I have a yoga mat underneath an area rug in my living room - it's useful for subtle feedback when getting close to the boundary zone while in a VR game without the immersion-breaking Fence appearing in the game. Marigold can always do something like that if she decides to play a VR game for her audience.
And it means that my exercise spot is always out and available to use, without being a tripping hazard.
2021-09-09 17:06:59 +0000 UTC
lol I love Dale
Lee B.
2021-09-09 06:03:12 +0000 UTC
It occurs to me that both Marigold and Hannelore are very ... prosperous. Marigold has a big income, and Hannelore is just rich. I'm pretty sure her dad would just hand her millions if he had the faintest idea she wanted money. The gift is literally just a gesture, of no economic significance to either one.
Carl Fink
2021-09-09 02:29:04 +0000 UTC
Soooooo much unneeded and even less wanted advice! The last thing she needs is an effing audience!!!!!!!
Mike O'Dell
2021-09-09 01:56:42 +0000 UTC
I've been told it's quite a bit worse. But I'd personally think it would depend on the carpet.
I've personally skinned a knee on a yoga mat, but that was doing yoga at home in my shorts rather than doing it in sweats. On the one hand, that wasn't much more painful than the one carpet burn I managed to get. On the other hand, getting the carpet burn happened at a much greater speed and level of force (I was carrying a heavy load and tripped - but somehow kept from spilling my load so all that extra weight was on my knee when it hit, too.)
Some Ed
2021-09-09 01:00:37 +0000 UTC
Well, good news for Marigold, then: she spent nothing on this.
Some Ed
2021-09-09 00:54:33 +0000 UTC
Who needsFreecycle? These days out it on the sidewalk with a "Free" sign
Todd Ellner
2021-09-08 16:44:58 +0000 UTC
That's what Freecycle's for, Marigold. To remove the reminders.
Maurice Kessler
2021-09-08 15:01:01 +0000 UTC
For me, personally, the more I spend on an activity, the less likely I am to successfully pursue it. Then, like Marigold, every time I see the objects associated with the "failed" endeavor, I feel a twinge of regret and shame.
Joe Vandevander
2021-09-08 14:23:29 +0000 UTC
There are an awful lot of my favourite characters in that last panel.
Marc Ducharme
2021-09-08 13:24:50 +0000 UTC
Just make them out of neoprene. No see through. (Or breath through though....)
2021-09-08 09:35:31 +0000 UTC
Where's Emily with her prototype adaptive fit yoga tights that won't turn sheer when you stretch?
2021-09-08 07:31:18 +0000 UTC
I imagine the lack of slip could even be beneficial in certain positions? Doggy style, for example, could benefit from limbs not slipping around?
Ste Saunders
2021-09-08 06:30:55 +0000 UTC
I love that Hannelore colour cordinated her top with the mats
Bagge
2021-09-08 05:18:30 +0000 UTC
Fact: Yoga mats are 6 x 3. This means you can cut one in half and have two non-slip mats of exactly the correct size to play the X-wing miniatures game (in which it is very important to keep the miniatures from accidentally sliding around). Because yoga mats are so much cheaper than the mats sold specifically to play the game on, for a while when the game was new, Amazon's "You might also like" suggestion for yoga mats was X-wing miniatures.
Brannon Boren
2021-09-08 04:00:30 +0000 UTC
Well streaming she gets to hide behind an avatar which probably helps and I bet its the only thing she thinks she is good at.
Aaron Schulz
2021-09-08 03:17:08 +0000 UTC
With this attitude toward *potential* failure, how did Marigold ever, ever, EVER, try something she hadn't done before? Like, streaming for the first time, or even playing a game with other people around to see her?
Am Queue
2021-09-08 02:50:04 +0000 UTC
I expect the blocks and straps could be useful for better positioning though.
Mad Marie
2021-09-08 02:35:50 +0000 UTC
Hanners the Phobic went away and returned as Hanners the Wise.
2021-09-08 02:33:18 +0000 UTC
no pain, no gain?
Mad Marie
2021-09-08 02:31:16 +0000 UTC
Not nearly enough padding!
2021-09-08 02:23:20 +0000 UTC
Marigold, yoga mats are dirt cheap and Hanners is just being thoughtful! Don't read too much into it!
Grace Kieser
2021-09-08 02:19:38 +0000 UTC
'May, here's 500 yoga mats and a Sharpie. Get started.'
Dean Reilly
2021-09-08 02:08:57 +0000 UTC
Beach without a towel, abandoned hockey rink, bear preserve...
2021-09-08 02:08:34 +0000 UTC
THE FRICTION BURNS ARE THE BEST PART!
Yelling Bird
2021-09-08 02:03:31 +0000 UTC
Slip n slide or Velcro, no inbetween
at0m
2021-09-08 02:02:36 +0000 UTC
Turns out that being super bendy is her secret super power.
2021-09-08 01:56:28 +0000 UTC
Things to not have sex on: Yoga mat, bare mattress, shag carpet, concrete, airport conveyor belt, wood chipper intake, canoe.
Anthony Gaglianese
2021-09-08 01:43:49 +0000 UTC
From personal experience, you can definitely use it without getting friction burns. The key is expecting no slip
Carin Maja Brooks
2021-09-08 01:43:16 +0000 UTC
Dale knows what's important.
I can also recommend not having sex on a bare mattress with no sheets. Or um so I've heard.
DVW
2021-09-08 01:34:41 +0000 UTC
I have so many yoga mats and I've never used them for yoga.
Or for sex, that just seems like a bad idea.
fluffy
2021-09-08 01:28:39 +0000 UTC
Just a heads-up: that's good advice. VERY good advice.
Mister Cletus
2021-09-08 01:26:01 +0000 UTC
Now at least she will be guilted into trying out yoga long enough to be sure that she hates it. Too easy to just do 1 or 2 sessions, be sore and give up.
Thisguy
2021-09-08 01:20:35 +0000 UTC
Just write "Burger Oni" on it and sell it!
BobC
2021-09-08 01:19:31 +0000 UTC
I would like to see a Dale-centric storyline at some point. He's a good dude.
Lana Del Prey
2021-09-08 01:16:58 +0000 UTC
With all the build-up I now have my fingers crossed that it's going to turn out Marigold actually *loves* yoga
David Jackson
2021-09-08 01:16:29 +0000 UTC
***ow***
Tamara Macadam
2021-09-08 01:14:55 +0000 UTC
Team Hanners/Team Marbear..Assemble!
Michael Boettger
2021-09-08 01:14:14 +0000 UTC
First thing I think is, yeah, I need another one of those so I can put my workbench on it. That way it won't slip when I'm .... planing.
Kenneth Carlile
2021-09-08 01:13:33 +0000 UTC
Sure Jeph. We believe you.
Joel Bateman
2021-09-08 01:13:14 +0000 UTC
You know, a certain website that's a Hub has a few videos about that.
Joel Bateman
2021-09-08 01:12:54 +0000 UTC
So is it worse than carpet burns?
doorbender
2021-09-08 01:12:48 +0000 UTC
Hmm, so does the mat have that kung-fu grip?
Terry Parry
2021-09-08 01:12:42 +0000 UTC
Uh huh, I'm sure... XD
Forgettable
2021-09-08 01:12:39 +0000 UTC
A yoga class, but for fuckin'
2021-09-08 01:12:27 +0000 UTC
GDI May
Miyaa
2021-09-08 01:12:12 +0000 UTC
Is this... also from personal experience?
Edit: for once I failed to read the subtext :(