Dangdangdang

I did that to someone once. They were suffering from migraine at the time (which I didn't know) and were not happy about it. At all. But I suppose it will do some good for Marigold. :3

onitake

DANGDANGDANG

doorbender

These are my FAVORITE idiots!!!

M Cohen

It's webcomic magic!

at0m

SIDE BOOB, SIDE BOOB, SIDE BOOB

Jaron Mortimer

I'm thinking some of that money needs to go on a bigger bed.

Ack

1st & 5th panels.

Joe

dang dang dang is right!! maybe they're idiots, but they're awfully easy on the eyes. except Dale - he has no chill, so I've simply averted my eyes.

Joe

That first panel is fire we need more of this

Raul Trevino

And the first. And the third, fourth, fifth, and sixth.

Adam Abbott

Man, it's been over 3k strips since Marigold showed up.

Randall Norman Pick

Hooters and booty!

Michael Keogh

Yay, more massive sleep boobs

Edward Justice

Wooohooo! Jeph’s favorite is back!

Bruce Steinberg

You'll never get that rich warm kind of awake without tubes.

Andy Kailhofer

I like that May is literally a machine but the way she chooses to be an alarm clock is hella analog

Chelsea

I love these idiots! I also love seeing all of Dale’s face.

Nancie

I agree 😌

Fart Captor

I imagine we'd have gotten this episode sooner, but.... you know.

Maurice Kessler

That lil bit of tum pudge in the last two panels. It is The Best.

Jim Lee

Sure hope there is serious noise insulation between them and their neighbors, if they’re going to be woken up like that every day…

Comics Ladybird

It, uh, is not. It refers to a cursèd web site that's best known these days for white supremacist conspiracy theories.

Pejo

Love the background pic. Is it supposed to parody/imitate Einstein sticking his tongue out?

Jeffrey Anderson

The days of one person having a reasonable nights sleep and the other waking up with a sore shoulder? I thought they were long gone once we'd moved in with each other but then we had kids and being woken up with "I had a bad dream" has dragged me reluctantly back into the fold of discomfort and broken sleep. Aurgh!

nine

I absolutely love Marigold’s expression in the second panel.

Adam Kranzel

(Quiet Smile) I remember those days,..

Darnel D Cooper

Dang, I could actually FEEL panel 2. Almost got a heart attack. Dang.

Ye Olde Phart

You're an adult Marigold, get a Queen bed.

DonnieRamesJio

they should add buying a bigger bed to the to do list

Ashley Thomas

Daaaaaaaaang, Marigold.

Runhildr Zaetl

Does he mean May's tits or Mari's?

Maugrim

Holy shit I need May in my life.

Pete

We need more Marigold and Dale fan service. I'm sorry, but it's true.

Alcaria Swain

ITYM "Hot DangDangDang"...

Leak

Can't blame them for both not fitting when Marigold's as stacked as she is...I'm less surprised Dale is on the floor, and more surprised one of Marigold's boobs didn't fall out of her tank top while she was sleeping. It's like they wait until you're asleep to make a break for it.

Steamin' cup o' nut-wet, now with double the orcus chunks!

I love these idiots! Yay!

Thomas Halpin

If she did that to me, there'd be a dead AI (I'd *figure out* a way) buried in a shallow grave in the nearest patch of dirt of workable size to the apartment. And two minutes later I'd be back in bed. :/

Angie Penrose

Oh man, it's my favorite float in the idiot parade!!

Kyle Rudy

Stop dangin’ Marigold, May.

Fred Baker

May's new gig goes about as well as I thought it would.

Bagge

“How do they even both fit on that thing?” You’re going to have to be more specific.

Summer Sudbrink

ooooooooooh and I found Pintsize insighthttps://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2332

Still thinking about Milkmaids for some reason.

Summer Sudbrink

"Dangdangdang" was exactly my reaction to the first panel.

Hugh Eckert

RIGHT?

I tell you what

Czarzhan

The strip Jeph has been waiting to draw.

Lightsabr2

Apparently “chill” is a zero sum proposition in the QC-verse. As Clinton gains chill, others have to lose chill.

Populuxe

*Dale stands up, revealing he too has giant baps* *Momo tries to enter to see what all the commotion is, but her massive bazongas get stuck in the doorway*

Fart Captor

Oh, I thought they moved in together right away. Also, she can afford a bigger bed now!

Dang.....

CaseyAEC

Time to buy a new bed with her earnings.

Richard Muir

Good god, I hadn't thought about it but between May and Marigold there's a massive surplus of tiddy in that place now.

Killrain42

Actually, it looks like a SINGLE! 😲

Andrew Mitchell

I had forgotten about these jackasses. I am excited for the buffoonery and love to come.

Aaron Schulz

Dayum!

Robert

That sounds like something Roko might be interested in.

William Cole

DAAAANNNG

Scott Vogel

These idiots? I LOVE THESE IDIOTS

David Jackson

How has Jeph managed to wait this long before giving us the glory of this first panel?

Aleks

Or at least a non-IKEA bed.

Miyaa

Not anymore she isn't...

I just want to know if Momo is sleeping in this morning.

Miyaa

DANG! THAT'S A MESS A TITTIES!

Yelling Bird

Tiddy

at0m

daaaang

Magic Chopstick Games

Years ago, now

at0m

A new week, a new arc. Haven't seem these two since May got her new body.

Michael Boettger

They are still using a double bed aren't they? Idiots :P

MikeT

Hehehe. May is the best PA ever.

Thisguy

Wait... Dale has eyes?!

A. J. Alfieri-Crispin

YOTSUBA!!

Bacon Lord

I'm amused by this hint that Dale's internal monologue might actually be the antithesis of chill.

schmod

Small bed? Sleep "Sammich Style"!

BobC

Huzzah, I missed these idiots. May make Marigold buy a new bed so Dale can fit.

Rosilin

Is it bad that I knew exactly which comic you were referring to, without clicking the link? “Stop danging at me!”

Adam Kranzel

I cannot wait to see the hilarity that's going to ensue

Terry Parry

The last time Marigold was that aggressively danged, she was trying on swimsuits: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2291

Likeablejerk

Marigold is hawt!

Ash359

I'd save money and get her no uniform at all.

Noise

You've never known anyone who is cranky and irritable if they're suddenly woken up?

Elberik

Mayhap?

Joseph Bonnar

Wait, have I forgotten when they started their hookup?

Carin Maja Brooks

True that.

Daniel Rydberg

Also I adore May's ponytail

Am I dumb? What is even sleep huffy..? Am I missing a joke? Am I the joke?

Daniel Rydberg

May we have more May, perhaps, maybe?

Joseph Bonnar

And May's new body has an alarm clock app. Who knew, right?

Michael Boettger

I am so ready for these idiots.

Celine Chamberlin

I was about to say "Oh hey it's my favorite characters" before I remembered that I love all the characters that aren't Hannelore's mom and Corpse Witch

She's been hired to do a job, and it's less shitty and pays better than her old one, so I don't see why not.

Jackson Mccreery

Indeed, it IS time for these idiots.

Errol Lobo

The bed is known as the "spoon drawer"

Elberik

Gigantic titty committee

Adam with two As, a D, and an M

I'd pay a lot of money to have May as my wake up service. I'd even get her a special uniform.

Elberik

Wait....MAY IS BEING RESPONSIBLE???

Joel Bateman

Dale has eyes!

surely she can afford a bigger bed by now

Tamara Macadam

I can think of a few ways they'd both fit on there

Niskara

booba crewba

Fart Captor

All hail casual tube tops

Hope

Has he moved in already?

Michael