I Learned It From You

Claire's not wrong. I mean [gestures at country, world, planet]

Clifton Royston

same.. my body is not rated for simple existence

Lee B.

i dont know about you guys, but i doubt my body is rated for advanced yoga poses either

Kattandra

““But humans do it” …” ROFLMAO!

Bill Hall

We know, and are eternally grateful that you do not have opposable thumbs.

OldGoat

:3 look how expressive he is! I'm still so happy for our little metal lad

Boots McGoot

I CAN'T EVEN DESCRIBE THE THINGS I'D DO IF I HAD OPPOSABLE THUMBS!

Yelling Bird

The line every parental species loves to use on their offspring: Do as I say, not as I do.

Professor Harmless

I love the two of them bonding over body issues

Bagge

Ah, a great paradox of the QC universe: You can change the size of the Pint, but you can't change the Pintsize.

It might be a “shouldn’t”.

Shane Wegner

Is that Duck Tails origin story?

Shane Wegner

Honestly, Pintsize...mood.

Merle Blue

Claire's nose ring is back 😁👍

Scotty

All goth things come to an end.

Mad Marie

Yeah, Jiffy Lube claims my chassis isn’t rated for advanced yoga poses either. Not sure whether they were commenting on my automobile or me personally, but both are correct.

Mad Marie

Now we have Yelling Bird's Secret Origin Story

Todd Ellner

no goth Claire? :(

Lucas Werkmeister

Don't we all love walking, talking self-contradictions? The old Pintsize was so much, uh, "simpler". Re-embodiment may be affecting him more than Roko's body dysmorphia.

BobC

This is actually how you get Canada Geese, the world's most toxic bird.

Connor Wilson

Wait, you CAN'T dump toxic waste in a bird sanctuary? Shit. Be right back.

Michael Boettger

Toxic waste and ducks? Oh dear LORD, we're gonna get GEESE now!

Joseph Bonnar

I hate to agree with Pintsize, but Pintsize is totally right. Humans are the worst.

Miyaa

He never wore clothes before.

Matthew Van Gangelen

Fowl play.

Matthew Van Gangelen

Now Claire knows how to hold Pintsize hostage by holding a paperclip to his body.

Sleepy John

I continue to be very confused about the reason behind and the non reaction to pintsizes robot nudity

Rat

I'd like to see mutant gigantic super-birbs, too.

Joe

If "don't react" isn't the first lesson you learn around Pintsize i don't know what is.

Andrew L Butula

There's no extent to which I don't love this :D

David Durant

This is interesting tho because I feel like pint-size would Absolutely have an anatomically correct body but i also don't think Claire would be nonchalant about seeing his package? Not to speculate too much about genitals

Freedom

Seriously, have you SEEN the wangs on those guys?! They would give Cthulu nightmares, FFS!

Ian Wolfe

Canadian Geese. They're obnoxious, territorial, poop like dogs and shred grassy areas. They're not even Canadian anymore. They hang around like entitled hipsters. We made a mistake bringing them back.

Jim Feldman

mainly malllards (male 🦆 ), though

Ísabel Pirsic

Back when she was...2? 3? My daughter scrawled the following to-do list on a scrap of paper: 1. Kill all ducks 2. Take over the world 3. Make feather hat

Magic Chopstick Games

I love pintsize now

BeatButton

Punchline of old, old joke: "I got a duck for a fuck, a fuck for a duck, and five bucks for a fucked up duck."

Walt Donovan

Ducks are bastards! They won't be missed.

wargrunt42

Since no one else has linked to it, yet... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Elr5K2Vuo

David Barr

Aww, he wants to be just like a human. Personally AND ecologically irresponsible.

KCkittysnores

"I learned it from you!"

John Fiala

He just wants to see mutant gigantic super-birbs in the world, that's all...

Mark Thomas

Quack!

Andy Kailhofer

Nooo! Not the birbs.

Jonathan Taves

Yah, the oil change person told me that one a few days ago. 🤷‍♀️

Drazi

Damn, Pintsize really is just a giant kid, isn't he?

Absentia

Geese deserve it.

Miranda E. O. Wilde