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that does it for BEMBO WEEK. Perhaps he will return...someday....


regular QC resumes next week!

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Theory: Alice Grove isn't set in the same universe as QC, but Bembo is.

Diptych

sketch layer accidentally left on?

Kate Cole

I love bembo stories so much,

CaseyAEC

Wait wait wait…did that GROW there?

Mad Marie

Listen, full nudity is no excuse for a sub-15 Armor Class

Alan Wiggs

I put on my chainmail wizard hat

MikeT

OH MY GOD CLAIRE IN AN ADORABLE WIZARD OUTFIT

Daniel Blom Paulsen

I love Tavern of Doom. I can see a lot of the cast in a fantasy setting with only minimal changes. Marten would multiclass because he has no idea what to specialize in.

Bagge

Eye socket penetration!

Todd Ellner

Only reptiles and echidnas can be circumcised more than once

Todd Ellner

I wanna make out with the eye patch lady 🥺

Fart Captor

Male equivalent of the chainmail bikini bottom. excellent.

Nathaniel Tagg

NO STABBY THE PEEPEE

Ami

I kinda wish these were a regular comic, as opposed to a special treat, ah well, till next time Bembo!

Temperjoke

No, no... that's a door to a room deeper inside the establishment.

awgiedawgie

Ugh... they both are!!

Shawn K. Younkin

It's not about bravery, it's about NOT wanting your peepee stabbed.

Shawn K. Younkin

What it means to have my brain: why is the Tavern of Doom sign *inside* the tavern? Normally you advertise your business on the outside.

Carl Fink

Tavern of Doom!!

Shawn K. Younkin

Yes. Chain mail does not do much about stabs! And you need a layer of something under it or you're wearing a cheese grater.

Ardent Slacker

The sex museum in Amsterdam would like many words with you about that penis.

Miyaa

Years ago, at a SF con in Baltimore, a woman I was hanging around with was going around proudly showing off the Klingon condom, complete with packaging, she had acquired. It was entirely chainmail.

Tom B

Someone is going to stat that up aren't they?

Stormfalcon

Until next year. And yes, that's definitely Dora's ancient elvish ancestor.

Michael Boettger

Same, and it'd make for constant hair removal too!

Jason Wotzko

I ALSO HAVE AN ARMORED PENIS, BUT IT'LL COST YOU $5 TO SEE IT!

Yelling Bird

Bembo was circumcised as a newborn. The wielder of the scalpel did not live long, and Bembo did not allow that mistake to be made again.

Mad Marie

Eyepatch Elf is cute ... 😳

Daniel Blom Paulsen

Plate mail is a better option if you're worried about being stabbed.

Robin

bye bye bembo boy — he’ll be back, hasta la vista, we may hope

Ísabel Pirsic

“Tavern of Doom” ❤️❤️

Chelsea

https://imgur.com/a/InPN6ph He likes to have his chainmail removed by someone like Ma Ma from Dredd.

Carrie

BRB, gonna go talk to my local piercing parlor...

Orion Rhine

There is … an oglaf about that, I regret to remember (keyword “pinkeye”)

Ísabel Pirsic

Oh, so the mighty Bembo, who needs no armour... is scared of getting his willy stabbed. Humph.

Just some Fish

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R S

was looking for this comment

ninjoe

Well done! Would buy

Lyman Green

Can’t help by wonder why the elf has an eyepatch. Has she also had an after hours encounter with Bembo’s concealed weapon?

Andrew

Coffee of Doom is built on the same site. With a few businesses in between, including a magic shop. They moved out soon after.

Andrew

Yes. That's why they can't get rid of the spiders without permission from the Preservation Committee.

Captain Button

Is Coffe of Doom a Historical Landmark? The place there once stood a medieval Tavern?

Slashplane

Yes, but The Crystal Prison of Eternal Torment is definitely somewhere in Connecticut.

TwoRavens

Ribbed... _not_ for her pleasure.

Thomas A. Dennis

Is this a homage to Micheal Moorcock's "The Stone Thing"?

Captain Button

Bembo sleeps beneath the Tavern Of Doom, but will awaken in Our Hour Of Greatest Need.

Captain Button

Come on, Oglaf would have definitely shown the chainmail foreskin.

Moray Macdonald

Plot twist: All of the Bembo comics take place in the QC present day, but in New Hampshire

Adam Friedlander

"Coital Prowess", the new album from Chainmail Foreskin. Only on 12-inch.

Sean Kinlin

May? Is that you?

OldGoat

....having made the mistake of wearing chainmail on bare skin, I will only say: Ouuuuuucchhhhh....

Anthony Gaglianese

Sooo. Tavern of Doom is run by Dora's great great, infinitely great witch or warlock forebearer, right?

EC Duke

So that’s where Sara & Raven went!

Miyaa

Bembo, that’s not chainmail it’s called a…! No, never mind. Have fun with that one

KingAtticus

... Oglaf, is that you?

That'sSoRevan

Tavern of Doom, huh? I worry about the curses the witch in charge does with her brews. Or how large the basement spiders are...

Seidmadr

The chafing alone...

Tannerbot

Chainmail foreskin is…a mood I don’t want

Mr. Ifrit

Hehe "Coital Prowess" 🤣

Andrew Judd

Oh we’re going to need a higher NSFW tier for this.

Miyaa

Same time next year?

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