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Added 2021-12-29 22:13:59 +0000 UTCthat does it for BEMBO WEEK. Perhaps he will return...someday....
regular QC resumes next week!
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Theory: Alice Grove isn't set in the same universe as QC, but Bembo is.
Diptych
2021-12-31 09:32:55 +0000 UTCsketch layer accidentally left on?
Kate Cole
2021-12-31 05:33:25 +0000 UTCI love bembo stories so much,
CaseyAEC
2021-12-31 03:24:46 +0000 UTCWait wait wait…did that GROW there?
Mad Marie
2021-12-30 13:31:02 +0000 UTCListen, full nudity is no excuse for a sub-15 Armor Class
Alan Wiggs
2021-12-30 13:25:48 +0000 UTCI put on my chainmail wizard hat
MikeT
2021-12-30 10:48:19 +0000 UTCOH MY GOD CLAIRE IN AN ADORABLE WIZARD OUTFIT
Daniel Blom Paulsen
2021-12-30 10:16:48 +0000 UTCI love Tavern of Doom. I can see a lot of the cast in a fantasy setting with only minimal changes. Marten would multiclass because he has no idea what to specialize in.
Bagge
2021-12-30 07:07:26 +0000 UTCEye socket penetration!
Todd Ellner
2021-12-30 05:42:18 +0000 UTCOnly reptiles and echidnas can be circumcised more than once
Todd Ellner
2021-12-30 05:41:32 +0000 UTCI wanna make out with the eye patch lady 🥺
Fart Captor
2021-12-30 04:56:41 +0000 UTCMale equivalent of the chainmail bikini bottom. excellent.
Nathaniel Tagg
2021-12-30 04:50:58 +0000 UTCNO STABBY THE PEEPEE
Ami
2021-12-30 04:48:42 +0000 UTCI kinda wish these were a regular comic, as opposed to a special treat, ah well, till next time Bembo!
Temperjoke
2021-12-30 03:30:11 +0000 UTCNo, no... that's a door to a room deeper inside the establishment.
awgiedawgie
2021-12-30 03:07:20 +0000 UTCUgh... they both are!!
Shawn K. Younkin
2021-12-30 02:58:08 +0000 UTCIt's not about bravery, it's about NOT wanting your peepee stabbed.
Shawn K. Younkin
2021-12-30 02:57:25 +0000 UTCWhat it means to have my brain: why is the Tavern of Doom sign *inside* the tavern? Normally you advertise your business on the outside.
Carl Fink
2021-12-30 02:56:03 +0000 UTCTavern of Doom!!
Shawn K. Younkin
2021-12-30 02:50:22 +0000 UTCYes. Chain mail does not do much about stabs! And you need a layer of something under it or you're wearing a cheese grater.
Ardent Slacker
2021-12-30 01:58:00 +0000 UTCThe sex museum in Amsterdam would like many words with you about that penis.
Miyaa
2021-12-30 01:52:24 +0000 UTCYears ago, at a SF con in Baltimore, a woman I was hanging around with was going around proudly showing off the Klingon condom, complete with packaging, she had acquired. It was entirely chainmail.
Tom B
2021-12-30 01:21:11 +0000 UTCSomeone is going to stat that up aren't they?
Stormfalcon
2021-12-30 00:57:06 +0000 UTCUntil next year. And yes, that's definitely Dora's ancient elvish ancestor.
Michael Boettger
2021-12-30 00:34:43 +0000 UTCSame, and it'd make for constant hair removal too!
Jason Wotzko
2021-12-30 00:32:17 +0000 UTCI ALSO HAVE AN ARMORED PENIS, BUT IT'LL COST YOU $5 TO SEE IT!
Yelling Bird
2021-12-30 00:15:30 +0000 UTCBembo was circumcised as a newborn. The wielder of the scalpel did not live long, and Bembo did not allow that mistake to be made again.
Mad Marie
2021-12-30 00:00:10 +0000 UTCEyepatch Elf is cute ... 😳
Daniel Blom Paulsen
2021-12-29 23:42:54 +0000 UTCPlate mail is a better option if you're worried about being stabbed.
Robin
2021-12-29 23:41:11 +0000 UTCbye bye bembo boy — he’ll be back, hasta la vista, we may hope
Ísabel Pirsic
2021-12-29 23:40:54 +0000 UTC“Tavern of Doom” ❤️❤️
Chelsea
2021-12-29 23:28:39 +0000 UTChttps://imgur.com/a/InPN6ph He likes to have his chainmail removed by someone like Ma Ma from Dredd.
Carrie
2021-12-29 23:25:12 +0000 UTCBRB, gonna go talk to my local piercing parlor...
Orion Rhine
2021-12-29 23:24:27 +0000 UTCThere is … an oglaf about that, I regret to remember (keyword “pinkeye”)
Ísabel Pirsic
2021-12-29 23:23:23 +0000 UTCOh, so the mighty Bembo, who needs no armour... is scared of getting his willy stabbed. Humph.
Just some Fish
2021-12-29 23:22:35 +0000 UTC🤨
R S
2021-12-29 23:11:31 +0000 UTCwas looking for this comment
ninjoe
2021-12-29 22:41:19 +0000 UTCWell done! Would buy
Lyman Green
2021-12-29 22:40:26 +0000 UTCCan’t help by wonder why the elf has an eyepatch. Has she also had an after hours encounter with Bembo’s concealed weapon?
Andrew
2021-12-29 22:39:46 +0000 UTCCoffee of Doom is built on the same site. With a few businesses in between, including a magic shop. They moved out soon after.
Andrew
2021-12-29 22:38:01 +0000 UTCYes. That's why they can't get rid of the spiders without permission from the Preservation Committee.
Captain Button
2021-12-29 22:34:58 +0000 UTCIs Coffe of Doom a Historical Landmark? The place there once stood a medieval Tavern?
Slashplane
2021-12-29 22:32:39 +0000 UTCYes, but The Crystal Prison of Eternal Torment is definitely somewhere in Connecticut.
TwoRavens
2021-12-29 22:29:45 +0000 UTCRibbed... _not_ for her pleasure.
Thomas A. Dennis
2021-12-29 22:29:06 +0000 UTCIs this a homage to Micheal Moorcock's "The Stone Thing"?
Captain Button
2021-12-29 22:26:46 +0000 UTCBembo sleeps beneath the Tavern Of Doom, but will awaken in Our Hour Of Greatest Need.
Captain Button
2021-12-29 22:24:13 +0000 UTCCome on, Oglaf would have definitely shown the chainmail foreskin.
Moray Macdonald
2021-12-29 22:22:57 +0000 UTCPlot twist: All of the Bembo comics take place in the QC present day, but in New Hampshire
Adam Friedlander
2021-12-29 22:20:53 +0000 UTC"Coital Prowess", the new album from Chainmail Foreskin. Only on 12-inch.
Sean Kinlin
2021-12-29 22:19:59 +0000 UTCMay? Is that you?
OldGoat
2021-12-29 22:19:24 +0000 UTC....having made the mistake of wearing chainmail on bare skin, I will only say: Ouuuuuucchhhhh....
Anthony Gaglianese
2021-12-29 22:19:06 +0000 UTCSooo. Tavern of Doom is run by Dora's great great, infinitely great witch or warlock forebearer, right?
EC Duke
2021-12-29 22:18:49 +0000 UTCSo that’s where Sara & Raven went!
Miyaa
2021-12-29 22:18:40 +0000 UTCBembo, that’s not chainmail it’s called a…! No, never mind. Have fun with that one
KingAtticus
2021-12-29 22:16:58 +0000 UTC... Oglaf, is that you?
That'sSoRevan
2021-12-29 22:16:47 +0000 UTCTavern of Doom, huh? I worry about the curses the witch in charge does with her brews. Or how large the basement spiders are...
Seidmadr
2021-12-29 22:16:47 +0000 UTCThe chafing alone...
Tannerbot
2021-12-29 22:16:39 +0000 UTCChainmail foreskin is…a mood I don’t want
Mr. Ifrit
2021-12-29 22:16:27 +0000 UTCHehe "Coital Prowess" 🤣
Andrew Judd
2021-12-29 22:16:17 +0000 UTCOh we’re going to need a higher NSFW tier for this.
Miyaa
2021-12-29 22:16:17 +0000 UTCSame time next year?
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