Self-Analysis

"More emotionally adept than Bubbles" is not the same as "actually emotionally adept".

Stephen Wells

The look on BOTH their faces.

Stephen Wells

Faye "emotionally adept"? That wasn't the first description that came to mind. She's certainly better, but...

Jim Feldman

Somewhere some child reading your comics is going to be the first to CREATE Quantum Spin Lithography, Jeph. Much like the young fans of Asimov or Norton went into space.

Joseph Bonnar

OMG you’re right.

KCkittysnores

If this is the solution I will yeet my computer out a window

dragonkittyrawr

He needs a spray to express his feelings to the world.

Summer Sudbrink

Bubs is looking super hot - is it weird I miss her armor?

She must be very skilled as a warrior to wield that kind of combat staff (I am trying to not make it sound dirty but I just CAN'T)

Krestus

Pintsize is about to swipe right because this is the AI he went on a date with years ago now that he didnt realize identified as male. (You can use that, Jeph)

My first thought was that Clinton could help in a pinch, but I guess Winslow is the closest to an AI therapist in this social circle.

[enter Pintsize] Somebody need a therapist?

JourneymanWizard

I'm not sure if Station and Yay combined could figure this one out...

Douglas E. Smith

I heard what happened to that complex. What a tragedy

KingAtticus

To modify Alice Cooper... (Billion Dollar Baby) Melon! Dollar Baby! Rubber little monster, baby I adore ya Man or woman living Couldn’t love you like me baby

Joseph Bonnar

Melon to the rescue?

Solomon Garland

it's good to acknowledge your limits. now I'm wondering who the therapist is going to be!

Boots McGoot

His components were assembled at the Oedipus complex.

Sleepy John

Why not call that a 12 meter pole?

Some Ed

Gonna take a wild guess that quantum spin lithography is waterless

Ami

The should just get Winslow down here. Or, you know, Pintsize

Bagge

Good news! Bubbles can handle a 12' pole.

dcy665 .

I think they need to ask Station for advice.

Nancie

Wouldn't be much of a pike if it didn't at some point. Ayooooo.... I'll see myself out....

I think he's reading some of Station's fanfic about Emma and Yay's totally not classified why would you even think such a thing existed but regardless you have about 5 seconds to stop talking before I legally have to remove you from every timeline in existence did I say that out loud?

Drazi

39-and-a-half-foot pole

Mad Marie

This is where they call Roko and her AI-social-service charity.

Carl Fink

Faye: "You're the AI here!" Bubbles: "And you think being one makes me an expert on one?" Faye: "Well, doesn't it?" Bubbles: "Are you an expert on all aspects of being human?" Faye: "Okay, fair point."

Ack

I'm dying. The look on bubbles face in the last panel.

dvsDave

No, shop time is charge time. No free rides. :) If for anything else, charging him will hope stop him from trying to use Faye/Bubbles as therapists.

Shawn K. Younkin

Doesn't matter, you never get it to work past all the driver conflicts.

Captain Button

Yeah, total party foul.

On the one hand, trying to help him if they want to is cool and good. On the other hand, they don't owe him anything and trying to force them to be his therapist is uncool.

Thomas Halpin

Bubs would be an excellent top

Absynthe

The HARPOON!

BobC

Look, lets break out the heavy artillery. Call in Melon. And EMILY!

Joseph Bonnar

Not sure, ask Brun.

Joseph Bonnar

YES! YES! THE POLE! GET THAT POLE!

Yelling Bird

Nice top bubbles. On topic: He has to know that they are not therapists,.... He just wants someone to see him, acknowlege him maybe even interact in a positive way. If you feel guilty Faye, don't charge him, but let him talk as long as other business isn't happening,....

Darnel D Cooper

I'm a printer. Now I'm desperate to find out what a "quantum spin lithography machine" looks like. And what it does.

Michael Grogan

Of course not! She's an American!

Grace Kieser

CALL LEMON! Ok, I’m mostly saying that because I want to see Lemon.

Thisguy

I think it’s time for the catapult. Someone get Sam.

Miyaa

I actually have one of those.

Ted Van Roekel

How does one report content that they dislike on this here application?

Mr. Ifrit

Okay definitely Faye is traversing the Dr. Drew of sketchy sex counseling psychology.

Miyaa

OK show of hands: how many of us are adhoc therapists for one or more friends? (And now keep your hand up if YOU also use one or more of your friends as a therapist)

Elberik

Where's a harpoon when you need one?

Buck Caldwell

Is this where we say “Stick’im with the pointy end”? Asking for a friend.

Brian English

Nice top, Bubs!

Matt Grayson

"This is my social distancing polearm"

Hope

Bubbles doesn't use metric!?!?

schmod

Afterwards, burn that pole.

Andrea Andrew

Ya know, I never knew that was a thing, til now. Learn something new every day, I guess.

Michael Boettger

That's a 30 case at LEAST.

R L

Get the dragon halberd

doorbender