Not For Patting
Added 2022-11-14 02:15:17 +0000 UTCdo not touch the hair
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I can has Yayzbrgr?
Mad Marie
2022-11-16 03:14:32 +0000 UTCAh, the first program I can recall seeing in the now nineteen-year-old language of QCAIScript. (Actually, there has to be a better name for that. Anybody?)
Ursus Ridens
2022-11-15 04:24:06 +0000 UTC"Fuck you, Elliot!"
Nicolas Demers
2022-11-15 01:58:48 +0000 UTCif not for patting then why is so cute
Lucas Werkmeister
2022-11-15 01:26:15 +0000 UTCwow, Button - never expected to find an E.E. Smith callout here. BZ!!
Joe
2022-11-14 23:46:10 +0000 UTCit's the menu in Arnold Schwarzenegger's head updated. I like it.
Joe
2022-11-14 23:45:05 +0000 UTCGOT 'EM
Ethan Searls
2022-11-14 19:01:23 +0000 UTCSo that’s why it’s called Pat-ronizing.
Michael Keogh
2022-11-14 18:51:55 +0000 UTCthey really are trying it's very cute
Ace of Hearts
2022-11-14 17:05:39 +0000 UTCDang Yay! Hittin him where it hurts!
Yelling Bird
2022-11-14 16:36:57 +0000 UTCI'm imagining how many millions of combinations of words Yay went through in that pause before they uttered that final phrase. Hoo boy. Did anybody else hold their breath?
Ruth Merriam
2022-11-14 15:43:57 +0000 UTCWow. Yay just made me pee a little. Scary!
Daniel Rydberg
2022-11-14 15:35:28 +0000 UTCYay prefers to spell it “artisan”.
Mad Marie
2022-11-14 13:53:47 +0000 UTCYay is an Arisian?
Captain Button
2022-11-14 13:33:10 +0000 UTCRenee probably didn’t know Elliot had a middle name.
Miyaa
2022-11-14 13:17:37 +0000 UTCIt's a wonder that Renee has never tried that on him.
Mark
2022-11-14 12:31:11 +0000 UTCYay is also responsible for the original Mandela effect.
Mad Marie
2022-11-14 12:08:32 +0000 UTCSomehow even physical documents have now been updated to reflect that in such a way that nobody would be able to identify that any changes have ever been made. People assume that the Mandela affect is why they keep thinking Elliot didn't have a middle name
Carin Maja Brooks
2022-11-14 10:48:10 +0000 UTCElliott didn’t have a middle name on his birth certificate before Yay needed to use one…but somehow the central database has been updated without a trace.
Mad Marie
2022-11-14 09:17:59 +0000 UTC"You will heed our directive or else we will (GenerateThreatThatDoesNotProvokeLawEnforcementResponse() ); Threat declined for criteria... Threat declined for criteria... Threat declined for criteria AND ThreatDoesNotProvokeMilitaryResponse() Threat declined for criteria... Accepted. RETURN "We will be very disappointed in you." END
Shane Wegner
2022-11-14 08:41:01 +0000 UTCYay is *so* restrained here.
Andrew Mitchell
2022-11-14 06:10:55 +0000 UTCYay is picking up Mom energy from Aurelia.
OldGoat
2022-11-14 06:10:44 +0000 UTCEmpty threats are all they have, mostly since Roko would get mad if Yay used any of their _actual_ threats.
Sammitch
2022-11-14 06:05:54 +0000 UTC
