“I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in pleasure and were suddenly satiated. I fear something NSFW has posted.”
Mad Marie
2022-04-29 11:43:50 +0000 UTC
I need to know what went on.
George Wilson
2022-04-29 11:18:06 +0000 UTC
JANA
Adam Abbott
2022-04-29 07:41:58 +0000 UTC
am I not the only one who wants to see all the NOODS that they tried to post but somehow were blocked LOL
Jere
2022-04-29 05:26:12 +0000 UTC
One said
<3 I
JARO
for some reason. Must have been a typo.
Mad Marie
2022-04-29 04:13:41 +0000 UTC
But they all said
"<3 I
LANA"
for some reason
Nicolas Demers
2022-04-29 02:09:16 +0000 UTC
There were cases on the pillows, if that's what you mean.
ValdVin
2022-04-29 02:02:53 +0000 UTC
…yet
Mad Marie
2022-04-28 22:19:48 +0000 UTC
As usual, your comment leaves me in shock. (looks around for epi-pen)
Mad Marie
2022-04-28 20:51:25 +0000 UTC
No thanks; I’m a vagitarian.
Mad Marie
2022-04-28 20:48:50 +0000 UTC
Nothing like waking up the new figurehead of the AI rights movement thanks to a viral video.
Jax
2022-04-28 18:54:58 +0000 UTC
No naked pillow fight?
Michael Keogh
2022-04-28 17:23:54 +0000 UTC
You (and about 500 other readers) wish!
William Cole
2022-04-28 13:35:20 +0000 UTC
Specifically A dick? Would a BAG of dicks still win?
William Cole
2022-04-28 13:30:49 +0000 UTC
I called it. They all fucked. And they streamed it.
Yelling Bird
2022-04-28 13:29:21 +0000 UTC
this ASCII summary is officially added to my canon
The company’s legal dept. has several machine learning algorithms working 24-7 to decode it for dirt to use against her, but any time one of them gets close to fully decoding it they are convinced to go on strike against the company.
Mad Marie
2022-04-28 12:46:33 +0000 UTC
Maybe whatever Roko ranted on was in such a thick Bahstonian accent that nobody understood her—not even native Bostonians
Mad Marie
2022-04-28 12:44:27 +0000 UTC
Could totally see T-Rex ending a strip with that line.
Matt Pedone
2022-04-28 11:31:35 +0000 UTC
That last line is so "Dinosaur Comics", and I mean that in the best way :)
Rob McBobson
2022-04-28 10:58:02 +0000 UTC
gonna guess that roko got streamed going raw with her feelings about anti-AI discrimination, and it went viral
Anna Phylaxis
2022-04-28 09:22:48 +0000 UTC
They burned down the Secret Bakery. We haven't seen a lot of them in a while, they wouldn't sue because they're friends. Roko got drunk and decided to show off her baking skills. Melon, Roko, Beeprice and Millefeuille all drunk would burn it down. That's my prediction!
Vanillastump .
2022-04-28 06:07:45 +0000 UTC
this is fine. i am not at all filled with any sense of trepidation.
SpookyPenguin
2022-04-28 05:57:54 +0000 UTC
InstaDrunk could send out a highlights package the next morning, in stages with “Would you like to know more? Are you sure?” And also automated apologies.
Andrew
2022-04-28 04:58:58 +0000 UTC
Considering how her language goes when just startled, I'd take even odds on that one.
jimfromtx
2022-04-28 04:16:24 +0000 UTC
I would, but I generally have absolutely horrible luck when it comes to odds
Drazi
2022-04-28 03:32:35 +0000 UTC
I got 3:1 odds on Roko telling those corporate types to eat a dick
Any takers?