Paratroop Parenting
Added 2021-12-15 23:01:27 +0000 UTC
Aurelia gets Aerith hair when she remembers to blowdry it
To be fair, we don't get to see a lot of her life outside the context of interacting with her kids. (at least so far).
Churchill (formerly TeaBear)
2021-12-17 15:02:53 +0000 UTC
That is true. Claire is working and doesn't need a full emotional assault right now. Mom would probably be better off dialing it back a little. But it's all about how much the audience wants to shtup one or the other
Todd Ellner
2021-12-17 14:39:41 +0000 UTC
Is anyone else concerned that Aurelia doesn't seem to have any real friends outside of Yay? Like she was in the middle of a crisis and had to call an adolescent AI. Not necessarily a bad thing but, where was she going for emotional support before? I doubt she did that with her booty calls.
2021-12-17 14:27:36 +0000 UTC
*points upwards* THIS.
Ashe C. Addams
2021-12-17 12:38:19 +0000 UTC
There are only two types of comments on this comic,,, Aurelia hot mommy ,,,,, and weird people being mad at Claire
Zwischen_Welten
2021-12-17 11:04:38 +0000 UTC
Cute Aurelia in panel 4.
Vanillastump .
2021-12-16 20:59:16 +0000 UTC
AURELIA NO. But in a hawt way.
Hugh Eckert
2021-12-16 18:16:12 +0000 UTC
Unrelated to the storyline itself but Aurelia can get it.
Aaron Schulz
2021-12-16 16:06:25 +0000 UTC
Secret bonus trans rep appreciation time! If my mom and I were in this kind of fight and she said something like "the perfect love and understanding that can only be shared between mother and daughter?" to me, there is absolutely a part of me that would melt over her unthinkingly referring to me as her daughter - the way Aurelia's brain even thinks to fall back on that in a time of stress tells me how much she's internalized that Claire is her daughter, not her son, and because I've only been out to my mom for a few months, that would make me probably tear up because of the meaning behind it and I'd instantly be softened.
But Claire? Claire doesn't bat an eye. She doesn't even pause. And you only get to do that when your parents have shown you, time and time again, over _years_, that they know and accept that you're their daughter. To the point where you don't even think to question their acceptance, even when you're already in a fight with them.
And gods, it's probably sad that I love that for them so much, but I do, I really really do.
2021-12-16 15:39:36 +0000 UTC
so much mom energy.
2021-12-16 15:18:03 +0000 UTC
Should Aurelia have gone to Claire's workplace to apologize, probably not, but she is trying. Claire is in no way responsible to accept an apology she's either not ready to accept or have a conversation she doesn't want to have, parent or no. Especially at the workplace. That's not really the place to have a talk ON HER FIRST FULL DAY.
2021-12-16 14:53:08 +0000 UTC
so much this
Igor Mosyagin
2021-12-16 09:52:44 +0000 UTC
At least Aurelia is trying…
Comics Ladybird
2021-12-16 09:25:38 +0000 UTC
But of course that doesn't lead to much of a storyline, does it?
Clifton Royston
2021-12-16 08:31:31 +0000 UTC
I'm surprised how many readers aren't getting this and are in one way or another blaming Claire for not humbly accepting the apology. Then again, it has taken me many years to get better at apologizing, so I shouldn't be surprised.
A better apology in this circumstance would be along the lines of "I feel really sorry that I hurt your feelings so badly last night. I ran my mouth without thinking, I felt terrible that it made you feel so bad, and I will try to be more careful in the future." And it stops there. It's up to the recipient to accept it, ignore it, or say more if they want to. (Acknowledge responsibility, name what you did wrong, express your understanding of how it affected the other person, and state an actual intention to do better/differently.)
Under the circumstances, she would probably also have done better to lead with "I'm sorry to bother you at your workplace, but I felt it was really urgent to apologize to you for last night. Can I give you my apology now if I make it quick?" That would have given Claire actual control to say "We can't talk about this now while I'm working. Maybe I can call you later" instead of having to head off a (probably loud & long) personal discussion in front of boss, coworkers, and half of Northampton.
Clifton Royston
2021-12-16 08:28:51 +0000 UTC
Nope, just you. B^>
Damon Hart-Davis
2021-12-16 07:51:00 +0000 UTC
It maybe just me... but did anybody else read "one large goat milk latte", too, and was weirdly intrigued?
ItseMeeCarsten
2021-12-16 07:19:19 +0000 UTC
It makes me giggle how much of a Claire move that is
Bagge
2021-12-16 06:03:19 +0000 UTC
It's true, Hanners is all out of TPLAUTCOSBAMAHD too.
Shane Wegner
2021-12-16 04:50:55 +0000 UTC
Aurelia, give Claire some space!
But also Aurelia: unf!
Everett Bradshaw
2021-12-16 04:48:53 +0000 UTC
I have the feels for both sides, having been on both sides.
Sleepy John
2021-12-16 04:36:10 +0000 UTC
I like the theory (posited previously but I forget by whom) that there's only enough chill for 1 Augustus at a time. Clinton is probably having a very chill breakfast somewhere right now.
William Cole
2021-12-16 04:14:11 +0000 UTC
Don’t corner people at work. It’s NOT OK.
KCkittysnores
2021-12-16 03:35:54 +0000 UTC
It seems like you don't have much experience with people who are apologizing because they feel bad and want you to accept their apology so they can feel better. If Claire said that without emotionally engaging, Aurelia would just keep going as if she hadn't said anything at all.
Brooks Moses
2021-12-16 02:09:24 +0000 UTC
She's very trying, one might even say.
Brooks Moses
2021-12-16 02:07:31 +0000 UTC
AURELLIA GETS HOTTER IN EVERY GODDAMN STRIP!
Yelling Bird
2021-12-16 01:54:11 +0000 UTC
Nah, lower left mammary is vegan, remember?
2021-12-16 01:35:17 +0000 UTC
Plant based milk
The Milkmaids would be scandalized
Alan Wiggs
2021-12-16 01:29:14 +0000 UTC
all claire, had to say was "ok, thank you", but noooooooo, more snark!!
Marty BlackEagle
2021-12-16 01:19:30 +0000 UTC
listen, she's trying.
Absentia
2021-12-16 01:19:15 +0000 UTC
her hair is cute like that
runrin
2021-12-16 00:50:23 +0000 UTC
And Claire seemed like she was on her way to processing this whole thing. Then mom shows up and puts salt in the wound. And Claire is having none of it.
Michael Boettger
2021-12-16 00:48:22 +0000 UTC
I can see Marten and Elliot commiserate while at the Spaceship cantina while Claire & Clinton watches lasers cut up various fruits and declare in unison that this is the great day in their lives. Meanwhile, Aurelia meets Hanner’s dad and sparks fly?
Miyaa
2021-12-16 00:21:03 +0000 UTC
oh no she's even hotter
Sammitch
2021-12-16 00:01:54 +0000 UTC
Damnit Claire, hold the salt
Maugrim
2021-12-15 23:54:44 +0000 UTC
You rascal! 😂
Daniel Burnett
2021-12-15 23:51:11 +0000 UTC
Aurelia's hair looks lovely. Hope she blow dries it more often
Nicholas Kratzer
2021-12-15 23:45:44 +0000 UTC
Am I the only one who noticed that Claire and Aurelia swapped glasses in the third panel?
Did I make you look?
BobC
2021-12-15 23:38:17 +0000 UTC
That's the sass people expect from CoD
Carin Maja Brooks
2021-12-15 23:29:53 +0000 UTC
One latte, zero chill.
Peter McDevitt
2021-12-15 23:26:28 +0000 UTC
I think these are automated: didn't he go on vacay?
Jim Feldman
2021-12-15 23:22:35 +0000 UTC
Dammit Aurelia, you have given me a case of the MILFies,,,,
Shawn K. Younkin
2021-12-15 23:20:58 +0000 UTC
Old enough to have two 20-something kids, so probably 40-45?
Grace Kieser
2021-12-15 23:20:01 +0000 UTC
Wow, Claire.
Christopher Wolfe
2021-12-15 23:19:32 +0000 UTC
I'm kinda digging these 6pm EST drops rather than 9pm EST, except when I've got the urge to check Patreon on my drive home...
at0m
2021-12-15 23:17:17 +0000 UTC
She's not ready to accept an apology yet and that is completely fine
Fart Captor
2021-12-15 23:17:01 +0000 UTC
Argh
Miyaa
2021-12-15 23:16:52 +0000 UTC
Agreed
Abreon or Abrea
2021-12-15 23:15:23 +0000 UTC
Zero Chill Augustus, Senora
at0m
2021-12-15 23:14:59 +0000 UTC
God, the whole family is completely out of chill.
Miyaa
2021-12-15 23:13:56 +0000 UTC
Asking the real questions
at0m
2021-12-15 23:13:30 +0000 UTC
As if Aurelia wasn't milfy enough already, now she has Aerith hair. *SWOON*
Joseph Loder
2021-12-15 23:12:31 +0000 UTC
HAIR
Tamara Macadam
2021-12-15 23:12:21 +0000 UTC
Yes, yes, but DID SHE FIND HER CAR KEYS, YET?!
Ian Wolfe
2021-12-15 23:12:03 +0000 UTC
Aurelia <3
Bollthorn
2021-12-15 23:12:02 +0000 UTC
The futility and pointlessness of life. Or maybe just that Dora is feeling lazy.
Ian Wolfe
2021-12-15 23:10:49 +0000 UTC
Claire, you're being an ass when she's trying to apologize!
Grace Kieser
2021-12-15 23:10:27 +0000 UTC
How.. um... how old is Aurelia? 'Cause she's, like, right in my wheelhouse. (cough) Were I not already happily married (and she fictional), I mean.
Buck Caldwell
2021-12-15 23:09:39 +0000 UTC
My mom's just like this. Kind person, and her heart's very clearly in the right place, but she could use some more thinking before speaking.
Favorite example is when, the other day, she said "He's got Asperger Syndrome, like you, but he's still a well-behaved person."
Rob McBobson
2021-12-15 23:09:05 +0000 UTC
Sigh... *writes Aurelia's name on the mommy list*
Also I feel bad for both of them, this is a hard grow up moment for kids AND parents...
Kennith
2021-12-15 23:09:02 +0000 UTC
Aurelia. . Watch out for Kenny Omega.
Edward Clayton Andrews
2021-12-15 23:08:39 +0000 UTC
But moooooooom!
Greg Matyola
2021-12-15 23:08:35 +0000 UTC
The opposite effect of the Care Bear Stare.
Mr. Ifrit
2021-12-15 23:07:53 +0000 UTC
Holy crap, Aurelia's hair is gorgeous today.
Diptych
2021-12-15 23:07:35 +0000 UTC
Aurelia’s joining Dora in the “I had a much needed conversation and learned nothing” camp.
ERRORCODE616
2021-12-15 23:07:28 +0000 UTC
What does the emptiness of the Specials board symbolize?
Captain Button
2021-12-15 23:07:01 +0000 UTC
I think she’s being sweet. I think Claire needs to be thankful her mum is so caring and loving.
eilonwylovegood
2021-12-15 23:06:46 +0000 UTC
"Just what's on the menu, Ma'am."
Captain Button
2021-12-15 23:06:33 +0000 UTC
I want an Augustus family vacation storyline so bad
Alan Wiggs
2021-12-15 23:05:50 +0000 UTC
Aurelia’s hair is goals, let me tell ya.
Runhildr Zaetl
2021-12-15 23:05:50 +0000 UTC
Claire has the CoD attitude dialed in!
Andrew
2021-12-15 23:04:27 +0000 UTC
I understand aurelia’s desire to want to make it right but she is not great at thinking about what she’s saying before she says it. Sigh
Lyman Green
2021-12-15 23:04:16 +0000 UTC
Omg the Claire glare
Darth Hypno
2021-12-15 23:04:10 +0000 UTC
You can never be out of that, never.
Michael
2021-12-15 23:03:24 +0000 UTC