Babby Dwinks

found it (it was actually oil and vinegar in that comic too) https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3962

Lucas Werkmeister

I'm suddenly reminded of the line from an older comic that was something like "Melon and logic are like water and oil, you can get them to mix but it requires vigorous shaking"

Lucas Werkmeister

I feel like turning Roquefort into a dressing to have with buffalo wings might be wasting the Roquefort? But hey, if you have the money to burn and want to give it a try, you do you. :-D

Auros Harman

The only thing better than bleu cheese is Roquefort, the aristocrat of blued cheeses.

OldGoat

I’m sorry, I’ve done a lot to outrun my redneck upbringing, but I just can’t deny my love of ranch dressing.

Chewbacca

That’s why it’s hidden.

Mad Marie

I feel like your sadness may be in part because you're looking at it wrong. I think you should hit the edit button (click the dots beside the reply to button for your comment, and it will be right there) and put the word "first" where it minimizes your sadness the most.

Some Ed

Thanks, I didn't see it at first, now it's all I'll ever see. Even if he fixes it on the main site, when I go down a QC hole (I stay up for as long as it takes me to read from issue 1-now) I'll always see this.

Vanillastump .

That last panel is Everything. <3

MercuryBuddha

There's something off about the phrase "It seems like you don't get mix". Like it should be "It seems like you won't mix" or "It seems like you don't mix" instead

dragonkittyrawr

Now I want hot chocolate.

Ruth Merriam

Yes! It’s just so sweet!

it's been so long here at home, that I'm just happy to hear when anybody gets a cock sucked, somewhere.

Technoir

Isn't Hidden Valley, like, very protective of their copywritten formula, or something?

David Pipes

That last panel gives me such joy.

I didn't like ranch until my partner started making it from scratch. It's amazing! Agreed on the wings, though - bleu cheese all the way.

Matt Pedone

Home-made ranch with a chipotle chile blitzed into it is pretty spectacular for dipping crudites.

Auros Harman

Ranch is good. Chipotle ranch is even better. Just don't substitute ranch for the bleu cheese dressing with buffalo wings. That's blasphemy.

Auros Harman

I'm gonna have to send you my dentist bill, cause I'm sure all this sweetness is giving me cavities :P

Temperjoke

Extra word "get" in the final panel...

Pavel Curtis

Thanks to your comment I just figured out what Jeph meant by that title wasn't calling Clinton a twink

Pejo

Snugglehug!

Bagge

As a cook, I can verify this.

Absentia

No. There are only two ranches: Hidden Valley, which is the Kraft Dinner of salad dressing, or "Bar Ranch", which is whatever the cook could find back there to put in a little cup for wing-dippin'. You can't make it yourself.

He works at a bar. He is always drunk. Grammar is subjective. I'm sure we'll get a 400-page dissertation on his saucing followed by an update on the submersible helicopter Steve bought in Thailand. It's fine. Don't judge.

It's good!

Jeph: can we see a Marigold-style internal view of Clinton’s brain where all the Clintons are characters in an old west town?

Mad Marie

Spicy mayo is delicious, really doesn't need to be fancified by calling it aioli, and I'll fight but probably not die on this hill (lol)

Kati Loux

“Babby Dwinks” is Yelling Bird’s stage name.

Mad Marie

Don't forget the garlic

at0m

YEAH! NOW SUCK THAT COCK!

Yelling Bird

Hey, Clinton can like ranch just fine. There's a lot of reasons it's popular: pepper, cream, texture. I don't go for it myself but for the haters I suggest: 1) try making your own at home, 2) chuck some Tobasco in it and see if that makes it more satisfying. Or! Hear me out. Sriracha Ranch.

Melissa Smits

Only judgy judggertons don’t let people enjoy ranch. It’s very nice.

a babby dwink for the babby twink

Ace

We don't really have ranch dressing here, but I always heard jokes about it being the epitome of crass Americana, so I figured it was, I'unno, slices of hot dog floating in marshmallow fluff. I was surprised when I learned it was just a cream sauce with a mix of spices and herbs. It sounds nice?

Diptych

I'm nearly 50 and I still have problems seeing me as a functional adult. Just sayin'.

Some Ed

"you don't get mix"?

Mike

I just came here to say: Ranch is good!

AKOD

Clinton, come on. At least upgrade to bleu cheese.

EnterTheHero

I was sad when their naked time ended but this is just as good

gatherer818

So this will be the day when I discover different kinds of ranch dressing, just like three years ago I learned about Japanese style mayonnaise.

Miyaa

The Virgin Ranch dressing vs the Chad Ceasar dressing

Jaron Mortimer

Faye and Bubbles are a creamy Gorgonzola-Dijon.

Sean Kinlin

Clinton would look ridiculous in a cowboy hat, though.

Dean Reilly

ain't nuffin wrong with ranch or vinaigrettes.

Kenneth Carlile

WTF

Miyaa

Yay, Roko, & Melon in some weird threesome.

Miyaa

I'm 37 and my sister is 41 and she still has problems seeing me as a functional adult. Clinton and Claire's fights are a lot like my sister and my fights.

Michael

How about ranch AND oil and vinegar mixed?

So which two characters would create a lovely balsamic vinegrette?

Michael Boettger

They are so fucking cute 🥺

Nicholas Lopez

Seconded. Ranch is for babies.

William Hanna

Ranch?! Eww!

Miyaa