WHAT HAPPENED TO MY COMMENT? WAS IT REALLY WORSE THAN THE SHIT I NORMALLY POST?
Yelling Bird
2021-11-17 00:11:16 +0000 UTC
Aw Aurelia it's ok, you're doing your best.
Kati Loux
2021-11-16 19:58:14 +0000 UTC
Sigh. Mothers seem to have this uncanny ability to just take a bit of good news and somehow make you feel like absolute shit about yourself. My mom has a fucking doctorate in this field.
Technoir
2021-11-16 18:14:46 +0000 UTC
As I've always said, it's easiest to find a job if you just make it yourself.
Harmony Petersen
2021-11-16 17:59:20 +0000 UTC
Claire and here mum are cut from the same cloth 😂
I am the captian now
2021-11-16 16:34:48 +0000 UTC
As my dad said, its easier to find a job if you are working, Shows you are a hard worker and willing to do whatever it takes.
Nicholas A Wagner
2021-11-16 15:54:47 +0000 UTC
Ah, ok
Luke Stark
2021-11-16 15:44:01 +0000 UTC
Obviously, they are sitting on the other side of Cosmo but just activated their cloaking device
William Cole
2021-11-16 15:18:55 +0000 UTC
Did Yay leave or did they not stick around after the initial petting of Cosmo?
Luke Stark
2021-11-16 14:56:20 +0000 UTC
This family's grace at sticking feet into mouths...
Randall Norman Pick
2021-11-16 14:53:04 +0000 UTC
does she have one, or had one??? i dont remember one. Marten's mom, yes.
Marty BlackEagle
2021-11-16 14:50:50 +0000 UTC
Another one?
TubaGinger
2021-11-16 14:46:27 +0000 UTC
All too often, it makesi t worse.
2021-11-16 14:42:49 +0000 UTC
mom needs a boyfriend
Marty BlackEagle
2021-11-16 14:07:22 +0000 UTC
more cosmo!!!!
Marty BlackEagle
2021-11-16 14:06:52 +0000 UTC
Can we talk about hatchling Claire’s fishing picture?
Gary Walker
2021-11-16 13:56:41 +0000 UTC
Weed it is, then
Cley Faye
2021-11-16 09:50:31 +0000 UTC
Meanwhile, Cosmo is like “why did you stop petting me? I need the pets.”
Miyaa
2021-11-16 09:08:56 +0000 UTC
Yeah. She was super excited because she's probably been chatting regularly with her daughter about her lack of bites in the job market and keeping her spirits up during that process.
Travis Young
2021-11-16 08:09:36 +0000 UTC
can i moo with you?
Absentia
2021-11-16 07:32:37 +0000 UTC
when has anyone in this family been good at socializing?
Absentia
2021-11-16 07:32:15 +0000 UTC
Should’ve started w/the weed lmao
Jaune Jaymes
2021-11-16 06:51:33 +0000 UTC
Maybe I'm projecting, but I'm betting Claire's thoughts are more around "It's fine she probably doesn't REALLY think I'm a failure, I haven't completely let her down"
Pejo
2021-11-16 06:00:13 +0000 UTC
Claire set Aurelia UP! She could have said I'm excited about the job at CoD while I'm still looking for a library gig and Aurelia could have be excited with her. But nooooooooo-ooooooooo.
2021-11-16 05:39:33 +0000 UTC
Well now they probably *should* just get baked on the couch. Tho I admit I have no idea what pot does to awkwardness
Valraven
2021-11-16 05:36:37 +0000 UTC
As mother as daughter
Bagge
2021-11-16 05:30:52 +0000 UTC
srsly
2021-11-16 05:20:06 +0000 UTC
Oh dear.
Uniquitous
2021-11-16 04:36:04 +0000 UTC
Oh no…
William Cole
2021-11-16 04:27:08 +0000 UTC
Oh, to be Cosmo...
Hugh Eckert
2021-11-16 04:20:38 +0000 UTC
Uh oh. Someone please reboot Claire and Aurelia.
Will Weaver
2021-11-16 04:05:22 +0000 UTC
Omg the crooked smiles are *chef's kiss*
Gordon Johnson
2021-11-16 03:50:12 +0000 UTC
🤦♀️😅😳💕🌹
Carrie
2021-11-16 03:38:38 +0000 UTC
Like mother, like daughter
KingAtticus
2021-11-16 03:32:25 +0000 UTC
Whelp, the thing is, the Nazis never left the US. And from what I've heard, most of them didn't even leave Germany. A lot of them were able to just say, "I was, how do you say, I feared for mein life if I didn't." Because there were enough people who legitimately felt that way, it was pretty easy for them to slip by like that.
Some Ed
2021-11-16 03:29:12 +0000 UTC
WELP?
HALP!
Leak
2021-11-16 03:22:34 +0000 UTC
No, I'm pretty sure it's our prerogative as fans to be able to decide our own headcanon, and we can all say what that headcanon is if we want. At least, so long as the headcanon's legal in your country. If you live in some country that doesn't allow headcanons, that's rough. I mean, I can get why they might be opposed to headcannons, but that's a very different thing.
Some Ed
2021-11-16 03:22:13 +0000 UTC
Would it be a bad time to moo? I'm gonna moo. Mooo.
SpookyPenguin
2021-11-16 03:04:51 +0000 UTC
When she went out with Brayden and Jayden.
TV4Fun
2021-11-16 02:51:03 +0000 UTC
"Job market's tough for librarians, Mom. And the pay's crap. Sure I got terrific grades and sent out lots of applications. No takers. Doin' what I can." That's all Claire had to say.
My own family never had any lofty expectations for my generation. We were supposed to do well in school, get a steady job somewhere, maybe in a city government office, and keep our heads down.
You know, in case the Nazis ever came back. Funny, huh?
Maurice Kessler
2021-11-16 02:48:43 +0000 UTC
Claire: WELP, just gonna store that one in the ol' anxiety vault
Jay MacKinnon
2021-11-16 02:48:15 +0000 UTC
...and you can't even defeat the awkward zone with fancy clothes -- not when you've just appeared as your alt-bovine avatars.
Ursus Ridens
2021-11-16 02:46:30 +0000 UTC
AURELIA
Tamara Macadam
2021-11-16 02:38:53 +0000 UTC
Claire.exe has stopped working. Attempting to repair with Aurelia.exe.
Warning, Aurelia.exe has stopped working.
System failed successfully.
Abort/Retry/Fail?
Anthony Gaglianese
2021-11-16 02:35:32 +0000 UTC
At lease Aurelia realises immediately that she Effed up.
Thisguy
2021-11-16 02:33:49 +0000 UTC
kwaaaaard
Magic Chopstick Games
2021-11-16 02:30:45 +0000 UTC
Of course they have identical awkward faces.
Scott Hilton
2021-11-16 02:26:27 +0000 UTC
Ayup. (Dangit, she's only nine. It gets worse, doesn't it?)
Brooks Moses
2021-11-16 02:15:23 +0000 UTC
Cosmo: “I guess now is not the time to tell them I’m just not that into furries.”
Mad Marie
2021-11-16 02:13:24 +0000 UTC
Ah, the old "I opened my mouth and somehow kicked my child in the head with it" set of parental emotions.
Leaflemming
2021-11-16 02:11:21 +0000 UTC
Welp, time to get high!!!
Shawn K. Younkin
2021-11-16 02:10:20 +0000 UTC
I think they both just had a BSOD.
Alacrity Fitzhugh
2021-11-16 02:09:43 +0000 UTC
So with marten having been on the couch no one can say whether or not yay showed up had a chat with marten and left and marten just never brings it up.
Slashplane
2021-11-16 02:09:37 +0000 UTC
Ah, the familiar weight of parental expectation.
Elberik
2021-11-16 02:09:36 +0000 UTC
F
Lucas Werkmeister
2021-11-16 02:09:28 +0000 UTC
Panel four. We can see Claire's heart break a bit. Fine. Hope you're happy. I'm in tears.
Michael Boettger
2021-11-16 02:09:22 +0000 UTC
This explains so much about Claire and Clinton both.
Jono Hayward
2021-11-16 02:09:09 +0000 UTC
When did Claire go fishing?
JD
2021-11-16 02:09:00 +0000 UTC
Well there is some more family resemblance.
Michael
2021-11-16 02:08:53 +0000 UTC
"I have crushed my daughter."
"My mother has destroyed me."