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I love the pointed remark to Dora.

Darren Stalder

Claire has clearly never seen the size of the spiders below COD...that should be fun!

Cantilever - Can these please be a regular Patreon thing?

I wish I'd known you could/had to go to school to become a librarian. I'd have made much different choices in my life.

Matt Pedone

Cantilever.

Beck Archer

I absolutely need more of these newsletters in my life

RC Beiler

💜💖

Carrie

I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob.

Mad Marie

Well you can't let just *anyone* into the closed stacks over at Miskatonic ...

Captain Button

There's a license for library scientists?? Now I wish that I were young enough to become a rogue librarian. (Artists/authors please note: there's a whole comic site there -- something like "Rashleigh Random-Feiler, Rogue Librarian")

Ursus Ridens

I could imagine this happening if it was only once per QC week. Real time weeks? I just can't imagine that actually happening. Hanners is amazing, but I don't think she actually can work that fast, and I don't think she can see through the fourth wall well enough to perceive there's a need.

Some Ed

It’s an employee newsletter! Patrons aren’t qualified to read it.

Bruce Steinberg

I CONCUR.

Claire will immediately establish a proper archive for the employee newsletters.

Clifton Royston

I did miss it. Thanks for pointing it out!

Best fanservice on Patreon.

Ruth Merriam

We need more of these!

John Vogel

I almost missed the joke submitted by Pintsize

smh not calling it Doomsletter

Leugi

Is this QC or Bob's Burgers? Or is that something QC did long before Bob's made it popular?

Joe Vandevander

I look forward to seeing the ferret in its vest and hardhat.

ljdbjlasfbjk

I look forward to the epic number of puns on the day Claire gets to write the daily menu.

Matt Pedone

Don't let the ahegaos hentai you!

DVW

Love the reference.

Jeffrey Anderson

I enjoy the fact that Coffee of Doom has a newsletter. It is quite fitting for such halls to share their vast knowledge of coffee with their patrons.

dcy665 .

This is a damn fine comic

Samuel Fout

“Bawbara! I’m getting owal verklempt…tawk amongst y’selves. Here—I’ll give you a tawpic: why do we droive on the pawkway and pawk in the droiveway? Discuss…”

Mad Marie

Is a bucket of slime going to pour down on Dora’s head?

Mad Marie

Well, that was attempted, but Faye obliterated it.

Mad Marie

Well, there was some, but Emily unfortunately had to ‘adjust’ that.

Mad Marie

This makes me miss Achewood

chili sunrise

"Coffee Talk"? Yeah, good game - almost a CoD simulator... :D http://coffeetalk.info/

Leak

So what patron level do we have to be to actually weekly Coffee of Doom Newsletters?

Absentia

Oh man I was so excited to read this

David Rogers

You have to be if you want to beat entropy

Absentia

Let it be said that ferrets being used to run cables through cable ducts is very much a real thing.

Sean

We _really_ need to see this ferret at work.

Jekotia

I hope one day Dora will stop going crazy figuring out what Marigold’s [redacted] [redacted] is.

Miyaa

I know what a cantilever is, but I still want someone to build a canilever.

Ursus Ridens

This is just too good. I hope you'll tell us all if intelligent robots start walking into your coffee shop to order tea.

Clifton Royston

Emily always working seven steps ahead.

MikeT

She may just have found a proofreader

Peter Lewerin

you need to draw the ferret now Jeph

Ace of Hearts

had a retail colleague who wanted a "memorial wall" of everyone who left, and like, that would've been a VERY FULL WALL MY GUY

Minzoku Bokumetsu

No! Can't YOU lever!

Todd Perkins

Now remember what to do when anybody says the secret word...

Clifton Royston

cantilever

Ken

This is all I ever hoped for

Bagge

Now I want to see the ferret in the hard hat & vest!

jeremiahb89

I love this almost as much as Marigold's slash fic!

William Cole

Cantilever. Also, I wonder if Linda Richman is gonna come and visit Coffee Talk. :P

Littleshiro-kun

Even Hanners can make typos!

Matthew Reiter

"time at CoD is has come to an end." Hanners, don't just spell check, proofread.

DonnieRamesJio

Bwahahaha, Cantilever

Thomas Halpin

I learned cantilever working at a dental lab

I keep trying to figure out if Emily is working on an anti-(time machine) or an (anti-time machine) and I'm not sure which is more appropriate or disturbing.

Yonatan Zunger

Yes, is has come to their attention.

dcy665 .

Need the Patreon tier that gives me one of these a week

Daniel Cenneno

Beer Sledding in #1387 https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1387

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/582123.stm

Spot & Tabbie

Don't know if it's already been pointed out, be there's a typo in the "Goodbye to a Friend" section: "Dale's time at CoD is has come to an end"

runrin

'Requiescat in Pace'? Maybe Hanners should have put a black border around the photo of Dale, just to add confusion.

Dean Reilly

Is this the very first non-panel-comic instance of Questionable Content? Links to any earlier ones?

Pavel Curtis

Been reading for a long time and I can say this is the hardest I’ve laughed at a comic in idk how long. Keep being awesome Jeph

Are these normally only available to employees? I'd personally rather not cantilever myself into their distribution flow without their consent - especially when it could come at a cost of comic quality or not getting whatever fits Jeph's mood to give us. That said, they could provide another way to convey the passage of time without breaking the fourth wall with something like a narration box.

Some Ed

That would be so cursed and I would definitely wear it in public!

Nick Hodgson

Pint-size should make a joke book

David Martelli

This is amazing!

Slashplane

Can I get these newsletters in my inbox?

Scott Vogel

Agreed!!! I can only imagine that this is one of several weekly newsletters that Hannelore single-handedly produces & I would like to subscribe to them ALL! What level of Patreon contribution would it require to make that happen, Jeph? :)

Melissa Wilson

I cannot express how much I love this.

Molly Jean the Queen

And then she establishes a literary society operating out of the shop. Dora sells more coffee, Claire has a measure of personal and professional fulfillment and perhaps gets written up which can go on resumes.

Michael Boettger

I mean, I’m sure this is planting seeds for a new shirt design with Pintsize yelling, “Obliterate me, daddy!”

Mitch Megaw

i think the newsletter should appear every month

Marty BlackEagle

As a redheaded trans woman about to finish a library science degree while working in a coffee shop who needs to start looking for jobs soon....this whole storyline is wonderful :)

Cantilever :D (I'm not sure if there is a specific reason or not for this word. I have some ideas, but I may be over thinking it.)

Onyx

It’s entirely possible that you already live in such a universe. https://youtu.be/KL4zI6rXjI4

That Blair Guy

I want the next comic to be a compilation of everybody but dora reading the news letter and complementing claire on the new job

I miss Emily

Fart Captor

Q: Cantilever? A: Well, yes you can. But you aren't staying at my place!

BobC

Beat me to it.

BobC

Well now some people will try and use that password on anything coffee of doom related

Kyle Major

This is glorious, I would love to see some back issues!

Peter Fox

I'D LIKE TO 'CANTILEVER' DORA MYSELF!

Yelling Bird

I love everything about this newsletter. *laughing* Separately, I think there is a minor type typo in the leftside sidebar of the "newsletter" that Hanners would NEVER miss. In the body of the sidebar text, 3rd and 4th lines counting down from top. The end of line 3 and start of line 4. Your resulting sentence is, "Dales time at CoD is has come to an end." It looks like you were originally planning the sentence, "Dales time at CoD is coming to a close", and then changed to, "Dales time at CoD has come to a close." However, you appear to have accidentally left the original "is" in the comic text. Hanners wouldn't miss that and would never release it without fixing it. ;)

FeyOne

Irrelevant since she is working on an anti-time machine.

Shawn K. Younkin

that was terrible and I appreciate you for saying it

Wynn Donivan

I would like to see the ferret in its uniform.

Mad Marie

"Can't I leave 'er (alone for two minutes without her improving efficiency)" Dora probably

Clark Wells

Why wouldn't she? It's not like it's a bad joke.... >.>

Shawn K. Younkin

Now wondering how much Ferret Guy charges to run cables. Would hire just to see the ferret at work. =3

Damn I was hoping for some Raven news

A.A. aka Double

You have to be positive and say CANILEVER!!

Shawn K. Younkin

Screw robots I want to live in the alternate universe where electricians keep trained ferrets. Do the ferrets join IBEW or do they have their own union?

Alan Wiggs

His owner has an intense fear of the interiors of walls

Grace Kieser

Claire establishes herself by establishing a community-based lending library at CoD.

Michael Boettger

Cantilever

Mitchel Huffa

Ah, Emily. When did we last see her?

Tannerbot

They're already neighbors (1 floor up), so they're already familiar.

Michael Boettger

"Obliterate Me" with an excited coffee bean and an uncomfortable looking coffee grinder needs to be on a T- Shirt 🤣

Kurist Zero

How is running cat 6 a service a service animal would need to be trained in? This makes me irrationality annoyed.

Darth Hypno

This might be a cool thing to do once a month/every few months. Or maybe as a Patreon extra?

Jenea Ylinen Fredrickson

Have we seen the Service Ferret? I'm sure we have but I can't remember for the life of me, would love to get the page #(s)

Kel Tolls for Thee

It's a building term for "thing that sticks out"

Grace Kieser

I love this

D. Alfonso

Hanners is trying but she still doesn't really understand the hentai subculture

Grace Kieser

Why would she let Pintsize write the joke?

JD

This HAS to be a recurring gag now. It's too good not to be.

Joshua Roberts

Oh god, I love it so much <3 I think Hanners and Claire are going to be good friends :)

SingingTurtles

Cantilever? I hardly even know 'er!

Shaun

Now we need to know Clinton’s middle name.

Miyaa

But what IS a cantilever?

Jackie Horn

"Don't let the ahegaos hentai you" Hahaha

Trans4Life2021

Wait what about hentai (verb?)?

Max D S

oooooo!!

marty aka spockblocked

CAMILLA

Tamara Macadam