Someone I know went to work for the IT security department for a company with a reputation for being intensely focused on security. If I'm recalling correctly, his first task after completing his orientation was to do a vulnerability scan on the environment. A week later, he came back to his boss and reported, "I could not find any vulnerabilities."
His boss replied without any hesitation, "Do it again. There's no way we're that secure."
The second time through, he found a lot more problems. To be fair, some of them were false positives. But not all of them were.
Some Ed
2022-12-16 00:17:53 +0000 UTC
I've known a couple of people who went to work at highly dysfunctional large organizations and had a blast.
I'm pretty sure you wouldn't want to work with them at any company.
Some Ed
2022-12-15 23:56:13 +0000 UTC
Fortunately, I don't think anyone in this comic is the Dali Lama. Looking at it from another perspective, how many people accept carrying a phone whose OS and updates are controlled by their company? Do any of them have a way to determine that they're not carrying their company's bug around with them?
Some Ed
2022-12-15 23:53:01 +0000 UTC
And after that it’ll be her turn to blow up the world!
BagFullOfLizards
2022-12-15 21:14:28 +0000 UTC
new comic up, refresh if needed. ~<3
Mitsuki Ayane
2022-12-15 07:37:45 +0000 UTC
So far, no. I always worry a bit about Jeph when the comic is late or missing, which says a lot about me, and nothing about Jeph.
Joseph Bonnar
2022-12-15 06:28:53 +0000 UTC
Give it a month
PixelThis
2022-12-15 06:15:38 +0000 UTC
Emperor has a nice ring to it.
2022-12-15 06:06:01 +0000 UTC
No comic today?
KiTA
2022-12-15 05:11:14 +0000 UTC
And Dictator Augustus, the week after.
Captain Button
2022-12-15 05:09:32 +0000 UTC
She's gonna be Director Augustus before the end of this visit
RoofPig
2022-12-15 04:56:16 +0000 UTC
TBH biggest problem with this whole environment is the horrendous lack of *boundaries* - hilarious for a comic, but triggers all my work and childhood traumas.
Sean Morgan
2022-12-14 22:46:48 +0000 UTC
Oh, in real life Claire would be a complete imbecile to do anything other than get back on the boat. I've seen what happens when people are brought into highly dysfunctional large organizations. It's never "they have a good time".
Erinnyes
2022-12-14 21:16:55 +0000 UTC
This. No such thing as a fool-proof security system, it would actually make sense to prep and do checks incase of failures, versus waiting for them to happen to do them.
Cole Blackblood
2022-12-14 19:45:57 +0000 UTC
I didn't even see the neck line for an A.I. Body.
Dan Curtis
2022-12-14 19:00:04 +0000 UTC
Or maybe a good security officer would assume there were flaws in their security system and therefore would opperate under their assumption...
Gemma Hentsch
2022-12-14 17:46:45 +0000 UTC
Probably not as tall as Bubbles, she's only about a half-head taller than Marten.
PixelThis
2022-12-14 17:25:53 +0000 UTC
I think this AI woman might be as tall as May or Bubbles.
Andrea Andrew
2022-12-14 16:33:48 +0000 UTC
In real life, Claire would be heading into choppy waters. But I agree, any of these outcomes is more likely in QC.
That Blair Guy
2022-12-14 15:45:00 +0000 UTC
Also in the realm of possibility: Chairwoman of the Board of Directors, High Priestess, or Mayor...
Andreas_B
2022-12-14 15:32:36 +0000 UTC
True. However, realizing that your prospective employer is trying to bug your room would be enough to piss off the Dali Lama.
OldGoat
2022-12-14 15:28:33 +0000 UTC
So, either she doesn't get the job, or she's named the new director of Cubetown.
Matt Pedone
2022-12-14 14:56:30 +0000 UTC
On the other hand, as Yay said, they desperately need someone like Claire.
Daryl Sawyer
2022-12-14 14:46:22 +0000 UTC
I feel like finding a stranger scoping out your room in an unfamiliar place, operated by an organization that's giving you a lot of red flags (and also putting the potential stress on you of having to move away from friends and family to deep dive into a project you don't know if you're equipped to deal with the scope of) might result in someone being on edge with increasingly limited patience for shenanigans.
Jay
2022-12-14 12:27:06 +0000 UTC
I worry Claire is going to blow the interview on the grounds of culture fit. She’s way more uptight than any of the locals.
That Blair Guy
2022-12-14 12:23:32 +0000 UTC
From what i hear and read this is the experience of most Germans moving to the US. The rest fit right in.
Tommm
2022-12-14 11:57:21 +0000 UTC
Wow, she's uh. Not nice.
KiTA
2022-12-14 10:52:21 +0000 UTC
Yeah, she's being a lot of a dick here.
Chris Crowther
2022-12-14 10:25:02 +0000 UTC
I have a tactical chocolate bar in my purse. Keeps the me in line.
Mad Marie
2022-12-14 10:14:46 +0000 UTC
Poor Evan. If there were a panel 5 she would be resigning in it. She needs to talk to Roko.
Stephen Wells
2022-12-14 10:01:25 +0000 UTC
Claire is just being mean here.
Of course there are critical points of failure in a security system. Give them the benefit of the doubt that they have thoroughly checked Evanescent.
Jan Gampe
2022-12-14 08:54:18 +0000 UTC
Are those tactical chocolate bars in the vest?
Or tactical handheld game consoles?