OMG Turkeys 2021

I'm here for ALL of this. Especially robot dong

Bitter Donald

Be careful of pinko turkeys; they have not yet reached a safe internal temperature of 70°C / 158°F

Mad Marie

Definitely in Canada. US places of business only accept checks.

Mad Marie

It is a music of the people who have waited oh so long! When the beating of your hearts echoes the beating of the schlongs, There is a cigarette to light when it finally cums!

Chewbacca

I mean, he literally commissioned Faye and Bubbles to build him one a while back

Fart Captor

Roooooobooooooooooot doooooooong

Ami

This strip does make me wonder, yet again: whatever happened to the giant dong Pintsize commissioned from Faye and Bubbles?

Barry Callahan

Once the revolution happens, these two will be revered as the first Party Fowl.

Mad Marie

HELL YEAH RELEASE THE DICK

SheepFace2000

that & you couldn't pay me to take one anywhere else.

Joe

so help me you were losing me until that last part, man.

Joe

Jeez I love free-market capitalism

RobTwinkyMcStinkyWinky

It's well known that Dickcissel's are a crap species. Yelling Bird should be recast as a Eastern Meadowlark.

Jax

Whose dong though? Pintsize's?

onitake

I miss yelling bird ://

Zwischen_Welten

Good luck and be safe.

Robot Dong = Industrial Strength Dildo Please read the safety manual before operating

wargrunt42

You couldn't pay me to take an airplane in the US right now.

Thomas Halpin

“In other news, robot revolutionary leader Mao Tse Dong…”

Mad Marie

The Poultrytariat shall rise.

Mad Marie

Will you join in our crusade? Who will be strong and stand with me? Beyond the barricade are there some dongs you long to see? Then join in the fight that will bring robot dongs to QC!

Jackson Bockus

Do you hear the people sing, singing a song of robot dong? It is the music of the people who’ve been waiting far too long! When the beating of your heart echoes the ringing of the gongs, It means we all just wanna see some robot dongs!

Jackson Bockus

Yelling Bird has been retired, but I miss him too.

Arraine Siefert

Just drive fast and be sure to wear your body armor. It'll be fine. Oh, you don't have body armor? *sucks on teeth* It will . . . probably be fine.

Joe Vandevander

There has to be a turkey farm in Canada where Jeph spends his Patreon cheque for photos like these.

Miyaa

still waiting for yelling bird!!!

Marty BlackEagle

Égalité, Liberté, Robot Dong.

Dave, Duke of Fridges

Yee-gads it's all the brain bleach today. No cthulhu-esque ugglies please, hasn't 2021 been enough already? :-p

David Durant

Brain bleach please :-p

David Durant

The turkers control the meats of production.

Mad Marie

If ABBA is back on tour, will the Veegees be next?

Mad Marie

We demand equal-opportunity robot dong, robot pussy and robot indescribable non-Euclidean genital assemblies.

Stephen Wells

It’s a good thing you know which comics to skip ahead of time!

Brian

Jeph, I have never agreed with the turkeys as much as I do today.

Brian

WE SHALL, WE SHALL SEE THE DONGgggg

SpookyPenguin

I didn't expect that. :D

Covox

Sorry but I hate these f***ing birds! It's the only drawback to this comic but it's a big one. They are never funny!

Anders Rapp

Call that a dongle

Dev

#HOPEforrobotdong

Mitch Megaw

Pintsize has a robot dong, confirmed

Hawkeye

ROBOT LADYDONG

Fart Captor

I believe!

Bagge

Secret secret I’ve got a secret

Magic Chopstick Games

Can we also see more robot butts, breasts, and Veegees?

Andrea Andrew

Liberté, égalité, mechanastique sodomie

Todd Ellner

Alternately, Come for the robot butts and dongs, stay for the humour

Valraven

Questionable Content: Come for the humo(u)r, stay for the robot dongs.

TYPO ALERT: Panel 1: “that” should be “thank”

Natalie Wagner

Oh, right. American Thanksgiving is this week. I have to work... I visited my family in the U.S. on Canadian Thanksgiving this year, and from what I've seen, if you're going to Pennsylvania or Maryland, you're right to worry.

ljdbjlasfbjk

No. This is NOT NORMAL.

KCkittysnores

It may not be the hero we deserve, but it’s the hero we get.

KCkittysnores

Safe travels, Jeph! Happy celebrations and robot dongs for everyone!

William Cole

Don't worry, Jeph, you just need to dress for the occasion. https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B007Z42A3Y/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_ZAQE2J2XR1ZNJFC1ZNKB Now you're set for your trip!

Joseph Patriquin

Tis the dong and balls of bots who will not be clothed again.

You can do it, Jeph.

Mordaeus

I thought "thank you"

Shawn Pedersen

Am terrified of traveling to Texas for niece’s wedding- so I’m understanding this

Sparky

Whoa there! Mechadendrites are for after the third date!

Orion Rhine

EVERY THANKSGIVING IT'S THE SAME CRAP! A TON OF TEXT ON TOP OF STOCK BIRD PHOTOS! CREATIVELY BANKRUPT SHIT! SHUT UP, IT WAS DIFFERENT WHEN I USED TO DO IT!

Yelling Bird

I keep trying, including with the suggestions of other comments and I just can't parse panel one.

Steve Graves

Can Sweet Tits come back without Yelling Bird?

Captain Button

Oh, right, silly US holiday interrupting regular comics. I only forgive holiday comics if said comics include girls in skimpy holiday themed outfits.

Thisguy

✊✊✊

pfreya

It may not be the hero we want, but it is the hero we deserve.

Pintsize's Off-Broadway debut, "Les Jizerables," cumming soon to a theater nearer to you than you'd honestly prefer.

TubaGinger

Morgan Freeman voice: "This was the first foreshadowing of the Robot Dong picture that decorated the placards people held during the General Strike of 2022."

Max Kaehn

Thanks for the pep talk <3 I hope you have safe travels in the covidlands! Happy Thanksgiving!

Dan Tomalesky

If not now, when?

Ian Alexander

Robot Dong 2022: A Promise to Believe In

KingAtticus

I think panel one is meant to say "thank you'

Drazi

Liberte, egalite, dong de robots

Nicolas Demers

🎼Robot dong, my Lord, robot dong! 🎶Robot dong, my Lord, robot dong! 🎵Robot dong, my Lord, robot dong! 🎶O, Lo-ord, robot dong!

Miranda E. O. Wilde

One union, one robot dong.

Emma Humphries

Travel safe Jeph! May the holiday go smooth and you make it home safe again.

Amy ☣

What, again?

Uniquitous

You can get the third shot while you are at it 🦾🤠

M. R.

Enjoy your time with family, though! And have a good break!

Socialism is the future.

Andrea Andrew

We will not be free until every robot dong is free.

Why wait until 2022?

Matt Grayson

Holy shit, he went full commie

Cyberdongs? *The Adeptus Mechanicus has joined the chat*

Atomic

I mean, it doesn't have to be *dongs*, I'm not picky

Violet Elizabeth

Robodongs are inevitable.

R L

Good luck traveling, Jeph!

Lex

I'm here for this. Good luck travelling through literally any part of the world right now!

It is the music of a people who demand to see robot dongs!

Max D S

Thanks for the laugh, I’m having Hard time keeping my head up and fighting in the light of every thing

You had me including the last part. And this is from a mostly straight dude.

JD

Sooo... Panel one makes no sense. Edit:Ahh, it's supposed to say "that's you". Still not sure it works.

Spoogle McGee

Pneumatic or hydraulic power on that?

Michael Boettger