny enough, that's exactly like my set up when I was deployed. Bottom, easy-to-access pouches? Ammo. Top, less-likely-to-get-smashed pouches? Snacks. XD
Dane Filemyr
2023-01-09 16:54:07 +0000 UTC
Well, I like (meat) jerky, and I'm not sure that any of us who like jerky can criticize the fructivores.
Ursus Ridens
2023-01-09 03:07:02 +0000 UTC
Maybe she's an insecurity person. An insecurity guard.
Michael Schmidt
2023-01-09 02:18:48 +0000 UTC
Actually, I like that more!
And, as a practical point, I'm not sure if Naugahyde is something the younger set knows about.
ValdVin
2023-01-09 02:02:40 +0000 UTC
Marten, I am not one to kink shame. You do you, boo; go ahead and masticate on that leather to your heart’s content.
Mad Marie
2023-01-09 01:55:30 +0000 UTC
I just came across Piñatex on the internets tonight. Literally leather made from fruit.
Mad Marie
2023-01-09 01:50:05 +0000 UTC
Fruit nubuck
Mad Marie
2023-01-09 01:43:05 +0000 UTC
For a large portion of the population, practical tactical gear is exactly why we have handbags.
Mad Marie
2023-01-09 01:41:39 +0000 UTC
Is there any reason a world with sentient AIs call it "fruit leather" instead of "fruitgahyde"?
ValdVin
2023-01-09 01:26:42 +0000 UTC
A thousand times more practical than most of the "tactical" stuff people carry.
Clifton Royston
2023-01-09 00:25:16 +0000 UTC
Evan should never meet May. May would totally destroy Evan's psyche several times a day without even meaning to, just by acting natural.
Clifton Royston
2023-01-09 00:21:59 +0000 UTC
Evan only seems to get this panicky and flustered around Claire specifically, which suggests that she's actually attracted to Claire. Neither of them will ever understand this.
Stephen Wells
2023-01-08 18:44:03 +0000 UTC
Murderbot is an excellent security person, and any flustering is definitely not the result of the F-word [feelings], which incidentally should be banned ////>_</////
enchantedsleeper
2023-01-08 16:09:30 +0000 UTC
Evan & Old Boaty?
Miyaa
2023-01-08 12:33:11 +0000 UTC
So did Hanners for the entire work placement period. It was her mum's fault.
David Paul
2023-01-08 09:59:49 +0000 UTC
I couldn't remember their name for the life of me. Kept on thinking "Taffy."
Joseph Bonnar
2023-01-08 08:55:52 +0000 UTC
We'll be here all day... but what a way to go!
Leak
2023-01-08 08:30:45 +0000 UTC
No, station and Tilly have struck up a romance.
Ted Van Roekel
2023-01-08 08:03:04 +0000 UTC
Honestly not bad preparations
Bagge
2023-01-08 05:51:58 +0000 UTC
Just avoid the fruit pleather
Magic Chopstick Games
2023-01-08 05:20:55 +0000 UTC
It probably wouldn't be a seaworthy ship, but she and Iris should swap jobs.
William Cole
2023-01-08 05:14:31 +0000 UTC
Is Station still lonely?
Wayne Farmer
2023-01-08 04:53:49 +0000 UTC
I would say May but I ship her with everyone
2023-01-08 04:00:15 +0000 UTC
Sorry Evan, but it looks like you're going to have to commit sepuku with that squirt gun. It's the only way to restore your honor!
wargrunt42
2023-01-08 03:51:07 +0000 UTC
Mmm, fruit leather.
Will Weaver
2023-01-08 03:42:39 +0000 UTC
Evan can handle security events up to planetary extinction threats with just a squirt gun and toddler-approved snacks. That is impressive.
Todd Ellner
2023-01-08 03:33:13 +0000 UTC
She flusters easy, don't she? Not a good thing for a security person. *looks at Murderbot*
Sleepy John
2023-01-08 03:28:00 +0000 UTC
Ok.
We need (sob) to ship Evan. Suggestions, please!