Today Is The Day

Been reading the news? The answer seems to be "no".

Ursus Ridens

You can't solve every problem with a Sharpie(tm). Didn't the Trump Administration teach us anything?!?

Daniel Drazen

It *was* still designed by someone who works at a sex toy testing facility.

Michael Chui

I am surprised that Pintsize did not design that poster

Wild Card

buttseks

Milayna

Hold that thought, Roko.

Ruth Merriam

And it is a future of potential fucking indeed!

William Karr

Not that I don't love the result, but what was Hanner's intent here?

Vik M.

I need this poster in my life

Sam Howard

Is it difficult, living with the ability to literally predict the fucking future

Zwischen_Welten

Wait until May and Sven see this when they run into each other at the coffee shop.

Jax

It got better!

Bagge

We NEED a print of that.

The tragedy is that if the human crouched a little more and was wearing clothes then we'd be there.

Eliza-Azalea, Maid of Heart

To quote Ozzy Man, "Yeah, Nah"

Hugh Eckert

No tails on the speech bubbles?

Enthusiastic consent!

Elizabeth Bear

Not helping.

Maurice Kessler

bahahahahahahah amazing

May be best to just move on to another campaign. Just walk away

Nicholas A Wagner

BONK

Clearly you put it in the bathroom

Valraven

Hanners is helping!

Ace of Hearts

There's going to be merch of this, right? _Right?_

pieps

That's just Panel 1 tho.

Stephen Wells

What gets me is how terrifyingly plausible it is. With the right/wrong people involved something like this could 100% get all the way from concept to production with nobody flagging the problem until too late.

Stephen Wells

And somehow it's EVEN WORSE than any of us imagined yesterday.

Stephen Wells

Please stop helping, Hanners :)

Stephen Wells

but...why doesn't the human have clothes??!

jimbo

I very much hope that this poster is used as infil when Jeph's on holiday.

Sebastian

"Reathe" probably should be a proper word. A combination of "reave", "rear" and "sheath", probably.

Evgeniy Semyonov

It's a person, should it be "Nailed them!"?

Evgeniy Semyonov

that is beautiful, thank you so much for the link

Zagreus A. Darrow

It's like those Sesame Street videos with the Count unnecessarily bleeped out to make it worse: The Count Censored: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM

Shane Wegner

ABOUT THE BIGGEST YOU EVER SEEN!

Yelling Bird

Well, maybe if you drew the human with clothing, then it wouldn't look so lewd.

Carin Maja Brooks

Tiny typo in panel two. "Oh dear. That is REATHER suggestive."

SilverbackRon

I've seen it before somewhere...

Captain Button

Well, he is indeed offering the robot a ride.

Jason Rock

"I just had one of those story ideas where I think "oh no, this is TOO stupid. I must do it"" this from the mind of Jeph I think it's fantastic. ~<3

Mitsuki Ayane

Unfortunately, May and Marigold are both occupied, and Pintsize would have just let it go through

Valraven

This is why you should always have a degenerate on the payroll.

Elberik

The three facial expressions in the last panel, especially Roko's. Excellent Jeph, excellent.

OldGoat

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Magic Chopstick Games

Just put Yelling Bird in between them. Problem replaced with a bigger problem.

Todd Ellner

there you are!

I laughed hard enough to wake up the toddler. Thanks Jeph!

Cory Thorp

oh much worse, pintsize would approve

Kyle Major

Yet another example of censoring an activity making it seem worse.

Randall Norman Pick

LOOKS LIKE THE COVER TO 'ROBOT RUMPS' PART 12 TO ME!

Yelling Bird

I love the 'What have I done?' expression on Hannelore's face :)

Greville Whittle

HAH

Tamara Macadam

It might have helped if the human wasn't naked. Not, you know, a lot. But maybe a little.

Lyzz

That’s….amazing. 🤣

VGreenGoblinV

I NEED to see that!

Anybody else wanna see the NSFW version of this? 👀

The IT Guy Eh

You know who would have solved this dilemma? SAMANTHA. aka SKULLMASTER.

Miyaa

Oops.

Vic or Vyxter

According to yesterday, it was a human offering an AI a piggyback ride.

Rob Vary

All I can hear in my head is Justin McElroy from the Truck Shepard episode of Monster Factory going, “what did you think you were FIXING?!”

Matt Killmon

It's the way the robot is smiling, I think. And the hand gesture. And the way the human is standing. Who am I kidding, it's the whole thing! 😄

Dean Reilly

Yes

JD

PERFECT

Jackie Horn

The human could offer them piggyback rides!

Dean Reilly

Missing neck seam in panel 5? Is saying that helpful or chumpy?

Nuclear Bob

Well... It's not "rather" suggestive anymore, at least...

"reather" suggestive?

Gary Sumners

Do you want to bleep a snowman? https://youtu.be/eC7Vs0vbqk4

Jason Wotzko

The FACES in the last panel!

William Cole

The powers of imagination conquer all.

James Roy

HANNERS IS HELPING!!!

Shawn K. Younkin

Where is Yelling Bird? This seems like the kind of thing he'd be all over. ...oh dear, that phrasing.

Chuck Dee

Going from awkward to real awkward, I see...

Stormfalcon

I'm going require a poster of this specific flyer.

Melvin Miller

Lmao now I want to know what their intent was

Todd Chaikin

No wait I can fix it. Add a speech bubble to the poster: “wanna go for a ride?” There, no more ambiguity!

Andrew

Use a Yelling Bird sticker instead of the sharpie bar?

Mad Marie

You had too much fun drawing this, didn't you

Beeps' dress is cute and I need one for myself

Fart Captor

Did you forget the attribution marks on the speech bubbles?

Gabriel's Shadow

Maybe Roko and Beeps can pay Pintsize to look at all their designs? If he laughs, they toss it and start over. Maybe run it by Faye or Marigold first, in case Pintsize is trolling.

Yvonne Hanafee

Oh. Oh no.

drone r0m-3

They could really use a human to join the charity so that they don't miss things like that in the future.

JD

Oh, god, I'm dying!

William Cole

"Worse? OR BETTER?"

Ted Van Roekel

She really did try...

Tannerbot

An attempt was made

KingAtticus

Censorship can make many things worse. Just like that Count video from Sesame Street where is sounds like he is saying fuck all the time. https://youtu.be/cvY2RX6vKs0

Michael

She's trying at least.

Scott Vogel

Not really a whole lot better, huh? OTOH, that is going to be one popular robot in the flyer.

Michael Boettger

Part of me really wants that poster to hang up, and part of me knows there is no appropriate place for it.

Yonatan Zunger

Nailed It!

J.R. Murdock

Not helping

Jeff Gedney

Perfection.

Andrew L Butula

That IS reather suggestive.

nowshowjj

There was an attempt.

Sario