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Happy new year! Say hello to Emmett. Hello, Emmett.

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yeah, a lot of those tiny waifs are probably trans, or "early bloomers" who don't like being stared at by strange men, or are just uncomfortable being stared at in general. your problem is with the clothing manufacturers. also, i always get 3XL hoodies, and i never have the slightest trouble finding them. other garments, sure, but never hoodies. shop online.

Ashe C. Addams

Roamans.Com has seriously large, good looking clothing. I'm currently wearing a size 6x sweatshirt-material zip-up robe with hood.

Am Queue

Cute kids. I want a hoodie too - but I’m Bubble’s size.

Sparky

I agree that she's adorable, but it's her decision, not ours.

Matt Pedone

That, and it'd be criminal to cover up a face that adorable. Because yes, Bubbles is adorable.

jimfromtx

I can answer Bubbles' question. It's for the same reason that I don't have one. Companies that make hoodies only make like 12 of them in sizes over 2XL. And all those are bought by tiny waifs who want to swim in a hoodie and be able to wear it as their entire outfit. Not that I'm bitter or anything.

ha. ha. i'm just too nerdy. I like basic instructions, so thanks. my personal favorite is https://xkcd.com/974/

Panel 1 looks like the beginning of a vlog entry, haha

Mad Marie

son is jealous.

Joe

She still does. She keeps it in their bedroom.

Some Ed

As someone mentioned above, if you add a few Xes to that, then apparently Comfy does. They do look a bit warmer than the average hoodie however.

Some Ed

That's one way to handle the date change that I very much approve, considering last year: https://mobile.twitter.com/Jolly_Jack/status/1477319196908347392

Leak

Yes Doc Gumby. I did say Fluttershy 😊🥰

Scotty

*head raises alertly, swivels around* Did someone say Fluttershy? :)

Doc Gumby

Looks like Emmett is the Fluttershy of the QC world 😊😊

Scotty

As the owner of a 9XL sweatshirt for lounging-around-the-house-in wearing...it's honestly pretty great, everyone should own some ludicrously oversized clothing

Merle Blue

in which case the eeesh wins, any crush could only end badly

Brad Kirkwood

Your comment reminded me of this comic! I sincerely hope it makes you laugh. http://www.basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2018/4/12/how-to-make-a-public-service-announcement

David Garrett

Or both. "Shy" and "crush" are not mutually exclusive. Both is also an option.

Alex Borders

copyright needs updating

Hello Emmett

Bagge

Is emmett a time traveler from 2005

Robin Wyatt

Was gonna ask.

Atashkada

It's a pleasure to see the vivacious Miss Bean again.

William Cole

Emmet is shy or possibly has a crush, awww or eeesh respectively

Brad Kirkwood

Bloody time travelers messing up again!

Captain Button

Emmett somehow has more blush than face

Alan Wiggs

Because ya got it, Bubs, so ya oughta flaunt it!

Mark

I wonder if Bubs has a sister 🤔

W H Sparkman

It's Sam! To celebrate, I made a Sam: https://www.heroforge.com/load_config%3D26482804/ Also, I made a SKULLMASTER, MASTER OF SKULLS: https://www.heroforge.com/load_config%3D26489210/

Diptych

Is that a dysphoria hoodie? That looks suspiciously familiar

Carin Maja Brooks

Honestly, just being friends w/ Sam has probably thickened their social resistances.

Shawn K. Younkin

I am concerned that this particular group of people might be a lot for Emmet to take all at once.

Ace of Hearts

Skullpadawan

Mad Marie

not big enough. see my note below.

Joe

never change, YB.

Joe

heh. my son (late 20s) just received a 5XL hoodie for Christmas from us. he's 6' 3", 250. he can totally hide in that thing. & he loves it.

Joe

Bubbles expression is what I imagine a 5 year old would look like seeing their new puppy.

So the bigger, more important question is this: what’s the name of Skullmaster’s assistant?

Miyaa

It is! Comes from Old English word “ǣmete.” It’s also now an extension for Notebook++. (EmmetNPP)

Miyaa

mmposmsh happy new year m-words

SpookyPenguin

I'VE GOT A HOODIE I CAN HIDE IN! WELL ACTUALLY, IT'S MORE OF A SOCK! AND I ONLY HIDE PART OF ME IN IT...

Yelling Bird

Bless you!

https://www.instantrimshot.com/ You're welcome

David Barr

'Pleased to meet you, too' presumably

MiqoRems

There isn't enough hoodie material in the world to make that happen Bubs

MikeT

good question

ezazel

Does Emmett have a jug band? If not, he otter.

Tudza

plmchutoo, emmett

Hugh Eckert

Because if you have a friend you must be gay. JFC

Todd Ellner

Ooh good point.

Matthew Van Gangelen

I used to have a cat named Emmett. He also had a very red nose.

Celine Chamberlin

1 XXXXL hoodie for a miss … Bubbles?

Matthew Van Gangelen

Emmet is the name of my rescue cat, who can be similarly shy and reclusive.

Beck Archer

#BubsNeedsHoodie

Joseph Bonnar

Emmett! They must be protected.

Runhildr Zaetl

Pimchutoo. Pleased to meet you?

Craig Miller

In your size? That’s called a tent Bubs. In all honesty, we need to see Bubs in a hoodie.

Thisguy

Hey: I think we should use ‘they’ for Emmett until we know any different. Also ‘b words’ = lmao

Mad Marie

Me too Bubs. Me too.

Katrina Urmson

Also my reaction to pretty women with muscles

Dylan T

Hello Emmett

Eric Davies

Sure they do! She'd likely have to go to DXL, but she's not Shaq size!

Grace Kieser

My mom, who is very very small, once complained to me there isn’t a “Little & Small” corresponding store to “Big & Tall.” She’s 75 and still has to buy clothes in children sizes. On the bright side, she’s really gotten into “Encanto” recently.

Miyaa

If you can find a ginormous hoodie like that, please let me know!

Miyaa

Emmett is awesome.

Summer Sudbrink

Come on, y'alls. Bubbles is big, but she's not *that* big. Just send her a catalogue from the Big & Tall store. I'd estimate her to fit comfortably in a Tall 4XL.

awgiedawgie

not sure they make hoodies that size, Bubbles

LH

Bubs, you used to have giant armor to hide in, remember?

Bruce Steinberg

Pretty sure Emily could hook Bubbles up with a hoodie like the sweater she made.

Kenneth

Here comes the introvert, hello introvert! Oh no, I made the introvert the center of attention; there goes the introvert

MrGamy

Giant hoodie for Bubs!

LithelyUnshod

thats me @ that age. what a cutie.

runrin

There isn't enough fabric in the city, Bubbles.

Peter McDevitt

Possibly a bebbe enby. But they're a cute little hoodie-dweller either way.

...aaaaand Sam's gay too.

Andje Lewkowicz-Lalonde

Snek.

BobC

Seriously. I'm wondering if the kid's also going to turn out to come from a less-than-supportive home.

Maurice Kessler

And now the entire fanbase wants to find bubbles a hoodie.

Tannerbot

Emmett is reacting exactly how I would to meeting Faye or Bubbles. I hope Sam's ready to catch them if they get so flustered they pass out

Fart Captor

Faye has gravity, nay, physics defying hooters. The only ones that sort of looked like that weren't OEM and it seems unlikely Faye would need to go aftermarket.

Jim Feldman

Emmett is my child now.

Absentia

No, Yay's not on this page.

Absentia

It's Marigold from the past!

Elberik

Oh my sweet goddess, I love Emmett already. They are my child now.

Absentia

Why are yall already talking about shipping? THEY'RE A CHILD

Brent

New year, new character!

Andrew Mitchell

Do they make hoodies in XXXL-thicc? She big.

Andrew

Emmitt is giving me serious trans vibes. Not sure if they're a trans femme egg or a recently cracked trans masc tho. They're adorable either way

Fart Captor

Faye has nice hooters

W H Sparkman

Isn't Emmet a somewhat obsolete word for ant. Somebody check for antennae.

Michael Boettger

Because such a hooded sweatshirt would take a monumental effort to create

Matthew Harris

Yay! New character to add to the cast of thousands! Let the shipping begin!

Douglas E. Smith

Need Bubbles in a bigass hoodie, stat!

TubaGinger

Emmett is already my favorite and needs protection.

Vilinda

PLMCHUTOO

Errol Lobo

👀

virtulis

Looks like a new ship for me to become invested in.

Chauncey

"What's up my b-words" oh Sam, never change!

Clifton Royston

Everyone should have a hoodie like that, Bubs.

HillaryGayle

Looks a bit like a younger version of Marigold.

That’s a question I’ve asked myself before, too, Bubbles.

…I wonder if an Oodie would be large enough for Bubbles…

Sarah

hello emmet

BeatButton

*whispers quietly* hi Emmett

Lucas Werkmeister

Emmett is adorable

Nicholas Lopez


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