Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained

I'm picturing a fantaflesh burger at the end of a "torch" now...

Da Nargh!!

New store item? LOL!

Marc Tabor

And just not one person is going to comment on the side-hug pulling her into her newly-endowed robotic boob? I know that "flesh light" eats up a lot of oxygen in the room, but . . .

Joe Vandevander

try Amazon - they got it all

Did May not actually have a second item to discuss and had to think of something on the spot?

Wild Card

May is an actual genius. Think about it: Buns as the labia, on one side you got pickles ketchup mustard on the other tomatoes and lettuce, then on the actual pussy, you got the patty.

*Yes, may

Brian

Well... It is a way to make more money...

Krestus

In Portland Oregon at Washington Square Mall, Sanrio had a physical store there and they had a Hello Kitty vacuum cleaner.

Miyaa

"human-standard number of holes" - but are they in the human-standard locations? I now have the horrifying image of May inviting Sven to play 'hunt the vagina'. I think i need to go look at cute pictures of baby rabbits for an hour or two, to recover.

Alex Borders

Phrasing!

Clifton Royston

It's just occured to me that May specified that her chassis should have a human-standard number of holes. Which means, functionally speaking, she has a couple of fleshlight-equivalents installed in her nethers. So for an AI, this kind of suggestion probably isn't nearly as weird.

Stephen Wells

I think that's in the pipeline: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4522

official burger oni IRL vtuber when, jeph

burger oni merch when, jeph

Your way, right away.

Mad Marie

Way back when Hello Kitty hit it's height in popularity, I saw Hello Kitty vibrators for sale. I was thinking about buying one just for the novelty of the thing and it quickly got yanked. I guess it wasn't licensed. Wonder how much a still in box would go for on ebay.

Peabody

No, no I'm not looking on Etsy for one of these.... no perish the thought... ummm

Rik Kershaw-Moore

I think branding might be a little extreme even for May

Todd Ellner

Persuade MommyMilkers to release one at the same time. Then it's not weird, it's just a regular normal thing that streamers do. Right? 😆

Jessi Lloyd

I ACCIDENTALLY THE FLESHLIGHT. THE WHOLE THING.

nine

Branding! It works

Bagge

Now there's the May we know and love

Ryan X

I guess with Pintsize out of commission, May has stepped up to fill the Pintsize-shaped hole he left behind...

Leak

Yeah that’s my reading too. I think May in business manager mode can think of all the ways that could go badly, but I can entirely believe this would be the first thought to cross her blank mind.

Clifton Royston

Burger Oni Dakimakura. They have Mass Effect ones for Garrus and Tali, so...

Thomas A. Dennis

That's a very charitable interpretation and I honour you for it.

Andrew Mitchell

When you say you have multiple things to argue about but really it's just one thing and you wanted to schedule a lot of time for it without looking unreasonable.

Thomas Halpin

Eh,... I don't believe it. That pause was "Crap! she didn't fight me on the Yoga or going with Hanners business model,.. I know - pick something she's gotta say no on to keep my goblincred,....."

Darnel D Cooper

Goblin May is best May

Goblin May is back

Pejo

Unless, may has another idea that is just a little bit less repulsive.

Terry Parry

Only the anatomically normative bits

Todd Ellner

May has never studied the door-in-the-face technique to get someone to comply with a request. You start with a request you know will get rejected out of hand (the door in the face.) Then you ask for a more reasonable request, the one you wanted them to say yes to all along. For example, May wants Marigold to do yoga. Wrong way: May: Marigold, you should do yoga. Marigold: I don’t want to. Right way: May: You should sell a Burger Oni fleshlight. Marigold: No way in hell! May: Okay. Can I at least get you to start doing yoga for your own health? Marigold: Yeah, I guess so.

Populuxe

This is perhaps the most apt usage of the term "hand over fist" ever

Valraven

Oh, May...you can't just drop a bomb like that without some kind of lead-up! That's like going for butt stuff without any lube!

TwoRavens

On the one hand... "No." On the other hand..... Hands get tired and flesh lights work?? I guess?

On the other hand, there's probably a non-AI version of May's body out there for *ahem* hobbyists.

Noise

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY GODDAMN MONEY!

Yelling Bird

It’s got crinkle cut pickles in the middle 😏🤤

May...no

Ben French

Not...quite...the brand she's going for here, May.

Merle Blue

AHahahahahahahahaha! No.

OMG no May you ding

Forgettable

May still precious

Akashimo Hakubi

That is definitely an idea, I can see May saying the labia would be molded from burger patties.

FuzzyDragon Cosplay

Well, May is still May, I suppose

I thought they were in talks about that already, for a kickstarter?

Am Queue

A certain succubus I follow on Twitch once said "i guarantee every VTuber who has had more than 100 concurrent viewers has had at least one viewer blast one off to them". May knows the market.

Dylan T

It's Marigold's online handle.

Good lord¹. ------------ ¹: I mean it would make money hand over fist but (t), MAY. PLEASE.

R L

Or Milkmommy420 Udderly Big Boob Moo-pad

Miyaa

I apologize but what is "Burger Oni?"

Paul Britt

Several podcasts immediately came to mind *shiver*

SpookyPenguin

Burger Oni Boob Mousepads.

Taran1s

Who programmed May’s AI? Yelling Bird?

Miyaa

Burger Oni rotisserie grill! Set it and forget it!

Miyaa

Dakimakura might be a fair idea, then. "You may not be able to fuck Burger Oni, but damn, you sure can cuddle!" I think the marketing practically writes itself.

Anthony Gaglianese

I was worried that May was going soft on us

My mind immediately picture an actual silicone hamburger with a slight gap between the patties. And I both love and hate it.

ERRORCODE616

“Wow, really stuck my foo—“ “NO.”

Magic Chopstick Games

Some things never change. I.E. May's sense of propriety.

Michael Boettger

From her facial expression in panel 5, it almost looks like May blanked and this was the first thing that popped into her mind.

Yonatan Zunger

I’d think this was a decoy suggestion. A suggestion to use if Mar was too resistant on the yoga, so she’d be all “ok, let’s go back to the previous topic”.

Thisguy

Obviously, you lead with the first one that's for her benefit. Then you go into fleshlights.

Vilinda

Merchandising, merchandising! That's where the real money is!

George Bias

May knows what the fans want.

Elberik

If/when they happen, it'll likely be through Bad Dragon

Elberik

MAY NO

Tamara Macadam

... may. may, it doesn't suit the brand, despite how many fans may think it suits them.

Edward Clayton Andrews

*wonders if there are actual vtuber fleshlights out there. And if so, who does the modeling?*

AlexKorobeiniki

I don’t suppose Topatoco is gonna be featuring those 👉👈

LMAO

Fart Captor

Hi May, remember that line not to cross? It's now back there.

Max D S

That one panel pause is absolutely perfect and art

I can't fault her for trying.

Nikki