Juggalos

This is a definitive apex. The realization of possible chaos. I love QC

doorbender

I thought about how robots don't have toenails for like a day after seeing this comic.

Morgan Ferguson

I can't remember if she ever went through with consulting Veronica about a side career in foot-fetish videos. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4093

Mark

FTW

We demand a crafting with pint size comic so he can teach us to construct a fuckjug

Daniel Burnett

I’m sure they existed in many forms. I remember in high school how this kid’s brother would tell those sitting in the back of the school bus how the kid would masterbate using one of those pink Avon shampoo bottles that had semicircular ridges, “like it was a huge condom” the brother would joke. This was years before the fleshlight. I remember a year later the bus came up to their trailer home and found out that kid killed his parents and older brother. Moral: do not tease how teens get off on their own.

Miyaa

Too much time in this webcomic had me pondering: How does one measure for a "fuckjug"? (Potterymaster) "Okay bucko, drop 'em and give me a tumescence stiffy?" "How many holes do you want on the jug?" "No,... I will not help you get it up."

Darnel D Cooper

you're assuming that it's for Pintsize's own toenail clippings.

Evan Krall

If he only put one clipping in each, he could call them spuds since it would be pot-a-toe. :D

Summer Sudbrink

So you're telling me that "fuckjugs" really are a thing?

OldGoat

yeah that was my first thought too

Patreonreallyletsyoumakelongassusernamesguys

*cough*pearl necklace*cough*

Marc Ducharme

I keep forgetting that Pintsize isn't that geometric teddy bear shape anymore

PBManning

Puts me in mind of the goblin pots in Pratchett's Snuff.

Union Robotics will now have a sale on installing robot toenails.

Captain Button

QC? "Wholesome"?

Captain Button

Nice reference, I have not thought of that show in such a long time.

A ********* REFERENCE IN 2021 IN MY GOOD WHOLESOME WEBCOMICS?! (yessssssss)

Solomon Garland

if .jug existed Jeph would totally register fuck.jug

Kate Cole

That’s why humans have more than one?

Mad Marie

Faye shouldn’t judge. I know some monsters from my childhood who considered toenail clippings to be worth a fortune.

Rodrigo Ourcilleon

Yep, very happy to see this. The issue will of course come up again, but at least she's back into jokes for now.

Nulgar

Claire, fire up the live stream before trimming the toes. Make that extra $$$.

Lightsabr2

I love your name.

NotBlairUnderwood

Pintsize is a goblin, goblins follow unggue, it's absolutely natural that he'd make a Toenail pot.

Patreonreallyletsyoumakelongassusernamesguys

Woop woop

Brian

fuckjug.com isn't taken. you're welcome, random weird person with a business idea.

virtulis

He did have that update for thumbs in his old body, so toenails aren't that much of a stretch

Jamie Stone

Why would he need to collect own toenails?

Daniel Rydberg

Toenails, as it were

Natalie Wagner

Does even pintsize have toenails?

Bagge

A very wise statement about pottery and vacuum pressure

Thomas Halpin

😂😅🤣😂

Carrie

Oh man, I now want that to happen. A melon/pintsize alliance will bring the city to its knees.

Aaron Schulz

Ahhh, that brought Claire a bit more back to herself!

Onyx

Impressive Pintsize,... Most impressive. 1. Why toenail clippings? I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop on Pintsize's behavior. I think he commented once on being there more for Martins's sake than anything else, and now that Martin seems to be OK, he may move on,... Maybe move in with someone like Melon (Shudder).

Darnel D Cooper

Actually... now I'm kind of wondering if his prior fascination with sexual jokes was due to some kind of... not envy, but, like, his previous chassis didn't have human standard anatomy of any kind, so I wonder if he was drawn to that particular sort of humor because it was, like, novel and foreign to his way of interacting with the world? And now that he has a more human-like chassis (which presumably has more ability to engage in sexual activity if not necessarily human standard anatomy, I can't recall), he doesn't feel as separate from that? Like I know he's realized it's harder to be so vulgar in a more human-like body, but I wonder if it's also just... not as novel to him anymore? And so he's exploring ways of being a trolling dick that are more complex and interesting to him. Like, as his body changes, it also allows his mind to change and grow. ...also, of course there's the meta aspect, where Jeph is literally developing Pintsize as a character more.

Valraven

He can name it The Fightin’ Chitin!

Shane Wegner

I love this era of "still trolling, but more complex than just dick jokes" Pintsize.

Valraven

Eh. Bodylanguage.ext. Quick download.

Michael Boettger

Well he is right about the need for a second hole

Elberik

Resistant to spillage, and contains the toenail clippings without the unsightly visual of a bowl of toenail clippings.

Shane Wegner

Well done pintsize, you resisted the obvious ‘pair of jugs’ joke. Keep ‘em on their toes.

Andrew

Scar?

JuanA

I love his pearl necklace!

Two Wheels

That's some remarkably expressive body language from Pintsize, considering he didn't even have a bendable neck or and torso flexibility until what, a few days ago?

Carl Fink

But he is wearing a pearl necklace….

Kaleb

Stolen clippings

Hakurei06

Called it! Well kind of. Was right that is was just a pottery class.

Scott Vogel

The fact that pintsize wouldn't generate toenails so they'd have to be donated or discarded in said pot is hilarious. From a magical hex aspect it seems kind of scary. At least I'm pretty sure nobody can recover DNA from toenails.

Kuragari

Just ice?

Devin Gates

I very much regret clicking that YouTube link. I’m going to need an adult.

Miyaa

Where have you been?! I've been worried sick!

Well, at least we know Claire's feeling better.

Martin Zarate

We have never seen the collection. But we know it includes Hannelore's toenails: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=730

Jonathan V

"SURPRISINGLY TASTEFUL GLAZE" IS THE TOP COMMENT ON MY GRINDR ACCOUNT!

Yelling Bird

Many sex toys for penis-havers include some sort of valve/air control. Incautions use can cause distress.

Pintsize has made his first ungue pot, he's well on his way to proper goblin.

This is my Patreon username. Many are like it, but this one is mine.

He didn't say the jug was for HIS toenail clippings, just toenail clippings.

Cake always helps!

Shawn K. Younkin

Dora's place was previously rented to Warlocks. If I lived in the QCverse I'd be very careful when disposing of toenail clippings and hair.

Andrew L Butula

This is the funniest strip in quite a while, A++++

Superfarts

Do AIs HAVE toenails?

Jono Hayward

The hole is so small though?? That's such a pain?? Why wouldn't you make it like a bowl or something

Skyler

and for the next hour, all pledges have an anonymous triple match

Magic Chopstick Games

Do AIs need to clip their toenails?

Jono Hayward

I like his necklace

Dan Curtis

Considering he doesn't HAVE toenails himself... I wonder what disturbing reason he has for collecting them... I cannot wait ti see!!

Shawn K. Younkin

Like, I KNOW you're right about the fuckjug thing because physics and vacuums, but I still have questions about how YOU knew about the fuckjug thing

Oh right I totally forgot Pintsize got a new body!

Kriss Pang

Pintsize is collecting toenails for some evil, nefarious purpose. I mean, this IS pintsize, after all.

Michael Boettger

Same energy https://youtu.be/JKi85QNr7zo

Diane

It's like when you throw playing cards into a hat, except you have to clip your toenails into the jug. It's all about the arc.

Lana Del Prey

Thanks, now I have an earworm of the great milenko.... GREAT miLENko HA HA HAHA HA GREAT miLENko HUEHUEHUEHUE HAHAHAHA

Dave, Duke of Fridges

Claire seems to have recovered quickly. I guess the cake helped

Claire you wonderful, if not strange, yet pure human.

Joel Bateman

Claire supporting Pintsize is so good

Quinn

Well this fine robot will have no shortage of keratin for when they want to make an insect exoskeleton, I suppose.

Kriss Pang

I learned something today. I also like how pintsize remains a chaos goblin.

Tannerbot

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